Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Oh look.
The shit rules.
Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of waifu blues.
>diagnosis on Tomoko: a severe case of being pure sex
>rule 8
Sleep is for the weak. That's why I sleep a lot.
Hiya!
>>697773150
oh shit these rules are legit.
also check these out fags
Pina Co Lada is still mine from the previous threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMqEhvlaKbM
claimed
>>697773255
That's not how you spell best
>>697773316
Good
hi
>>697773326
shino bby
>>697773534
I like the original rules the best.
Covers a lot of what is expected in these threads.
Really I just want one rule added: Doesn't count without a picture.
That is been a standard of waifu threads since before this batch of waifu threads.
>>697773594
>being this jelly you're waifu can't deliver the sexy
>>697773648
>Really I just want one rule added: Doesn't count if tomoko claimer.
*fixed
>>697773648
You mean the fact that anonymous posters should get the silent treatment or that you have to post a picture to validate the claim?
>>697773907
You have to post a picture to validate a claim.
>>697773648
That's a bullshit rule some bitter neckbeard made up after his waifu was rightfully stolen
>>697773886
This. Easily the most trash waifu here, and so is the anon for claiming her.
>>697774022
I suggest you to find a new target to bait.
>>697774022
>Tomoko
>bad
Pick one, you silly nigger. Tomoko is an average /b/tard. Which makes her perfect for an average /b/tard. Are you retarded, or just pretending?
>>697774229
He's got tunnel vision.
Probably just mad that I claimed Tomoko before he did, so he is trying to get me to leave the thread so he can try and steal her.
Happened before.
>>697774346
Sounds like the plans of an autist.
>>697774229
>>697774275
>>697774346
You guys make this so easy and enjoyable. 10/10 autism made me kek
>guaranteed replies only confirm shit taste
>Here's your (You) by the way, you attention seeking manlets.
>mfw people think Tomoko is shit
>>697774590
To be fair, this IS a thread on /b/, about pretending these cartoon women are our wives. Autism is kinda par for the course.
>>697774346
>anon thinks he's special
Well this ought to be amusing
>>697774749
It's just one shit poster. Easily ignored.
>>697774935
It's pretty ironic.
it's more then one.
>>697774648
I'm 6'2 and used to be quite athletic fagtron
>>697774749
To be honest i really don't see the appeal in tomoko
>>697774935
おはよう
>>697774935
When is it not?
>claiming yume
>>697775048
It's because she's a lonely, socially retarded, reasonably intelligent (but by absolutely no stretch of the imagination a genius) autist with autistic hobbies just like us. In other words, she would gel perfectly with the friendgroups most of us have IRL, assuming any of us actually have friends. And your wife should be your best friend, too!
Fucking weeaboo trash
>>697775442
>>697775442
To be honest, her eyes are what captured me.
Tired, stressed, longing eyes. Green is a good color too.
>>697775482
you can just tell this thread reeks of virginity and social anxiety
go get some real pussy you pathetic fucking losers oh wait you're all so fat and hideous to look at that no real woman would want anything to do with you manlets
>>697775815
Too bad it was a struggle to watch the anime. I told myself I may read the manga, but... Well, other animes happened.
Chrysalis
>>697775677
MOMMY.
>>697775815
Also a point. Eyes no doubt like your own. Like all of ours.
Best type moon claimed.
>>697775899
>Projecting this hard.
>>697775993
No animal sucks dick you autist
>>697775993
Wrong place
>>697776070
Shiki likes to get freaky
I love her
Where the music go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0
>>697775899
>tfw lost virginity in high school at a drunken party to a known slut
I want it back.
>>697775987
Manga > Anime, but the anime is faithful so it's still good. I would really recommend reading it, believe it or not the manga just released chapter 100.
>>697776002
Nah, I love my sleep. I just have a thing for eye bags.
>>697776106
niggers do
Mai waifu
>>697776167
So do I. Still got bags. Also, I only ever read the first volume of the manga. Need moar.
>>697776249
Top fucking kek.
>>697776157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh9jTrigXA
>>697776249
Kek
Non-simian animals i mean
nice
>>697776430
She's got no moves
>>697776679
Too soon.
>>697776430
That's a husbando.
