evening /b/ we're here, we're drunk, let's talk~
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
evening /b/
we're here, we're drunk, let's talk~
i was too hungover to drink more than a can of coors light today lol
>>697856746
Whats happening friend, sipping Leinies IPL
>>697856746
What would you do to this guy if you meet him?
knowing he is part of FreeMason cult where he provide Children to molest for cult members?
and he's Sharjah Ruler.
>>697856911
that's fair enough.. I think I actually passed out last time, I have a comfortable pair of arms.
>>697856977
Got the Natty Daddies tonite, cheers buddy~
>>697857018
Get an angry marine to rape his shit in a sex-rage, then probably make him felch a warm gallon of sweat outta Trumps' toupee
>>697856746
oh wow this is a first, i'm here not only on time but at the start!
Sup mah dude, i'm the dude that saves a pic from each thread of yours i'm in. how you been?
>>697857215
Where do you work?
>>697856746
There you are we had a nice feelings chat last tiem niceto see you
>>697857298
hey playa saver~ nothing much, just trying not to die in this fuckin' heat, fighting the good fight against try rot and dust
>>697857401
Hospital here in town, upkeep and cleaning along with helping with some patients
>>697857567
likewise, friend. Gotta tell ya, folks, I've been thinking about the future.. like, what the fucks gonna happen with either of these fig-nuts get hired for the big chair?
>>697857580
Very cool mi amigo
>>697857771
Our candidates are
The elite rich
or
The elite rich
Obligatory Sharpie in POOPER request once again...yes it's me
>>697856746
dude do you work? you are on here a lot...
>>697856746
Ayy it's you again, always a friendly face to see on /b/. Just wanted to say stay classy my friend and bottoms up! Got myself a lovely bit of sex on the beach to browse the thread for a bit and then calling it a night!
>>697857580
yeah man this heat is unbearable, although today i got hit with the dark clouds and mist. maybe tomorrow'll rain.
Thinking about making a sandwich and get me some vodka coke for this thread
>>697857774
it can be. I do need to figure out a new apartment in a few months, lease is up and I wanna live on my own again
>>697858001
and they're both so WEIRD looking, they're like Dick Tracy villains.. and neither of 'em sound good
>>697858016
did I get it?
>>697858030
I work day shifts now, it's not as much fun, the place is more populated and active
How many of these does it take to get drunk /b/
>plz halp
>I just wanna get drunks
Why are you so fat bearded man?
Can I drunk man answer the meaning of life?
>>697858044
absolutely, my man. Enjoy!
>>697858277
lucky buddy, the forecast calls for clear, yellow skies and 102 maxes for the next.. 4 days.
that is some damn fine choices, go for it, brother.
time for the music! this one's for you, pops~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9G0-4TWwew
You look alike a Spanish youtuber called Fripozo, I just clicked because I thought you were him
What are you drinking?
>>697858680
uhh, got some bad news for ya, dude.
>>697858764
rich living, it shows too much.. plus, I gain weight every time I have sex~
>>697858852
love, music and companionship
>>697859024
THAT'S the guy I was trying to remember the other nite. He looks cooler than me
I bet he's cooler than you.
>>697856746
What's up OP. What'd you do today?
How long have you been browsing 4chan
>>697859153
these natty daddy tallboys, 8 ABV and actually, kinda good
>>697859353
Gomez Addams? yeah, no doubt~ wish I could pull of a pencil mustache
Have you installed Gentoo yet?
If love, music and companionship is the meaning of life
What if I have none of that?
>This is a serious matter
Cheez-it white cheddar have a different package and when i ate them they kinda tasted different too, more like actual cheese
>>697858857
sadly i don't live in the states, so i got me some showers comin, i don't mind the rain now actually
>>697859543
Not to bad bro we just gor the steel reserve 40 oz 8.1% at my local liquor store in missouri. I'm drinking Shock Top
>>697859543
No, I meant Fripozo. Just joking, how do you know him? I guess someone else told you about your resemblance
>>697859391
paid some bills, replaced a light bulb, made appointments to get fitted, my friends are getting married in a few months. took a few shits, gave that show Strange Things a look, loved the opening titles~
>>697859395
since 2006, but I started doing this in 2013 or so
>>697859557
dude, last time I tried to even read about installing linux or unbuntu, my face caught on fire, I'm not terribly clever
>>697858391
what do you do for work? Cable installer bro here.
