Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698274656
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Yes that's DJ Khaled.
>>698284854
Sick meme.
Ohai.
Kirara back and claimed.
Best type moon claimed
Ayo
Claimed
Ready to have some fun whats up guys
>>698284317
I... I just think itd be nice to have someone here for me for once
Its my own fault
I dont try enough
>>698284575
Thats only half of it though.
Having someone to complain to would be nice
>>698285132
debating top snek and stuff
>lustful eyes
>oh shit hunting eyes
>>698285152
Complain to one of these
http://www.forbiddenlust.net/fumesimemaov.html
Saber claim
>>698285241
>400 bucks
Bad dragon, much better
>>698284935
You find some crazy shit
>>698285039
Still awake?
>>698285369
There's also the lewd version of that.
>>698284854
what kind of rules are these?
Also were starting up AZN horror movie night in the stream so grab your 3d glasses and join us!
>>698285333
>Not wanting OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS
>Not wanting to fuck the FantaFlesh Life Like™ pussy
>>698285465
Say my name.
84601
With that much salt you must be the Dead Sea and Huixtocihuatl combined
>>698284596
This is Rahjeet what is your situation?
>>698285152
I'm guessing you wanna be the girl in the relationship ;)
Also you can always complain here, I mean we are all a bunch of degenerates
>>698285220
Snek is literal garbage
>>698285552
But I don't have 3D glasses
>>698285581
DICK IS STUCK IN LAPTOP
PLEASE HELP
>>698285581
Fuck meant >>698284601
>>698285152
Complain on Omegle or something.Or a therapist.
>>698284854
>>698284935
why
>>698285201
>rattle rattle
>>698285581
i got my dick stuck inside my pc and im scared
>>698285809
american
>>698285809
Hank what do you think of http://www.forbiddenlust.net/fumesimemaov.html ?
Also why are you only on at 8 and later?
>>698284596
>>698284596
>Interesting person
Really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not
>>698285915
>Rattles
Hi Sachi.
>>698285650
I think ive just been doing a bit of drink thinking.
Questioning the past
>>698285915
>why
Well I don't know, ask the artist.
>>698285552
The good rules.
>>698285567
You smart.
Waifu?'
>>698286107
well naps are a good idea, just saying.
>>698285465
Sometimes it's fun staying up.
>>698286058
Classic. We've all been there. Anything specific you regret?
>>698286141
Hya, what's up man
>>698286225
I remember in the original rules, it was:
>Naps are a terrible idea
Or something like that.
kek.
>>698286314
Fair enough.
>>698286141
Hello
>>698286198
No waifus allowed
>>698286225
So is jerking your dick raw for 2 and a half hours
>>698286004
it isn't
>>698286028
hello maidzuru
>>698286107
are you not the artist? :^)
>>698286198
A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.
A spin-off term "Husbando" followed for Fujioshi who feel similarly towards male characters.
>>698285163
Nice Waifu, anon.
>Pic related
>my waifu
>>698286314
At this point you might as well stay up all night
>>698286456
>are you not the artist? :^)
Damn, I wish I could draw boobs as good as that artist does.
Or draw in general.
>>698286394
Being 22 and being a kisslees virgin weirdo for one.
Plenty of issues there that could have been changed
>>698286394
Nothing much, just tearing my hair out on League
>>698286429
Hello cutie
>>698284854
Dekomori claim~
>>698286551
You just have to believe.
>>698286107
You loyal, you a genius.
>>698286730
your waifu is a dyke, tho.
>>698286646
>22
You're a late bloomer but you can still make it!
>>698286685
Aw thanks bb
>>698286429
I don't know how strong you are but that shit hurts like a mother for 2 hours and 30 min
>>698286646
Heb yea that sucks. Still time to change though, get /fit/ for example
>>698286685
Yea soloq is the worst thing ever happening to mankind. Whos your main?
>>698285039
I'm singing in the rain
>Mati-syra-zemla, moist mother
Kek thnx wikipedia
>>698286958
I know a tailor who fixes the sleeves on the right for my long sleeved shirts/jackets.
>>698287048
This might sound weird but the song will always be tied to scrooge mcduck story for me.
Imminent claimage.
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>>698287219
That is quite wierd. For me it's the shitty sound of music shit
>>698287197
Wait what are you going on about?
Is this about Yuno's shirt in the picture?
>>698286874
>>698286958
Im not accepting being this.
Im in the process of it.
Im getting better, but nothing can fix my head.
Im j6st so worried about everything and it stalls me
>>698285567
Hameru Akimbo
>>698287448
Clockwork Orange for me.
>>698287647
Hi cutie~
claimed af
>>698287219
Just added you on warthunder can't play right now as my friends are currently playing league right now
>>698286866
>2016
>not liking dykes
why?
>>698286874
Galil
>>698287966
Agreed. I love that movie.
>>698287597
Dw about your face dude, if you are just clean, fit and dress well all you need to do is act confident.
Cliche I know but it actually works, try it. For me a few drinks boosts my self confidence a lot so I can recommend that
>>698288018
Hey there
>>698287993
I'm not cute, Cute meanie!
