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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Donation for a high energy thread
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>>697863355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
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>>697863164
>Princess of Wands
A trustworthy, reliable young person, with an inborn desire to bring happiness, excitement and light to those around. This person is a messenger of good news and witty gossip. A person who is faithful in service to superiors.

>Princess of Pentacles (Reversed)
A person with no sense of humour and full of her own importance. A person who enjoys the power she wields over those below her.

>Queen of Swords (Reversed)
A deceitful, sly, intolerant and narrow minded woman, expert in the use of half truths and quiet slander. A formidable enemy due to her subtlety and sharp intellect.

The way I read this, it's a story of how an upstanding young woman becomes a bitter old queen... who has gained power over others but in the process lost her luster for life. It could be you, regardless of gender, but if not, it's a female currently in your life who's headed down a bad path.
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>>697863910
Rolling again, shamelessly.
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Been a while since i got digits, last thread i got several so i must have ran out of luck
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Shameless reroll

I don't really have anything to talk about.
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>>697863355
Is mental health Alice around?
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>>697863772
<4
>>697864172
>>697864577
How was your day?
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tarot read me senpai
name tomoko
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>>697864801
You wouldn't happen to have their email would you?
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>>697864686
Tiresome, family reunion, and it was one of the worse ones in a while
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>>697864678
Nope

I'm bored... >>697863772 entertain me.
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>>697864752
>Tomoko has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "85".
good luck for you tomoko
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>>697865007
[email protected] I believe.
>>697865046
Ah... Never had one of those. I wonder what it's like.
>>697865063
That isn't how it works.
>>697865152
Hey, stop being so fast.
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>>697864686
I'm doing okay, what about you?

>>697864674
General reading for personal goals I suppose.
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I am not gonna sleep tonight again, it seems :/
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Check'em
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Eh, roll.
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>>697865220
>>697865152
Thanks you sempais
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>>697865195
reroll for reading
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>>697865311
I was doing rather poorly. But not anymore. Hikari cheered me up.
>>697865391
Why's that?
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>>697865220
How does it works then?
>>697865391
Why, anon?
>>697865466
Congrats, ask something to the cards, or just want a general?
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>>697865466
fortune cookie dont rie
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>>697865479
That's good to hear. Sasuga Hikari!
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Ey thread
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>>697863355
Rolling for tarot
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>>697865311
>Knight of Pentacles
He represents stoicism, hard work, cleverness in monetary affairs.

>Ten of Pentacles
Emotional and financial stability.

>Knight of Swords (Reversed)
It's a warning not to start things unless you intend to see them through to the end, or to finish what you've already started before moving on.
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>>697865901
Also fortune
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>>697865479
>>697865642

I have been restless for a few weeks now, having a bad schedule.
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>>697865642
ill try general please
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OK, this is my first time in one of these threads. Is there a usual schedule? I guess I'd like a reading if I get dubs/trips.

I'm gay and still (mostly) in the closet. I don't know why I'm so afraid to come out, I have one gay friend who knows, and I've also told my sister (who I'm very close with), but the prospect of coming out to my straight friends and family terrifies me. I can't get over the fear of rejection and alienation despite living in a pretty accepting area.

Not one to generally believe in the "supernatural," but hey, what have I got to lose.
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>>697865899
hi seija

>>697866040
need a name for the fortune
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>>697865901
Re roll
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>>697865396
Hmph.
>>697865452
Anytime. Good luck, anon.
>>697865466
Same.
>>697865642
It works as follows. I have no more contact with you than I feel like having at any given time. And vice versa.
>>697865846
Hehehe.. Tell me, how do I get into Love Live?
>>697866055
A bad schedule..? What do you mean? Explain further, if you would.
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>>697863997
this person... sounds like a friend of mine wow
and
hello again everybody! nice to meet ya!
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>>697866303
Since i had to stay overnight some time ago doing something, i have been unable to sleep properly and i mostly do it during the middle of the day (Actually, this is why i frequent this threads so much lately, since in my timezome its sometime like 5-6am)
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>>697866590
Mm, I see.. I would recommend taking sleeping aids one night and seeing what happens.
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>>697866092
>Ace of Swords

>The Star (Reversed)

>Justice (Reversed)

