Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697579982
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Rikka claimed
Can I get you some tap water?
Claimed.
Saber claim
>>697589814
>Forgot image
>>697589577
>>697590051
Go to sleep, dummy.
im going to sleep dont leave me waifu be here tomorrow for me and esdeath
>>697590110
dank claim
Here, playing LoL
Claimed
Claimed.
>>697590088
>Super clothes evaporation technique!
>>697590136
Mom I'm 20.
Claimed.
>>697590238
Oh god no what the hell are you doing?
This is so much bs. I just had the most craziest match in normals, wanted to thank everyone, and my damned computer decides to crash league. Bloody hell
GJ Saber, I'll get on this thread in ten minutes
>Tristana
Speaking honestly here, as someone who is genuinely concerned, is this level of obsession normal and/or okay?
Pic related, Fluffy is best girl
>>697590146
Thank you!
Still here
>>697589249
So in the end things worked out for the most part and kek I really thought it'd be like 4 hours.
>>697589577
That's a hero I barely see get PoTG.
>>697590088
I think you meant QT claimed.
>>697590181
The BEST Swordsman. What's good?
Iowa claim
>>697590129
I'm just saying it might get a bit eh after a while and WHAT DID YOU CALL ME
>>697590539
Lol you should see me then. I think he's the hero I've gotten plenty of PoTGs on
>>697590397
ive never asked myself that question and im in waaaaay to deep to care im a very obsessive man
>>697590334
>Fire fire fire! Endless strip technique!
>>697590539
QT? Who me?? No no Maki youre too kind tonight, youre the cute one <3
>>697590698
Stahp, why do you gotta destroy my clothes
>Rikka
>>697590583
I hope you din't mind me butting in, but how do I git gud on German Grandpa?
Claimed.
>not dead
>>697590181
Hello best idol, just another day of games. Made some more money for you
>>697590583
>Might get a bit eh after a while
Actually I do well with structure and a pretty boring schedule so I should be fine esp if I'm not on the Frontline
>Correct American-made ceiling fan :^)
Cute bote though
>>697590539
Holy rip im slow, ive had no sleep lately, see my shame above best
im going to sleep i need to die gnight waifu dont leave me
>>697590780
Special move! Final form! Super mega death erasure beam! Erase her clothes from exsistance!
>Kyaaaaaaa!
>>697590539
Nah, once they called my number, it was all finished in less than 5 minutes. Really quick!
>>697589528
How did you even manage to do that?!
>>697589577
It's Cayenne pepper. It's spicy, but I'm terrible as fuck with spicy things, so it's much hotter to me than most.
And I am not drunk, this is the second time EVER that I've drank this much, and I'm only 2 months from 22!
>>697590688
Well I mean, should we? How many of us have real, meaningful relationships?
>>697590804
good
>>697590950
night
>>697591053
thanku.
Has Nui anon been here recently?
Claimed
>>697590975
What kind of power is erasing clothes anyway?!?
ADD reporting in.
>>697591178
they were looking about last night
>>697591053
Was literally about to join but then I went to a loli thread and now I want to play fantasy life
Goodbye
>>697591351
Damn it why did I reply?
Just ignore me >>697591053.
>>697591351
uh ok have fun bye
>>697591191
>Maximum poweeeeeeeer!
The best kind!
>>697590784
Don't worry it's all good. I wouldn't say I'm great at giving at advice but here goes. The way I play him always is guarding a choke point for a while til I can find my chance to go ham. I always initiate with ramming the enemy unless they're someone squishy I use the fire strike. Always save Earthshatter for a cluster of enemies, Genji ult, or just a dire sitatuion when you're going ham. Wish I saved my PoTGs to show an example.
>>697590916
I like having freedom and an interesting schedule. I'd be fine with doing some service but not 20 years. Cutest bote fam
>>697591545
I can fight it!
