faces of /b/ and rate
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faces of /b/ and rate
>>697837576
8/10 looking good
>>697837777
Quads=truth
>>697837576
Get a haircut (pay more than 20 bucks for it)... easy 9/10.
>>697837892
the canadian...
>>697837576
7
>>697837576
Why do you need the approval of random strangers on the internet? What has happened in your life, casuing you to have such low self esteem?
Do your worst mother fuckers
roast me please
Peasants
>>697838847
can someone crop that woman into a larger image
>>697837679
nice eyebrows
Everyone here is suspiciously attractive.
hey guys
>>697839394
/b/eer goggles
rate :^)
>>697839524
That bad?
>>697839394
ikr it's almost as if...
>>697839538
try not to look so angry
you look nice I guess
keep growing your beard
>>697839780
Nope
>>697839355
kek thank you anon
>>697840084
holy balls
who is that
>>697840151
you look like you have a great pain on your left shoulder
I think im like an 8/10
>>697840096
I shaved it,thats me now :^)
What up sluts?!
>>697840151
Loaf of bread/10
>>697840194
Joel Dumbledore
Worlds cutest twink
>>697840096
I shaved it,thats me now :^))
>>697840246
Just got back from the gym so yeah a little bit
>>697840269
all right ^^
but don't forget to smile
>>697840441
I thought you would get it
turn your picture next time
>>697840380
thanks
>>697840464
what are you my fucking mother? kill yourself stupid happy faggot
>>697840271
id bang if you were older than 13
>>697840643
Im not actually sure why its sideways. Its upright on my phone.
>he doesnt use snapchat filters because he isnt with the 'normie' movement.
hows the virginity going for you?
>>697840838
BLACK VEIL BRIDES FAMILY <3
OLI SYKES IS BAE <33
fucking emo slut
>>697840769
it's the drugs dude
calm your tits
>>697840967
only other pic
>>697838634
I like beer and you?
Having dinner with spoodermin
>>697840868
Im 26 lol
>>697841185
I'd bang if you listen to quality metal
>>697841064
nice pussy you got there
bet yours is hairier
>>697841215
bangable af then
>>697841215
Shame
guess ethnicity and i ll post gf nudes
>>697841215
Prove it
Hopefully this one isnt sideways
>>697841454
Nigger
>>697841292
ofc
what do You like?
>>697841490
What the fuck
>>697841490
srsly
>>697841454
white male
>>697841602
Fucking scooby doo mystery going on
>>697841461
Prove that im 26?
I aint showing no license nigga.
I was born december of 1989 do the math
>>697837576
8/10
>>697837679
7/10
>>697837892
9/10
>>697838064
8/10
>>697838385
0
>>697838634
Shia
>>697838847
Connor McDavid
>>697839394
love your eyeliner
>>697840838
>5 kids
>single
>goverment check
>3 baby daddies
>Church on sundays
>Looking for a good man
Face is pretty, vagina probably rekt
>>697840432
Shaved wot m8? The middle of your unibrow?
>>697841686
use less make up
Testing to see if this will be oriented correctly
>>697841528
Gojira,Tool,Mastodon,Primus,Leprous,Maiden etc
I have a cock tho
>>697841825
check the thread you nigger,im the guy with the beard knot
>>697840271
Nice mental illness m8.
Would go gay for/10
>>697841825
he meant his last post you dump fgt
>>697841906
you have a crazy view
I like that
>>697842092
Mental illness?
Im a girl...im not a trap
>>697841860
better?
>>697840151
feminine head shape and facial features
negative canthal tilt
head narrow as fuck
long philtrum
do you have ears?
tiny neck
5/10
>>697842201
yes
I like girls with their natural faces, not that camouflage on them
>>697841920
nvm
let's meet and listen to music then
Hey guys
>>697842192
Oh, so you're just a bored dude roleplaying, how bland.
It would have at least been exciting if you pretended you were a trap.
>>697842483
you look like a preety sweet girl (I hope so)
and you may have some mental disorder
any psycho backgrounds?