>>697856746
sup OP it's the guy from a few months back talking about how i needed to take a break from the drink for the sake of my liver
WELL happy to report, got totally clean for about 2 weeks, didn't touch a drop, got in great shape, ran twice a week, lost about 15 pounds
AND NOW!
i'm back on the syrup an couldn't be happier!
in the end, it was worth it, we ride ebb and flow of life's tide, can ya dig it?
pic related : drinking Walgreen's brand vodka tonight, cheers my friend, keep doing what you do, despite the edgy summerfaggots who call you a gaylord and what not
>>697859996
Have you always been a /b/tard
>>697859691
aww man, those're good. the local 711 has these hot chips, real flavorful!
>>697859734
Ireland, then?
>>697859755
Mmmm, orange beer, good choice~
>>697859857
that's the one. I didn't check out his content, I mean.. I couldn't, I don't know a ton of spanish. I'm more a ICWXP man, even if they take a month to upload something
more jams!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFFgbc5Vcbw
What do you think of antagonizing turtles?
>>697860421
So where do you get your liquor from a liquor store or the grocery store?
>>697860421
dude youre fucking awesome to be honest
>>697860026
Again, work at a hospital, orderly/janitor plus patient consultant.. actually had a sad time once, it uh, doesn't bear repeating just yet, lemme get drunker first
>>697860153
that is astoundingly good news, brother! gotta say, I'm proud of anyone that can take the wagon for two weeks, let alone a month. Enjoy yourself tonite, but don't get too nuts, hear me~?
>>697860196
dude, I'm a grown man.
>>697860421
Souther, i live in the poor country of poortugal, it's only like 1-2 days of rain
>>697860841
:^)
>>697860421
Great song op. Also you seem like a Cool /b/ro on having beer with and just to chat with cheers
>>697860026
Dude do you ever enter some fucked up homes? Let's hear the craziest home you've entered when going to install some cable! Got a story?
>pls
>greentext
>>697860428
I love turtles! there's a creek by a bridge I take to work, with the sun out, they've been hanging out in little groups on rocks, almost in size-ranging groups, it's fuckin' cute~
>>697860640
corner store, nigga, OG! besides, I checked prices on my poison, saves me about two bucks at the 24hr mart
>>697860695
thanks, brother!
>>697860841
Could you give a time stamp just for the fucks of it :^)
I have turtle too, but they antagonizing
What I do
>>697861266
C H E C K E D !
H
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C
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>>697861154
Nice :) I go to a liquor store on my way to college to get a soda and in the after school hours down a path is another liquor store :) where I get some good prices
>>697860986
yikes, that's a new one! usually get folks from europe or canada. How's things down south america? hope any of my fellow citizens haven't been hanging around, being dicks..
>>697861039
You done good, brother. Keep it up.. within moderation, o'course~
>>697861079
I'm feeling classic tonite, my dad's one of them guys. Big cars, old songs, hard-worker his whole life, I love him
>>697859168
What type of musooc do you listen to and do you make musiic
Hey OP you're cool
Is there anyway we could see you more often?
Like a Tumblr or something like that?
>>697861124
I work near Newark so yeah I have seen some shit. I can think of some stories this weekend. Got to go to bed soon, work in the morning.
>>697861266
of course~
>>697861325
shoot web!
>>697861551
the Spec's near here does a great shit-class gin from McCormick, but it actually seems to pack less punch than my pile of malt licka~
>>697861584
god damnit, it's in europe you damn fool!
i don't mind when people joke about my country honestly, i'm always up for a joke.
>>697856746
Hey man! I keep lookin for you but haven't seen you in a couple weeks. How you been?
what is reddit doing here.
an hero is needed
>>697860841
fuck dude I worked in a group home. I know that feel. Worked with the mentally disabled.