Oh god I thought I could hang tonight but literally I am falling asleep on my mouse kek see you all tomorrow love you Maki and Mizori
>>697590950
Goodnight.
>>697591350
Ah, I see. Thanks.
>>697591179
Good waifu 9/10
>>697591736
Shit, forgot picture.
>>697591179
not okay dude
Nymph claimed
>>697591577
That image is super cute
The prospect of the military always interested me and they have a wide array of jobs so I can probably do well in it. What are you planning on doing?
nao claimed
>>697591179
Approval.
>>697591577
I see. I suppose I need to get better as choosing my moments when I go balls to the wall.
Akizuki claimed.
>>697590583
Were you using the ult while doing so? Seems like some heroes can't get it without it.
>>697590703
>>697591665
Heh, dodging the truth as usual I see. Sleep well.
>>697590854
>>697590937
Maybe it's time to put the gun down and take the mask off my man. Sounds like a pretty chill time though.
>>697590990
>Less than 5 minutes
>5 minutes
>Minutes
Alright either it was a meme all along, the place wasn't crowded, or your type of business doesn't necessarily require the long process.
>>697591179
You gonna fight or what? Because this calls for a fight man.
>>697591920
woodland faeries right?
>>697592053
Moogster
>>697592086
>Take the mask off
I am the mask and the mask is me. Its a lifestyle best, the ride never ends
Its been another unproductive yet fun day
>>697591901
As much as I like rooster teeth rwby is not and anime and never will be. Your waifu is American cartoon garbage.
>>697592086
The process was literally
>I need this
>Payu
>Here's thing
>I also need this
>Pay
>Here ya go
>Have a nice day
It was the wait itself that was fucking shit.
>>697592352
Zup Mugen
>>697592445
No shit it isn't anime. I never said it was.
claiming
>>697592445
Get the fuck out of here you Japanese worshiping trash. I thought all waifus were welcome.
>>697592024
It is interesting but once you get to it it's not the combat fiesta you'll think it is from what I'm told. If I ever do end up going to be a pilot if I join the USAF.
>>697592073
Yea it took me a little to get down. Alot of it went down to calculating everything. If you got a good support going ham is way easier.
>>697592086
A good bit yea. There were only a few where I didn't ult but that was very few. Though It's satisfying as fuck to do
>>697592557
Nonanine do not deserve title of waifu
>>697592496
Cute girl with cute glasses holding a cute soloing posted by a cute anon
>CUTE
>>697591179
Ruby?
The OG?
Yozora claimed.
Hey /waifu.
MANDATORY claim
>>697592827
>pilot
Like a fighter pilot? You ready for an officer commission, officer school, the qualifying tests, and 10 years of service?
>>697592982
Yes, yes, yes, nope.
>Not!
>>697593063
Sup Yozo!
I bet that other fucking fag is a fucking casual but goddamn am I so fucking mad right now.
>>697592695
Yeah dude, all animated waifus are waifus. Anyone from Dio to Hank Hill.
3DCG is technically considered anime in japan because any animation made in japan is anime so I mean if he's gonna go the route of 3DCG not counting boy is he wrong.
>>697592875
That's not even how it works you dumb faggot It's not a "title" to deserve.
>(fandom slang) A fictional character (generally female) from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) whom one is attracted to and considers a significant other
>>697592496
Ay, how did the DMV adventure go?
>>697593063
Yo
>>697590854
Yoo Muugz, that build should be ready by now, yeah?
>>697590916
That match we had earlier was awesome. I wasn't able to talk to any of you since the dang thing crashed
>>697591179
Love the scarf cape thing
>>697592496
Heeya cute
Tristana claimed
Lala Deviluke claimed
>>697593173
I just realized I don't have any actual images of Cute Ice Cream from the show. Will have to save some later.
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>697593434
Good night Kyouko.
>>697593422
That's kind of odd but okay. Personally I can't stand off-model images of my waifu. Besides, they look cuter in the show than any fanart.
