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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Checking in. Why am I not blacking out?
Gonna have to play some more OW if this keeps up.
>>698192059
you slow fuck
>>698192178
My internet killed itself, it's being slow as shit right now.
>>698192030
you need more beer.
>>698192048
Ha. At first I didn't like it either. But then I started realizing that the way I act while blackout drunk is the *exact* same way I act when sober, so it didn't really matter. In fact, I sometimes made better decisions for myself while black out drunk than what I would have made sober. It's straight up dumb.
>>698192078
Not to be rude: How do you have so many granddads?
>>698192222
No, need more hard A. The beer is for tomorrow, and I only have a bomber of it.
>>698192232
I only drank like that because I'd had a surgery the day before and needed to act like a fucking young adult, instead of a science experiment
It's fucking sad that you can't just use BF3 as a flight-sim game and just fly in singleplayer.
Any 3D/SFM furry webms??
>>698192232
Giant fucking family. Unless the brother of your direct grandparents are something different. granduncle? I dunno.
>>698192348
That is totally understandable.
>>698192409
Those are technically greataunt/greatuncle type things.
>>698192348
we are here to fap not hear about your liposuction. shut the fuck up
>>698192495
Thats the best you could come up with?
>>698192571
what?
>>698192465
Then the only ones that count are one of the american WW2 deaths and wrench grandpa. He died in his sleep. Also fuck english.
ayy
>>698192695
That works.
Both my granddads are dead as well. One to a stroke from a car crash and one from old age/liver cancer. I remember the latter one better.
>>698192772
more like this? where the girls have penises too
>>698192772
Hey cw. How are you?
>>698192851
>girl
no this is a boy gtfo with your girl memes
>>698192857
im aight
got sunburned to shit yesterday but it was nice day still
but now i feel the burn
Welp, I'm gonna head out and get some food. Be back in a few hours cause I'll probably go for a long ass drive
>>698192965
I know how that it. Sunburn fucking sucks. I burn like crazy, and don't ever tan.
>>698192772
That was stealthy enough for me to miss it. Nice one.
>>698193032
See ya bud. If I'm here when you get back yell at me. Have a safe drive!
>>698193032
See ya, Diesel.
>>698193032
cya man
>>698192965
>no this is a boy gtfo with your girl memes
thats not a position for anal sex she has a vagina 100%
a flat chested herm
>>698193032
have fun nerd
>>698193057
yea i have never had a tan in my life
kinda glad tho i like being pale. but yea its like vampire mode when i go out in the sun
i set on fire
>>698193068
you love it really
>>698193135
its edited from s/fur
its a boi now
herm is cancer
I just drunkenly walked around my apartment chasing Pokemons and ran straight into my door and my cat yelled at me.
>>698193091
If you can't make up a fursona I'll have to build you one. probably a slender, plainish bat.
>>698193299
Like this. But with stockings.
>>698192965
4u. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgxxx_yDveg
>>698193135
Go away, you fucking sociopath.
But yeah, you actually are kinda right on this for once, though he would considered a maleherm.
>>698193269
>its edited from s/fur
>its a boi now
>herm is cancer
cant be a boy if she has a vagina :P
I'm gonna go play drunk OW for a bit boys. Have a good one! Happy posting!
>>698193277
What is the gameplay involved in playing Pokeyman?
How do I sit on the 12th floor with my marine-navigation binocs and identify and tag pokeyman players?
How do I differentiate between a Pokey and a just-another-faggot with a portable tracking device?
>>698193389
herm cancer gtfo
you are hated by both sides because your porn fucking sucks
>>698193434
worst game
>>698193269
Nothing wrong with vampire mode, my dude.
>>698193336
I would prefer black over brown, with long black hair, and green eyes. Maybe slightly muscular. Kinda like this. You know, a kinda goth look
Also, this was in my actual gay folder for anyone wondering, don't fuckin' judge me.
>>698193370
thats debatable. could just have small tits
>>698193389
sup hermguy.
>>698193434
Later, Hotshot.
>>698193625
yea ofc
i like the pale color i have
and i dont like the sun/heat much anyway
>>698193585
>herm cancer gtfo
>you are hated by both sides because your porn fucking sucks
trap/herm porn is on the rise with straight men.
normal humans wouldnt put their dick in manly poop ass. it is acceptable now with herms/girls of the penis
>>698193770
Remember me yea you didn't it
>>698193856
I always thought I was the only one who liked being pale. Guess not. And yeah, I fucking hate the sun and heat. I want to live in Antarctica.
>>698193947
Hey stormtrooper.
>>698193898
yea straight men
aka shit taste guys so deep into the closet they are finding spooky skeletons
>marble soda
he's coolguy tho
but herm still shit
>>698193958
i wouldn't go that far but ill live in canada or alaska
pale mode best mode
>>698193625
brown fur and dark hair? or grey fur and black hair?
>>698194162
Hell yeah.
>>698194193
Black fur, black hair. Gotta be edgy, you know?
>>698194270
you'd look like a fucking emo poof man.
>>698194162
are you trying to say its gay to fuck a girl in her vagina just because she has a penis? have fun with your poop dick homo
>>698194270
so waddup
>>698194536
fuck off autism
>>698194394
Alright, how about red wings and accents I guess it would be called? Like this badass monstrosity.
I dunno man, I'm not into all the fursona shit, so I haven't thought about it enough.
>>698194584
Oh, nothing much, just wanting to kill myself like always.