>>697842677
I have social phobia and im a dirty tranny if those count
>>697842192
>Im a girl..
you know the rules...
rate me girls,im a nice guy I swear
>>697842755
5/7
>>697841686
>>697841860
>>697842201
>>697842332
Uhh whats going on?
>posts pic with literally hardly any nakeup aside from mascara
>"use less makeup"
>posts pic of more makeup
>"thats better"
Confirmed posting and replying to herself and acidentally postibg the heavier makeup photo second instead of first....
Oopsie lol
>>697842755
Ms. Potatoery Spudchucker
>>697842650
Im not roleplaying faggot.
What are you 12? There are girls everywhere on here. Sorry to burst the bubble on your little boys club
Did anyone save/screenshot the title image for a faces of /b/ thread from a few days ago?
The thread was 404'd before I could check it
>>697842914
Fuck your rules
>>697842900
00 dubs
show us your tits
tranny with a nice face?
fk
>>697840271
Beautiful.
waifu material
>>697843203
tits or gtfo
you forgot the rules
>>697843267
not mine
the internet created them
fuck you
>>697843025
KEK
>under-rated
>>697843021
theres a difference betwean cake face and the second picture, also i aint samefaggin you fucking faggot
Rate me plz
>>697843276
My boobs are nonexistant tho, but whatever
>>697843477
Install your fucking JAVA UPDATE FAGGET!!!!
>>697842483
can easily tell ur a man from just looking at your hand, nice try tho you look very much like a girl
>>697843546
10/10 so btiful
>>697843576
well
now I know
thanks for the information
how do you live with your kind?
faggots
>>697843372
I didnt forget. I just dont give a fuck.
>>697843425
No the internet did not. It was just some random neckbeard in his basement who was upset that the girls were taking over his 4chan so he raged and decided to make up that faggy rule that other neckbeards aggreed to.
So fuck those make believe rules
>>697843833
well okay
but still, can we see your boobs?
>>697837576
U look like my little brother, Noah that u lol?
>>697843774
>how do you live with your kind?
What does that even mean?
>>697844027
yes
you look like a female
you have small to no tits
and have a dick
how does this feel?
>>697842978
Mental Breakdown/10
But otherwise...
>>697843576
You have the perfect twink body-type
Why ruin it with hormones?
>>697843477
Nice photoshop.
What girl admitingly admits to cakeface?
Lies upon lies
R8 /b
>>697843939
Nope i dont post my private areas online.
Its pretty trashy
>>697842483
I'm so confused
>>697844227
Somedays its ok
But mostly i feel gross about my body
Wish id been born a girl instead of getting this gross body
>>697840252
Need subtitles
>>697844550
poor you
I wouldn't like it either
have you spoken with your parents about it after you grew up?
>>697844362
Dennis?
>>697844498
it's the internet
trashy is the best thing to do
>>697844817
Yea well thats not me.
I dont do trashy
>>697844774
I told them when i was 17
>>697844916
then why do you waste your time on /b?
just asking
it's fine to me
rate me
>>697845036
wait
you were born a boy and wanted to become a girl, right?
how did they react?
Rate me boys
>>697840271
forehead too big
manly nose
very small chin and looks recessed
your upper lip is much smaller than your lower lip
large philtrum
your botton third is just so small but rest of the face is big it looks a bit weird i think
weak thin hair
6/10
>>697845051
Im bored and i like to socialize with people online when im unable to do it irl.
Plus i like the porn here
>>697845176
Thats correct
Mom was supportive. Dad was freaked out at first, but hes gotten over it now
>>697845215
Lol what a joke
>>697837576
Aww...he's so adorable. :3 :3 No homo! Would undress him and play with hair all day long and milk him.
definitelynotyou/10
>>697845442
>socialize on /b
>>697845484
and now it's fine?
I've no friends around me with this kind of matter, that's why I'm aksing
>>697841804
Not wearing eyeliner at all.