>>697593334
I am not cute, and your lack of quads proves that!
>>697593434
Night Kyokokoko.
>>697593555
>Butt trips.
We need to go deeper~
>>697593173
At least he doesn't use shitty cropped screencaps.
>>697593334
That it is best yordle, im running the game at the highest graphics and life is good
>>697593710
>not posting screencaps of your waifu which show her in her truest form
Fucking Secondary Faggot. I bet he doesn't even love her.
>>697593142
Like I said I'm not too set on enlisting yet but I'm ready for that. I'm not too sure on all the time away from home ya know?
>>697593816
you fucking take that back
>>697592352
>Didn't say no towards putting the gun down.
That is true, once you put on the mask there's no going back, there's only one way to get out. Heh, sounds exactly like mine, but oh well. It was worth it.
>>697592496
The wait can be a bitch. Especially when there's a crying baby, worse visit I ever had.
>>697592827
I see. There's been some sick plays with and without the ult before, all are pretty neat. Those pins are on point.
>>697594006
You're alright. Don't come to the thread tomorrow.
>>697593816
>truest form
If that form is low res cropped screenshots then count me out. Especially in such an ugly looking show as RWBY.
Also stop making bullshit up to excuse the fact that haven't got any good art.
do you faggots even own a life?
>>697594197
Consider yourself counted out then fag. It's not your waifu so fuck off. I personally like it.
>>697593653
Get out of here with your innuendos.
So I know why my bike cost so much.
They did EVERYTHING.
Pics incoming.
>>697589975
Op is a faggot
>>697593434
G'night Kyuko
>>697593623
Fuck, I didn't know until now; I might have to choke myself for that one
>>697593782
Do you have the picture of the parts? I wanna see it ples
>>697594442
You could've gone deeper. Git out of here stalker
>>697594518
Aww shet
>>697594346
>I'm eating shit and no one can stop me
Suit yourself.
>>697593434
Goodnight.
>>697594553
Sorry anon, here's a better version.
clmd
>>697594167
Fuck, I was taking a drink when I read that and almost died.
>>697592827
I'm shit tier, so no supports are good at my level.
>>697594635
Blel. You cheeky cunt
>>697593150
Yes,yes,yes, yes
>Are too
>>697592827
Yeah I'm probably going to do navy because combat isn't my thing
>Not the strongest person in the world either
I've set my mind on it so I'll see how far I can take it
>>697593334
Thanks my friend basically just got level 30 and he's still learning
>>697594597
Whatever you say faggot.
>>697594727
>trying to get the last word
Oh boy we have a tryhard on our hands.
>>697594028
Its the super secret club of mons, im soon ill invite you in too
Every wasted day is always worth it to play games
>>697594589
Well i would but 4chan doesnt like my doing it from my phone, ill have to show you when we play sometime
>>697594635
>2650x2650
>Sorry anon, here's a better version.
That resolution and your sarcasm easily made that up. You've got me having a laff
>>697594896
Sure thing man. It's got that early 2000s playstation aesthetic, which I like, so fuck you.
dont judge me
I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn' t ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn' t seem fair on me if
want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?
>>697595102
I will judge hardfor husbanding a Sausage.
>>697595241
Can't say I do, sorry man.
>>697595241
>mfw I made 36 muffins today
>>697595317
:(
>>697595431
busy day? or is that just normal for you?
>>697595431
>mfw I made no muffins today
>also when roman was eat
>>697594028
My favorite play has to be on King's Row when I just Earthshatteredd pin combo'd killing 2 then going ham on 2 other enemies.
>>697594692
What level are you? I'm sure you've got a few good supports around! Mercy and Ana can go a long way.
>>697594726
I thought you were set on being a boat lol. I dunno tho I think boat life would be way easier. You're looking for a pilot too?
>not the strongest person in the world either
Who knows training can take you a loong way buddy
>>697595431
But how many did u eat
>>697595522
Sorry, I wish I did. He sounds like a nice guy
Checked by the way.
