Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698245292
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
GENOCIDE
Calamity-masu'd
Best girl claimed desu~
all this talk of genocide it makes me moist
zombina a qt
Nice work OP.
>>698249906
Ohh what's that smell? The sweet blood.. oh it sings to me
I. Fucking. LOVE. Solo queue.
Saber claim
>>698250213
It's enough to make a man sick
>>698250295
The Chaos Blade... wonderful... simply.. WONDERFUL.... but the sword's true value.. can't be known without a good KILLING
Shygal claimed.
>claiming yume
I hope me is still here.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
Claimed
>>698250213
The scent of blood lingers, and tickles my nose. It's so irresistible!
>>698250273
Same...
I had a veigar top a while ago...
Sachi claimed.
>>698250447
Hm, hello brave one.
I was looking for you just now.
I am Yurt the Silent Chief, I am an assassin.
My work, in Boletaria, is almost complete.
I have murdered every surviving human… except for one.
>>698250648
Red.. the of blood, I lust for more!
>>698250552
me is always alive
>>698250714
me can't claim me
Best type moon cliamed.
Collateral is a good movie.
Comptroller
>>698250793
I've always murdered that nigga in his cage
>>698250648
all this blood what is happening over their rem
>>698250648
Factually speaking, does blood even smell to any major degree. It tastes, sure, but I never smelled it.
>>698250851
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Don't I already belong to me?
>>698250810
Oh, the sweet taste, the scent, is drives me to kill!
>>698250950
We're craving for the red nectar, care to join?
>sometimes I ponder on my life choices
>>698250899
He never deserved to have it opened
Whete is the rule
The magic rule
>>698251231
Me belongs to me but not in the way me wants.
Captain Phasma
>>698251247
of course I could use some blood
>pondering life choices just pretend it never happened like my squirrels thing
>>698251247
I am running out of edgy lines for blood lol
>>698251403
First playthrough I set him free... wasnt later til someone in a souls thread mention he kills people in nexus.. fucking NOPED and hopped on to kill him on the spot
>>698251231
Blood... Has the smell of iron. Like how a coin smells. But... it has a hint of sweetness to where you know it's blood
>>698251628
Join the fun
>>698251629
I am too, lel
Yay you guys finally stopped calling me cute!
>>698251756
period blood is the sweetest smells of purity
>>698250213
Wait who are you?
I thought I was yuno :(
>>698251848
Cuuuuute~!
>who did that cosplay?
>>698251756
In other words the smell is pretty weak?
>snorting blood
>>698251578
I want me to stay with me, though.
>>698251756
Getting sleepy..
>>698252214
I'm the OG Yuno, where the fuck have you been nigga?
>>698252231
Gah! Not Again!
>i dont know, not me
>>698252201
E̤ͪͫd̿ͤ̚Í̜̤̑̓͗Ì̜̳̗g̲͚̚y̲̱̪Ì̼̼̬
>>698252201
Oh dear
>>698252305
The smell can be horrifically strong as well.
>>698252340
Sleep now, I'll get you some blood
>>698252426
You aren't denying it? Yay!
>>698252340
I dunno, I have been a yuno for a few days without you showing up so
I guess you're back? I think I've heard of another one
I finally named all my pics
>>698251848
Yeah right cutie
>>698252537
Alrighty then I'll leave it to you
>>698252578
I was always here
>>698252785
Or were you
>>698252513
the edgiest also saved
>>698252537
you wanted me to join in
>look what they made me on rabbit
>>698252785
I guess this world is too big for both of us.
Im gonna guess you're in a different time zone so tomorrow yuno is mine again ;)
>>698252785
Rest well.
>>698252890
And I like where you're going!
>>698252862
Too lewd, please leave
>>698251848
I feel physically sick.
I'd rather french kiss a rotting cattle's corpse while buzzards tear out my retinas then have to view these putrid arrangement of pixels again.
>>698252886
O shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
>>698252937
Dosent matter if you post her first, I'm still og
>You mised out on the yuno army few months back, summerfriend
>>698252305
Me will stay with me for as long as me wants
>>698253041
No
>>698253174
Except I'm not new to the chan
I'm new to anime and waifu
Nothing to do with the part of the year
>>698253192
A lewd is a rewd, could you not
>>698253310
You as well please.
>>698253310
dude that fake
>>698253174
later yuno
>>698253480
No
>>698253311
>>698253174
just accept you are both edgy
>>698252707
Not cuuute!
>>698252537
I'm not cute
>>698253117
Cool
>>698253743
Hot, but not for this thread.Lewd is not allowed sir.
>>698253843
>Not cute
>Implying
>>698253843
You have some sort of thing where you look at yourself and think you're not cute or something? Or are you actually called "not cute" in the outside world?