>>697845651
Yea i cant really make nigger jokes or joke about dead babies with my bf or friends. Typical normies from upon that
>>697845864
Yea they mostly seem ok with it now
My brother seems the most weirded out tbh
>>697842201
much better
>>697846220
if you like your life now and know where you are, than everything is fine
I have one question left
should I smoke via bong or with my pipe?
>>697846178
okay, if you meant that with "socializing", than it's fine
how you are today
>>697846609
Gandalf uses a pipe and do should you
>>697841804
timestamp faggot u didn't even post a face
>>697846784
thanks for this advice
sadly my pipe it way to short, but works
i wish a girl would hug me just once
>>697846726
Yea thats my way of "socializing".
Eh tired. I stand all day at work so im sore as fuck and my bf is making me go to the gym still
>>697846961
are you doing anything to get huged?
>>697847041
if you don't like going to the gym, then why tf do you do it?
I'll ask you the same question
should I use my pipe or my bong to smoke before going to bed?
>>697847075
i'm already pretty huge
>>697846961
Who doesn't? Stop being a depressed peice of shit nobody wants to hug
>>697847309
kek
>>697847309
that is exactly why
>>697847309
not your size man your game
this is the face u see
when u look up from sucking my cock
>>697847253
Because id like to not becone morbidly obese?
Im chubby and id rather not gain any more weight.
Bong!
>>697847692
What kind of porn are you into?
>>697842778
Allahu/Akbar
>>697841454
Romanian
>>697847692
ah, changes my view on it
I prefer not to eat so much
I'm a lazy fuck when it comes to pushing myself doing sport
thanks
>>697847678
7/11 Would eat that curry dick
>>697847678
your cock is on your chest
good job
>>697845569
its ok nobody is perfect
>>697837679
What camera are you using? 7/10
>>697845074
You look good but have you no shame? Taking pictures of yourself with such a cock hungry look on your face in public!
blah
>>697846220
I wonder why. Your mental retardation is not to be encouraged
>>697843477
>dick...
>tra...
How many more fucking tabs are open up there? Also, Yotsuba? Wat?
>>697848333
Plump little boy or grill?
>>697847813
I kinda like watching anything that people consider taboo. I just find it interesting.
Though it goes without saying that CP aint really okay with me i think lol.
Also not really into any scat stuff or cringy shit
>>697848130
summer leave
>>697848422
i like dick
and i post in trap threads as i am one, the rest is pictures mostly
>>697848333
>trips
>>697847678
I rarely put other anons down but you're hideous dude
>>697848333
Degenerate neck tattoo? Ples better picture of degenerate markings.
>>697848379
Aayyy now thats edgy
Been lifting a lot lately so don't mind the lats.
>>697843203
>>There are girls everywhere on here
>there are people who unironically believe this
top zozzle m8.
Timestamp with face or get suffed bruv
>>697849105
Either your picture gets around a lot or you're a giant attention seeking fuck who can't help posting in every face thread or tranny thread on /pol/.
>>697849640
I dont post on pol
Guess i get reposted alot
>>697837576
So.. do you have kik?
R8
>>697849248
>>697847373
oh, just stop being depressed? surely that will work
>>697847504
i've seen fat guys hug girls
>>697849105
Your face makes me cringe, the women your trying so hard to become just looks a man with a resting bitch face. Try harder you waste of space.
>>697849575
Ive posted timestamps 100s of times.
About to leave to the gym so i cant currently take a pic
Ya stupid faggot
>>697850116
post your kik
>>697848130
8/10 but you look like a normie
>>697850116
ignore this worthless stank ass roastie bros
>>697850334
found the trap
>>697849248
I'm pretty sure that's benediky magnusson, nice try faggot
>>697850334
>roastie bros?
Ugh im cringing dude
>>697850400
again 00
>>697850032
Tell me someting i dont allready know
>>697850116
I, too, sometimes save images of timestamped chicks to satisfy my mental illness fetish and alleviate my give me attention syndrome.
