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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
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you don't get to bring friends.
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>Greetings.
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>>698216001
I claim you, OP.
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>claiming yume

I demand waifu legs for my personal pleasure!
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>>698215696
He probably shows up in the backgrounds somewhere. the artists did say the backgrounds were made before anything else so Easter eggs would be pretty common.
>fucking love Perfect dark
>that feeling of ecstasy when everything goes so smoothly
>>698216144
>no trips
sorry

>off to play Borderlands
>hopefully starcraft downloads soon
>bye
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>>698216125
My hope is not lost.
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>>698214934
Maybe.
I need to see if i can remember the account first.
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>>698215891
No, it's a social predation they engage in. There's also the Angela consociata, a funnel web spider native to Africa.
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>>698215891 (doll)
Same as usual.
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>>698215891
That's the spirit! Keep that up and you'll see what I mean in no time.
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Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Cherise
As she was sharin' Sharon's topic on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
And then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train

They were all in love with dying
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary, softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic
Flipped died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever present football player rapist
They were all in love with dying they were doing it in Texas
Paulie caught a bullet but it only hit his leg
When it should have been a better shot and got him in the head

They were all in love with dying
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary, softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
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Just here to claim can't really stay.
>>698216309
If you remember hit me up I'll be around
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>>698216288
>You should never lose your hope, because you will be filled only with despair.
>Therefore, we all need to find a balance.
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Claim!

>>698215634
Well I'll be damned. Some of my buddies were like that, we had to get it through his head that his cobtrolling girlfriend isn't the only one in his life, he was even forgetting about his mother due to how tightly wound around his gf's finger he was.

Just tell your buddies straight on, it'll eventually get through their skulls.

>>698215891
Since he only has a PC, maybe some OW or something on Steam. I was thinking of getting us both Arma 3.
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[Trump]:
USA! USA! USA! USA!
listen to the words I'm about to say.
death, weakness, destruction, lives ruined, corruption!
We don't win anymore, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.
China rapes our country, Mexico sends rapists, they take our money.
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
The gays! the lesbians! the Japanese! the Mexicans!
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Ask the gays, the gays will say:
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?

[Ted Cruz]: Freedom, a return to freedom, the internet: keep it free, don't give it away to Russia and China, protect your family.
Vote your conscience, vote for candidates you trust.
[Trump]: Lyin Ted, lyin Ted.
[Ted Cruz]: Don't mess with my wife, Don't mess with hamburger prices.
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%.
[Trump: Ted Cruz, he's a pussy.
[Ted Cruz]: Heidi is my best friend, she's the love of my life and hamburger prices have gone up, I like hamburgers so that sucks.
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
[Reporter]: If Marvin Gaye were alive today it's a fair prediction that he'd say "Whats going on?"
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?
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Best type moon claimed.
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Bird Princess from Towergirls
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>>698216001
You missed the waifu claiming thread paret of the title
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Previous: >>698209096
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Doll claimed.

>>698215973
Yeah. Also I guess it's to do with how 'normal' a fetish is. People are more willing to talk about why they like feet than why they like guro/loli and stuff like that.

>>698216254
^ Best I got.

>>698216360
Oh I see. Plus given insects there's probably enough prey to go around. Do they all hunt occupy the same space and act like a single funnel web but at a bigger scale?

>>698216392
Ah fair enough. Same here too. Got any plans for today?

>>698216433
I'll keep it up, I promise.
>pic
She certainly does.

>>698216266
Later.
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>>698216706
It's legit just them being lazy! Not even girl related! Hell, I probably have worse relationship problems than them, and I'm single!

>>698215745
>Like 5'2"
Pure adorable~ You can't convince me otherwise~
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>698217021
I'm a vanilla fag at heart to be completely honest.
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>>698217021
Good! I better see it next time then u_u
and i agree wholeheartedly

>>698217043
5'1... bu 5'3 on a good day..! and you shut your mouth right now..
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>>698217021
Yeah, they hunt their prey as if they were all just one big spider.
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>>698217021
It's just ticked over to AM. Today is over, but I didn't do much of interest anyway.

What's on your plate?
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>If anyone wants to cheer his day up, you should take a look at this thead.