Taken together, I read this as a change in yourself... whether it's for better or worse. There's an injustice or unfair aspect of your life that you're unwilling to adapt to, or maybe there will be soon. The Ace either means you'll change your mind and adapt to it, thus averting things for the better... or that you'll become stubborn if you're not already, changing things for the worse.
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>>697866220
I don't know anon, homosexuality is a pretty common thing now, people don't tend to make such a fuss out of it has some years ago, just do it, i don't think much could happen anyway.
>>697866303
Too bad. The more you try to push me away the more i want to be near you~
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Rollin for tarot
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>>697866801
>>697866055

Can i get a reading on these? Just general

Ill keep posting icecreams
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>>697866910
You're one of those types, huh?
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>>697866220
If they can't accept you as you, they aren't your friends. You've gotta give them that chance, at least, and you've gotta give yourself the opportunity to be who you are without worrying what it brings. The right people will love you no matter what, and the wrong people don't belong in your future.
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Fuck it need I someone to talk to. I recently discovered my dad dead in his room on my birthday, Depression has been getting me down and I generally want to end it. Whats even worse is that I had to perform CPR And even though everybody tells me I couldn't have saved him I still feel a tremendous amount of guilt due to the fact that I feel like I could have done more.
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>>697866303
Hmm...start with the series? Maybe play the mobage rhythm game.

I really don't follow it much.
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>>697867509
Oh? You just post Kotori because she's cute? what do you follow?
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>>697867197
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=BzxbeS0qvQk
Should i bring a leash?
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>>697867741
...
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>>697867122
Just a general one or do you have something in mind that you'd like to know about?

>>697867165
>Eight of Swords
Jealousy, often from colleagues or family, crisis and enforced isolation, illness and oppression, major difficulties and adverse circumstances dictated by fate.

>The Moon (Reversed)
Insincere people. Hidden forces. Trickery. Sometimes an inability to tell the truth.

>Five of Cups
Dishonour that cannot be overcome, loss defeat. There is a need to curb futile belligerence and accept the inevitable.
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I can only get comfortable around people after I have known them for a year, then they find me charming and funny. The thing is that I know who I can be, and I have a history of being great, but I can't replicate it. It is like my voice shuts off, I can feel the things I am saying as being dull, forced, awkward, but I still behave that way. I get incredibly anxious, know I am messing up, yet still keep fumbling until enough time passes and somehow my true colors break through.

I hate it. I just started a new job and am going through it again.
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>>697867431
That happened to me and my sister when we were young (~6) Day after we were out for fourth of July watching fireworks...woke up and he wouldn't respond. Eventually got a neighbor to respond but he was died in his sleep from heart failure or something.

I don't really have anything to say, it's an awful feeling. But hang in there.
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>>697868201
Uhhh, thats a bad reading, kinda scary.
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>>697866801
this could be about my job people are mean to me there and Im afraid im going to be fired so Im looking for a new job.
Im already on the second interview I dont want to stay at my current job but you said changing thing might make it worse
now idk what to do
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>>697867431
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that Anonymous...

It isn't your fault, like everyone says. But the last thing your dad would want this to do is to destroy you. You still have his memory with you always, and whatever things he taught you will live on as long as you make sure that they do.
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>>697867720
Hmm. I don't watch too much anime anymore, airing stuff at least. So I don't really follow anything right now.

And yup~ Kotori is cute.

How about you?
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>>697867431
I'm... Sorry.. But everything Reimu said is true. He wouldn't want you t end it. And you know, I'm sure you did everything you could've reasonably done. All you have to do is endure. It will get better. With time...
>>697868746
Ah.. I follow lots of stuff. ERASED is the only anime recently.
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>>697868201
Just a general one
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>>697869006
I followed Erased, then started reading the manga because I was impatient, [spoiler]then dropped both because they started being bad[/spoiler]
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>>697868590
Switching jobs could be a way to adapt to it. You can't change how your old workplace is, so you find a better one! That doesn't sound like a bad adaptation to me.

>>697868512
Yeah, they do that sometimes...

