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Prove you're an oldfag in 5 words or less
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I am an old fag
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Miley Cyrus.
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>>697841720
Mods are asleep.
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>>697841887
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>>697841887
I believe it
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>>697841887
Nice doublez
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>>697841720
Cracky chan is queen

Also /b/ was never good
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>>697841922
post niggers
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Candy ass roody poo aids
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Eye in mouth girl
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Roody-poo.
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shoop da woop
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If you try to prove you're an oldfag you're a newfag
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check em you dip
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>>697841720
That's a good looking boy
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Brb soup

Shoop da woop
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>>697841720
What the Rock is cooking?
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i miss the word filters
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>>697842184
If you try to say, "trying to prove you're a oldfag makes you a newfag." makes you a summerfag.
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>>697842108
new faggot get out
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Lets raid tom green
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I love you moot
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I'm cringing at this thread
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Out. For. A. Walk... bitch.
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>>697842463
When you say "'trying to prove you're a oldfag makes you a newfag.' makes you a summerfag" make you the newfag
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>>697841720
Get off my lawn
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>>697842133
2011 is not oldfag
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>>697842779
Fuck off faggotry nigger
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>>697842779
When you say "'trying to prove you're a oldfag makes you a newfag.' makes you a summerfag make you the newfag."Means that you're a summer/new fag......
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have a seat
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I used Napster in college
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>>697843231
pretty much our dad is here
but he is cool for a niggerati
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Fuck you
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>697841720
Triforce?
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habeeb it
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wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>697843742
why, stop, go home, think about what you've done
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>>697841720
I BACKTRACED IT
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>>697841720
The game
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This is an ass sandwich.
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>>697844211

what's it made of?
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>>697844354
Ass and shit.
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roody poo
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New fags can not triforce
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>>697841720
Reply or your mom dies.
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roody poo
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What happened to snacks?
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I been here all summer
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>>697841720

All hail Queen Boxy.
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>>697843703
no
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Operation Blackout was a failure.
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I'm crescent fresh.
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rooty poo
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>>697841720
does 2007 count?
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>>697844722

>icanhascheezburger.com

>Not only a newfag, but a normie.

>GET THE FUCK BACK TO 9FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>
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Let's go post on something awful
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THRUST VECTORING OWNS THE SKIES
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Teen Bestfriends Ads
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white whale holy grail
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PUDDI PUDDI
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>>697841720
fuck you shit bitch...there
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>> sage for id heaven
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>>697841720
I've been here all summer.
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lol based mod
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Hello, do you have battletoads?
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>>697841720
why does this thread have music?
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the pool is closed.
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>>697845463
OH, GOD IT'S PLAYING AGAIN!
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>>697841720
â–²
▲▲
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Anyone remember alex?
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Rawr xD
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>>697841720

This aint no harambe meme...
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>>697841720
a cat is fine too
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>>697845439
Omrts >
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>>697841720
You, sir, are and idiot
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PUDDI PUDDI
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Sage
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I smell cunt
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>>697846151
>capital S
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Jim Profit
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New computer so I have no reaction for this music. So you get this newface.

>:^O
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>>697845804
I guess not. No one remembers a great thing like that.
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>>697846009
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blackup
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>>697841720
Don't mess with football.
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Pudding
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>>697841720
Calgon take me away
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hidden archives in photos
gmask
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>>697843226
When you say "'trying to prove you're a oldfag makes you a newfag.' makes you a summerfag make you the newfag."Means that you're a summer/new fag Which means you're an new fag
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>>697847037
also "ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
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>>697841720
wtf this thread plays music
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%triforce
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>>697841720
my fingerbox is the best
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puddi puddi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA
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I'll do it in one. Bazinga
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Hi addy :^)
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I am not an oldfag
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WHICH IMAGE IS PLAYING THE MUSIC
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Milhouse
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anyone have the shaveballs thread, ive been looking for it for a while now
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This isn't /i/ trolls, this is /b/
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Toaster steve
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I'll form the Head
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>>697842184
when you use newfag like that you are not an oldfag
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wat is means oldfag?
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>>697847754
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>>697848208
an old person. like someone who is chronologically advanced in years.
>oh wait, I get it --- you were proving you were an oldfag by not knowing what
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>>697841720
The Pixies are cool
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>>697848499
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>>697841720
The Quik-E Mart Is really... doh!
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>>697845348
now thats going back
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>>697845733
jap music
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twinkie house
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Red leader Standing By
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i like love on miley on the radio heheh
ha HAHA
HOOHOOHAHAHAHA