>>697862106
I get whatever I'm in the mood for LMFAO
>>697862103
Ok anon, have a good day at work tomorrow buddy. I'm off now until Saturday myself
>>697861584
Op just giving /b/ what they have needed for years. Just good positive vibes >>697862153
Leave you Tumblr faggot
Continue op, tell us more about your self. Anything
What is up hunter bro pack of shiners to go with cig here
>>697861720
I can play the drums and a bit of bass and guitar, but after a bad year and no practice, I have no 'quipment.. I'm apparently a decent singer. And I love all music with heart and a catchy tune, here lemme show ya another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNcXo7_b9M4
only cool song of this band I've heard, I WISH I could drum this one, but those constant ghost-note, fuck ME..
>>697862096
Maybe in a few more months, when I get settled in a new place, might have to start something of my OWN.
>>697862103
good man. Do bring some weird tales sometime though!
>>697862396
why tf is /b/ being so cucked rn, we do not accept neckbeard faggots from Redditor so gtfo you newfag spic
>>697862106
Going to bed already?
OP, having seen your threads for a few weeks now I want to say you seem like a pretty cool guy and I hope to some day share a bowl with you. Keep bringing positivity into the world.
What would your place be called OP
>>697862117
ooh.. shit, sorry~ are... are things good there?
>>697862126
heh, I'm DRUNK! and I'm doin' good, how about yaself?
>>697862273
you never know how fragile life is until you see it at its worst. These things happen, though
>>697862300
fuck YEAH, ya does. Shocktop's good though, very tasty with dinner
>>697862396
uh.. shit, I answer questions better, ask me one!
>>697862534
fuck, I could use a cigarette.. enjoy, my man!
>>697859671
>not having music
Heres a hot tip: youtube.com
>>697863046
>>>697862117
>ooh.. shit, sorry~ are... are things good there?
jesus fucking christ the autism in this one is just...
Hey OP i just want to say thank you for taking the time out of your night to talk to us. Keep being a cool guy
>>697856746
What do you think of Lexus RX 2016?
>>697863469
It is a shocking car that you will not own anytime soon.
Oh fuck, not this cringelord again...
>>697863046
Will do man. Also you waiting on any games to come out? I'm pretty hyped for no man's sky.
>>697863046
You play games on steam? If so what type
what is your fav mex beer?
A bottle of jäger and a half a box of Chappel Hill (05:52Am )
>>697863668
Leave beta faggot.
>>697863635
Why? how do you know?
>>697863046
no worries my dude, everythings good.
Yeah it's nice in here, although i'd prefer to get out of here, it's still nice.
>>697862613
do you just not have enough hours in the day to type out 'the fuck'?
>>697862798
I'll hold you to that. Once the drink fucks me up too much, I'ma have to switch to weed probably
>>697862854
hm.. Deep 13 Labs? God, I do need to pick a cool name, it's probably gonna be an efficiency, fits my needs.. hmmm
>>697863469
n'yehh.. too big
>>697863688
anything I could play on a Vive, tried it out at a friends and fuck ME! so many engaging possibilities. No Man's Sky is pretty hype, but it better be fun first. Also Cook Serve Delicious 2, fuckin' creator announced it nearly a year ago!
>>697856746
Nice pedophile outfit
>>697856746
Why do people believe this? It's always the same pictures and I've never seen a timestamp.
Timestamp or copypasta.
>>697864122
Fucking watching some vive game play now. I want one so fucking bad for hot dogs, horseshoes aamd hand grenades.
Hey how many of these will it take to get me drunk?
>>697863798
oh yus, mostly roguelikes, games of skill or big label shit. I'm busy on Mafia 2 and Dead Space 2, having a ball
>>697863853
Corona Extra~ big and powerful
>>697863861
yowza, you're gonna have a GREAT time!
>>697864088
got any choice locations to reach?
>>697856746
Why you so cringe fucking edge lord.
>>697864520
Wtf you doing here?