>>>/w/1889282
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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view, but it's not sane

It's not sane.

I just want someone to say to me
"I'll always be there when you wake."
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away but it's a great escape

Escape, escape, escape

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
You don't like my point of view, you think I'm insane
It's not sane, it's not sane

I just want someone to say to me
"I'll always be there when you wake."
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
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>>698217625
kek
/w/ and /wg/ are quality boards.
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>>698217625
Ive already been there
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>>698216706
Ah overwatch is alright, especially with the summer thing going on.
Could never get into ARMA, I just prefer to fuck around.

>>698217128
Same, the only thing I can say I'm kinda into is feet, but not really to the fetish level.

>>698217211
You can see it now, ^ look at that smile!
And you yourself do that too.

>>698217217
Well that's interesting. Wonder how they developed that.

>>698217244
Ah fair enough then. My friends birthday's today, so I'm gonna go out for a drink and a meal with him in a bit, but other than that nothing.
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>>698217859
A little cheesy, but at the end of the day I'd like to soothe her aching soles.
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>>698217211
Even cuter~
>My grandma is about 5' so I know just how small you are~
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>>698217859
It's why they're being studied. To discover how they evolved to be that way.
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>>698217859
Awwuh! So cute..!
I'm glad i do! You do the same for me haha

>>698218092
I'm 5'1 feet TALL not 5'1 feet small... meanie..
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>>698217043
>worse relationship problems when single
Oh no. That sounds really bad.

>>698217859
You got any good Non MOBA games to recommend? I love Arma for the milsim aspect and patiently waiting for RS2 to come out.
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>>698217859
Sounds pretty chill.
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>>698218287
Excellent taste
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>>698217741
>Yes, they have a nice circle of people, and they are not easly aroused, either. Or that's what I've observed.

>>698217763
>We only wanted to share.
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>>698218285
Ehehe, excuse me my Puny Princess~

>>698218287
I've had a rough breakup, I think I told you...or maybe it was Doll I told. Anyways, since then I've closed myself off pretty hard, and decided that I don't need a relationship. Cars and bikes are all I need!
>Pic related

>Makoto
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>>698217859
>When the music box for Father Gascoigne plays just right.
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>>698218901
DO NOT start calling me that! I get enough short jokes as it is!
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>>698218012
Exactly man. It's a win win.

>>698218208
Yeah it's odd. Can't think of a single reason it'd be more beneficial than functioning alone. Hope they figure something out soon.

>>698218285
I know! It's a shame she doesn't smile, like, at all.
Yeah, I'm glad the feelings mutual.

>>698218287
Single or multiplayer? Enter the Gungeon and Nuclear Throne are my go to's. Also fond of the souls series and Civs. Fair enough, I'm not really big into most sims really.

>>698218901
Yeah it was me. Keep up on that btw!

>>698218995
>When the numbing mist hits Amelia just right.

>>698218493
Yeah, looking forward to it. Then I can come back and carry on the drink here. Fun times.
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XCOM finished. Guess I'll go shoot some ayyyliens;

Any tips? Some of you seem to have played it before.

>>698219409
I also like collar bones.
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>>698219409
Some species catch much larger prey that way, so they get more nutrients.
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>>698219016
Oh man, the face in the original series. Truly one of my favorite reaction images came from that race.
>>698219133
Hehehe, fine fine. I'll hold off on the short jokes, if only because I'm a little tired of hearing tall jokes myself, so I know how it feels.

>>698219409
Will do!
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>>698219527
Here's a quick tip: never assume you'll hit, ever, even with +90% chance, if you do, RNG will butt rape you
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>>698219409
>When you run out of references to make
Sup Doll.
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>>698219710
Yeah, I've heard that a 99% shot is actually 0%
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>>698219409
Any specific drink of choice?
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>tfw akira will never hold you from behind
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>>698219824
The percentages are correct (has been confirmed, despite the fact they never seem right), but the game is brutally unforgiving, so even that 1% chance of missing is a massive risk
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>>698219409
I mean i think she gets a pass for not smiling very often everything considered...

>>698219628
Uh huh... well hey.. how's the weather upthere hmm?

