Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
and
>>697994158
sacrifice of what?
As usual
>>697994249
Jewish Russian who is slightly American coming through, watch out.
>>697993883
I accept.
now i dont feel so awkward about showing you mine~~
how are you maki?
>>697992810
code geass?
stream?
wha?
>>697994345
you're always here shut in waifu~
>dekomori claim desu~
Played bravest frontier almost all day, I'm now lvl 45 and have a base 7 star.
Also noticed a lump on the side of my neck, hope it's just a swollen lymph, it's in that spot but the other side isn't swollen.
>Please no cancerino.
How's it going waifu?
Akiko claimed
>>697993774
>>697994139
>those 2 faggots
>There's like 175
>There's a whole pokédex
https://youtu.be/Ua20Hxx8xDE?t=2
I was not prepared
Oh, Kirishima looks cute too
>>697993883
>Maki
>Akiko
Oh my
>Your taste never ceases to amaze
Well you don't really choose taste. Ours simply aline in greatness
>>697994345
Your finest candy of course!
(preferably a candy you enjoy)
>>697994490
It goes fine. Any weekend plans?
>>697994567
Well, my waifu enjoys Anpan, so yea.
>>697994196
They do, most of the people that don't play the game and have KC waifus don't even know what their personalities are like, kinda sad.
>>697994207
I mean, that would explain the bans, but I'm pretty sure a lot of outsiders report us aswell sadly.
>>697994559
>Oh, Kirishima looks cute too
Best Kongou class ship.
>>697992810
Brothers wife, 2 months I guess
>>697992977
We dont really point out offenders and mods are generally chill with us
Rin claimed
Relaxing at work. Its so different here, where I was hired.
>>697994599
Work. And checking an apartment, as long as my friends aren't passed the fuck out.
>>697994567
You can't have my candy!
Yohane claimed -<3 my fallen angel I'll be her little demon anyday
>>697994431
yes this is true
>>697994490
you know stuff
>>697994567
im not really sure what candy i could go for right now
Saber claim
Going to be busy for a bit be back in like 30-40
>>697994319
You're fast as fuck boi.
>>697994672
Someone may have or may not have claimed Tsuzu before playing the game.
I'm very suspicious of your cropped reactions now, post full pic
>Best Kongou class ship.
Just read my mind.
>>697994427
QOTT
Who's going to see Suicide Squad tomorrow?If not why?
Who is /hype/?
>>697994207
>groupies
They still patrol these threads, just under different pseudonyms. When they left they adopted new waifus, this way they can still influence and partake in these threads while their anonymity remains in tact. When a lot of oldfags left, a lot of new people came in, and when the oldfags resurface those new faces would disappear. I honestly don't get what gives, as they claim the wave of new users was a "ruining what they built," not realizing that a group or product can't sustain itself without any source of new users/income. I guess they just like to think they're some underground secret society.
>>697994670
Ooo, I used to not like it when I was younger. But it's definitely a treat!
>>697994790
But I don't want your stinky candy!
>>697994915
Twizlers?
Miho claimed
>>697994976
>I'm very suspicious of your cropped reactions now, post full pic
I actually can't find original anymore, I need to watch out for it.
>>697995060
Very curious on your identity, anon.
Not that you will tell me or anything anyways.
rohan claimed
>>697994915
Stuff and things man.
>>697995069
Good, it's mine!
Doll claimed.
>>697992924
Shit I forgot about the Madoka waifus. Kyuoko takes 2nd easily then.
>>697993201
I mean that is a shark and all.
>>697993254
What? Saber is a cute.
>>697993504
I know it's hilarious how stupid it is.
>max E
>gain 2 level advantage on Darius due to him backing without me even touching him
Oh and that BASE 650 true damage ult
The only game I've lost with him was one where the Lee jungle hit level 6 at 15 minutes.
>>697993883
Intimidate rivals into submission with your girthy beard. I could imagine everything and anything would get caught in it. The lore behind Maria/Doll and Gherman is pretty depressing overall. Yeah, feels good when you perfectly read an attack.
