Cheetah Kizzees
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Cheetah Kizzees
a thread for fatness
This inspires nothing but pure hatred...
>>698071579
>>698071845
>>698071845
Are you grateful to be alive?
>>698071732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGsuD2O8Kc
>>698072021
Well I've only THOUGHT about suicide but never contemplated it, so life's good I guess. I have a lot to be grateful for
>>698071861
Musclegut
>>698072235
I still don't understand the notion that you think I'm a pedo given I gravitate to older men.
>>698072366
You look exactly like him so in my eyes you ARE him.
>>698072343
nope
jigglybutt
>>698072287
Then no. Being grateful is for idiots.
>>698072466
I mean, not really.
Seems a shallow way to view people.
Cancer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSeNz6N4-e8
>>698072521
Ohwell, ok then... Why is that?
>>698072741
Because why would you be grateful to be alive? Why would you be grateful for anything? It just puts you into debt.
>>698072556
I am extremely shallow, looks are utmost important to me, as with race, and sexuality.
>>698072957
Well, here. Please keep your judgments somewhat current.
I, for one, enjoy making sexual discoveries
have an open mind
>>698072864
I guess grateful could have different meanings. I'd say I'm happy to be alive. If by your logic grateful means I think I owe anyone something, then no, I'm not grateful. I didn't ask to be alive, but I'm glad for it
>>698073038
dawwwww theres my boi
>>698073038
You look better but not attractive.
Are we posting pictures of ourselves? Someone, I think Kaybe, said I look like sad Shia Labeof.
>>698073164
Owe? Not exactly.
>>698073370
I will simply take that as it is.
I'm not trying to get you to think I'm attractive. The people I like already think I look dashing.
>>698073415
you're like a horizontally-stretched him, yeah
>>698073457
That's what being it dept means doesn't it?
>>698073650
I don't think I look like him at all. Shia Labeof is a white man, I am not.
>>698073686
Not exactly.
>>698073415
Your head is rounder
>>698073650
>>698073650
>>698073500
Fancy that
>>698073765
I fancy it quite a bit.
>>698073734
irrelevant
>>698073415
a very fat one
>>698073765
I don't look like him at all. And I've a Japanese like head structure.
>>698073880
Because we both have beards? That's prejudice.
>>698073839
Good job not looking like a pedo-poop at least.
>>698073937
Fat I'll take, like him I will not.
still rocking that good short scruff?
like I taught you
>>698073974
I prefer that "ruff fuck" look if you know what I mean.
>>698073415
I might as well join the train. This is the closest you're gonna get to a pic of me
>>698073734
Well then I'm not really sure what does
>>698073939
Shave cause your facial hair is EXACTLY the same.
We can compare his shaved pics with yours!
>>698074046
It won't grow much past a flat beard anymore.
The flattery you two gave me when I lived there is enough to keep it short.
>>698074116
No thanks
>>698074195
Though I can be anything you want me to be, baby.
>>698074129
I've recently gotten a haircut and trimmed my beard way down. I will not go clean shaven.
>>698074119
Well alright then.
>>698074321
I've considered going without it entirely.
>>698074288
I don't remember if I've already asked but 'sup otherwise?
>>698074432
You have asked. Not much at all is up.
With your light skin and dark hair a 5 oclock look is perfect so unless you want to wax that's about what you'll have to live with no matter what.
>>698074259
I want frilly twinks, bring me frilly twinks.
>>698074546
I do look rather good with it.
>>698074570
I mean, I don't have the jawline for that, but I can shave and wear a dress?
I don't know, I have pretty strong legs.
Too much to twink up.
>>698074533
Oh right. Well I'll go be an idiot somewhere else, see you later
>>698074667
You're not a frilly twink, I said BRING me frilly twinks.
>>698074810
>frilly
>
the swimmer has arrived
h-hi
>>698074810
I have none.
good morning
what did you guys make for breakfast
>>698075206
these two count
>>698075168
>>698074975
>>698075294
bagel
>>698075329
>>698075329
I did not bring them, but I guess it works.
>>698075553
delish
cream cheese or butter?
>>698075329
hi nibi
>>698075553
>>698075608
NO GUESS, do.
>>698075747
cream cheese
>>698075792
sup sexy
I had a breakfast of cold coffee and cigarettes.
>>698075882
that's what they served me when I was in france
>>698075747
Hello demo, I am having coffee. Should I have toast ant peanutbutter or cereal in a bit?
>>698075876
^
>>698075994
toast and pb
>>698075954
They know what they're doing as far as breakfast goes.
>>698075876
the only rational choice
>>698075994
i dont personally like peanut butter on toast but hey i'm not gonna be eating it
what cereal do you have
>>698076128
of course
>>698076081
scraps of bread also
>the only rational choice
Garbage?
>>698076210
I do like bread.
>>698076250
then you would love france
all the cigarettes and bread you can cram down your throat
>>698076394
I'd probably end up jumping into the Seine.
>>698076074
>>698076128
I am thinking toast and pb. I have some Honey bunches of oats.
morning
>>698076749
how romantic
>>698076855
you could have a little bit of each
>>698076855
>disregarding honey bunches of oats
i can't believe you would do such a thing
>>698076890
hi groody
>>698076929
Is drowning in a river romantic?