>>697868264
If it's a problem you can't control, you might wanna consider therapy so you can get to the root of it. There's probably an underlying reason or thought process that you're unaware of and someone schooled in psychology could help you understand what that is and avoid the cycle.
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>>697867431
Lucky you and your dad it was quick. My dad spent 2 months in the ICU slowly dying. Dont feel bad annon
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>>697863355
Will I always be a lonely fuck? I'm not bad looking but I'm just a massive fucking nerd. I can't talk to people about much other things besides need stuff. Help me gook-Chan!
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>>697869433
>>697868630
>>697869006
>>697868458

I must thank all of you, it is so nice getting some help
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>>697869249
Ahaha... Well, that's the only anime I've cared about since School Live.
>>697869673
If you work on your looks and become relatively good looking, being a nerd is a rather desirable trait these days. I'd know.
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>>697869261
I see a psychiatrist, but I get fearful of seeing a therapist again. I should though, but I am not sure I can afford it. The medications I have been taking have helped with my anxiety, somewhat, but therapy is probably what I really need.
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>>697868590
>The Ace either means you'll change your mind and adapt to it, thus averting things for the better.
Or that your decision might be great.
>>697867431
The process of mourn can be extremely hard, but you have to carry on, honour him by keep going, do something that would've made him proud. Be succesful in life, for him, be happy, for him, live your life and be as happy as you can, that's what he would've wanted, isn't it?>>697869249
Kotori, you can't do that on this board, silly~
>>697869006
So, when is our wedding?
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>>697869763
Hang in there man, at least you can still sleep
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>>697869673
Why not just find other nerds to be your friends? There's plenty of them these days.

meetup.com might be a good place to start.
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>>697869882
Life is unfair
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>>697869763
It takes someone brave to act, like you did and try to perform CPR at all.
>>697869882
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>>697870242
... ~<3
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>>697869119
>Temperance
Combination. Co-operation. Co-ordination. Innovation through combination.

>Nine of Cups (Reversed)
Sentimentality and an overlooking of the faults in others which can lead to abuse of hospitality.

>King of Cups
A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.

I see this as an indication that you have a certain goal that can only be achieved by co-operation with others. But it's warning you not to go too far in trying to be diplomatic and letting them step on your toes in the process. Be like the King of Cups, but in moderation (Temperance). Keep some of your cards hidden.
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It's like 8am
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>>697870452
What on earth do you want with me? Just spit it out already, would you?
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>>697869834
Do you attend college? If so, there's usually a super cheap therapy option for students.

If not, maybe you can find resources in your area that are specifically for low-income people, or just a therapist who doesn't charge too much.
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>>697871331
i think there are some therapists that do it for charity, and its actually free-
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>>697871079
I don't know, theres something about you, the way you say things and your blunt honesty, i like the people like you.
(Or it can be the pills leaving my body, stopped taking my meds out of the blue, who knows?)
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>thread for how to become more of a casual normalfag and fit in if you're having trouble doing that
Glad to see OP is still a faggot in 2016
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>>697871907
Free reply
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>>697871078
I thought that was blood in the thumbnail.
>>697871907
Looking confident.
>>697871941
>stopped taking my meds out of the blue
And... you're here... giving advice to people.
[RATTLING INTENSIFIES]
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>>697871960
jesus thats creepy, why would you do that to us ):
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>>697871331
I go to college, but they only offer short term therapy. It's bs. Basically they give you 2-3 sessions tops.
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>>697871907
You saved the day!

>>697871931
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, something along those lines. If there are volunteer lawyers then why not therapists?
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>>697872072
I'm so glad my voucher didn't expire..I have a whole booklet here with your name on it.

>>697871907
>>697872140
ohoho...I accidentally deleted my text and posted my picture instead. that's very backwards.

>>697868264
Why a year? What is it about the length of time that lets you trust people easier?
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>>697872140
At least you didn't go rape moodo like a few people I know

>>697871941
What the fuck
Look, if you're gonna quit meds, at least don't do it suddenly. Lessen the dose over time or soething.

...How do you feel, compared to being on meds?
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>>697870618
I know exactly what this is referring to. I've been wanting to start developing a game for a while now, but a certain part (art / assets) I won't ever be able to do, so I need help to do it. Thanks!~
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>>697872370
Skilled.
>>697872508
Hah.. Don't like that, huh?
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>>697872600
Best of luck with that!
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>>697872140
Hey! It was the psychiatrist the one that said "these pills don't do anything to you, the dosage is wrong and you need to suspend them blah blah blah". People never likes the fact that i give advice to sick people being sick myself. I'm stable though, i swear.
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>>697872259
That's weird... I got 7 out of mine with no signs of stopping until I moved away.

>>697872057
Are you that same guy who made the thread earlier about how he misses "the old /b/ that used to be a haven for weird, edgy outcasts?"