I know what I'm doing now when thise shekels roll in. With pics like that I see you do too.
>>697994674
Ah okay then.
>>697995051
No
because that movie sucked shit
No one should be hyped for that steaming pile of shit.
unless you're a jew and fucking people out of money gives you a boner dont even bother.
>>697994915
one of the store fronts in my captcha was called 3 niggis
>>697994976
>>697995270
>>697995051
Nope, I do not have alot of interest in marvel/dc stuff
>>697995187
Moe drone.
>>697995473
Fug. This fired back a little.
claim
>>697995341
It's k. Sharks aren't a problem.
>>697995051
perhaps. need to see if this one guy i know wants to
>>697995069
they are ok i do like mint things
>>697995338
cool
>>697995422
sounds racist
>>697995422
>He isn't excite for it
Stop plz.Besides it's $5 and I'm a big superhero guy.
>>697995422
Ich hasse juden
she's still my waifu
Just started first episosde of Outcast thats on cinemax if anyones bored its based of a graphic novel and its spoopy
>>697995639
Moe powers!
>>697995669
>rattle rattle
>>697995888
It would be good if these guys invaded earth, dresses would fit them perfectly
Claimed
>>697996088
>Rattles
Hello Miho. What's up?
>>697995270
I'm someone who learned the ugly truth and called out those and their BS. I was targeted so I had to abandon my waifu. Sounds silly, but these people take this shit way to seriously.
>>697994138
Best red hair.
>>697994431
Wonderful, does that mean you'd show them more now eh?
Can't complain, been a lazy day to compensate for running errands yesterday. Yourself?
>>697994559
>Oh my
Oh of course, I adore hair ornaments.
Well said, can't be helped and that's not a bad thing.
>>697995341
Never have to worry about getting mugged or other altercations, just stroke your bed and yell. Couldn't eat spaghetti anymore, or anything of the sort. No working machinery either. Well fug, that sucks. Coinciding that you follow up with a devastating counter as well.
Awesome, if you ever do then I'd love to see it. Heh, only the best my man.
hoo hah
>>697995870
It's just so fucking bad though
I wanted to love you Galil, dont give me reasons not too
>>697995726
we can only hope it was.
>>697995880
Jews are a problem.
>>697996314
I'm really tired, thats about it.
I want to sleeeeeeep
as usual
>>697996420
Jews are not a problem, humanity need to band together so that when we get enslaved by aliens, we can at least say we tried.
>>697995473
Oh yeah, you're right, it's this one.
Thank you for reminding me, I still have it saved somewhere.
>>697996301
I see.
>I was targeted so I had to abandon my waifu
That sounds pretty autistic.
>>697996420
But you haven't seen it yet!
>>697996272
Blood presser again. I cant get a break.....
>>697995870
>>697996420
>Not ignoring reviews and just torrenting to decide for yourself.
I bet you buy single player games too.
>>697995664
Hey hey.
>>697996838
Again?
>>697995060
>>697996813
I've noticed a couple new users who look very familiar. "it's my first time here"
Huge reply green text posts, Perfect picture selection. Also all the normal assholes are totally cool with them from post one.
>>697996314
>Bed
Meant beard.
>>697996857
>torrenting
Lol kickass is gone
>>697996778
being enslaved by alien snake women doesn't sound to bad actually are they amazonish?
>>697996972
AMP wire in my car burned up and almost lite the car on fire.
>>697996832
I have, my family owns a movie theater chain.
We get to see early showings of a lot of movies.
>>697996857
I thought it was shit.
>>697996778
>jews are not a problem
>
>>697997080
jesus christ can you try not to say something fucking autistic as shit for one day?
>>697996420
well maybe
>>697996813
Everything he's saying is the truth, and you know it.
*cough* groupie *cough*
>>697997047
>Kickass is the only place to torrenr
>Using kickass
Piratebay, all the way.
>>697997080
No, Google xcom snake.