>>697864520
to live at, i honestly don't know although i'd prefer an english speaking country, but i'm thinking about england right now mostly because of my choice of studies.
Although i'm still with a foot back because of all the brexit thing.
on the other unrelated hand the drinks are now kicking in, whoooo
>>697864199
say it again! C'MAWN!
>>697864371
ohh man, RIGHT? when I played that space pirate game, I kept wishing I had to manually reload, I love challenges~
>>697864457
I'd think about two, but only if the first one doesn't knock you out
>>697864337
I've noticed this too.
>>697864520
Come on OP timestamp.
>>697865087
I'm gonna fap to this pic
Here ya go OP
>>697865073
dammit, every big place is having problems, eh? what's your major, friend?
>>697865118
see above!
>>697865340
yer goddamn right you is~
>>697864520
KYS
>>697865579
Kys
>>697865445
aww! it's cute, looks like if I was in steven universe or something~
oh shit, more music! I use an amplified copy of this as my alarm clock so now, every morning is a good morning to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk
>>697865799
buddy, you got that bitter beer face!
>>697865940
I'm a furious drunk mane
>>697865579
i'm studying genetics, my teachers have told me that england is the place to go since i'm thinking about taking my masters in bioinformatics.
>>697865579
Hi! You seem nice. Anyway. Are you thirsty?
>pic related
This is how I wanna die
>>697863046
Doin great man, hows the heat treating you?
>>697866058
a good profession! is that a marriage of human details and electronics?
>>697866094
wow, I can not make up my mind about how that might go!
>>697866109
ooh, not bad at all.. or like, they just watch you die with their tits out?
Hey buddy. Good to see ya again
>>697856746
how do i block this alcoholic faggot
>>697866308
I wish the heat was a person so I could run up on it while IT'S trying to relax on the porch and beat it to death with hammers and chains.
>>697866676
whoa boy, that ain't no postage stamp, is it~?
>>697866583
>>697866109
Idk haven't really thought it through...but it's a bunch of titties
>>697866308
Only cold darkness in the north
>>697866583
A life style of the damned
Only rape in the void
>>697866806
..you're askin' ME??
>>697866890
perhaps its the aftermath of a fatal orgy~
>>697866900
>>697867235
god, you're weird.
>>697867235
You pathetic fag
Why are you always here?
>>697856746
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Haha nope, may as well be though cause im about to be shipped outta this world
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>>697867330
Is your name , nick are you pickle? a nickel pickle
>>697867510
for fun!
>>697867535
what- am I part of the Da Vinci Code or something now?
>>697867540
shipped out?
>>697867540
Beware the jabberwock my son
>>697862106
why do amerrycans put the month b4 the day. You know days come first so why do you do it hmmm?
>>697867887
Because americans are stupid and still use the imperial system? xD
>>697867330
>>697867355
But gossam told me so!
>>697867757
nope, it's just my name~
>>697867820
and what about those FUCKIN' MOME RATHS?!
>>697867887
because of decisions made while we were putting this madhouse together?
>>697866871
It's crazy hot here in ATX too, though I'm glad to have left the humidity of N. Texas, you niggas need to plant some damn trees and get some shade goin in the plains.
>>697866900
Goddamn I would kill for a cool breeze, what's the thermostat say for you my friend?
hmm.. threads kinda dying out, that ain't fun
I did a full OP with shades and basic shapes like a basic turd
>>697868685
well why don't you tell us some stories of your life?
>>697868514
we had so much rain earlier and now it's just.. warm water for breathable air, we do need more trees..
>>697868817
Hah! I love it, fuckin' saved~
>>697868685
sorry man, alco engineer checking in, but I'm still at work, welding a fucking fan casing.
I'll be drinking in around 4 hours, but you'll be gone I'd imagine.
>>697867799
Shipped to looney toon land. Where the sun speaks my name and planet caravan is on permanent repeat
How do I reference a thread post with numbers?