Glad you stopped by.
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>>697872600
Oh man, you might have came to the right place in more ways than one! I make sprites and tiles for extra money when I'm not running the shrine~
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meow

-meowbot
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>>697872777
Thats some sick repeating lucky digits Reimu
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>>697872736
I'm saying, generally, you ease off medication. Not stop suddenly, altogether. The consequences of hat can be just as bad as whatever effects it might be having on you to begin with.
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>>697873392
Share your luck with me so i can avoid bad readings, please.
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>>697873077
Maybe I did indeed come to the right place!~

>>697872726
Thanks!~
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>>697873578
I can't... it's stashed away in my secret place.
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>>697873312
... i am aware of what could happen, that's why i do it, silly~
Why else would i do it?
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>>697873077
I still need your spriting help eventually too!
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>>697873859
... I have nothing to say than that.
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>>697873709
Ill broke in to your secret place then!
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>>697874159
... nothing more to say than that*
English.
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It turns out I was affected harder than I thought.
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>>697874834
Not doing so hot?
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>>697874169
Help! Anonymous wants to rape me!
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>>697871960
why
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>>697874777
yup, I have steam! http://steamcommunity.com/id/destinye658/ is my page
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>>697875043
Not really. It's kind of silly to get like this because someone else is suffering, isn't it?
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>>697875087
I'll throw a pokeball at Anon, Shrine Maidens are to remain pure!
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rolling
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>>697875201
No. Not even a little. It's called caring and.. people don't do it nearly often enough. I understand what it's like. As does Reimu and Hikari, I think.. I'd say if anything, it means you fit in here.
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>>697875087
I GOT THIS
>throws a brick

-meowbot
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>>697874834
Of course it would affect you, something bad happened to someone you cared about, it's only normal for you to feel bad, to feel empathy, lets hope he gets better, and if not, well, he atleast will get some peace.
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>>697875516
>>697875569
I've barely spoken to him in two years though, I'm not sure I have the right to feel bad about it any more.
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>>697863355
Cone December I'm planning on moving with someone. How will that turn out?
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>>697875087
Nah, you would probably enjoy that, ill just steal your luck and cut off the ice cream supply
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>>697875804
Then I think this would be a good reason to reconnect, don't you?
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>>697875957
Those are the same thing, baka!

>>697875526
>>697875295
I'm glad there are still heroes in this world.
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>>697875804
2 years, 3 years, 5 years, 10 years, if you remember him it was because you have memories with them, no can tell you to not to feel bad, it's not like you need permission to feel the way you do.
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>>697876289
I think he's the kind of person that would get annoyed if I did it for that reason. He's far too proud.
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what can you answer?
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>>697876319
Its up to you! Give me your luck! Or you either lose all of your ice cream or get raped.
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Tarot reading please I'm excite
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Good evening.
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>>697876410
Mm.. That's unfortunate but then all I can say is, he probably needs the support right now so whether he likes it or not.. I think it's only right to reconnect. But it's your choice, obviously.
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>>697876697
Tfw no gets
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Rolling for >>697876697
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>>697876865
If no get can you read a fortune? Name: nadine
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>>697876408
I want to do something, but there's nothing I can do.

>>697876812
I wasn't saying that I don't intend to try, I'm just trying to figure out a way to go about it that won't offend him.
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>>697877034
Mm.
-nods-
Good luck. Really.
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>>697876697
One more roll I'm feeling it
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Roll
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>>697876319
I just remembered i had this pic, i laughed so hard when i saw it, i forgot to show it you, senpai.
>>697876812
Some people like to go out on their own terms.
~Neptune
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>>697876989
>nadine has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "60".
good luck for you
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C-check em.
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>>697877282
... i swear i clicked the pic... oh well aaaand here.
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>>697877822
The real question is... can you?
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>>697877282
I don't have any more words to waste on you tonight.
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>>697878033
I could... but a good Khan lets his people have their ways.
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>>697876319
*Just out of curiosity, is it possible to make readings regarding a certain field, for example love, between two different persons, for example the first is the one who asked and the second one someone that you know?*
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>>697878072
Come on, i know you still got a few more agressive and passive-agressive insults.
>>697878218
Senpai, general >>697878033 .
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>>697878483
*Good to uh....good to know then.*
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>>697878033
>Ace of Swords
In its purest form the ace is symbolic of strongly constituted authority, and pursuit of ultimate truth.

>The High Priestess
Hidden influences affect both home and work and intuitive insight suggests new solutions. The influence of women.

