Waifu claiming thread.
esdeath edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>697711919
Well, nothing really offends me.
The short version of me is that I live in Wisconsin, but was born in Tennessee. I'm a fairly smart guy, I use to be somewhat of a teachers pet when I was in grade school. I'm going to college for Biomedical Engineering at MSOE. I'm gay, but single. Aside for lurking here and anime, I like tabletop games like Dungeons and dragons or Magic the Gathering, reading, hiking, and white water kayaking. I currently work at a Chinese restaurant, but I have to quit since I'm moving to Milwaukee later this month. I like melodic folk, acustic punk, and occasionally bluegrass music.
Not sure why I'm typing this all out, but why not?
There's already a thread, but I'll claim here
>>697713076
Mein nigga!
The doctor needs all the anaesthetic. Mercy claimed.
Claiming.
Still here
>>697712585
Why's that?
Keeping this.
>>697713429
No reason lel
>>697710769
I want to see Bo live before I die. Hell could see both of them really.
>>697711316
Pretty good so far, how about you?
>This is how you do it m8.
>>697711454
Eternal bliss man, until then I must stay dedicated to gain acceptance.
Heh, think is the keyword here. You can't expect that from a guy on Deviantart man, they have minimal brain capacity. Had to add his own touch and twist towards it, give it that deviant specialty. Only a handful of months ago, well hopefully he found shelter at least.
>>697711919
If your view of them is that low that they've lost humanity then yeah that makes sense. For me it's not like a have a sign or bowl out but at least 80% of the time, when you may buy it at the store people think it's to be passed out, not the case here. Yep agreed, nice and cheap.
>>697712585
Well... I'm still in the car?
>>697713204
you are gay then why claim fran?
>>697713733
Oh you want more? How greedy
>>697712658
you very much should. It's to good
>>697713615
I live in Idaho. The real good people rarely come :C I need to move back to Seattle
Akiko claimed
The person above me is pretty cute as well
>Ran claim
>>697713601
Well, at least you're happy! What are you doing?
>>697713889
anyone wanna hop in esdeaths van for nuggers
still here
>>697713904
You ready for these gets little apple girl
DARKNESS FROM THE DARKEST NIGHTS I ENVOKE THEE FOR GETS ^ CHECKEM
>>697714057
Grinding on runescape, waiting for this nyquil pill to take effect so I can sleep
Got an ac job tomorrow
>>697714074
I'm hoping on chelsea's van if you know what I mean ;^)
>>697714224
Good effort, almost got them.
Taken
>>697713889
Don't know why you're complaining.
>>697714422
Seems like my effort was better.
>>697713076
Claiming! I would love to stay and chat, but I'm about to pass out from exhaustion. Night everyone!
>>697714422
Shit.. Uh.. I mean CHECK DEEZ TRIPS
>>697714485
Oi everyone wants a candy
>>697714347
she is a bit in over her head I hear
>time for episode 6 mirai nikki you better hope yuno doenst do anything femdomish
>>697714482
UGU--
>>697713965
That's a flyover state honestly. Oh yeah Seattle will provide more options, Illinois sometimes has nice venues, probably couldn't make it to them though.
>>697714224
>>697714422
Destroyed
>>697714639
I guess
>>697714670
THE LEWD GAME IS ON
>>697714663
She gives a good head at least
>>697714893
BE GREATFUL YOU SHIT NOT EVERYONE GETS CANDY
>>697714711
w/e
check these out.
>>697713666
HERE IS THE SATAN'S WAIFU!
everybody worshiping her
I love all of you
>>697715010
Thats not how you do it, this is
>>697714670
>>697714482
OC btw, shes extra fat 2wt. Just the best for Mami<3
>>697714347
Dang, sucks mate. What ended up happening with the wire?
>>697714971
; - ;
>>697715078
Love you too.
>>697714893
thats some nice diddies, good size, fits in a palm pluss a little extra, mmmm
>>697715078
>All
Slut
>>697715219
Cutting the coil another time
>>697715235
Fine have another..