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>>697595099
It doesn't look good. It's not pleasing to the eye. The pleasure I get out of looking at it is none.
There is better art of Ruby out there, hell get official art if you'd like, but cropped screenshots from the show look like utter ass.
>>697594726
Whoever the person was playing as, everyone pulled their weight pretty great. I didn't keep track, but I know it wasn't trynd. That's for sure
>>697595045
That'll be great! I'll let you know when I'm online
>>697595241
I know a bakery and they're run by women. Are you telling me that bakery is a trap??
>>697594589
Eh? Who have i been stalking?
>>697595728
Oh shit we're being called out! Well, by 'we' I mean everyone except me and Red. Because our wifus are American trash.
>>697595522
Normal for the shop Im at. They frontload hard so people can pay and run.
>>697595583
Here. Have a gif.
>if thats the proper Neo you know why Romans totally not eat
>we discussed this at length
>>697595645
One. The ones that were made when I got in collapsed hard so I ate one.
>banana and chocolate handmade muffin
>fuck yeah
>Rory-sama
>>697595744
Not pleasing to your eye I guess. I like it.
And I don't care for the official art because that isn't what I fell in love with. I like the aesthetic, although I guess it just isn't for picky fags like you.
Look, the only thing you can possibly get out of this is being an elitist fucktard. And being elitist in waifu threads is like trying to win the special olympics.
>>697595728
IMMINENT RETARD ALERT
Weeaboo Warning this area until 8:00 EDT. Avoid "my special place" areas. Check local media. -NWS
>>697595265
but the sausage part is what I like
>>697595825
Iz a meme from game stalker. I'm probably using it wrong. Sorry
Hey guys, I'm sort of between a rock and a hard place here. I'd appreciate any advice you could send my way. So, my waifu is Aoba-chan. Now I know what you're thinking but I'm not some fag who chooses a new waifu every time I come across a cute girl from a recently airing show. Prior to Aoba, I didn't have a waifu. It was quite literally love at first sight. But this isn't the problem. My predicament is that I'm torn between whether I want Aoba as a daughteru and to be a father figure to her, or if I want to give her the sweet dickings and start a happy family together. What are your thoughts, anons?
>>697595999
Check'd. Also, I'm not proper Neo. I'm new! She's mine now tho.
>>697595728
fuck off chen
>>697595746
It's always been a trap. you didn't know that?
>>697595688
he's a horrible, horrible man.
>>697595999
>checked
Fair enough, most bakerys and cafe's i've been to only have like 10. Even when i worked as a cashier I've only had to give out like 4 or 5 at a time. then again, that was a rural cafe.
>>697595746
Sounds good, did you add me yet? I dont remember if you did or not. When are we playing?
>>697595999
That sounds like a sad amount of muffin intake
>>697596269
I got broads in Atlanta
>>697596345
Oh, I'm sorry I said anything.
>>697596098
Look I don't care about being elitist, that term is the stupidest thing people here have coined.
Just get better art. How dedicated are you really if you don't have a waifu folder full of pics of your waifu? Right now it looks tome like you have a glorified reaction image folder.
>>697596509
I do have a waifu folder full of pics of my waifu though. Just not fanart.
Honestly if you don't love your waifu for what she really is, you can't claim to love her at all.
I don't see anything wrong with having mostly screencaps of her, in fact I'd argue it's the purest form of affection.
Adoration is the emotion furthest from understanding, and if you merely worship an image of her that is skewed from her true self, you do not have a good enough connection.
>>697596477
it's fine, i don't blame you. i just have a score to settle.
>>697596333
>checked
Be both, be her father and dick her.
>>697594028
Had my ipod the whole time, so... no problems there.
>>697594589
RIP.
>>697594726
I am not!
>Mfw about to play drunken WoWs with my head tied to my chair, so it stopes spinning.