My undying respect to anyone who can recognize her without reverse image search.
>>697776456
http://www.slide.world-three.org/series/its_not_my_fault_that_im_not_popular/
Also check out TomoMote, it centers around Yuu-chan in Middle School.
http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/its-not-my-fault-that-my-friends-not-popular-r8377
And the Anthology
http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/watashi-ga-motenai-no-wa-dou-kangaete-mo-omaera-ga-warui-anthology-r10477
>>697776946
I still ship Yuu and Tomoko.
>>697776934
discount Makoto
>>697777777 IS COMING!!!! START ROLLING SO THAT WE CAN BRING IN THE SHITPOSTERS!!!!
7 Get
>>697777276
Oreimo style? Yeah, couldn't happen tbh.
>>697777276
Yuu is cute and all, but she is almost TOO kind.
She reminds me of a girl who would give a pity blow job or something.
>>697777518
roll
>>697777518
Annd its gone
>>697776559
pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO3l733WRN0
7 Get.
>>697777518
ROLLLIN
>>697777518
re rollll
14th of August, stay home
THE STRONGEST
Yawn get
Tomoko a best
>>697777617
Nevermind I'm retarded.
>>697777617
Kirino x Ayase?
I dunno. Tomoko x Yuu is a bit more believable.
>>697777775
>>697777777
>>697777775
RIP
>>697777775
so close ;-;
>>697777777
>>697777518
Shit as always.
WHERE MY GETS AT?
I Own The Streets.
>caring about gets
>in the year of the Christian Lord 0+2015+20-19
>>697777406
T R I G G E R E D
Her game cost a lot of money to import at the time.
>>697778299
stop trying to be cool, kid
>>697778048
Nah just me being a fucking mongoloid and mixing up names. Who's her brother?
And yeah Tomoko seems a bit to into yuu from my limited watching time.
>>697777667
Same to yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAsoF18YUlg
>>697778299
>not caring about gets
why u heff to be so edgy?
>>697778413
Jokes on you, posers try to be cool.
Real cool kids like me just ARE cool.
Keep trying to fit in, nerd.
>>697778489
Tomoki is the brother.
>>697777777
>>697778621
Well, every get I have ever seen has sucked.
So after about 8 years of lurking this site, I stopped caring.
Real events matter, not shitty inevitable roll overs.
Goodnight. Have fun my fellow elitists/gods-among-men.
>>697773150
>>697778597
how you doing today?
>>697778749
Only good gets are when it's crossboard wars.
>>697779077
FUCK. Some God I am.
>pic
>>697779087
why did i just look at that for so long?
>>697779119
Fine. You?
>>697779152
Goodnight.
>>697779183
>>697779183
I kinda want to know what he is watching.
>>697779125
>>697778749
I've been browsing for 13 year
>>697779183
Because it's fucking perfect and inviting.
The arched smooth back.
The beautiful ass.
His cock seems just perfectly positioned.
And all unaware
>>697779271
Omedetou
>>697779125
When was the last time there was one of those? Man, people need raids again.
>>697779271
Apparently everyone and their dog has.
>>697779125
All gets are pretty much trash. I want repeating digits to be turned off and ids to be on
>>697779386
Ill have you know my dog is a mod on here
>>697779435
>IDs
What a terrible idea. If you want to removed forced anonymity use NameSync like some of the other members here.
>>697779340
I can only remember some sprees after /s4s/ were made, and depending on if you count Cirno stealing /k/s huge get recently.
>>697779565
I think he more means thread based IDs, like what's being used on /pol/ now.
Personally I wouldn't mind either way, certainly helps curb retarded shitposting/samefagging.
>>697779603
Newfag :^)
>>697779745
That was the idea behind IDs, but the idea behind 4chan is anonymous posting.
At the end of the day it barely helped, people used IDs for stupid games, color wars, it did nothing but promote shit posting.
>>697779435
Fuck that shit.
/b/ is not AnonTalk
>>697779565
I do have namesync, and who the fuck says ids remove anonymity? Your posts are tied to each other for 1 fucking thread, that's it, so idiots can't same age, and you can filter easier... There's literally no downside to having ids, unless you're shit posting
>>697779851
He said recently, no point bringing up the /a//sp/ie wars.