Heya
>>697997080
in lore of xcom 2, no. In my fucked up imaginary world, FUCK YEAH! Imagine cuddling, but also COILED IN HEr FUCKING TAIL!
>>697997190
What the fuck. Lol.
Sup guys. Is the CG stream still up?
Claimed
>>697997272
>>>>>>>>>Piratebay
Do you like to live dangerously?
>>697997322
Hi rikka!
>>697996813
No, not like that. After a while I started to realize patterns. Like I said, when certain people "went AFK" others would come online, and when they went offline, the others would magically appear, both with similar speech patters (i.e. how they write). That and some threads were only being spammed/bombarded when certain people posted their waifu, when they left the spamming would stop. I didn't like seeing the threads turn to shit, so I abandoned my waifu.
>>697996857
Pirating is for meanies!
>>697997255
I don't believe you
>>697997322
>>697997433
Hello
>>697997272
They're called vipers, learn yo' strange fetishistic shit, asshole
>>697997433
we're watching a scary show now called Outcast.
Also the stream is always up. Your always welcome to join.
>>697996088
Can you show me some more of those moe powers?
>I need cute GuP pics, anything with Mako will be even more appreciated but Miho x Maho is nice too
>>697997399
The fuse didnt even blow....
>Miho
>>697996970
hi hi shiro
>>697997255
the fuck did I say?
>>697997272
going too
>>697997361
sounds nice would prefer a naga though more women half to work with
>>697997618
>>697996420
What's stopping you?
>>697997322
Best Chuuni, how ya doing?
>>697995669
I mean, sharks are always a problem.
>>697996314
Exactly, unless they were trying to steal beard hair for whatever reason, then you're a walking target. That could be useful for storing food though. With a beard that majestic, you ARE the machine. Nah it doesn't suck, I think it's pretty neat. It's good lore, just pretty sad. Ooo tearing out chunks of lifebar in one go is so satisfying.
I'll be sure to let you know if I do. There's a lot of bests when it comes to Maki
>>697996376
Oorah
>>697997322
Hello there
>>697997666
Not exotic enough, the human upper half ruins it for me.
>>697997473
I can tell the difference between 5kb exe and 5mb mp3.
I download everything off pirate bay, don't use "anti virus" because that's just malware removing bloatware you pay for.
My laptop is old and still runs fast.
>>697997473
Do you like to live a life of extreme heresy?
>>697997738
This kills the Sodoko.
>>697997481
Hey! Whats going on?
>>697997526
Hello neko friend
>>697997803
Oh shit its my strawberry shortcake! Whats good bb? I am alright! Work is done so were happy here
>>697997857
And hello to you tooooooo
>>697997526
I could tell you a bunch of spoilers if you'd like~
>>697997666
>the fuck did i say
>would prefer a naga though more women half to work with
I mean do I even need to give you more examples?
how are those squirrels by the way?
>>697997803
It's still pretty early and if i go to sleep i'll wake up at 2am
>best chuuni
>
>>697997666
What ya up to?
>>697997981
yes.
Chaika cute! Chaika get! Chiaka mine!
>>697997255
Don't even try with Esdeath
Just sit back and watch
>>697996975
>>697997264
>>697997484
Intriguing
>>697997526
Psh, I buy some things. I was really poor, now I have a job and can buy things I like!
>>697997600
N-Nou.
I killed them any time I saw them, they never attacked me so I've never seen their attack.
>>697998175
I do love my heresy
Calamity-masu'd
What have I missed?
>>697998111
Check'd
>>697997665
Weird.
Your luck is quite interesting.
>>697997853
Nahhh it's fine. Just don't go swimming in the ocean, it's fine.
>>697998299
So you just never researched them? Even if they did never attack you, you can still learn the name
>>697997974
I'm not talking about virsus
>>697997981
Only if you like to live a life of extreme autism
>>697998080
How goes your day?
>>697997264
>Groupie
kek, I know you're shitposting, but I've been here only for 3 months and I don't have any idea on what he's talking about.
Not sure why I'm even giving you a serious reply, the only oldfags I talk to are Shiki and Ruri.