>>698219741
Maki he's making fun of my height.. beat him up for me.
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>>698219972
Yeah, I was actually watching an XCOM stream and someone missed a 99% shot with Holo Targeting.

There is a reason it's not 100% after all.
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>>698220169
You miss 99% of the shots you don't take.

Wait. Fuck.
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>>698219527
1 or 2? If 1 do you have enemy within?

Yeah, I think it's just a general appreciation for the body really.

>>698219568
Ah so they get a bigger reward for less energy when they cooperate? That's a good enough reason then.

>>698219741
Oh hey Maki, it was you! Wondering who that was. How are you?
(Sorry again for crashing, but don't worry, I have to deal with a solidified breakfast in a bowl now so you get some vengeance at least.)

>>698219994
Yeah, don't really think Yharnam's the happy smiley ride.
More like my favourite devils.

>>698219852
A few from here recommended mead so I bought some and it's lovely. Not too much a fan of bitter, so the sweetness is a godsend. What about yours?
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>>698220487
XCOM 1 with Enemy Within.
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>>698219994
Partly cloudy with a chance of bantz. You won't have to worry about it though, it'll never make it down to you. :^)

>>698220340
Yep, that's the one!
Love that face. It's fucking great.
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>>698220578
This webm tool (WebM for retards) is pretty good.

I seriously just made that webm in the thread.
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>>698216125
>>698216254

I approve of both said waifu's
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>>698220487
Lol I agree with you on that it's a depressing place.
And hey that isnt how that works you have to pick one!

>>698220578
GOOD! KEEP THE BANTZ UP THERE. use your big dumb head and overly tall body to shade me from it..
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>>698220169
A few other tips: always be training new soldiers, especially on really easy routine missions, take as many recruits that you can sacrifice the space for. Also, make the recruits take point, because they're expendable whereas your highly trained soldiers are not
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>>698220487
>Liked the mead
Ayyyyyyy!

>>698220694
I'd have it on my desktop, but I'm laying down eating some chicken tendies before I pass out. Thanks for it though!

>>698220774
Shade you from it? My dear tiny Nico, you seem to forget that I'm a Skelton. I'm not shading anything.
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>>698220487
Beer, because it goes well with most of the meals I eat. There's some really nice 'mead-y' beers that I've had, but then again I've never had mead. It's a good all rounder.

That or a whiskey and coke/dry, but that's for when food isn't involved.
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>>698221146
I don't care if your body is going to shade me very well i'll just hide under your annoying ego..
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>>698221146
Not a problem, super duper easy.
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>>698220487
Plus smaller egg sacks containing more eggs.
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>>698221336
The WataMote manga is full of stealth leg fan service.
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R2WXWD
Ignore pls
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>>698219994
At the moment that's physically impossible, besides we settle things with puns.

>>698220340
Topkek, 1st stage was great.

>>698220487
Caught me red handed. Heh, yeah after the Pacha Doll those ideas just came to me. Pretty sweet, had a enjoyable night and the morning is looking good. Yourself?
>No problem m8, is it oatmeal or something?

>>698221336
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>>698221275
>Me
>Having an ego
I thought I had chicken, when did I get waffles instead?
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>>698221569
Now you've gone and piqued my interest.
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>>698221336
legs?
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>>698221569
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>>698221634
Th-then tell him to go die or something.. or at least make me feel better..

>>698221655
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AND THAT JOKE WAS DUMB.
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>>698221658
>>698221791
No
Don't do anything
You've no chance of finding out what you're to do with it
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>>698221855
go away
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>>698222024
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>>698221634
>settle things with puns
I can see it now, we're out somewhere in public, and we get into a huge argument. Screaming, yelling, the whole 9 yards. We get all up in each other's faces, a crowd forming a fight circle around us. And just as it looks like one of us is about to throw a punch, we instead let loose with a pun, and in becomes a pun battle with an audience that looks at us like we're retarded.

