inflammatory opinion
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
inflammatory opinion
aggressive counterpoint
>>698228135
>greentext implying quoted post is somehow inferior
>>698228286
comment about agreeing with said greentext
>>698227974
reasonable extra info still in context shitpost
unrelated shitpost
>>698228135
>>698228286
>>698228520
>>698228558
moron claiming samefag
Off topic porn
>>698228631
>>698228558
raging about shitposts
>>698228631
Unrelated copypasta from encyclopedia dramatica
>>698228631
>unrelated shitpost
Comment about being a 'newfag'
i dont understand this meta shit
>>698228788
Accusing this of being bait
/b/
>>698227974
>>698228286
>>698228520
>>698228558
>>698228670
>>698228720
Completely unrelated, insulting meme image.
>>698227974
Demonstation of interest about this thread
That one guy who lurks the thread because he doesnt posses the wit necessary to reply
>>698229109
shitpost
>>698229154
Cartoon banana that has removed its own peel and covered a lower section of its fruit to imply it is has genitals that must be hidden.
>>698229284
Copypasta about this guy posting that image again
>>698229387
Statement of thanking Lori
>>698227974
Accusation of baiting with possible image.
>>698228844
Newfag insult.
>>698228631
>>698228520
>>698228867
>>698228788
>>698229154
>>698229259
>>698229261
>>698228135
>>698228286
Insulting accusation of stupidity due to taking obvious bait.
Long explanation of how everyone in this thread is chewing on bait, the irony is lost on this poster.
racist, derogatory comment about african americans
>>698229474
"What the fuck did you just fucking" pasta
>>698229474
accusing poster of having severe autism
Aggressively come in late to discussion and make the same point which has been made numerous times already WITH EXTRA CAPS!
>>698229555
post drawing attention to the repeating digits at the end of this post
>>698229548
Display of obvious autism in an effort to accuse linked poster of having inferior intellectual capacity.
Obligatory post with image that has "Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight" in small text
>>698229548
autistic sounding reply attempting to make the point that no, THIS anonymous person is actually the one with autism. Proving I have no idea what autism actually is.
>>698227974
Post insinuating that the original poster is a homosexual
>>698229555
Post congratulating linked post of repeating digits.
Image meant to draw attention to this post's own repeating digits.
>>698229783
Obligatory reply to the obligatory post with image that has "Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight" in small text
>>698229436
Post implying I believe this is a You Laugh You Lose thread and I have been defeated
nigger nigger nigger
>>698229779
>>698229848
attempting damage control
Post that links no posts, but offers a distracting (You) to masturbatory (You) searchers.
Haha good thread
>>698229528
Post responding to the racist slur about African Americans in a aggressive manner
stale pasta
>>698229906
Post telling you to save it and that it's all yours, friend.
Smiling banana
>>698230136
Post pointing out that African Americans are genetically inferior to White Americans
Post accusing all posters in this thread of being the cancer that is killing /b/
>>698230136
Post implying you are of the Jewish faith and should drink high potency base liquids to end your own life
exclamation of enjoyment of this thread, using a slang term first coined in Blizzard Entertainment's "World of Warcraft"
>>698230123
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it
biased, hastily prepared info-graphic about liberals
>>698230269
accusing poster of implying /b/ was ever any good
botnet post about political propaganda
>>698230179
reply to post calling you a slang term for an african american
>>698227974
>Ifyoudontreplytothispostyourmumwilldieinhersleeptonight.jpg
post complaining about summerfags.
Comment pointing out I am of the homosexual orientation with applicable picture
>>698230269
Obligatory Captain Obvious stating that "/b/ was never good" in a thinly veiled attempt to bump a thread that didn't entertain him to begin with.
>>698230385
Post insinuating that the linked poster is a paid shitposter, likely with a joke along the lines of "$0.05 has been deposited into your account."
>>698230136
Post accusing you of having crippling Downs Syndrome and telling you that you should stab yourself in the stomach and proceed to disembowl yourself.
>>698230298
reply to post saying that the internet jokes are of old news and you must end your life
>>698227974
Aggressive opinion that has nothing to do with the post
>>698230298
>>698230241
Post of dismissive image with accusation pertaining to the poster's normal board.
>>698230418
reply saying that all homosexuals are ruining the country of the united states and how you must be of a mentally ill state
A post with a thinly veiled attempt to create a flurry of enraged responses
dude jerking off
>>698230404
Summerfags not found
Attempt to derail thread by requesting pictures of Spiderman
>meme
>>698229902
Obligatory, pitying post implying that poster is down on his luck, and may or may not live with his parents.