And so I said "FT5"
Yet nobody came
>>698286456
Well, alright then
>>698288267
Oh yes you are, Cute perv~!
>Pizza for dinner
So much for home made meals...
>>698288267
Just remind him that he flashed his legs in thigh highs to the thread once.
>>698288112
It cut out the final chapter of the book though. Which was the whole point of the story.
>>698288127
Just tired, Im thinking too much.
I need to shut my head up.
Need something stronger.
Sleep coming
>>698287725
Roly Merculis
>>698287448
I guess many would also connect it to A Clockwork Orange, I was a huge fan of disney comics like that
>>698288555
Sometimes thinking too much can be a good think though.
You can't leave with this get though
>>698286551
have you tried?
>>698288488
so what now?
wanna fuk
>>698288968
No, but I'm pretty sure of my capabilities
>>698288852
The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck and any story illustrated by Don Rosa is god tier. I used to read this yearly.
>>698288530
I have never read the book.
Probably should, kubrick is still one of my favorite film makers though.
>>698288900
Ive got to
Its bad
>>698288678
Harambe Akillu
>>698287528
I jerk off so much my right arm is bigger than my left by about 2 inches in circumference.
>>698289229
I'm actually thinking of good ways to insert Harambe into some of my WoW characters name or something.
The most obvious choices would be Harambegodx or Harambexqt.
>>698288530
Shush! That doesn't mean I'm cute.
>Kurumi claimed
well work sucks, hopefully i get switched to automotive soon
>>698289220
All right
Well I'm gonna leave as well
Late as fuck Bois!
See all of you tomorrow
>>698289183
Spoiler-free, you should.
>>698288968
I'd rather not
>>698289609
Later NIGGER
>>698289612
>those legs
I mean I literally own the book, i've just never read it.
>>698289698
Fuck you
>>698289612
>Those legs
UNF
I don't want to do this to your waifu anon...
Great, now not only am I eating low tier pizza, but it heated unevenly so half is still cold and the other half is molten
>>698287966
>clockwork orange
>>698288501
I had pizza too
>koume
>>698290130
Fold it in half, let sit.Make sure the bottom half is the hot one
>>698289255
you should probably get that checked out
>>698290130
AbsouletlyDisgusting.jpg
>>698289637
:^)
so what you doing right now then?
>>698289538
I would do that but with other names.
>>698289541
It means you want to look cute
>qt3.141 tsun rider
>>698289759
What are you waiting for nigger.
Hardest part is the language Alex uses.
>>698290437
Shut the fuck up. No one like you KYS
>>698290391
YOU SHUT UP TOO
>>698290309
naw, it tastes like shit anyway
no real point in heating it up, I won't eat it
>>698290391
What the fluff did you just flipping say to me?
>>698290437
Any ideas? I used to have a feral druid named Shredtube.
>>698290155
I had pizza a lot at my old place. The exact same kind at that.
>It gets really old eating it 2-3 times a week.
>>698290437
I-It does not!
>Nuh uh!
>>698290391
Get your own AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg :^)
>>698290670
You play wow?
>>698290670
I has question for you
Some day, I'm not sure whether I'm happy I have a waifu few others have or sad that she's so unpopular.
>>698290391
Just about to have a shower, probably play some games really.
Yourself?
>>698290661
>I hope she has spare stockings
I hope she has 2 spare pairs because once the spare ones come on I'm going to come on.Them.
>>698290808
>s - 305819 - 1girl annoyed antenna_hair black_eyes brown_hair can helium idolmaster jackry kikuchi_makoto raglan_sleeves short_hair solo tran
Where's the girl :^)
I barely have pizza
>>698290391
Its just because I jerk off 3 or more times a day and take 30 minutes at least to do it.I tried with my left hand but it just feels weird so my arms are unbalanced I guess.
>>698290437
>Those legs
HNNNGH
>>698290856
Not much lately but I spent way too much time on wotlk arena servers.
>>698290957
I has a answer for you, hopefully! Shoot it up here or on steam, wherever you prefer.
>>698291560
Im thinking about reactivating i have 1 100 and 2 90s
on horde us.
>>698291295
Rood!
>And my collection has exceeded 3.2k pictures!
Once you blow $400 in a month on pizza, you get sick of it.
>>698291782
That thumbnail made me feel lewd
>>698290670
My main DK is a belf called Futonari
>>698290808
It does so.
>Oh yes
>>698291508
>these legs?
>>698291165
Go away, you don't deserve to be in my presence
>>698291782
$400 gets a lot of pizza
>>698292161
You can leave too
>>698291782
>filename
Still don't see a girl ;^)
>not bringing the bantz
>>698292242
Love you too Kurumi
>>698290614
No need to be mean
>>698290661
this >>698290834
>>698290834
don't be like that bb we can share
>>698291142
Watching some weird Japanese horror movie
pretty tired, might sleep
Calamity-masu'd
>>698292410
I hate you
>>698292432
Fuck off Sachi
>>698292678
Cute
>>698292678
luv u bby~
>>698292070
How, anon, how?