New to 4chan
>>697868915
hm.. alright, I got a story to go with some music, it's about time I heard it again
so I was working as a chinese delivery guy, we went pretty far in every direction, and I had to go out to Prosper down a country road and I have a blow out with no spare. I call it in, Tony says he's headed my way and to wait with the order.. so we fix it up, I start heading home after all that when a voice seems to whisper "get out of the car, hurry." I stop, step out.. and I see the biggest sky of stars I ever seen just as a song hits my shuffle I got plugged in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vO2ohtYvJI
did you ever feel the universe click into place around you for a moment? It was.. unspeakably gigantic-feeling.
did you get pokemon go?
Where can we reach you again OP?
>>697869588
Yea looking at the stars in underrated
>>697869140
sorry brother, can't keep a thread going that long and I really should be in bed by then. Better luck next time though, stay safe!
>>697869211
so like, a nuthouse? this is a song lyric, I should get this and I'm noooot..
>>697869740
fuck no, I kinda missed out on pokemon back in the day, and I'm sick of hearing my roommates talking about their finds, its so booooring.
>>697869770
well, I mean.. I've got a steam account, but I use it for single-player games and chat.
>>697869588
yeah man, love to look at the stars at my house, sometimes i wonder why i haven't learned the constelations, atleast the most common ones
>>697870130
all good man. I just made this for you, no pun intended man. Stay cool. Speak soon.
>>697856746
Oh shit OP, waddup. It's Mead bro here. I'm not drinking tonight but I'm always up for a good chat
Cervesa
You smoke weed?
I await Deep13Labs OP
>>697869953
>>697870246
it was mid-winter, sky was real clear and huge. I felt an ancient happiness in my heart.
alright, another story, this is one I'm turning into a stand-up story. I was at my first apartment, leaving for work (at the same chinese place, actually) and I turn to lock the door when I see the strangest thing I ever seen, a midget walkin' a poodle. And I mean like, a standard or something, poofy and almost steed-sized, like he was about to ride that dog off into the miniature sunrise. And he waves at me too, like "Morning!" and I'm like " whoa.." so, I turn to head up the hall to the parking lot, when I spot the guy across the way from me for the first time.. he looks JUST LIKE ME.
men in black photo shop artist/ porn shop worker back again. what up bro? shit has been shitty on my end. moms in the hospital again but at least i got beer
>>697863386
thanks doc
>>697870766
fantastico! good to see ya, friend
>>697870825
delicious cervesa~ I don't, but I may some day. I think the next story's gonna be about my experience with my friend O'hara's vaporizer
>>697870838
heh, I promise it'll happen
So I see this guy, and he gives me a look of like "MY COVER'S BEEN COMPROMISED" and heads back into his place. I feel real scared now, like that was strike two, strike three's gonna shatter my mind. So I hurry inside, lock the door, deadbolt, and call up my boss, telling him to get Tony to cover my shift, it's just looking way too strange out there. I went to my room and hid under the bed for like, five hours~
Sake/Austin bro here.
How are you bud? Haven't seen you in a while.
How's life?
Tell us about you. Got a girl? a guy? Do anything interesting lately?
>>697856746
>tips fedora
>>697871141
hellfire, that's not good.. she gonna be alright, if I might ask?
>>697871485
orale, welcome back! Life could be better, but it could be worse.. and yeah, I gots the missus, and uh.. nothing too interesting, other than cooking curry from scratch. Coulda been spicier
>>697871948
broken hip. got her surgery and 2 days later is back up and walking thankfully. they wouldnt operate right away because they found THC in her blood, but she doesnt smoke....
and i'm done with my drink and imma prolly hit the hay, playa saver will retire, any pic you wish for me to save especially for this day?
>>697871948
I wasn't being a dick with my weld man, we all wear the faggot badge round here.
This will support a 500 diameter rotor spinning at 5000rpm, welded in your honor, while slightly intoxicated.....
>>697856746
Bud light and shower as usual. Well not bud light tonight southern comfort and coke but it'll do
>>697872137
oh goddammit, what's up with that? they worried she's gonna wanna watch Adult Swim during the surgery? Glad she's on the mend, hope she gets outta there quick, I hate how long some people wind up staying..
