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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Keep it simple, keep it straight.
>>698134154
Dude, no need to be like that.
Fürth
maybe
>>698134477
3rd, solid!
I want to an Furseiseki
Master arm on. Master arm on. Good light.
Alrighty, I'll cap this thread and then head out for some blasted drunk OW.
>>698134379
Us graymuzzles like to call things w/ their actual names
>>698134678
gay
>>698134678
You ain't no more graymuzzle than I am and I know there ain't nothing wrong with black folk. They're just folk same as you and I.
>>698134790
>They're just folk same as you and I.
Sorry, but I'm inclined to disagree after living around them for so long. I didn't used to be racist, and I sure as hell wasn't raised that way. It was my interactions with them that made me racist. They absolutely are not the same as you and I. There's less difference between a domestic dog and a wolf than Europeans and Africans.
>>698134768
Are you now
Heh, had never noticed b4
Tho there's also a proper vagoo so it actually balances it out to straight
>>698134790
>there ain't nothing wrong with black folk
What is it Opposite Day
>They're just folk same as you and I
Just when I thought you couldkn't pawsibly be more wrong...
>we're knot even the same species
>>698135216
>>698135429
Dani, this is one of the only times where I actually agree with you.
Alright gents, I'm bouncing. See you later, and happy posting!
Bump
>>698135582
Cherish the moment
>>698135691
Later, Hotshot.
>>698135660
Like this?
>>698135691
>seems someone got upset
Later
>>698135748
I sure will. It's hard for people to understand the difference between the "races" when they're always told by the media that we're all the same, and haven't lived in an area where they're the minority.
DuckTits, woo!
>>698135900
>>698136082
Ayy, DuckTits. What up?
>>698136082
>DuckTits
>furaffinity.net/user/ducktits
GIVE ME YER BUTT DASH
>>698136137
>>698136445
Maybe later.
>>698136334
>furaffinity.net/user/ducktits
lol
>>698136143
I'm still alive and well.
>>698136658
I have to post this because I love teasing you.
>>698136670
Good to hear.
>>698135947
>when they're always told by the media that we're all the same, and haven't lived in an area where they're the minority
And the minority that does typically just bends over
>>698136792
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>>698136792
dash no
>>698136919
Not where I live. I live in the American south, and although you won't hear them talking about it, almost every white person is at least a little bit racist, especially the stereotypical 'rednecks'.
>>698136942
I promise I'll show you my butt one day, but it's not very special right now. I have to do more squats.
>>698137063
Yes.
>>698136474
>>698137121
>>698137121
Ah yeah, the bible-belt exclusion
The cuckwing here is currently actually trying to get "racism" included into Penal Law
>>698137298
Buy me some fuckin' panties.
>>698137298
STOP
POSTING
AVATARS
>>698137401
I'd rather keep you nude.
>>698137121
Also,
No.
And
>I'll show my butt one day
Awwwwheeeellllno
>>698137505
>>698137691
GET OUT AND STOP RUINING MY FUR THREADS
>>698135598
Mmm more sexy deer please
>>698137551
I may take a nude photo eventually, but I don't really want to share it here. Maybe I'll email you it or something.
>>698137584
Yes. I will post my butt, and you will like it.
>>698137774
>>698137841
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>698137691
>>698137841
As of now you're legally banned from ever obtaining a photography device
Failure to comply will result into immediate ceasure
>>698138012
Sorry, I'm just not comfortable with it yet. Besides, I have to wait until everyone else goes to bed before I do stuff like this. I don't really have much privacy.
>>698138119
fite me, fgt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10925424
>>698138156
>>698138156
*stops suckling penis to fite*
>>698138156
>I have to wait until everyone else goes to bed
Wait, so you live w/ ur granny?
>>698138329
Alright, I'll cut you a deal. I'll try to take a pic tonight, but I won't post here. If you're still on later, I'll email it to you.
>>698138333
GAYYY!!!
>>698138443
Yes.
>>698138519
Why are you screaming your name?
I'm telepathicallly draining the battery of your potato as we speak
How did you get the sox past the old bat?
Ok, is everybody alright now?
>>698138866
No, you cannot do anything to my potato.
I happened to check the tracking almost immediately after it got here, so I just went out to get the mail. No one suspected a thing.
>>698138957
Need to pee and a gum seems infected
>>698139139
>gum seems infected
Brush your teeth, you fucking troglodyte.
>>698139139
Pee in your mouth to cure it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1VjZkSOiQ
>>698139139
>>698139319
And record it so we can all laugh at you.
>>698139127
Waves I'm sending in will bake it in seconds
Where did you get the sox from anyway?
Guess she's knot keeping a too close eye on you if you can slip out and in unquestioned
>>698139496
sockdreams.com
I had actually ordered something else as well. It didn't come until later, but it's a perfectly plausible excuse that I was just going to check if the other thing was here.
>>698139250
Butt I do, erryday
It happened the other day. Woke up from a nap and felt like I had a piece of food stuck between the inside of my lower lip and teeth (I had had oatmeal knot long ago). Well nope, just a slightly sore, zit-like spot on my gum. Now it just got sorer and the center of the "zit" is a small hole
>>698139319
Well now we know how you became to be
>>698139887
You have to floss, too.
>>698139467
Actually you'd prolly use that footage while pleasing yourself
>>698140207
No, I only like girl pee, and she has to be hydrated. Yellow pee is gross, I only like clear pee.
>>698136670
>>698137269
>>698138957
>>698140398
>s/fur
>>698140612
oh my!!
>>698139652
Sox look nice, guess they do int'l shipping too butt prolly via JewEx or such
>mfw back when i still lived w/ my parents they never questioned how i kept ordering "computer psus"
>>698140043
>flossing is a lie
>switched to an electric toothbrush about a week and and half ago and the brush head has a "cup" pretty much scrubs around your tooth, taking care of that
>>698140612
That hat needs a MAGA shoop.
>>698140827
You're already fucking crazy, they probably know that it isn't PSU's, but just don't give a shit.
>>698141033
>flossing is a lie
Remind me to never meet face-to-face with you.
>>698136792
Minge?
>>698141165
I do not have a minge. That should be pretty obvious by my chest, or the lack thereof rather.
>>698140398
>Yellow pee is gross, I only like clear pee
Enjoy the premature death of your kidneys
>>698141033
>Flossing is a Lie
>Said nobody with a Dental Doctorate
>>698141364
What? How the fuck could drinking water and staying hydrated harm one's kidneys?
You know what, don't even answer that question, I forgot who I was talking to for a second.
Teeth gets in the way of cock sucking