>>698230587
Post implying you are from Israel and follow the Jewish faith
>>698230524
post replying of you you are of an edgy state of manner and how you must drink poisonous liquids to damage insides
>>698230744
Spiderman.jpg
>>698228558
This
>>698230812
Post sarcastically pointing out that your post was unoriginal and unfunny
>>698230744
tells poster that he must be on the spectrum for still using the man of spider photos
>>698230616
Rebuttal implying commentor is a recently appearing being related to a homosexual in a derogatory nature for the failure to proceed as the string from a yarn dictates
>>698232003
Post not related to this thread, but is actually a link to malware
>>698230925
>greentext used to quote the entirety of this post
Statement implying that the linked poster is, in fact, edgy and unfunny
Alex here
gibberish from someone who can barely understand English
>>698230999
Post suggesting that the linked post contains a link to child pornography and not malware
Post implying the nature of this thread and that it is full of supportive homosexuals
>>698230999
post congratulating the anonymous individual on how we has reached the same triple last digits with a picture of a man pointing to the corner
post alluding to female gender with no accompanying tits/timestamp photo
>>698231023
>Statement implying that the linked poster is, in fact, edgy and unfunny
Refuted as seen here
Liberalorconservativebiasedwebsite.com
>>698231023
Post implying that you are straying from the website "Reddit" and should go back
>>698231117
Comment making notice of repeating digits and a congratulations
>>698230999
Post attempting to summon the moderators to remove the linked post, possibly accompanied by a screenshot showing the FBI's "Tip Submitted" page along with multiple other tabs
Derailing comment
>>698231091
Obligatory "wat" post meant to accuse the linked poster of being a lesser sort of creature.
User asking anybody to take every post from the thread and add them to a single image for future consultation.
>>698231155
post replying to the non-proven female and asks for a picture of breasts or to get out of the thread
>>698231242
Post insinuating you are new to /b/ and 4chan in general and should go back to Tumblr.
>>698231242
Post stating the current year and pointing out that the mods do not care about the linked poster.
Poster claiming hes going to get dubs.
>raps entire thread on vocaroo
Post accusing OP of creating this thread recently and multiple times in the past
>>698231303
Post begging an anon to do this and post the picture, as the poster of this post is on his phone and cannot.
>Greentext saying this post was made from an Android Phone
>>698231353
Post demanding that the linked poster check his privilege
>>698228135
/thread
>>698231418
Poster calling linked poster a homosexual with a mocking congratulatory remark
random nude picture being used to derail the thread
>>698227974
This is thread of the week.
>>698231471
Post calling you a member of the Israel state and a small, barely legible picture of a penny with the caption "Jew Bait"
>>698231570
Obligatory MODS MODS MODS
>>698231570
claim that I recognize her and she went to my high school
>>698231270
>>698231270
Barrage of disjointed insults with many typos and a crude statement about the superiority of some non-American culture
>>698231570
Post requesting additional information of the humanoid within the linked picture, likely without first searching for the picture himself
>>698231570
Poster sees woman and gets sad about never having a girlfriend.
>>698231630
reply stating that she is 18 or older with no evidence to back up
>>698231570
Post asking for the source of the image posted.
Post requesting that this thread should be screencapped.
>>698231676
>prank masquerading as a legitimate tactic to get a girlfriend, likely using chloroform
>>698231659
Post asking if you are a fucking Jap with a picture of an elderly man holding an M1 Garand Rifle
>>698231675
>>698231713
replies with name and or link to the female posted
Post which clearly implies this is the wrong thread for the reply.
Newfag requesting to be in the screencap.
>>698231765
Post demanding to be included in the screencap without contributing anything to the thread
>>698231765
overly-agressive post pointing out that 4archive is a thing and that you dont need to screencap the thread
>>698231765
reply saying that you are too lazy to screencap yourself and proceeds to call you a newcomer to the site
>>698231814
Post implying that the posted link to a well-known site is actually a link to malware
Post informing everyone that I am an oldfag who has been active since 2015 and am ashamed at what /b/ has become.
>>698230524
Post correcting your correct use of a term for suicide and replacing it with the name of a number based logic game
>>698231900
Passive post pointing out that 4archive may not be compatible with older devices and a future anonymous user in a "Best of 4chan" thread may want the screencap.
>>698231570
standard "too soon" interest accumulator post
Unrelated drawn images of homosexual animals
>>698229783
>>698229905
Extremely long and autistic post about how those posts are cancer even though I'm still replying to them rather than ignoring them
non-pertinent, outdated meme
>>698231676
Poster also does not have a girlfriend but lists time when he almost touched one at a party, writes out a very short and anti-climactic greentext
Timid post unrelated in any way to the thread topic. attempt to insult everyone and anyone who might read and instigate passionate replies followed by the phrase, "I don't normally post here"
>>698231765
>>698231831
>>698231828
Post providing screencap of thread long before the thread will be done
>>698231964
Post implying that you should commit the number based logic game and closing the argument by calling you a degrading term for homosexual men.