>>697596333
Is there something wrong with daughteru fuckin?
>>697596358
I must've had you here on the list; I'm on mobile so I can't make sure and I also don't have the app
Your name is Zymir if I remember correctly
Mine is Omenja. Since I don't know what timezone you're on, let's say in 14 hrs.
>>697596345
Oh hoo shet, might have to reconsider talking to the cashier. Arigatou robotto
>>697595045
Ah sweet mang. The mons are always nice to be around. Got a point there, if there's some enjoyment then it's all good.
Been meaning to ask, listened to anything good lately? Been awhile since I got something from the best music bud.
>>697595642
Sick man, and it was a combo. Only noteworthy PoTG recently was getting 5 guys on the payload with Death Blossom. King's Row as well.
>>697597034
Lucky you, couldn't find any ear buds.
>>697593150
I've had better days, but my pride isn't gonna break any time soon.
>>697593295
Yo, yo.
What's up?
>>697596967
>awkward shuffling
>>697596248
Ah no worries. I don't even know what you're talking about though.
>>697596967
That sounds like you just made it up.
As I said stop making excuses for having shitty art.
Plus I don't only love my waifu for her looks, but for the way her character deals with hardships and her personality, she was my waifu ever since I read the novel after all but that's why I want to expand on that by having a large folder of fanart and official art alike.
Borderline, stop being lazy and save all the good art of your waifu you can find.
>>697596248
stalk out of here getter
>>697597140
Im surprised you remembered, i do have you i just checked. I will try for that, i just gotta remember later today. Im sure we will get a few in
>>697597178
Tfw 7 billion in offshore account but all that money cant rid me of these feels
Hmmm, only for rap more or less. I havent ventured out much to he other genres. Depends on what you wanna hear
>>697597230
Not much, staying up when i shouldnt be and ruining my sleep schedule i just fixed. You?
>>697597140
And what's wrong with traps?
>>697597034
Are too
>That face is cute
>>697595746
My friend was the Braum he's still learning support but he wants to main support
>>697595642
Yeah I'm mostly set on Navy. I've looked into the Air Force
>Turns out most Aspies in the military found the best time in the air force
Gonna take the AZVAB to see what I qualify for and go from there
>>697597486
I'll save images that look like my waifu, not images that imitate my waifu.
What are you going to do, convince my eyes to hate the way she looks in her show?
>>697596509
>>697595744
Quit picking on the guy then? You ever hear the phrase if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all?
I have been hearing a lot of old fags crying about anons using the term elitist around here, we'll stop fucking acting like it and you wont hear it.
>>697597702
Hoo yah navy
Dont go nuke
>>697597777
I guess I'll just let it go dude. No need for someone else to draw his fire.
Also very nice quads of luck.
>>697597613
Smoking.
Getting ready to wind down.
I should probably stop smoking though. Shit'll fuck up my lungs.
>>697597777
Quads.
>>697597863
What's up shipmate?
>>697597863
Most of my relatives were in the Navy for a very long time
>Fathest I traced back was a German in the Navy during WW1
>Still looking into my family history
My family also seemed to have shit luck according to records
>>697597777
You will still hear it because it became a meme at this point to call anyone that doesn't act like an autistic 10 year old an elitist.
>>697597613
>all that money cant rid me of these feels
I never asked for this feeling. For a short while it can, guaranteed it won't last.
That's in my top three so fine by me. Eh just throw something out there, if you want something as well you got it.
>>697597178
I don't think I got a 5 man kill from Death Blossom. Only 4 plus another that didn't die from it lol. Kings row is full of sick plays. probably energy channeled from the Gherkin
>>697597702
So not set on a job huh? I still have to take that test just been lazy about it.
>>697597771
Nope, I want to convince you to save better art, it's not hard, everyone does it, so go and do it.
You'll not only look, but be more dedicated in the end. But fine use shitty crops.
>>697597777
You ever hear the phrase self moderation?
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