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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page 16
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Let's start an F40PH thread.
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>>697841720
ill be there in 5min
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Battletoads
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Never furget
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I'm too ashamed to admit I've been here since 2006 and retained or made nothing of value. I fucking hate this place but once you'receive here you'really here forever. I'm still waiting on snacks to come back.
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This modem can do 56k
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Newgrounds
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the narwhal bacons at midnight
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>>697849176
"I've been here since 2006"
there's your 5 words or less
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all your base are belong
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Is this the krusty crab?
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>>697841720
No.
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Touchdown Thurman Thomas.
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Pucker up buttercup
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>>697849258
LeReddit Army is here!
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>>697847899
kek
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what the fuck is happening?????
why is there music playing in this thread?
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>>697845463
I can't even._.this is fucking creepy.
I've just heard puddi puddi a second before I've read your comment.
And I don't know where it came from.
Maybe I'm just hallucinating tho.
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YLYL used to be funny.
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WHERE IS THIS FUCKING MUSIC COMING FROM!
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>>697847538
Nah mang, I have the limited edition fungerbox from Alaska made of Ice
Only six were made
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A COPY OF YOU POST HAS BEEN PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY PHOTO PAPER
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>>697849344
DUN DUN
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4chen found out who these kids were, and posted all their info and then emailed every news outlet after 6 kids posted a video of them beating some foreign exchange student and then posting it on YT.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/01/16/video-of-beating-posted-on-youtube-prompts-police-investigation/
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>>697841720
I am the cancer killing b
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Give. No. Shit. Anymore.
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I'm such an oldfag
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>>697849662
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no
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>>697850128
I know who M00T is
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no soup for you
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>>697850376
hawt
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>>697850516
...how?
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1
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I was here before milhouse was a meme
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>>697841720
you are a new fag
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TOTSE was the original /b/.

FUCK ALL YALL!!! YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON TOTSE!!
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make. it. stop.
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>>697850605
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Pool's Closed
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>>697850605
Pedo, I have backtaced this
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>>697849527
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Remembering Puddi makes you oldfag now? k..
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>>697850879
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Where's my ipod?
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>>697850794
oldfag detected
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Check out my activated almonds
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>>697841720

Fuck off you candyass roodypoo.
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>>697851062
oldfag right back at you! /wink

Miss me some NightOps... yay for having the entire catalog of TOTSE posts.
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>>697850301
Are you the hacker known as 4chins?
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wat the rock is coooking
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>>697841720
Sage goes in all fields
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I remember happy negro
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I'll Just Leave This Here.
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I don't believe it
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welcome to the salty spitoon
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>>697848819

did this chick ever have nudes
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>>697841720
WT SNACKS DIED FOR THIS
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>>697849832
im wondering the same thing..
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Be honest: where were you when the towers fell on September 11th 2001?Be honest: where were you when the towers fell on September 11th 2001?Be honest: where were you when the towers fell on September 11th 2001?
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>>697841720
Winrar
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>697852222
>My First Quads.
>Old Fag
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Reddit tumbler 9gag Facebook vine
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YOU ARE BOTH SUSPENDED
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>>697853006
>te] [Auto] Updating...
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Natalie Portman, naked and petrified.

/. oldfag, five-digit uid
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>>697852261

HABEEB IT
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Bring back wt snacks
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Bitch I might /b/ :^)
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Coocamonga
Keokuk
Seattle
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Cardstand.
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WHY IS THERE SOUND FROM THIS THREAD!
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>>697853691
>>697853691
newfag detected
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>>697845463
1. Create bookmark.
2. Paste this

javascript:document.querySelector("#m697845463 iframe").style.display="block";

3. Watch your life disintegrate.
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>>697853913
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>>697853913
>javascript:document.querySelector("#m697845463 iframe").style.display="block";
Fucking chrome disables javascript injection because they're cunts. You're going to have to F12 that shit and use the developer tools. it's worth it though
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Lel
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So, I herd u liek .....


Damn 5 word limit....
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>>697841720
Trips names my new pipe.
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>>697854935
Listening to this while shit posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewAbxtDCZlU
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SNACKS
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>>697845733
>>697847284
>>697847754
>>697849662
summerfag
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I have a fingerbox
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>>697855515
For anybody wondering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
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>>697841720
op is a faggot
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Came from Gaia in 2006
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>>697841720
The cancer that is killing /pol/
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1st
>why the puddi
2nd
>I recognize that gay blowjob
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>>697841720
ama doin it rite? fuck
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Can't, joined in 2015
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THE PUDDI WONT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>697841720
Midget. Scat. Bondage. Porn.
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I am an old fag
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before The Rock started cooking
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the pool is closed
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/b/ WAS NEVER GOOD, FAGGOT
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>>697841720
lol wurt?
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we knowed Moot when he was Christopher Poole
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>tfw I open this thread and the puddi puddi song is playing
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over9000 thousand~
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Backtracking that ip
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it usually takes a mattress
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>>697841720
2016 memes and banana spam
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>>697860036
due to aids bobba
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>>697841720
Niggers tongue my anus
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i posted post 52
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â–²
▲▲
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>>697861187
i am a newfag still
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>>697860444
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tabs24x7
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I'm an oldfag
â–²
▲▲
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Desu desu desu
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O shit waddup
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Pray for harambe
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<-- this :^)
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Anonxmlus
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itty bitty baby
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w w w . A N O N T A L K . c o m
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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I'm pretty sure I like mudkipz.
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>>697863337
Roody poos everywherez
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Remember this guy?
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>>697848546