>>698232149
>Current year
>posting meme
>>698229555
AGGRESSIVELY COME IN LATE TO DISCUSSION AND MAKE THE SAME POINT WHICH HAS BEEN MADE NUMEROUS TIMES WITH EXTRA CAPS.
>>698232153
Poster has no girlfriend but writes about time he was forced into a non consensual sexual situation with his father
>>698232134
Obligatory reply saying that the poster love furry animals in a sexual manner and is a bundle of sticks
>>698230404
post about moot saying traffic does not increasy significantly in summer
>>698232282
Joyous reply also signifying relation to bundle of sticks and providing further imagery
>>698232279
Post insinuating that men cannot be raped
anon who skimmed the board then typed
/thread
>>698232279
Tells linked poster he should become a transexual.
>>698232256
>greentext diminishing lengths of your post
>diminishing lengths of your post
>lengths of your post
>your post
Pointless contribution to draw attention to the fact I'm a girl
>>698232336
post claiming that moot was a cuck and cannot be trusted because he resigned
>>698232091
newfag asking what happened to her? is she dead?
>>698231851
Reply pointing out that you are doing the same exact thing.
>>698232073
Reply agreeing with this idea.
>>698231937
Reply explaining that one cannot screencap on a mobile device.
>>698232517
Demand that the linked poster provide picture of mammary glands with a paper containing the current date
Informative post of stellar quality
>>698231227
post pointing out that the aforementioned post does not have repeating digits at the end and accusing the poster of being mentally disabled
>>698232517
obligatory "tits or gtfo" post
>>698232396
aggressive reply asking the poster to consume copious amounts of dangerous liquids
I'm a girl btw
>>698227974
4Vulcan
>>698232517
Agressive request for a picture of breasts with a timestamp
>>698232598
offtopic reply containing antisemitic comment
Post about penguin of doom and some nonsense about a spork, LOL h tandom.
>>698232664
but, your post does not contain proof.
>>698232664
Pasta explaining there are no girls on the internet.
>>698232710
Posting using alright grammar to attempt to correct the previous posters error, as there is nothing wrong with being jewish.
>>698231570
Randomly stated name in the hopes of provoking a response from someone
>>698232073
Post begging again for someone to keep this thread in order to teach newcomers new ways of creatively be funny on the website.
>>698232579
Reply telling anon that m'ladyanon is a woman and should be treated with respect
>>698229555
Congratulate anonymous stranger for the 3 of the 5s in a row.
poster posts an overly long and overly aggresive post in the hope that it will one day become a copypasta.
Post in which I all other anons to observe the last two digits of my post number in the hopes that they match
Banana post
>>698232909
Post insinuating that the linked poster is a homosexual
ITT: recursion
>>698232982
bundle of sticks post
>>698232917
post pointing out they do not match and proceeds to make fun of them
>>698232909
post telling linked poster to drink cleaning products for trying too hard
>>698232646
Seductive post questioning if linked poster wants to engage in homosexual fornication while issuing another imagery of homoerotic animals
This is now a [insert cam whore name] thread.
>camwhore.jpg
Post attempting to get quints for the sake of the thread.
Post linking to every other post claiming that they are of higher intelligence and the rest are multiple bundles of sticks
>>698233311
ChristianBale.jpg
Post of someone claiming to be something he isn't in an attempt to impress the others and make his opinion seem irrefutable
Anonymous making a post with the only intention to increase the life time of the thread.
Post implying the organization titled after the principle that the existence of people bearing traits of african descent are of great importance and backing up this political stance with a captured frame of a computer screen from the book of faces
>>698233807
Post labeling the linked post as bait
>>698233952
Grim post informing unidentifiable member of thread that previous imagery is not the attractor of fish they believe it to be and indeed a genuine post made my another humanoid
wow this thread is great
>>698233807
inperative to introduce large text inside of rectum
Obviously mentally retarded poster trying to sound smart even though the misuse of memes implies the oposite.
Also multiple references to marihuana and other illegal substances.
>>698231464
>greentext implying the superiority of iOS
Slightly ironical and literal post supporting nationa socialism.
Drunken rambling.
this thread is going to end soon right?
>>698234363
reply asking the poster to end his state of living by taking too many drugs and overdosing
>>698234757
request for new thread to be made
>>698232091
You idiot, that's not how this works.
Ironically missing the point while calling everyone sexually corrupted beings.