>>697872150
take your choice, bro~ maybe my timestamp for wagon-san up above
>>697872347
wow! damn man, that's pretty damn cool.. thanks! stay careful on the job, buddy
>>697872376
hohhh, that it WILL.
we need some hot jams!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZ5yyLF4sk
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>>697872720
can you post a pic of your bare ass?
>>697872720
and saved, good night my dude, and all the /b/ros out here, my drunk ass is going to bed.
peace out!
>>697872720
she comes home a week from monday thank fuck. i hate those places. and thank you kindly. raise one for her, cause i know she would if she could.
>>697873060
no way bro, that's private stock!
>>697873172
pass out comfy and restfully, buddy, I'll see ya!
>>697873416
Here's to your mom.
and all moms out there, the single hardest job on the planet.
>>697872720
I'm feeling the music fam. Next drinks for you. Getting toasty in here but that's the best part. cold drinks, hot shower and your threads = good times
>>697873687
fuckin a. thanks bro. if she could see this she'd say fuckin a too. have a good night. i gotta shut this place down! hate when she scares me like that! i got her tenacity though. we all keep on goin, bring your A game if you want to take us down
>>697874063
I was actually so busy doing this and laundry that I've been neglecting my drink! I still got four more tallboys to to go~
>>697874177
it is never over, that's my motto. Best of luck with the mom and hope you close up nice and quick. g'nite brother~
MORE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMmLAzcNd4
I live 25 min drive from the nearest gas station...
Wish i had some beer D:
Take a sip and drink it for Washington
This is my first time seeing you (unless I just never noticed before) and you seem super chill. Always been this way, gradual change, or a life alerting event that made you this way?
>>697874927
there are better ways to deal with warts!
>>697875097
ooh, vicious.. hope you can grab a booze sometime soon, here's to Washington!!
and I've always kinda been like this, with middle school being the exception, that sucked
>>697856746
Jesus fucking christ this autismo is still making the stupid fucking threads?
Your pics are better for cringe threads
>>697856746
So op
If we're gonna be friends I need you to come clear
My sis, would or wouldn't you fuck her?
How and why?
All I've got is a little of this disgusting shit left
>>697875731
bitch, you just jealous that you lack charisma~
>>697875818
wouldn't, I already got an excellent lady I answer to. Besides, is the internet a good place to figure that out?
>>697875931
yargh! best of luck, I hope you got some chaser
>>697875818
Not op, but I'd let her touch my wiener.
Drinking Jim Beam, same shit different day.
I'm high can I still talk?
>>697874575
I feel. Multi tasking and drinking is a tough task for me. Either I drink then get things kinda done or i get things mostly done and then drink.
>>697875426
I'm happy for ya, life's worth livin this way ain't it?
Do you have any pets?
i'm drunk, high and drank 8 redbull and feel like i'm going to die
>>697875731
>>697875731
ditto
this fag is ugly
who keeps posting this douche
>>697876095
why ya doing this?
lonely?
>>697856746
dude you're such a fucking loser for doing this. i hate you and people who enjoy shit like this.
B I L E
I
L
E
>>697876095
Lmao Kool Aid like a nigger
Youd be suprised how well it works
This shit is horrible but god damn it does the trick
>>697876435
I imagine you violently masterbating while posting this
It makes me kek
>>697856746
are you still there?
you look familiar..like I've seen you befoe
>>697876140
I think it's cuz all the roommates are in the living room, taking up space. Two of 'em are doing invitations for the impending wedding
>>697876150
it is indeed. I don't at the moment, but I had two cats over my adult life, both from kitten. One was a tortie named Shuko, she was an adventurer, but once she got hungry, she got real wakey-upey about it. Zappa was my last cat, he's a good boy, grew up with his brother that my friend O'hara owned, but he was a bad boy, coulda owned his own little leather jacket. Got a piece of his ear bitten off when he got in a bad fight, he was real quiet that nite.. I thought he was hurt bad, but more just ashamed he lost.
>>697876128
YEAH!
>>697876245
take a piss and get some rest!
>>697876402
because it's fun.