I give up
Fuck trips and dubs i don't even want them anymore
back to farming echoes
>>697713076
mandatory cc claim
>>697712212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KVXIjLUUYM
>>697713204
>>697713158
well that's good.
since you told me about yourself i think its only fair if i tell you about my self.
i'll try to make this short.
i live in bristol (henbury if we wanna be specific.) and was born in the same city (though different town, lawrence weston).
i wouldn't say i'm smart but everyone around me says i am (though i think this is only due to my years of independent learning which i find to be much more efficient than the school system).
i have finished college and am registered at a university as a student though i hardly go to classes as they don't care and i have the money to pay for it all (i go in sometimes because im bored and want to do a project i have thought of, i do this because they supply everything i need for any project i want to do).
i'm a tattoo artist but i think everyone knows everything about that so i wont bother saying it again.
i'm bisexual and i try to hide it from most people on here as i think people will see me differently but since you come out to me i should to you.
other than the obvious anime and here i tend to spend my time playing mmo's people recommend me, doing countless art projects, reading up on philosophy, being a music freak (i listen to every genre and enjoy it, i also play multiple types of guitar), getting high (weed) and drunk.
i think that's all i can write without making this a huge thing about my life in school and as a child.
oh, an i think everyone knows i'm 29 now.
fun song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w41zYuAOpro
>>697715391
oh my a giantess pic?
>>697714711
>flyover state
you're telling me....
>>697714893
>>697715391
actually reminds me of my X tits
>>697715601
gigantic ass <3
>>697715078
>
>>697715598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNAHBI1V4o
I watched Mars of Destruction, sure does live up to the hype.
>>697715010
>One off
It's a sign.
>>697715078
It's mutual.
>>697715695
Heh, well hey at least you have some sick potatoes amirite :^)
>>697715916
ahhhhhh i love you
>>697714670
NO!
>>697714893
NOO!
>>697715733
NOOOOO!!!!
ALL OF YOU ARE LEWD,
THERE ARE PLACES FOR THAT OUTSIDE OF THIS COMMUNITY,
the first offence i could excuse but more than that is overkill
Claimed before, and I'll claim it again!
>>697715642
Good... Good...
Trying to sext
Kik: ironbutt69
M
Saber claimed
Done league for the day
>>697716419
>>>/soc/
Are we being lewd now?
>>697716218
but /a/ is blue, and I dont like loli threads, I like them a bit older, we need a own board, if not its misogyny and oppressive
>>697715078
no you don't.
stop lying.
no one can love everyone.
>>697715991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqZNMvIEHhs
does it? might check it out.
>>697715235
How are you doing blueberry??
>>697715397
>slut
I..is that how you view me yuno?
>>697715991
So cute <3
>>697716033
And you are the cutest thing ever, my little strawberry
>>697716218
No fun at all.
>>697716327
It tastes off, what did you do...?
>>697716596
The fun police is here, maybe not.
I pity all of you
>>697713076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
>>697716596
This is not okay. No lewd Team Mom.
>>697716645
I disagree I can love as many as I want
>>697715397
Fun times. I just finished doing some WoW stuff, considering sleep...may wait until the thread reaches image limit
>>697715078
Love ya too
>>697716033
>i want to die :^)
all the good bands skip us too...However coming up I'm going to go see Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Brand New, and Red Fang. So that's exciting
>>697716631
SHINE MY MAMI! SHINE!
>>697716645
It's only 19 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh9jTrigXA
>>697716682
I guess.
posting to stay relevant
>>697716682
Wheres your loyalty now
https://youtu.be/uAtLV26wnCE?t=5s
>>697716684
N-Nothing... nothing at all...
>>697716752
Gotcha
>>697716895
The true goddess!
Mamoka<3
>>697717123
>licks with suspicious stare
Okay...
>>697716895
She remind me of Flandre and Marisa
>>697717083
Esdeath is always relevant. A terrible waifu, but you know... relevant.
I have taken somewhat of a liking to all of you
>>697717316
>Any second now...
>>697716631
then you go convince hiroyuki nishimura to make us one.
>>697716684
have your 'fun' else where
>>697716744
you are a demi god in this aspect of life compared to me
>>697717002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
i'll probably take a look before i go to bed, though that will be unannounced as it has been recently, idk why i have done this.
>>697717516
>All
Lol slut
>>697717404
terrible waifu you trying to fuckin wind me up m8
name one flaw
>pro tip you cant
>>697716824
Adorable
>>697717002
Why so down?
>>697717123
My loyalty is with the resistance
>>697717516
Oh you too?
>>697717726
Still love you
Forever and always.
>>697717803
Oi ye cheeki traitor
>>697716682
You know I can't compete with those names QT.