>>698194084
Hello there
>>698194584
>fuck off autism
another argument won
>>698194660
wew lad
dragon dildo has been sent now
>>698194710
pic related
>>698194840
Nice. How long is it supposed to take?
>>698194840
>pic related
there are no similarities
>>698194600
So this, but black?
https://youtu.be/kGpqvKXU69c
>>698194905
estimated delivery is this monday actually
but im not sure because if there is import charges they will hold the package and make me pay first
so im assuming it will be more like tuseday or wed
ugh
>>698195027
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgxxx_yDveg
A song 4u
>>698195008
No, not emo shit. Goth. Long, flowing hair instead of gay shit like that. Like Peter Steele, the only manly-man I'm gay for.
>>698195027
That's not too bad. I'm sure it will be worth the wait.
>>698195193
yup
just hope they dont fuck me too hard on import charges tbh
very very hype tho
>>698195008
I used to have some awesome emo hair ~desu.
Near tit length frullet, hair dyed blue black, with the short spiked up back bleached then dyed pink and purple and he tip of the frullet just bleached ~desu. Took me 7 hours to get it done each time.
God damn it, now I'm back to obsessing about Peter Steele. He's so fucking perfect, why can't I be him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMALbhJU6M
>>698195379
Fucking faggot. I don't have a problem with emo or scene kids, but why the fuck do you all have to have such stupid hair?
>>698195389
well for one your short as balls and your face looks like the guy from mask
>>698195549
>your face looks like the guy from mask
Kek, what? But I can't deny than I'm short as fuck, so I can kinda understand why I'm so obsessed with Lord Petrus in that regard considering he was about 6'7 or 6'8. And his voice, god damn it's amazing. Basso profundos are so awesome.
>>698195528
Because I could pull it off. That and I was 6'2" 85Kgs when I was 16, so no one really said shit to me otherwise ~desu. I'm growing out my hair now to have that haircut again, I'm around 3" off getting it cut.
>>698195379
go metal, get ass length hair and then whip that shit so hard you take down a jet.
>>698195193
I've always been more about metal appearal that goth. Never understood the appeal of goth or emo. Just go metal.
>>698195708
theres a shocking similarity except you have long unkempt hair and your a gnome
>>698195708
Bitch pleace
>>698196012
overrated
>>698196089
>t. axl rose
>>698195848
>get ass length hair and then whip that shit so hard you take down a jet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW47FkThbio
>>698195772
Nah, that's fucking gay. Spending time to make your hair look nice is one thing, but emo faggots have such retarded hair.
>>698195848
I was always the same. But I've also had a thing for goth stuff for a long time. Since I found out about Type O Negative a year ago, I've really wanted to get into the goth because I'm that much of a flaming faggot.
>>698195899
My hair is not unkempt, bro. Maybe in that recent pic of me that you saw, but that's because it's curly and frizzy. My hair is pretty nice aside from that.
>>698196089
This.
>>698196173
*the goth scene
>>698196173
>My hair is not unkempt, bro. Maybe in that recent pic of me that you saw, but that's because it's curly and frizzy. My hair is pretty nice aside from that.
sure
you should grow a beard too i bet it would look great
>>698195322
This would be even hotter without the dick.
Whatever, time to lube up that onahole.
>>698196463
Dude, I can take a new pic right fucking now to prove you wrong. I was going to take lewd pics for Rabbie anyway.
>>698196173
I think I can pull it off as a 26 year old. I won't be wearing black skin tight jeans and shit. never did.
I'm still fairly casual rural with my dress being Aussi an all ~desu.
>>698196511
you sure proved me wrong when i said you were ugly as fuck and you posted your face
lets see how it works out this time
>>698196499
no
dicks are good
vaginas bad
>>698192392
Artist please ? (Signature completely unreadable)
Drinking, gonna shower, asked fox for a postable picture. BRB, next thread or sooner.
>>698196652
Just how fucking retarded are you? I've already told you I'm ugly, and I know I am. Do you not understand sarcasm?
>>698196761
god damn dash you got fat
>>698196832
She's not that big, I pulled of a shitty angle. I'll take more pics tommorow. Maybe. I dunno. busy day.
>>698196794
you said you were a cute and perfect trap :P
>>698196901
uhuh...
>>698196962
>>698196962
That's because I like to act equally retarded when responding to you.
>>698196962
Where's your furry waif at man?
>>698197090
???
>>698197144
you have said this at least six times aleady
come up with another excuse if you want some people to believe you
>>698197311
fox isn't that big yet. I'm preventing her from whaling out. again.
>>698197281
???
>>698197421
could you shut the fuck up? i really dont care
>>698197562
why respond then?
>>698196761
>Drinking
there hasn't been alcohol in my house for a week
Idk what to do
>>698197710
i called your creature fat (it is) and you posted pics of its fat self for some reason
>>698197866
>fat
Nigguh, you live in Ethiopia?
>>698197859
drink soda. Cry yourself to sleep. Bottle all the tears you can. Drink your own sadness and try to get toasty on depression.
Anyhow. Dash, hold down the fort while I shower.
>>698198151
I mean, she is a bit on the chubby side, not that there's anything wrong with that. But what do I know? I'm an anorexic faggot anyway.
Will do, broseph.
>>698198486
shes fat
being fat is bad
dont encourage it
herm
>>698198590
I'm trying to be nice for once. I don't like fat people either (or at least the one's that are so delusional that they think it's okay and healthy), but I'm not going to be a dick about it.
>>698198758
being nice is great and all but lets not pretend people arent fat when they are.
Bump
Who knows a good fur hentai ?