>>697997484
Oh yeah, I get what you mean.
Like the whole thing of Atago being the Yuu poster, having multiple personas is retarded.
>>697998195
White haired Mugi
>>697998323
some stuff
>>697998021
All i really have is lewd
I'm back
>>697998309
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMEME
>>697997927
fair enough keep your fetishes they make you unique and cool
>>697998111
slowly falling asleep not looking forward to helping move some stuff to the new house with my dad
>going to be alot of yelling
>>697998092
so you find it strange so you say its autistic thats not how that works
my favorite pic <3
my waifu like this thread
>>697998543
My day goes well! And how about you??
>>697998732
Yo you like rap right?? I got something for you!
https://soundcloud.com/superduperkylemusic/doubt-it
>>697998631
O. Maybe it's better you stick to Miho then.
>>697998799
no, I have to yell at every other person why they're wrong, stupid, cucks, and autistic for how they like their snek./s
>>697998262
King of the waifu illuminate groupies!
Hello
>claimed
>>697999094
what about miia?
~claimed~
>>697998543
Cops?
>You think cops care about one person torrenting?
They only care about distribution. So as long as I don't sell product, or make a torrent, I'm in a legal grey area that is completely ignored.
>But your isp will limit you.
That's illegal for them to do! So unless police knock on my door with a Warrent to search my computer to fine me a few hundred bucks, I'm good to go.
>Str8 gangsta nigga.
>>697998508
I saw snake, I keel snake.
I hated the thin man's poison cloud shit, so when they said "thin man's true form" I noped those things with plasma guns.
even though I'm more into dom snek chicks, she looks good as a maid.
>>697994249
mandatory uta claim
when is time?
what is love?
how is you?
>>697999052
Im posting 1
>>697998080
Galil is not cat Galil is fox!
>>697998092
I will actually cry if you do.
NEW QOTT:
What's your favorite candy/snack food?
Mine is probably potato wedges
>>697998582
You got it. But the rabbit hole goes even deeper.
>>697999025
I've had a rather long day that warrents cracking a cold one for the night
>>697999363
My, how rebellious.. I like it
>To be fair, kickass is also a public tracking and just use same torrents in piratebay
Claiming Yuuki, how's it going?
>>697999321
>human upper half
>does nothing but rile my autism
>>697999025
This is pretty nice, not my style though. How are you today wonderfulness? You listened to much horrorcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVpv2apwLcI
Anyone know how to operate an KanColle?
>>697999528
chocolate
>>697997853
Oh shit didn't think of that, they might want the power for themselves. Find out what makes you so bad-ass. Heh, it might, but then your beard will be full of weird aromas. Not just a machine, a weapon. A weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Fair enough, it can be well constructed and I guess the sadness draws you to her even more maybe. So goddamn good man I swear.
Thanks m9 looking forward to it. The statement applies to Doll as well.
>>697998080
A nice cold night, that's what's good friendo. Glad to hear that, taking easy for the rest of the night?
>>697998092
Fair enough.
Both are cute but it's the eye-patch that does it.
>>697998309
Godspeed Boss :^)
>>697999313
Sup Emi.
>>697999025
>I go unnoticed
>
>>697998262
good point, I want to incite some sperg rage though.
>>697999528
gummy worms.
>>697999442
Welp, she is not my waifu or anything, it doesn't bother me at all even though she looks a bit like her.
Even a tasteful lewd of Homu wouldn't trigger me.
>>697999818
>how to operate an KanColle
Open kancolle wikia.
Find qt ship.
Open exhentai.
Type said ship name.
>>697999562
I'm sure it does, I mean, a lot of stuff is pretty fishy in these threads.
It's just fucking uneeded drama and I personally find it retarded.
>>697999313
Heya Emi
>>697999528
I mean looks like a cat from close up but now I know! Hello there fox friend
>>697999609
Oh sounds nice actually, I think I might join ya
>>697999613
Yuuki my brother!