>>697716824
>Step in line :^)
Sweet man, all of them playing at the same venue or is this within the span of some time? That reminds me, ever heard of a band called Garbage?
>>697717516
It's mutual.
>>697717726
Aw
>>697717572
>zzzzzzzz
>>697717803
Sorry.
>>697717726
Sleep is nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG7iBNS3SX0
>>697718143
YES IT WORKED!!!
Now then....
>Puts hand in glass of water
She's gonna be SO PISSED.. Pffftahahahahaha!
>>697718108
spanned over time. no, but have you heard the band Anal Cunt?
*Holds pillow with yes*
>>697717768
As a matter of fact, I was trying to wind you up! I know I'm new to these threads, but I notice you can get kinda down. If your passion for your waifu is what it takes to get fire in your veins, so be it!
>>697718369
I wish I was Charlotte, and Mami would fondle with me all day...
>>697718301
we rping can I play?
>>697718445
down? I dont think you want me wound up the rest of the thread can fill you in
>hot face she is making I feel intimidated and aroused
>>697718301
>five minutes later, a light trickling sound is heard
>zzzzzzzzz
>>697717734
Except you
>>697717803
No fuck off
>>697718108
Drop that pantsu Maki
Claimed
Hope you enjoyed a few hours free of my annoying prescence
>>697717803
find that hard to believe since we hardly ever talk and i have great a disdain for most.
though if this is how you choose to view me, continue.
>>697718143
sorry man, i don't make the rules i jus-
actually i do.
>>697718238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3oFsrXgtNs
shame i often suffer with insomnia
claimed
>>697718853
YOU FUCKIN KNOW I DID
i'm joking, i enjoy your presence.
anything happening at your end?
Claimed Cory
>>697717956
>Kairi's... inside me?
>>697718800
Gods no, keep your nasty fetishes to yourself
>>697718839
Heheheh.. just like the movies and tv
>>697718846
Lol slut
>>697718853
Hello rube, wont stay on for long tho
>>697717516
Even me? :^)
>>697718869
I used to, but that was just from my old antidepressants, sleep isn't too big an issue for me anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLnDm8t9Mng
Hallou.
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
>>697717996
I dont want to kill you Yuno but if you make me
>>697718108
I really really try, I try not using the same ones its a challenge
>>697718238
No worries, just wondering if you are okay?
>>697718846
Well fuck you too
>>697718869
I mean we can talk, why not? I dont see a barrier in front of you and me here
>>697719050
The doctor called to tell me he still doesn't know what's wrong with my lungs.
I've been tired as fuck all day, probably because I didn't eat enough before jogging yesterday. I ran more than I'd planned too.
>>697719189
nice wiifu m8
>>697719348
>You
>Kill me
>>697719258
Eh? Why is it... Oh you cunt
>>697719286
Hello, again.
>>697718344
Still pretty sweet nevertheless, and kek can't say I have. Gonna take a wild guess and say they do some metal of some sort.
>>697718846
I'm not that easy Akiko, at least take me dinner or something.
>>697719348
Heh, that's me not you. That was a new one, been trying to make one for awhile.
>>697719258
watch it yuno dont kink shame me
>>697719736
*Take me to
additional claim
So my legs are fucked. Do I work tomorrow and risk it or not?
>moving my left leg results in a shooting pain behind the knee and now a numbness to the ankle
>had to favour the right, but going down on my right knee or supporting myself with it causes a shooting pain at the front, forcing me to slowly drop and lift myself into the fridges at work
>>697719743
Or what, what could you possibly to do the ruler of time?
>>697718800
What up Nori-chan?
>>697719189
Gr8 waifu m8 I r8 8/8
>>697719615
Hey! How's it going?
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC06rKKkrrY
waifu at dinner
Okay, off to bed. Good night everyone!
>>697719522
Youre right, I cant
>>697719736
Hmm cant wait to hear the name you have for me charging up in the Maki beam
>>697719348
Sorry, you shouldn't worry about me man.
>>697719961
sleep tight
>>697719922
Just walk it off, you'll be fine
>>697719961
Good night yuuki!
>>697719979
That's right!
>>697720071
>>697719348
Also, I'm fine.
>>697719961
Goodnight anon
>>697719922
>Smug
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
>>697719945
stop that
>>697719926
Esdeath can freeze time
>>697719748
>cuts hair short
>>697719922
Call in a sick day or something, or give your boss a doctor's note.