>>697876493
oh no buddy, I'm into it~ what flavor kool-aid?
>>697876774
HA! LOL
>>697876853
yep!
>>697877149
how long you been going on /b/ for?
>>697877375
I think since late 2012? Just love being up late, shooting the breeze with strangers, and does it get stranger than /b/?
>>697856746
I hate your threads. Your a dull, lonely man.
>>697876870
This makes me wanna get a cat
Sounds rewarding
I think the thread is about finished.
closing thoughts, anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>697878049
Your
>>697877749
what is your favourite whiskey brand my dude
>>697878223
Yins
>>697878131
I will look for your face next time I make a beer run into town
Nice meeting you sir!
>>697878235
Old Grand-dad, shit is strong and tasty! you?
they're watching Man from UNCLE, lights out~
>>697878403
Yaive?
>>697878543
I like the old number seven myself
>>697856746
talk? srsly? what do you ever talk about besides drinking?
>>697878651
but right now I am doing Fiskshots, I like the minty aftertaste.
>>697878131
I see these threads all the time but never comment.
You are awesome, keep being awesome man.
>>697878651
also a lovely choice! what's got you up this late, mm?
>>697878738
you must be new here
>>697878744
sweet! just like Rumpleminz~
>>697879152
It is actually 7:41 here in sweden so yeahh
>>697877749
things used to be even stranger ten years ago when my friend showed 4chan to me in high school
I didn't go on for years up until recently
things have changed
for one: no chubby/fat girl threads
two: no threads with black girls, /b/ was far more racist back then
three: even what your doing would not be considered acceptable years ago
but I digress
I don't mind the change
>>697879341
oh hell! well.. hej! Tack, bra, for showing up~
>>697879448
it's got its uses, but these days, I just don't know
>>697856746
Hello alcoholic beard man... how is the weather down there? I'm freezing over here man... and how about your dog? Cause you have one right?
>>697879704
gone are the day when it used to be jailbait
>>697879704
Well I am off to doing things. I hope you keep having a great night my good sir!
>>697856746
Hey dude, drinken some 39ct beer. Got off my shift an hour ago and iam still just to awake for the time. It's 7:47 am in germany and iam so fucking tired but can't sleep. Factories really fuck with your head.
>>697879967
there's a dog in the place, but it ain't mine. And yeah, it's fuckin' hot outside, I hate having to use the AC this much.. where the heck're you?
>>697880043
and totally sweet chiptunes on flash files!
>>697862565
>
dayum did you pawn your gear? or was it stolen? it is truly a low point to lose one's music gear, i know that feel
>>697857771
Fuck, you're insufferable.
>>697880273
actually, the bass got stolen but yeah, had to hawk my stuff to keep from getting homeless.. bad times, to be sure
I miss Brunhilda and Sophia the 3rd.
>>697880380
I'M A GAW-DAMN MECHANICAL SPIDER!
>>697880606
holy fuck nickel where have ya been? my beer hasn't been tasting the same since you left
See ya next time guys, it's been a pleasure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>697877149
>>697880606
It was that sharkleberry fin man
I dont even know how old but it worked
>>697880991
dammit! every time I'm about to head out.. I've been fine, buddy, how've you been?
..so, should I stick around?
>>697881686
plz
>>697881184
pretty good
I was going to hassle OP for being such a fag and polluting /b/ with this shitposting, but I figure if you legitimately have no better form of human interaction available to you than getting drunk and posting photos of yourself on /b/, you're already in hell.
How old are you? Are you seriously planning on living like this for several more decades?
Do you have any plans at all to improve your life, or is this as good as your life will ever get?
I wouldn't be able to live like that.
>>697876870
Wedding for you? If so congrats! I'll drink to that.
>>697881791
good to know! how's things?
>>697881904
wow, that's a heavy dose, I just do this for fun when I'm not working or planning to move. Since switching to day shift, I have more nite-time to kick around, I just do this for fun.
>>697867799
Wouldn't it be more fun to meet women and get laid?