>Queen of Pentacles (Reversed)
person that enjoys the company of sycophants to shield her from criticism and uses her wealth to do this. She is unable to see beyond material possessions or rise above them. She can be highly changeable with a suspicious and narrow-minded outlook towards things that are either new or that she misunderstands.
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>>697878702
go ahead! show us your feelings!
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>>697879147
*I just wanted to know if it was possible, i have nothing to speak about.*
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someone needs to confess their feelings or this thread will be boring
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>>697879143
.... so what does that means, senpai?
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>>697879576
I love you, senpai.
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>>697879794
A woman will help you in your pursuit of the ultimate truth and that woman is the Queen of Pentacles.
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bump
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>>697880096
Holy, it's nearly 2 am, and just when i started losing the habit of staying awake for so long. I guess i have to sleep. Goodnight, Reimu senpai!
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>>697880709
Give me your skills to sleep, please
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>>697880799
You have to be constantly on the verge of collapsing by barely sleeping enough, whenever i have nothing to do and i get bored, i start to get sleepy.
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Yep... Everyone went to sleep
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Except for me.
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>>697881662
Not me. >>697881223 just made me want to leave. She probably considers that a victory.
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>>697875511
still waiting :X
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I need relationship advice, fortune teller-san. Check my doubles!
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Hello, Reimu.
I've been in a relationship for about a month now.
And long story short. she doesn't know how to jerk me off, so I end up blue balled every time.
How do I correct this issue?

Thank you ahead of time
xoxo
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>>697875511
>>697882849
Jeez, you could have said something a while ago.

>Seven of Swords
Sudden desire and impulse. A change of job or location, possibly both.

>The Hierophant
Ritual and routine, religious guidance and authority, education in its formal sense.

>Seven of Pentacles (Reversed)
Self induced money worries. Bankruptcy, possibly gambling, promising circumstances that end in failure.
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>>697883051
Step 1. Stop using her hands
Step 2. Use her mouth
Simple and easy.
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>>697883040
Re-roll
Grant my dubs, Bateman
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>>697883051
Tell her? Make her use her mouth?
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>>697883051
She doesn't know how? It's not that hard-
I mean it's pretty straightforward-

I mean it's simple, isn't it?
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>>697883492
Erm... Ask her. Nicely. After you've done stuff for her throughout the day. Be on your best behavior. That would be my suggestion.
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yo rolling for reading
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>>697883779
Ask her to use her mouth I assume you mean? I can agree with that, I meant more along the lines of tell her she's not getting you off with her hand.

Though, in retrospect, that should be kind of obvious.
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>>697883189

financial stress. Nailed it.

Thanks. <3
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>>697883986
1 more tiiimme
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>>697883510
>>697883779
>>697883464
Thank you for the replies
I don't know, it feels like it would be #rude to tell her to do something like that.
And what could a backup plan be if she says no?
And what if she's bad at that too?

Thank you
xoxo
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>>697883051
How can she not know to? Is not rocket science. How old is she?
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>>697884032
Precisely.
>>697884092
Tell me about it.
>>697884212
Well, it might take practice. As well, again I'd emphasize.. to ask. Not tell. Some girls are prudes.
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>>697884212
Mother fucker you're in a relationship, communicate. If she doesn't want to blow you then teach her the right way to rub you.
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I need some help talking to people.
I met this person over Skype, we hit it off really well, an I fell for this person. Confessed my undying love, it was not a shared feeling, yada yada. We're still friends, but all of the sudden things are getting worse and worse between us, to the point that now we're just casual friends. This person refuses to let me know that they care about me in any way, but never fails to emotionally kick me in the balls every chance they get. Is there anything I can work with here? Is there any reason to keep trying, or should I just leave it?
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>>697884663
Have you tried bringing this up directly with them? That's pretty much your last option from the sounds of it. If they're pushing you away, sometimes there's nothing to do but let it go.
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>>697884899
What do you want for those dubs?
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>>697884372
>>697884302
Yeah. Talking about it is important.
I think you're definitely right about that, and also my wording matters a lot obviously.
I'll take your advice and try talking to her about it tomorrow.

Thank you for the help!
Take this Sexy Sakuya as a parting gift.
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>>697884899
I want to, but im a bit afraid. This person means a lot to me, so I dont want to give up if theres anything to work with. I dont really know if I should bring it up or not, for now all im doing is ignoring them. I really, really dont want ot mess this up, and I'll do whatever it takes to make it work, but I dont want to just sit there if thers nothing to work with.
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>>697885149
she wants a donation you tightwad
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>>697885207
Anytime, anon.
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>>697884291
We're both 18 and very inexperienced
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May I have a tarot reading senpai? I'll give you one
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>>697885480
You can buy flavored lubes. Even some that have an... aphrodisiac kind of effect.
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>>697885227
Communication is the only way to change things. It could be that they're going through something that they haven't shared, and it's causing them to be distant and lash out. But the only way to find out is to bring up that it's bothering you and ask about it.