Seek mental help.
ignore all fat stank hoes
>>697850260
>>697850400
>>697850532
>whiteknighting
lmao newfags
everyone knows this obese disgusting slut only comes here for the attention, has never given out her kik, and never posted tits. she only comes to get your retard ass attention.
again stop being retarded and ignore this cunt
>>697837576
>>697850885
>tits
y tho
>>697850765
You obviously didn't know or you wouldnt keep posting your stupid face in every thread.
>>697849977
Stop being a fatass? Yes it does work....
>>697838090
This
Pothead asian neet here.
>>697850885
She posted 2 pics why don't you lash out at the mentally confused trap who's been posting in every thread for like 3 months? Because you're a jealous faggot that's why
>>697851977
she posts every day too, newfag. kys
>>697851977
No, it's because he's not reddit migrant newfag like you who loses all sense when an attention whore confronts him and demands to be coddled.
Slut comes to /b/, straight up insults the kids who browse here and calls them out for their basement dwelling and neckbeardness, then has the audacity to, in the same thread, continue attention whoring.
Lurk moar, newfriend.
>>697839472
Nu-male
>>697840252
I think you are not.
Delusional narcissist/10
>>697848130
cute as shit bro 9/10
>>697852468
well we are basement dwellers and if you don't come to these threads to find girls than you're a faggot anyway. Just find it ironic how some ugly trap can post 10 pics but once a real girl starts posting she's the attention whore
>>697841454
New Zealand sheep fucker
>>697842505
Goofball/10
Would bang for lulz
>>697852865
>How Newfags Ruined /b/: The Post
We are not all basement dwellers, my dear newfriend. If you seek the companionship of attention whores, try other apps specifically designed for that cause.
>>697848130
>snapchat
leave
>>697848130
post boipucci
>>697841454
That is the YouTube cr1tikal/penguinz01 you dumb fucks
>>697853528
I've been here longer than you shut the fuck up, you either posted in this thread and got no replies and you're bitter about it or your a faggot either way kill yourself
What's come of this, no /b/ with earrings? Disregard >from old thread
>>697847678
That's also that face I see when your legs are in the air and my dick is up your ass.
>>697852865
dude the trap is chill. the roastie takes advantage of newfags and retard whiteknights
>>697853966
>
I'm certain I've gotten more (you)s this thread alone than you have in your 3 day visit here, friendo.
>>697849105
you look like that swimmer/rapist guy
>Have the neckbeards gone extinct
Here I am. I'm a boy but I look like a girl :/
>>697854758
no you don't, maybe only hair
>>697854347
>trying this hard to show people how 4chan elite he is
Your worse than a newfag your a newfag in denial
>>697854581
Impossible anon, you should know better
>>697854758
Dude you dont look likr a girl just...
we h a shit hair cut...
rate me /b/
>>697855276
>he doesn't have a 4chan gold elite account
O shit waddup
>>697855006
>>697855454
I thought it ahah
Also, my haircut is temporary, I need to keep it like this for now because I want a long haircut (I just like it)
>>697855529
I don't care I've been coming here since 2008 I reckon you were still in diapers
My mehish face. I think I'm average but idk
>>697855454
6/10 but unique eyes, which ethnicity?
>>697848130
Not even you
>>697854190
Woah all that projecting.
Dude when i post i literally just chill and only talk shit to the faggots who decide to talk shit to me.
What am i supposed to do? just let neckbeards talk shit and just sit there and be silent? Uh no thats not in my nature
So all this "manipulation" stuff your spouting is legit crazy. You seriously are raging at me on a personal level.
You need to chill.
Like the other anon said.
That trap posts just as much as i do yet i dont see you freaking out on him.
Youre just edgy as fuck and trying to prove yourself for whatever reason.
Chill kid
>>697855750
Your bantz are awful, mate.
I'm ashamed to be giving you a (you), but I have hope that one day you will realize this and strive to improve.
Don't you have some whiteknighting for some attention whore to tend to? How you can browse for 8 years and still act this fucking new is beyond me.