>>697999818
Im like floating on this song, I a,alright my lovely, how are you?? Horrorcore sometimes but not all the time
>>697999841
Well besides playing games and listening to music yeah just gonna sit here and enjoy you all, did you listen to Angel Du$t?
>>697999871
I DIDNT CHECK IN THE THREAD. My loyal subject I apologize
>>698000248
But, I wanna actually play the game.
>>697999841
Hello! how are you?
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>697999609
>Yee boi!
If it's not made by a single person and a team does it, they normally have their own websites, like NOSteam for one, they do a lot of the big games.
>It's all about sharing! That's what torrents are ment to be for! Free internet!
>>698000361
give me that cookie
>>698000351
I'm fine, trying to figure out KanColle. The thing I like most about horrorcore is it paints scenes so well.
>>698000493
>>697999094
what? also why no nips?
>>697999377
>dom snake chicks
first off never change second you know monster musumes miia was so close but they went full retard and made her a sub when will people but more doms in things
>>698000361
why u no respond
>>697999562
Why are you keeping your own identity a secret?
>>697999528
>Potato wedges are a snack.
That's a side meal man. That's like saying I like fries as a snack.
I love nerds.
>>698000594
Because snakes don't have nipples.
>>698000594
You didn't give me much to reply too. Hope the moving goes well though man, as long as you think it'll go well it will.
>>698000351
Yo Rikka! How's it going? Good day I hope?
>>697999765
oh well you like what you like i guess
>>698000706
>>698000679
Fries are a snack.You just get a big old plate of them and eat a few every once in a while.
>>698000290
I agree, why these threads and the concept of waifu is being taken this seriously is beyond me. That's why I think this place has changed for the better. Chill, have a convo, who gives shit.
>>698000658
Lrn2read
Nice try, shill.
>find one flaw
>>697999268
WHAT A TITLE
>>697999871
Always fun
>>698000290
waifu threads are full of a lot of safe space autists now.
>konata
>esdeath
>multiple other faggots who i cant be assed to name but their underage asses know its them.
it's fine.
>>698000351
Rikka doesn't love me anymore, only choice is soduko
best show ever
>>698001187
Not a gun.
>>698000556
Do you like Gambino? Yeah I gotta agree with you on that one!
>>698000796
Its going alright! My day was good my manager idnt get all pissy till the end of the day so I am happy about that
>>698001252
LIES what dark magic has gotten to your heart! I love you <3
>>697999313
Hey Emi.
>>697999350
Yo.
>>697999387
Now.
Baby don't hurt me.
Good, yourself?
>>697999528
Probably fruit pastilles
>>697999613
Going pretty well, you?
>>697999841
It's too much power for any one man to handle potentially. That's true, but is that a curse or a blessing? Cue Venom Snake grunting Skullface for 5 hours. It's pretty well crafted. Creates a whole lore arc for a doll, I love from. Maybe that is a draw I guess, never really thought about it. I'll give it to them they know how to make it feel good.
Don't hold me to it though. Oh you flatter me.
Viper anon, you're a scaly.
>>698001252
Do a flip.
>>698000351
Oh good, this should be fun~
>>698000403
To be fair, if cops, fbi nsa, whoever truly cared, we'd all be caught long ago
>>698001411
Nope.
>>698001445
And?
>>698000786
we will see in any event you will know tomorrow
>never cover up the shiro
>>698001252
oh mister high and mighty huh what makes you so better also not underage when have I ever talked about a safe space?
>>698001631
>what makes you so better
well i mean im not retarded.
>>698000937
this time of the night its alright, give it awhile.
>>698001586
Only humans are acceptable, you scum
>>698000907
But then they get cold! Fries should be a small side of a meal, or a meal of their own, so you can enjoy them while their warm. What you describe would be better for chips, popcorn, or small fruit.
>>698001187
I'm trying.
>Cloaca so it's vaginal and anal sex
>Can 69 any angle.
Oh! Can't hold her against a wall while... no you can do that too.
>Can't get cold
That's all I got.
>>698001468
It's not hard with all the times they've taken download records.
>Mizore