>>698253175
It was implied.. forever.
>>698253964
>hot
my fetishes are strange but this is normal I dont understand
>>698253843
[ATTENTION]: whore
> (Inside and out)
>>698254174
forever? as long as me wants I shall be with me forever
>>698254138
The latter
Everyone IRL calls me ugly
>>698253964
I am not cute!
You are a kitty~
>implying this is cute
>>698254509
Noice
>>698253964
But that's blasphemy
Kris is best pokegirl
>>698254580
I best not be kidding.
>>698254663
Ah, okay
Cutie
>>698254610
Cutie
>>698254976
Actually worst from the first 4 manga gens, but still a very good character.
Green > Platinum > Sapphire > Crystal
>>698254663
Stop attention whoring and go to sleep
>>698255207
Its 4 PM
>>698255068
Not cute
>>698254663
3-Dimensional pig disgusting.
Are you so deprived of all human contact you had to come to the thread on the board with possibly the lowest standards of all mankind to garner a few compliments from a group of anonymous individuals- just as deprived as you- who's opinions and compliments hold as much a flame as the Mariana Trench
>>698255032
Me would never be kidding about me being with me
..A purple Lamborghini?
>>698255414
I know I look disgusting
Thanks
>never reply to me or my posts ever again
>>698255414
This is a good post.
>>698255178
Thats coming from someone who claims homura though.
>>698255703
>>698255414
Samefag
>>698255809
Sadly I don't know how to make those gifs.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>698255512
Purple.
>>698254250
Samus is hot
DP is hot
Samus DP is HOT
>>698255414
Someone needs their mommy
>>698255925
Didn't think about it like that.
>>698250026
Ahh, the fresh Kyubey dumpling-chan! It is the smiling mouth!
>The schwanz is thrust into the Kyubey dumpling-chan's mouth and thrust frocefully
Ohhhh Kyubey dumpling-chan! The smile mouth sooo good! Hnnnnngh! Aahhhhh! Hooooaaarrgghhh!
>The powreful ograsm is had
>Kyubey dumpling-chan explodes from the rich seamin and regal glory
>Another Kyubey dumpling-chan comes to devour the remains
>The entire race is pragnated
>I defecate regally
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>698255986
giantess samus hot
>what is DP?
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>698256180
Doesnt matter.
>>698255781
Is that your argument to defend your waifu? I did say she was a good character, just less interesting than any other.
She was inserted into the story way too late and didn't have a connection with anything that happened before, she is literally meaningless in GS and the crew from the first gen stole most of the protagonism she could have had in her own chapter.
Why do you like her over the others anon?
>>698255457
Mhmm, I trust me.
>>698255414
>getting worked up over someone posting their legs
>>698256241
Schwanz is it really you?!
>>698256354
Nope, he's worked up because he is literally attention whoring
>>698255596
>3D is almost always trash
no
>3D is ALWAYS trash
This isn't /soc/
>>698256134
What are you hiding from?
If we're talking about lewd samus i must ask, why is there no face sitting art with her? she was made for it.
>>698256325
Well not anymore at least.
How are you faring?
>>698256351
Too bad me doesn't trust me that much.
>>698255085
I think I know who this is
>>698256495
Pretty edgy .
>>698256495
>>3D is ALWAYS trash
;-; why anon
>>698256241
roll
>>698256351
Good
Me should trust me because me really wants me to be with me forever
>>698256540
I trust me as much as me
>>698256577
Who?
>>698256577
roll
>>698256495
Trash waifus like you
>>698256368
Hohoho! It is! It is the nostalgia fragrant good feeling shitposting time!
>I regally defecate a brick
>It goes down to the core of the earth
>The schwanz grows erect and is thrust vigorusly into the brick hole
>The rich and creamy seamin is shot forth powrefully
>It reaches the core of the earth
>The planet's core rises in temperature
>The planet is pragnated
Ahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>698256508
Because it would suck.
Imagine having her smelly, sweaty snatch all over your face and mouth
>>698256916
This made me cringe
>>698256966
That sounds like a dream.
>>698256241
I missed you so much Schwanz.
>hails
>>698256916
it is good to see you back ^.^
>>698256966
yea man, even fit chicks will get stank cunt when they're running around shooting aliens and shit
>>698256916
Hail to the king.
Ice cream love <3
Hello friends!
>>698256354
My bad, I thought this was a waifu thread, not an attention whore's camshow.
>>698256639
So you're the nigger who's always yelling at the movie screen. We don't need your narration, through millions of years of evolution we've developed basic intuition.
>>698256892
This whole thread is filled with degenerate, rotting waifu trash.
And you are no exemption.
>>698257189
>>698257047
>>698256368
Elitists being fags over the literally most autistic anon here
>>698256966
god this is a troll right that sounds fucking incredible thank you for the bonner
>>698257400
roll :o
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVQ646T.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>698256513
Im fine, nothing but little throat pain.