>>698221855
I thought that joke was cheesy at worst, don't have to grill me on it.
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>>698222024
I hope it's not some kind of... motherless link or anything.
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>>698222024
Ok
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>>698220565
When I played, MEC troopers are incredible early on. Also you can never be too cautious, always try to have full ammo before you encounter a pod. While on the easier missions, try and get your rookies up equally, at least until you have an A team, and get the thing from the training school that converts all rookies into squaddies.

>>698220774
Yeah, cool lore. Wouldn't wanna live there though.
Do I have too?

>>698221146
Yep, thanks for the suggestion! Bought another bottle for later as well.

>>698221156
I prefer to just have coke or something when I eat, but yeah if it works like that for you fair enough. Oh can you remember what they were? May need to try them.
I just don't have much of a taste for alcohol myself really.

>>698221336
There's not a fat lot out there, but I'll give what I can get.

>>698221424
A lot of benefits I didn't think of.

>>698221634
Caught you red haired as well, that's when I knew. Pretty shitty morning, but I've gotten over it now. Got much on today?
>I feel bad how often this happens. Yeah it was a kind of porridge.

>>698221844
Hey Kyuoko.
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What's up faggors?

I'm claiming kitten too.

-mavis
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>>698222068
Go sulk in your elitist chats or complain to me with a waifu picture. either way man up or leave.

>>698222184
As if having the carlos waifu around wasn't bad enough.. oh geez..
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>>698222136
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>>698222117

>>698222226
Don't know what that is

>>698222235
Thanks.
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>>698222222
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>>698222281
Yeah.

>>698222321
Trying to distract me, eh?
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>>698222525
Maybe
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>>698221501
>>698221634
>>698221690
>>698222281
more legs
sweet
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>>698222562
It won't work.
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>>698222281
Thank Akiko for suggesting it to me in the first place.

>>698222297
You brought this upon yourself. And Maki isn't gunna pan handle me to get me to stop anytime soon.
>I can tell we'd probably hang out for all of 20 minutes before I get punched till my arm bruises and then left alone. I'd probably be laughing to hard to be mad at it though.
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>>698222669
Legs.
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>>698222683
yes it will
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>>698222852
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>>698222892
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>>698222892
GIVE ME BACK MY WAIFU!
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>>698222852
>>698222892

Give back waifu pls
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>>698222281
I have the same opinion of it lol
yes. yes you do.

>>698222744
I'll get maki to do it... I swear it!
>You'd be right. I'll make it hurt and make sure i kick your shins in so you have to come down to my height.
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>>698222818
Prove it.
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yandere-chan claimed
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>>698222994
You're here right now arnt you?
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>>698222956
Oh please, if Maki tried, he'd be toast.
>Kick me I. The shins...when I'll either have shin guards, or be Ina car...id be impressed if you got me down to your level.
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>>698222281
I don't know if you could get your hands on a bottle, but it's 28 Pale Ale. It's got a bitter bite but finishes very sweet, and is quite herby.
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So I forgot how much time you can waste in WC3. Good old memories.
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>>698223188
No.
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>>698222297
>elitists chats
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>>698223347
You're an elitist Chen.
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>>698223341
How are you posting here then?
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>>698223221
Don't you laugh at me.. and don't think Maki won't find a way! I'm serious you better watch out...

>>698223347
>It was a joke
Even though i was in the main one.. i left because of the shit talking behind everyone's backs. i'm just not mean enough to stick around that kinda stuff.
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>>698221855
I'd need a pun for that specific request, the other option I could do.

>>698222184
Kek'd. This is how we change the world, one battle at a time. Although some onlookers might even be amazed, that's how we convert them, train them.

>>698222281
Don't scuff the hair, too precious. Ha, need to get more of those, love em. Bummer, but that's the spirit, good to hear. Nope not a whole later, did my civic duty yesterday so just relaxation. Either Bloodborne or some Overwatch.
>Trust me, no need. I've worse than you when it comes to it. Never had porridge before.
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>>698223475
Don't reply to me ever again.
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rate my waifu
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>>698223555
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>>698223671
Dead/10
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>game has me do a tutorial mission
>Qt Japanese Girl
>Murrican Dindu
>A jew
>Messican
>everyone dies but some Jew

RIGGED
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>>698223555
i will now and forever reply to you whenever i see you. I'll add emojis and all the adorable things you hate. Oh it'll be wonderful~ owo :^)

>>698223549
Then get to it.
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>>698223474
I'm not.
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>>698223555
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>>698223475
I'll have to lay low then, it's the only way I'll see you coming. :^)

>>698223549
Maybe this is how we'll find the bantz genius we need to start Project B!
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>>698223813
Wow.
>:^)

Stop.
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>>698223924
I can see you right now
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>>698223992
That was rude and i'm going to bed. so goodnight.