>>697719945
I'm doing swell, Yuno made me piss myself during my sleep.
>>697719961
Night
>>697719258
Ever get that feeling of déja vu?
>>697719348
Gladly
>>697719736
Nah fuck that
Call me Blizzard because I'm just gonna bend you over and go in dry
We can have some spicy food after
>>697720111
HAH SUCK IT KYOUKO
I got my trips
Lurk from work.
>Has anyone rolled for my lewds yet?
>>697719736
>you beat your fuckin ass they do
whelp its that time again. Goodnight everyone! I'll probably be on tomorrow
>>697719922
>>697720161
Sorry didn't actually mean to write that.
Hope you get better tho
>>697720218
Wut how?
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
just one more claim!
>>697720071
I worry about all my friends man no matter who
>>697720111
You just know how to make me smile, someone who does that I cant kill
>>697720342
Short little segment of RP
>>697720419
One claim per anon, right?
>>697720231
You didn't deny you haven't taken a liking to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYAZCygB8e4
>>697720488
Well, I'm fine man, don't worry about me.
>>697720199
Your freeze has no effects on the ruler of time
ZA WARUDO
>>697720218
YOU CUNT, MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR
>>697720231
Tacer pls
>>697720488
You're nothing without me!
>>697720636
awwwwwww
ill make up for it with a song yes?!
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>697720111
Ive been walking it off all day. The pain always returns.
Fuck it. Trying another day at work. If my leg fucks out again Ill have to leave though.
Yes
>>697719270
my sleep scheduled is always getting fucked.
how do you deal with it? or are you unemployed?
>sufjan stevens - fourth of july
>we're all gonna die
how do i beat this. i don't.
you are the 3rd person to ever beat me in the game of exchanging music.
welldone, what should your reward be?
my attempt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
>>697719348
i do, its called the computer screen.
though i have no idea why we don't communicate more often.
>>697719401
do you smoke, thats the problem with mine, i wont stop any time soon.
unlike everyone else saying "i'm addicted" or "it relieves stress" i'm honest and say i enjoy it for for it releasing high amounts of dopamine into my nerve system.
i can live without it, i've done it before
went two years without smoking.
i choose to smoke, its my choice.
you should eat more, then again who am i to tell you, i'm practically starving over here.
>>697720871
>>697720865
Good luck!... Getting through the exclusion zone
>>697720199
>freeze time
>>697720646
Copy that man, if anything occurs im here for ya
>>697720711
Thats not true! Thats impossible
>>697720711
CALM DOWN NOW
Where the fuck is Dio in all this mess?
>>697720711
Honestly, I think you'd look nice with short hair.
>>697720793
Awww, there's thread rules
Any Rwby Fans out there?
I will Fight you ALL for Blake.
>>697719922
Do you really have to work tomorrow?
>>697719979
Heh, you see what I mean? No need to even try, comes natural for you.
>>697720231
Kek'd.
Ahem, that's the worst combo there is, you'd think I'd go along with that? Keep trying, maybe this tactic would work on a Megumin or whatever seasonal slut there is now.
>>697720335
Educated guess. Sleep tight mang.
>>697720938
Alright fine, BUT yes I would like to talk to you more you seem cool, and your waifu is really nice to look at
>Rikka
>>697720313
Rolling for YOKO LEWDS
>>697720988
>forgot to mention I'm just a lurker shitposting here
>>697720711
maybe you join the jaegers esdeath and yuno would be a hell of a team
>>697721141
>implying you'd win
>>697721153
Theres no one who can cover my shift
>>697720988
o hello dio
>>697721141
You actually WANT the trash?
Well alright then.
>>697721020
Let's see about that
*Disappears*
>>697721088
Died in 'nam
>>697721093
My ponytails were cute!
>>697721141
Keep her
>>697721238
You killed Chelsea, I cannot allow the jaegers to go any further
>>697721093
oh shit fam
the song didnt work!
EVACUATE! EVACUATE! EVACUATE!
>>697720938
I'm a student, but summer vacation is coming up soon, so that's a thing. No such thing as winning in music exchange, everyone has their own beautiful musical tastes. But, I would recommend listening to Carrie & Lowell if you haven't, it's pretty good. And I'm really picky with music, not much can reward me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muV6wZwdFok
>>697721522
Summer vacation is coming to an end soon*.