>>697885149
>>697885243
I'll take a foot massage. One time only offer.
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>>697885227
I had a similar situation, and the best thing to do keep that person away from you, because unshared feelings can be really toxic to the one who got the worse part of it.
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>>697863355
Double dubs, check'd

Might I get a tarot reading please?
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>>697885243
I got bills, though.

>>697885691
I wouldn't mind that at all. I may or may not have a foot fetish.
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>>697885855
Aww, looks like you got some of your own anyway...
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>>697885999
I'll rub them anyway to express my appreciation for the tarot reading you're going to do for me.

Just general, please.
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>>697885691
>>697885704
Hell, now I'm confused. I want to say something to them, but a close friend of mine that I've been talking to told me to just ignore them if theyre being an asshole, and he hasnt been wrong so far. Should I say something, or just continue ignoring, take some time away from it?
[spoiler] why cant I get dubs? I just want a fortune... [/spoiler]
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Should I try going for grad school? I keep waffling on it. It's not a particularly lucrative field but I'm not sure I'd enjoy work any more and I do kind of like academia. But I'm fucking horrible at math and it is a science.

Also I approve of the 2hus. Have some Mokou.
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>>697886162
I can tell you safely from experience that the best thing to do is to keep things cold and away from eachother, its gonna be worse for you otherwise buddy.
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>>697886183
what kind of science? if you go for a phd, will you get a stipend + will be fully funded by the school?
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>>697886162
>>697886377

Also i donate you my dubs, go get that reading, i had a bad one tonight.
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>>697885999
M-mind donating to me, then? I've sort of been trying all night.
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>>697886401
Linguistics. Most likely little to no stipend though I may have opportunity to TA. I simultaneously love and hate academia so I really don't know what the fuck to do.

Also I don't think I'm a bad enough dude to do a PhD. I'd probably just be going for a master's. PhDs are seriously fucking scary.
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>>697886792
What would you like to study?
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>>697886453
Not what I wanted to hear, but its the right thing. Thanks for the advice and the dubs Anon.
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>>697886792
Going the academia route is a tough road if you don't excel and have a passion for the subject. You may be fighting for a tenure-track position for years.

What's your backup plan if you don't go to grad school?
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>>697886154
Yay! Here you go~

>The Fool
This is the start of a journey of some kind. You're at the beginning-- in this case fool isn't an insult but more an indication of a lack of knowledge through inexperience.

>Ten of Wands
Great fortune that becomes a burden because of the constraints that come with it. A good example would be taking on a new project that makes you lots of money but eats up a lot of your time, though it's not necessarily that.

>Six of Swords
It'll balance out in the end though, your journey will be complete and your current worries will be long gone.

>>697886162
That can be solid advice, but only if the other person is attached enough to you that it will affect them. Otherwise, you'll just be sad when months go by and neither of you have spoken because they just don't notice or care.

>>697886183
I'd say go for it. Math is a skill that you can improve in, and it will do you nothing but good to turn that weakness into a strength.
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>>697886792
>little to not stipend

sounds like more loans
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>>697886553
rolling for you since you've been waiting all night
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>>697886183
Mokou a cute
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>>697887146
Thats exactly it, I have no clue. On one hand, I know for a fact that I'm one of their only friends, and we used to hang out a lot, but now, I really dont know how they feel about me any more. Maybe my fortune will cheer me up.
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>>697886553
Aww, why didn't you say so?

So, what'll it be? Focused or general?
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>>697887396
Good luck, Snake.
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>>697887396
Just carry on man, she is not interested in you as you pointed out, and you lingering on to her even as a close friend is gonna make things worse because love takes a while to evaporate. Keep things cold until you feel no thing for her anymore, then you can be friends. And remember that there lots of fish in the sea.
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New thread >>697887804
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>>697887146
*happily rubs your feet until you're satisfied*
How fitting that it's almost a continuation of the one I received on Monday. With that I'm off to bed though, sweet dreams when you get there. I'll probably stop by on Friday just for fun.
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>>697887396

Posted this one here >>697887905
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>>697887995
Ooh, ahh.. thanks, have a good night!

~Reimu
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