>>697779851
Who are you, Chesire Cat? You have multiple personas, you lack attention and you're using emoticons.
What kind of retard waifu did you had before?
>>697779910
>an identity
>not removing anonymity
Think about that for a second. Just think about that statement for one full second and you will understand.
No mental gymnastics. Just think about this statement: An identity does not remove anonymity.
You said this.
Claimed
>>697780372
Stella is a hella of a fella and her caterpillar yellow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTryYlItTpk
>>697780451
What a retarded guy you must be.
>>697780372
any good doujinshi of her??
Any waifu with rin in their name is a shit
>>697780674
Great taste
I claim Augumon
>>697780570
Good shit
>>697780681
Go see for yourself
>>697780674
Are we playing a game?
>>697780848
Thank you anon.
>>697780830
>>697780906
>>697780674
Poplar.
>>697780570
She can legally drink and get illegally high
>>697775413
(You)me
>>697780372
You're mine
>>697780674
>>697780830
>>697781096
Sachii
>>697781042
Mh?
>>697781077
Best cow.
>>697781096
Oh hey, look who's back.
>>697781128
Yume.
>>697781202
nvm
>>697780674
Damn son, your poplar.
>>697781202
Best yuri.
>>697781417
It's what happens when you bake nearly non stop for almost 6 months.
Can't just shit post to be popular, you know.
>>697781063
De nada
>>697781580
>six months
>>697781580
>implying that people don't shitposts
>>697781712
Whatever. I'm not Chronus, here.
>>697781736
I never said that. I just said it won't make you popular.
>>697773150
bunch of faggots...
>>697782327
This right here is what people go to races for.
Hurry up and crash.
>>697782391
That's right.
>>697782460
>>697782486
>>697782521
>>697782551
>>697782580
>>697782610
>>697782651
samefag without a life
>>697782748
Yep, you are right.
>>697782748
Wow you must be a genius!
Cunt
>>697782748
That's not even what samefagging is, you newfag
Post some Jags.
I like Jags.
These cars are shit
1969 Chevy SS Camaros a best
>>697783265
It's average.
>>697783254
Jaguars are lovely cars, yet a bit too expensive.
tfw when people complain about the shit posters and they don't realize that it's Red, Hamakaze, Atago and Kongou doing it.
>>697783339
Maybe.
>>697783337
Well, duh.
I still like them tho. And Aston Martins. Anyone who drives one is instantly James Bond.
>>697783452
I agree, british designers are genious.
>>697783523
The Japs have decent designs, American cars are pretty ugly, but durable, and Euro cars are sleek.
Different strokes for different folks.
do you faggots even own a life
>>697783642
True that. Though, Volvo, saab and BMW are superior in their own way, in my opinion.
>>697783660
Just move on and ignore those threads, simple.
>>697783746
Truth be told I'm not a big car person, but even I like a nice looking, fast car.
post some good cars o:
>>697783829
Okay, I'm just letting you know that if you hate threads like that, it's better to ignore them rather than making yourself buttmad and post insults against people who won't really care about you nor your insults.
>>697783887
Man, BMW M5 E28 is literally the best fucking BMW that could've been produced. Speaking of Saabs, Saab 96 is my favorite one, and volvos. Only from 200 series, especially 240 Turbo, 242, 244, and from 900 series too, but you need to look at 2.3 engines though, they are the best ones, I think they are mostly on 940 ones.
>>697784027
Excuse me?
claiming best waifu Shinobu
>>697784203
>>697784203
Totally.
>>697784237
Rolling.
>>697784237
you are 900 years too late. already claimed
>>697777775
Faggot
>>697784301
From what I see, you didn't really understand me, but I don't want to write stories about cars tbh.
so this is the "special place" where all the retards who got dropped on their head as a kid come to play? if only it had killed you instead.
>>697784508
I am not a car person.
The only thing I can tell you about the car I drive is the year, make, model, and how many miles are on it. Also it costs about 20 USD to fill up the tank.
Tires need a minimum of 30PSI for safety, and it has 4 of these tires.
>>697784681
lmao
Do tell, I'm curious what you are driving.
claimed