5 Guys?
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Now, everybody from 2 thousand and 3
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me
Everybody from 2 thousand and 3, put your motherfucking hands up
Look, look

Now, while OP stands tough
Notice that OP did not have his hands up
This cuckchan's got you gassed up
Now, who's afraid of the Big Bad Mod
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
1 Chan, 2 Chans, 3 Chans, 4
4 Chans, 3 Chans, 2 Chans, 1
8 chan, 4 chan, 2 chan, none
This guy ain't no motherfucking oldfag
I know everything he's 'bout to say against me
I am old, I am a fag
I do live in a basement with my mom
My boy Moot is a cuckolding fag
I do got a dumb friend named Anonymous
Who banned himself from his own board
I did get saged by all of you fags!
And I did fuck Moots girl!
But I'm still standing here screaming "fuck the OP"
Don't ever try to judge me, OP!
Cause' you don't know what the FUCK I've been through!
But I know something about you
You went to reddit, that's a gayass site.
What's the matter, fag, you embarrassed?
This guy's a seal? His real name's John
And John lives at home with both parents
And John parents have a real good marriage
This OP don't wanna battle, he's shook
Cause ain't no such things as halfway edge
He's scared to death, he's scared to look in his fucking yearbook
Fuck OP!

Fuck the beat, I'll go a capella
Fuck 4chan, fuck a mod, fuck MOOT, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a fucking oldfag! I say it proudly
And fuck this site, I don't wanna stay, I'm outtie.
Here, tell these anons something they don't know about me
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>>697864299
brb, consulting my meme charts
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>>697845463
thx 4 tip
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>>697845463
i was just listening to this and it mixed surprisingly well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb1pavdJ1rs
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>>697852433
Thanks doc
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>>697841720
Lime Wire, Share Bear, IRC
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Hands free fapping
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>>697841720
b was never funny
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>>697841720
By not posting in this thread, generally.
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>>697841720
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>>697842184
>5 words or less
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>>697854929
Underrated post
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>>697841720
Pool's closed
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>>697841720
>diamond is the hardest metal
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'Too soon' 'finger box'
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Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse
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>>697841720
WHAT THE FUCK.
The very moment I looked at this thread page Puddi Puddi theme started playing. What the actual fuck.
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Some body recorded Caseyface private cam?
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"STOP CALLING ME A HOMO"
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Troublemaker.org
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Heaven was fucking cash niggers.
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>>697868060
Tfw nobody here has been on that long, or would understand that reference.

I salute you oldfag
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Cumbox
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one does not simply walk into A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY
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>>697868187

PUDI PUDI PUDY

which one of you faggors broke into this site? thanks!
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DUN DUN
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Stickam raid thread
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>>697868187
idk man but it's entertaining at least
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>>697868187
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Pool's closed.
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If you're even remotely old you'll know exactly who this is
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
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>>697841720

Ron Paul everybody!
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Only old fags can Crystal
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>>697841720
Tits or gtfo
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Bring back Snacks, and beer.
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>>697841720

Disregard that, I suck cocks.
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I'm 21 now, 3 years into college, and i DISTINCTLY remember my brothers girlfriend showing me /b/ when they were both 19-20, he's 28 now. so that would make me about 13, which means i've been here for 8 years. 2008 mufucker. and i was an EXTREME newfag,

i remember i didnt know what noko meant, back before responding didnt keep you ITT, and i remember saying to someone at the age of 14 "you're a really cool guy noko, i always see your posts on here and it cracks me up!" and i was dead fucking serious. people mustve gotten a kick out of that
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>>697868060
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>>697841720
Shoe on head, please.
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>>697841720
OP claiming ID
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>>697868456
Heaven was 2011. Not oldfag.
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Total fark
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ninteteen
five
thirteen
expect us
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>>697841720

2.5 million JET GET
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Press this for a disk tray
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>>697845085
not that old but still...one of my favorites ever

i think that honestly has become old...most on here wouldnt know it these days
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>>697869436
Pudi
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>>697841720
you gotta remagnetize the hdd
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>>697842108
> not know how dubs works
> calling it 'doublez'
You dumb fucking newfag.
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>>697841720
there is only newfags here
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check my dubs
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Too old for this shit
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Moot hates Aussies ruining /pol/
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turned my almonds on
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>>697853393

TWINKIE HOUSE!
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