What about you?
>>698257385
So how's it hanging Paulie?
>>698257400
All of those anons are fucking newfag trash what are you talking about?
>>698257520
discount SAO sachi?
rollio:
>>698257596
Got medication for it?
Just waiting for my friends to get their things ready for some games.
Otherwise living the usual life.
>>698257410
It's a shame no such art exist of it.
>>698257717
>SOA sachi
stop triggering me ;-;
llorio
>>698257796
What are you playing?
>>698256668
But I'll still be lonely without me when I can't come here..
>>698256540
I know this isn't true.
these threads get worse by the day
>>698257891
>triggering
are you assuming my gender o:<
>>698257189
>>698257047
Thank you both. It is good to be back. Look forward to more shitposting in the coming days. ^.^
>>698257039
Then I have accomplished one of my goals.
>>698257958
Pic related.
>>698257995
I can keep me company even when me isn't here.
>>698258093
Not even quality shitposting
>>698257385
Jokes on you, I haven't posted my waifu yet
Now, how about you go to sleep
>>698258074
I'm trying hard to notice any changes, actually.
There's literally no difference.
Tomoko
CLAIMED
>>698257385
>implying that wasn't for only one anon to see
>>698258179
Nice.
Whats your rank? Or just playing for fun? Like me
>>698257995
But me will always be here for me as long as me is still here
>>698258087
no im assuming your intentions :o
roll
>>698258187
Me should always agree to be here with me
>>698258360
There are more than one me's
FT5 anybody?
>>698258530
MGE, most of the time it just seems to be for fun.
Although there are some srs bsnss occasions.
>>698257324
Hi Neo!
>>698257596
Syndra-chan.. hope your throat gits gud.
>>698258187
That's what I think, but that doesn't mean it works.
>>698258285
Can I sleep with you again?
>>698258582
I wouldn't want to get rid of me again, would I?
>>698258179
Ooohhh! The wild sexy cactus is appears! ^,^
>I defecate with masculine authority to form a ring around the cactus and establish my territory
>I bend sexy cactus-chan over and insert the schwanz into the butt, and the anus
>The cactus spines get smashed into a powder as the vigorus hip thrust
>The schwanz is gushed forth with royal seamin cream!
>Cactus-chan absorbs the nutrients of royal seamin and is pragnated
>Desert scoprions snort the crushed cactus spine powder and seamin drippings and get high
>The high desert scoprions get pragnate in the nostrils
Ahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>698258893
Sleeping with others feels comfy and nice, you are free to sleep with me whenever you like
>>698257628
It is not "hanging" at all, "Paulie."
>>698258285
I think you are misinformed of which timezone I'm occupying.
>>698258480
I'll be honest, not sure what you're getting at and which comment you're referring to.
So yeah, okay I guess. Sure thing buddy.
>>698259430
The legs were for Makoto is what he means
>>698259025
May your schwanz stay steif.
>>698259367
I have to wonder, do you wear a lifejacket when in the dock?
But sleep really does sound good..
>>698258835
Okay I've written this message 4 times but my damn browser keeps exiting
Anyway that's a pretty high rank and have fun
>when prof elm is a qtpi
>>698259430
Nah, I just want to carry a noble message. Sleep
Regardless of the time of day, it is helpful for both mind and soul
>>698259826
I'm gonna sleep now in a bit, you could join me, hopefully my medical troubles don't hinder me too much
I guess you would wear a life jacket
>>698258893
Me would never want me gone ever
>>698260414
help me tired
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698257796
>Sorry, playing games
Yes i did get some earlier this week, helped a bit.
It would be much of a problem if i hadn't lost my voice for a whole week.
>>698258179
>only cs competitive games i have won is with /waifu/ fags
>>698258893
Im
Fine
>>698260173
That shit looks pretty good at native resolution.
>>698260414
Do you want to use me as a float..?
I wouldn't mind that.
I have some experience with such hindering problems.. maybe I can help.
No point in being impatient about it either, we can fall asleep together..
>>698259682
Oh, now I get what you're getting at. Well, in that case treat it like you would bodily excretions. Because as far as shit I don't want to see either.
>implying that wasn't for only ONE anon to see
There are currently 32 other Anons here, not including you and I. If you truly wanted to covey this message to one individual, and one individual alone, the are much more appropriate channels.
>Think of the children
My life is full of enough nightmares, leave yours at the door.
>>698260414
Roger.
>>698260848
Nothing would make me happier
Maybe sleeping with someone will help my case
C-Could I...?
>>698260717
I recommend drinking warm milk before bed
>>698258893
Hello! How are you?
>>698260739
What are you playing man?