>>698224075
Hmmm... No. But thanks for your input love~ <333
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>>698224142
Who are you replying to? All I see is a crossed out post number.

Hey look, a penny!
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>>698224142
No you can't.
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>>698224248
You're going to bed, eh? Thanks God.
Don't wake up.
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>>698224248
Night Ki, I'll be sure to have more mad bantz by tonight. Have a good sleep. :^)
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>>698222744
I think I already have thanked him.

>>698222892
Why would you...
>>698222937
Oh alright then.

>>698222956
Yeah, kinda wish they'd bring out a second but I don't because they might fuck it up.
Alright alright, I'm real sorry but I've gotta put my coins into playing Mak Man...

>>698223249
I'll be sure to have a look anyway, see if they do it over here. If it has a sweet aftertaste it'll sit right with me I think.

>>698223549
I wasn't intending on doing so, don't worry. I'll have to think some more up. Yeah, naps fuck with me pretty hard, was cranky for a good while. Ah what's your civic duty? Yeah I need to pick up some of those summer box things as well.
>Still, it's rude to just disappear. It's a weird one, it's a healthy thing that's only good if you make it unhealthy.

>>698223757
Oy vey mr commander, save me for many shekels I promise!
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>>698224351
you kidding kid? Not with you here getting so salty.

>>698224401
i hope that's not the case.. but i'll see you then regardless.

>>698224476
we aren't friends anymore.
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>>698224539
i nico niid you <3
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>>698224539
>getting so salty.
That's just me being myself.
You're probably already dreaming about us as a couple.
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>>698224636
Nico Nii needs you too <3

>>698224692
of course i am! If we were together i could make your life even more of a hell.
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>>698224844
>Glasses nico.

Wew, that's a good one.
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>>698224844
Ew.
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>>698224539
It will be, probably.
>GG, we're in an online 90s sitcom.
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>>698224991
Everything with her is good.

>>698224994
<3 nah you love me.

>>698225011
I'm afraid of that.
>Is that a bad thing?
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>>698224539
Bu...but red hair...
Night man.

>>698224636
Hey faggot, I don't have an ohayou...

>>698224844
I see your fighting a good fight with that image there.
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>>698224844
>>698224994
Just fucking kiss already.
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>>698224994
Meanie <3
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>>698225179
I'm not into boys.
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>>698225179
>Everything

Are you sure about that?
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Hey guys, mornin
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>>698225226
Fuck off
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So much drama in the thread tonight.
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>>698225186
No no. don't act like you like my images now. go talk to maki.

>>698225271
what's your point?

>>698225274
yes sir!
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>>698216594
Pepper
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>>698225432
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>>698225336
:^3
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>>698222790
Can I get some better drawn feet?
>>698224636
Sachii
>>698224844
I would totally listen to her and not masterbait on her legs
>>698225368
>best waifu legs
>>698225487
Mio/10
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>>698224286
The person below you

>>698224324
Yes i can
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>>698225419
I could prove you wrong, but I won't just because I like Nico aswell.
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>>698225179
Nah, I'm just laughing that I'm not the only one that saw it.
>Picture related
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>>698225419
My point is that we're all guys here.
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>>698224844
good to hear <3
>>698225186
that's mean
Being mean is wrong
>>698225432
Dr
>>698225589
(You)me
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>>698225670
Faggot
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>>698225593
Nuh uh.
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>>698225589
No
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>>698225660
How do you know that?
We could all be qt girls :^)
>>698225717
Mean
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>>698225720
Yes i can
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>>698225517


>>698225670
Dr Doolittle
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>>698225589
well that's reassuring!

>>698225623
Phew.. thank you for that.

>>698225626
Oh my god lol.. you're both such dorks..