I'm sincerely hoping you're simply on fourteen layers of irony and I'm being bamboozled, otherwise I pity your soul.
>>697855800
>>697855800
Ethnicity? What do you mean?
>>697855800
I have brown eyes like all.
>>697856415
Wasn't whiteknighting just pointing out how stupid you are for calling the one girl an attention whore in a thread filled with homosexual attention whores. If you're this mad because one girl called you a neck beard re evaluate your life
>>697856641
Which country? And for eyes, they are big but still somewhat thin almond shaped. Idk, it's what caught my attention
>>697856970
Fucking samsung rotating my photos
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rate me
>>697840271
8/10 easily
These pics are so fake and gay. We all know everyone on this sub looks like this
>>697855692
dat boi/10
Roast me.
>protip: you can't
>>697857346
don't beat yourself up bud
>>697857122
Oh...
k...
Argrentina dude.
>>697857458
what a cream...like a cow licked your hair...faggot
>>697857458
rich fag hair
>>697857076
Fucking this. The guy tries to claim hes not a neckbeard but his attitude says highly different.
Ive seen the chick post a lot too but it doesnt annoy me. Yea she does talk shit but its always been towards the neckbeards who talk shit first.
If anons are nice to her then shes nice to them basically just treating everyone how they treat her.
Also she doesnt post tits...big fucking deal. Shes a whore because she doesnt expose her body online to strangers? Ya'll got shit mixed up.
>inb4 whiteknight
Big whoop. Stop being edgy
Roast me.
>>697857076
But that's the damn idea. You're further proving our point.
The girl doesn't matter. She's only the catalyst for this whole interaction.
I'm not mad at some shameless whore fishing for compliments online. I'm mad at you. I'm disheartened that people of your caliber of cluelessness exist. I'm saddened by the fact that you rise up to defend a girl by virtue of her genitals when she is exposed for being what she really is.
You didn't need to intervene with my conversation with the girl. You could have just glossed over my reply of "you're a dumb attention whore, get lose" and continued stroking your chode. But you didn't. You went out of your way to portray me as the butthurt virgin, when, in reality, you hilariously revealed your own level of whiteknight.
Get lost, you clueless fuck.
>>697846961
size dont mean shit, its all about your game. plus you can always lose weight, never to late.
/b/ kind
>>697856970
allahu?
>>697858104
fuck,i hope you have a pussy
>>697858104
show tits
>>697857955
I'm not even defending her I called her a bitch multiple times, you're just mad someone asked for her kik and not yours, deal with it
>>697858300
This
>>697858119
Im a spic, not a sandnigger
>>697857955
Its not even about defending the girl. Its about showing you how stupid you really are for having that
"All womens are whores" logic.
Do you know how retarded that is?
You truely think your way of thinking is correct and that just because another anon doesnt wanna follow in your "fuck women" way if thinking then he is wrong.
Not even joking here but that way of thinking is borderline aspergers. Seek help
>>697858104
cropped and fake
Rate?
>>697858606
tits or gtfo
>>697845295
Would go gay for/10
>>697858606
>>for having that "All womens are whores" logic.
>nigger tier reading comprehension
I never said anything of the sort.
She is, by definition, an attention whore. Calling someone out for that doesn't mean anything else.
All other conclusions you draw are your own projections.
Follow your own advice, learn to read.
>>697858104
Timestamp.
Also please have a feminine penis.
>>697858999
post timestamp
>>697859132
If you've been here for so long you'd know half the pics posted in this thread are reposts, the same attention whoring faggots looking for attention. You just went after the girl because your an edgy autist
>>697855333
I know anon :^/
>>697859274
feminine penis
kek
>>697859285
>>697859274
Can't do it at a restaurant.
>>697859486
post tits then
Be honest with me.
Do I look bad?
>>697858890
Well i doubt my man tits will suffice
>>697859486
post pic of you touching your nose then...
>>697859681
>>697859486
touch your shoulder, take a picture of yourself and post it
>>697859620
can't do timestamp but can show tits, right?