>>697881686
sharpie in pooper
>>697881686
Slightly drunken engineer checking in, made it home.
You like bass? I play a bit, check this cover out man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X52hIPmyX_s
>>697882109
SSHHH! the girlfriend has already got that wild look in her eye whenever she sees kids, I don't need her wanting to get married until I get enough money saved up.. naw, it's my roommates
>>697882138
why are you asking
you know the answer
No more shitty vodka left
Onto devils lettuce
>>697882380
what kind?
>>697856746
This fag again.
>>697882138
she'll get pissed if I text her at this hour, c'mon man
>>697882258
god, I love progressive rock.. some kickass bass work too! that one's a bit outside of my skills, but I used to be good at slap~
>>697882380
Let's get PUFFY!!
>>697882304
You drunk yet I just finished 3 bottles of shock top
>>697882502
Not sure
Its a mix of multiple
Breddy dank tho
>>697882630
Check this guy out man.
All of his stuff is fucking note perfect, I'd say he could challenge any of the greats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lx8SADj9C4
I been at it about 8 years, cant even keep time with this dude.
>>697882630
Way ahead of ya
>>697881686
Would plead for yes, but iam going to bed so idc who's online for the next 4-10hours. Sorry buddy, had a night shift and saw your thread to late. Maybe, someday, we'll meet in person to kill the beer supply of some Bars. Good night drunkard, have a good and gentle hangover. Much love.
Well best of luck to you on that. Buy her a puppy or something like that so you can save yourself from the look. Tell the roommate I Saud congrats and a shot of southern comfort to them from showerbro.
>>697882691
I'm almost 75 oz of high test into the nite, yer goddamn right I'm buzzing! but I got another 75 here, that could do some lasting damage!
>>697882868
I miss when people were famous for musical skill..
also, SHOUT OUT TO JERRY! he'll know it~
but yeah man, the best music is like this, good choice
>>697882982
hang on now, I might have me a second wind here!!
>>697883211
Sorry nickel, been up for 20 hours, need my bed now. Good night! If you plan on having a trip to germany, come to mannheim and we'll kill some! Good night friend.
>>697883211
same here man, I grew up playing sabbath bass lines in my room.
Geddy fuckin lee man, steve harris, fucking GEEZER.
Listen to the amount of bass work there really is in war pigs man, blew my mind learning it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWsw0ft3xT0
>>697883517
saved it, I will make it happen somehow! look for the hat and glasses, we'll knock 'em down! g'nite, meine freunde
>>697883608
aw man, Chris Squire of Yes was my inspiration.. fuckin' LOVE this song and that fella is killing it!
>>697881904
Dudes a carless bum whose doesn't even have a job it's alll a lie
>>697883886
For you
Eat your veggies
>>697884287
Nice! fuckin' like your style.
>>697883886
Fuckin loved Yes man. Lemmy and geezer had me from the start, cliff burton too.
The world has gone all to fuck musically.
Again, I can't express how much I love this dude, I play this throw my 100w bass amp. His playing has literally made me cry more than once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmhROcZVNGM
Better eat your veggies you silly goose
@here post this link on the fourms any fourms wellcome to unofficial /b/ chat go nuts
https://discord.gg/GJAu3
no cp plz
pic not related
Lets talk on here
V e g g i e s
>>697884482
man, that tone is amazing! god dammit, Eagles oughta scoop this guy up.. and what's with that background?
>>697884515
uh oh, somebody's gettin' fab~
>>697884890
he "collects horror related items", I fucking love this dude man, look him up on youtube, he's fucking covered everything, in his room of horror.
Changing it up, what you think of this one? It engaged me somewhat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYxnvNCwo8
alright, I musta missed some sugars today or something, I'm crashing hard. you kiddos take care of yourselves, I'll see ya next time~
nothin' but love for ya!
>>697884890
i think you are a cool dude Nickel. some people mad they cant be as cool as you.
some men just like to watch the world burn
>>697885160
admit it, it was the sick ass bass lines man.
later fella, sleep well.
Hey it's you
>>697886952
ill thank you for him, that's cool man.