>>698225660
you're not gonna get to me with that n_n but good try.
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>>698225809
Prove it.
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>>698225861
Okay, then.
Now stop replying to me or my posts ever again, otherwise you're going to have a bad time.
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>>698223813
There's several ways to approach that.

>>698223992
We'd need to have mock battles all across the US, untapped talent everywhere.

>>698224476
Gotcha, needs to be treated with the utmost care. Same here, while getting more Pacha's as well. Ah I see, well it's all good now right? I enjoy them, at times. Might of been the wrong word there, my duty to help set up and cleanup the local festival. Yeah I only got one and it was shit.
>Fair enough, sometimes gets me as well. Might have to make some sometimes then.
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What am I invisible? Wtf
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>>698226045
i'm so scared. please spare me. you're so much better than me i just don't know how you find it in your heart to spare me your wrath.

>>698226088
that's true.. and all of them are good!
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>>698226172
Its okay I love you Mavis
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>>698225790
If you're not a faggot then explain this pic
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>>698225861
Hey, you fell for one of these dorks!

>>698226088
Lol, you're a dork apparently.
>Casul drifting the whole way to battles
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>>698225854
Dr Professor Patrick
>>698226227
that is the perfect image to describe nico :^)
>>698226291
don't ask me i didn't make it
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>>698226291
this should happen to your waifu
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>>698226280
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>>698226227
I know everything you said was sarcastic, but unfortunately, you would've probably just beg to be my fucktoy in real life.
xoxo
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>>698226362
your waifu looks like a gay boy faggot
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>>698226398
Dr Professor McPatrick
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>>698226450
Nah i don't ever see myself with any guy with complexes like yourself :)
Acting better than other people in a waifu claiming thread? get over yourself and you might just enjoy it here love!

>>698226398
Unfortunatley I have to disagree but if i can't laugh at the jokes of her then i'd never be able to have her as my waifu

>>698226362
Tch.. whatever..
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>>698226419
Cute
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>>698216594
Who's this, looks familiar, but can't think of the name
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>>698226405
Why? I dont even have a waifu though

>>698226398
But its you in the pic
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Here's a >>698216733 faggot
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>>698226637
Who said I don't enjoy being here? I love to see gullible people like you. It makes me really happy.
If you don't like my answers, just stop replying and stop being such a phony.
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>>698226678
Tomoko you scrub.
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>>698226837
Hmm.. weird.. because you replied to me first and started this whole conversation. If you don't want to talk don't start shit dummy :) it isn't that hard now is it? Don't worry if i have to do your thinking for you though I get you're not that bright <3
~Nico

Goodnight all.
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>>698226450
Ist this the krusty krab?
>>698226637
we can agree to disagree on this one bb
>>698226690
Is it?
>>698226837
mi liu does it better tbh
>sachi
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>>698225487
Mio more like Peeo

>>698225419
Come on now lets not get carried away, you gotta fight! Post more!

>>698225670
I don't make the rules, I just follow them Sachii.

>>698226088
Yep gotta be in best possible condition for running your fingers through. I'll get the filename, you get the Pacha's. Yeah it's fine now, got a lil party to go to in a bit. Naps always make me cranky, it's just not enough sleep. Oh okay, thought you'd enlisted or something ha. Same, do you earn them like regular lootboxes?
>Yeah I'll try and sign my claims as sleepy so people know what's up. It's alright, not worth the effort of going out for it.

>>698226172
Well I mean to you you are. Because, you know, vampires and mirrors.
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>>698226981
>not that bright.
If you take everyone's persona in the thread as geniune, I pity you.
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>>698227034
Thanks, I really need a solider from cancer squad to tell me what is better and what is not.
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>>698227034
Yes it is
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Last
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>>698227238
no
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>>698227303
I didn't mean to post it
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Chen is such a meanie tbh
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>>698227195
No problem
>>698227199
ok then
>>698227343
this tbh imo

who bakin?
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>>698227405
So you admit its you
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>>698227405
No one. We'll sit here and enjoy the void
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>>698227467
no that would be Komine sachi ,小嶺幸, Sachi Komine
>>698227513
sounds good
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