Literal affirmation about the existence of two genders and negating every other conception about the topic.
Aggressively supporting hebrew mass murdering and mexican genocide.
>>698234363
Imlication that the linked poster is from reddit.
>>698234469
offering to engage in physical combat within an immediate geographical location within your attendance
>>698234809
comically missing the point.
>>698234900
Non satisfactory reply.
Ambiguous point of view.
Stating the poster is a negroid with excessive amount of chromosomes
>>698234819
post pointing out the mental disbaility of quoted poster, providing the current number of posts in this thread, and stating that the difference between the current number of posts and the maximum number of posts before autosage is still very large
>>698235147
rage about the grammical mistake made by quoted poster and statement about his small sized reproductive organ
Really large text about reasons to support pedophilia.
>>698235121
pretend to act like they were also joking and proceeds to make remarks on the posters apperance
>>698235360
>greentext pointing out incorrect pronunciation of gramatical and statement about the pleasure induced to quoted poster's mother
>>698235566
claim that quoted poster is underaged
>>698235468
Post asking everyone to validate and criticize his appearance using the verb referred to cooking at hight temperatures as a synonym.
>>698235566
Green text making fun of linked poster for using pronounciation wrong.
RANT IN CAPS THAT THIS THREAD IS WHY 4CHAN IS NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE!
Post with an image of incredibly deformed or diseased genitalia asking for "halp".
>>698235147
image containing curren't site's admin's post indicating autosage is actually a bump limit
>>698235860
>greentext making fun about incorrect use of 's
>>698235696
goes off topic and finds grammatical error in your post and proceeds to harass you about it
Stale reference to something I found off Knowyourmeme to prove I'm not a newfag
>>698235814
reply saying that 4chan was always dead
>>698235814
Large post stating the other poster's homosexuality
another post
>>698235696
Post saying that the linked poster resembles an extraterrestial being.
>>698234819
>>698235147
>>698235360
>>698235566
>>698235618
>>698235727
>>698235860
>>698235922
complaint about all the quoted posts being made by the same user
Fiercely defending sweden and swendish culture
>>698236079
screenshot proving all posts except >>698235727 were actually made by a single user
>>698236079
complaint about the quoted poster being a total homosexual.
unrelated post about cute bears and edgy teenagers
>>698236159
>greentext implying quoted poster used the tool "inspect element" to falsely prove his statement
>>698236369
post complaining about unnecesary use of greentext
>>698236418
post complaining about the excessive lack of greentext, blaming OP and calling him a faggot
>>698236346
complaint about the quoted poster being a homophobe and incitement to check his privilege
>>698236708
>>698236220
correction stating that the wrong post was quoted
>>698236799
request for the poster to point a loaded gun at his head and to pull the trigger
>>698236708
Telling the quoted poster to go to engage sexual intercourse with the vegetable commonly known as "cactus" and sending him to browse the image board known as tumblr with the hope he never comes back to the anonymous board called /b/
>>698236799
telling poster to go back to the early 2000's
post calling everyone in the thread faggots for falling for obvious bait
>>698237033
incoherent rage stating misuse of the pronouns in quoted post as previous poster identifies itself as a minecraft block
>>698236977
post stating that linked posters post number confirms this is the correct course of action
>>698236799
Keeping you safe mom
>>698236977
>>698236799
>>698237033
Comment about reading repeating numbers and their importance in real life stating how existence is meaningless without ever having them in their post number.
Attempt of suicide failed.
>>698237033
notification about cactus not being a vegetable
>>698237113
Post claiming that every reply was done in irony
>>698237378
post claiming that ironic shitposting is still shitposting
unrequested post complaining about this imageboard and its strange way of preventing spam, providing an image as example
ROLLING!
>>698237374
responding aggressively with racist remarks, sexist jokes and multiple menacing comments against the UN
>>698234469
A post about you needing to learn to fucking write
>>698237520
Call to the moderators made fully in capital letters about how quoted post is against the rules
>>698237559
reply agreeing with quoted poster's statement about the UN, but still requesting this poster to ingerit the device he is using
>>698237743
ironical response
>>698237477
post with image attached disproving said point
>>698237808
complaint about quoted poster running out of ideas
>>698237788
Post about the poster's moral stance
>>698227974
Some irrelevant comment leading to a link of a suspicious nature.
>>698237755
>>698237788
post stating the coincidence of this post's numbers
>>698237853
unironical response.
ironical remark.
ambiguous statement.
seductive joke.
>>698238132
inperative for quoted poster to follow the instructions in >>698236977
Inflammatory post about 70's/80's japanese animated series and their inferiority compared to neon genesys evangelion
>>698238364
incomprensive bullshit rage