>>698077031
only if it's the seine
>>698076929
>>698077030
I... I mite have some later
>>698077072
I was not aware. Did you hear about the man who jumped into the Seine to kill himself but didn't die?
>>698077161
oki
>>698077203
I didn't
>>698077030
dooomooos
how are you?
>>698077161
honey bunches of oats was how i was able to wake up in the morning for years
>>698077303
i'm good. enjoying my last day off
>>698077297
He swam to shore because the water was too cold.
I enter here to see cute real animal pics, fuck you all
>>698077394
understandable
>>698077984
animal, anime, close enough
i-i'm a cute animal
>>698077373
rip going back to school?
>>698077031
I dream of drowning way too often, but it's never romantic
>>698078205
Ya. My move-in date is the 14th.
i still got 6 days of work until i'm actually done with the job.
>>698078352
I see, idk if you're like me but I can't wait to get back to school so I can stop working full time
>>698078477
spot on.
>>698078555
I figured you'd feel the same way
>>698078291
I've had a few dreams myself. I dream a lot about serpents causing my death in some way, either directly in the case of my drowning dream or indirectly in the case of my being in a field that's caught on fire. If I close my eyes but don't go to sleep, I see serpents with human heads leaping at me from the darkness.
>>698071759
the day /b went cute
>>698077303
>>698075926
>>698078205
and degenerated into cancer again
>>698078665
I think now I know too much for my own good. Thanks for the nightmares fool, I'm gonna enjoy those
one night I woke up to my dad slapping the living shit out of me said I was sleep walking and screaming running around like a madman
>>698078998
I don't sleep walk, I don't talk in my sleep, the only thing I do apparently is snore. Which was mildly upsetting to find out.
>>698078910
You don't like serpents?
I ate a banana in my sleep once, and they freaking filmed it
>>698079119
They're ok, I guess, never had any personal experience. Not so much serpents with human heads, that's a bit too much
>>698079255
They still had fangs, unhinged jaws, and eyes like a snakes if that helps.
>>698079391
Thaaat only makes it worse, but thanks for trying
>>698079728
Humans with serpent heads don't seem too bad though
>>698079932
I am afraid of humans though.
>>698080060
I thought I heard you say once that you like humans though? Is it some love/hate relationship?
Im only here for the amazing bhole pics....
>>698080060
"Mein Trottoir ist gerissen!"
How's it going guys?
Anime goat obsessed faggot here.
>>698081728
I'm contemplating why I'm such a failure.
Jokes aside, meh I'm alright, yourself?
>>698081837
If you being a failure is one of your core beliefs, then you may be experiencing cognitive distortion.
And I'm doing fine, except for having a headache for no good reason.
>>698082174
Eugh headaches freaking suck, kill them with fire
>>698082406
But fire spreads
>>698082482
How about kill them with hammers? Just gotta make sure to get them out of the head first, that part is essential
>>698082665
Uuh, I'm not following......
>>698082766
The headache has caused me to malfunction
>>698082847
Drink some water asap
I think I might just give my brother the hammer treatment if he doesn't stop watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
hi anime goate
>>698075329
thats a girl
*le da su kissu*
>>698083000
He's still watching them?..
>>698083005
Hi cloning experiment boy
>>698085036
Wasn't the first animal clone a goat?
>>698085495
sheep
well fuck me
Gay
could get a lot gayer
imagine if subby were here
where he at doe
that would be overload
he's at the gay peoples committee obviously
But this is the gay peoples committee
this is but a mild hyperbole of the committee sf attends
it's the opposite of hyperbole
welp
hue
hypobole
hippobowl
>>698085036
Sorry I went to kill myself but changed my mind
ALWAYS. Please help. Just kill me already. I live riiight here
hyperballs
ultra balls
great balls
>>698089611
>>698089630
Don't mind if I do!
of fire
no
>>698089742
I do mind
>>698089963
Not ultra enough? Sorry I only like hyper
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why does he
Why does who do what?
he
That's not helping
you're dum
Thanks I do my best
bump
thanks self
no problem demos
thanks for the acknowledgment
totally welcome
What have you been up to?
job
i got one more week to go before i go back to uni
excited?
i just don't wanna be working full time anymore
that job can get a little too stressful at times
People ask me why I love old games.
And I just tell them because they are so easy to break.
>>698092758
why do you love old games
Also they actually have legs in this game now.
The galley is a lot farther back than I thought.
madman
It's the little things, Demos.
do not break majoras mask
it deserves love and care
It's more about having fun with the bugs.
It's not as filled as OoT.
I found out how to get under the ice in Zora's domain as an adult too.
squash you should do speedruns
how did you figure that out
and why
>>698093518
>>698093518
>>698093518
i'd watch
Just small things. Goron link can roll over certain height objects. That fence doesn't have a collision for rolling through it. Only jumping over it. As for the ice thing there's a ladder you can hookshot. It forces Link to grab the wall behind it and clip through.
>>698093518
Why is that?
>>698093773
speedrunners are all about finding new ways to glitch games to get through them faster
>>698094027
I'm not huge on them, but I could learn how if you guys want. I would probably do OoT or Majoras Mask.
>>698094140
just thought it'd be something you might find interesting
do majora
oot already has a game-breaking glitch to make it doable in like 10 minutes