>>698292161
Can't prove it!
>Nope!
>>698292242
Since we were gouging ourselves with the expensive delivery of stuffed crust, it was only about 20 pizzas. But this was between 2 people only. Half a pizza each, for 20 days.
>>698292404
I-I'll show you a girl!
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>698292432
It's copyrighted :^)
>>698293015
Waiting to see the girl ;^)
>>698293015
>thats not really a girl
>it even says androgynous
Only because I didnt screenshot it. Im sure Mizore did though.
>yah huh
>>698293154
You have a good sleep
>>698292678
That hatred feeds me
>>698292758
I don't know who you are, or what you want, but you should kill yourself
>>698292945
Don't "bby" me
>>698293015
clearly the issue was that you didn't eat it in reverse, as is tradition with stuffed crust
>>698293408
maybe it'll kill you from the inside
>>698292678
:(
i love you and this is how you treat me
>>698292945
@O R@ll
>>698293154
night
:^(
>>698293015
Stay away from my hotel
>no pics atm
>Captcha: tsun Makoto
>>698293527
Something about that hair flip makes me go hnnngh
>>698293527
y bby o:
>seems some a tsun
>>698293527
I want you cutie
>>698292432
Well, if you do sleep, goodnight
>>698294057
Cutie
>>698293618
I know you love me, it's hard not to
>>698293757
Hair flips turn me on too
almost as much as legs and...
>>698293791
And someone else is a shit
>>698293902
And i want you...to jump out the nearest window
>>698293376
Anything past this is 2lewd!
>>698293408
>Shush!
Then you have no proof. :^)
>Nuh uh!
>>698293527
Tradition since when?!
>>698293692
>Implying you ever had pics to begin with
Where's the proof Shinoa 2.0?!
>>698294127
I dont have windows because I'm an agoraphobe
Metroid fans. Google AM2R. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
>>698293527
Nah. You know nothing about cooks. We feed off negativity.
What are some anime similar to K-On!?
Also, Ritsu claimed.
>>698294127
Pantie shots?
>>698294281
Skinny faggot :^)
>>698294247
That's also why i use Linux
CLAIMED
>Find one flaw
>>698294188
Since people realized stuffed crust can be eaten first
>>698294247
run out into traffic
>>698294277
Can I get a steak well done?
>>698294305
I meant
https://youtu.be/rlBIjSFbHEM
>>698294687
She's not a predator
>>698294281
Boku no Pico :^)
>>698291683
Eh, I don't really recommend. but I'm just an elitist that keeps playing wotlk PvP and trashing every other expansion.
>>698292161
kek, what about names that complete themselves with titles? One of the bests I've seen was 'Private Parts'.
>>698294742
If you want leather, Id be happy to serve you leather.
>>698295124
I think I saw one named Gaggins once. Titles would be interesting if you get the account wide ones. Harambe the Camel Hoarder.
>>698294742
I live in a rural area
>>698295124
I mean i've played the game since burning crusade. Im just bored and wanna level a character. Or get my healer up to 100.
My hunter is OP as fuck normally I used to own in wotlk Pvp
>>698295291
Don't worry ketchup will make it better
>>698295346
get eaten by wolves
>>698295486
Wolves aren't in my area
>>698295551
find some predator, or drown yourself
>Kurumi
>>698295486
I expect nothing less. Hope you enjoy the shitty end piece.
>>698294742
>steak well done
Canadians.
>>698294742
But then what do you hold onto to eat the rest of the pizza?!
>Well done
Shoo~
>>698294418
>>698295065
Th-Thanks.
>>698295699
>>698295787
You both imply i don't throw my steak on for 30 seconds per side
>>698295921
You just balance it on three fingers
>>698295787
Hey guy, whats up?
Fav pic of snek waifu
>>698296124
fuck, wrong pic
Is it the lewdening now?
Peacock is my babi, hands off
>>698296196
yes.
>>698295921
Cute
>>698296180
Fag
>>698296470
Something wrong?
I claim Ram
>>698296594
DERAIL THE WORLD!
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>>698296595
That's a first
HA BITCHES, I GET THE MOTH WAIFU!!!!
Going to take a bath
>koume
>>698296812
you and me got the right idea, cuddles for days m8
>>698296045
Well, I assumed that you were leading me on to begin with.
>>698296594
>>698296045
What kinda of soggy ass pizza are you eating that it just falls apart without holding it?!
>>698296196
Maybe?
>>698296405
Says the one with cute panties~
>>698296890
Mind if I join? ;^)
>>698296747
>>698297010
I love these knobs and so its mine
>>698296951
Hey Rory, the online public library I use either doesn't have the books I wanted to read or they are on hold, any recommendations?
I feel like sci-fi
Fran
>>698296951
I'd never lead you on, it'd give you too much hope
>>698297000
it doesn't
but if you only hold the crust everything will slide off
>Kurumi
Galil here, not going to be able to post tomorrow, driving home and cleaning up and stuff
>>698298165
No one cares.
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