neon animal genitalia of the male variety
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neon animal genitalia of the male variety
>>697405100
yeah, everything is expensive there.
I could do with a beer or two, to bad im only 20
>>697405562
whynotboth
>>697405405
I had no idea you were so inexperienced.
>>697405732
Ahh, those inferior American laws~
>>697405732
lol underage
>>697405906
Because there is a limitless amount of amazing and fantastic things to dream about then me.
delete thread
>>697406207
just buy em for me :)
>>697406120
who cares
>>697406252
y
>>697404521
Well I don't mean in videos, more just when pleasuring yourself. Each time I see a pic of someone having private time they all have a weird kind of "dazed happiness" face. Nothing like the face I make.
>>697406207
you don't take compliments very well huh
>>697406846
No, I do not deserve compliments.
>>697406120
.... Lesson number two?
>>697406969
Shh, you're beautiful.
Match just started, see everyone in a bit
>>697406977
I'll give you whichever lessons you need, if you're ready for them~
>>697407948
Well, how much experience I got, do you reckon? ;o
Where'd Cow go :<
>>697408784
I'll start slow and see how much you can handle~
>>697409693
Oh myyy~ <3
>>697410308
nanars
>>697409693
meowser
>>697410801
KAT! There you are! :D 'Sup?
>>697410887
wemons
>>697410981
am watching shaun of the dead
what yuou up to luv?
>>697410308
I see I've disarmed you already :3c
>>697410801
nyanyanyan
>>697411093
Hai~~~
>>697411107
suuuuuuuuup bb?
>>697411196
what up bb girl?
>>697411334
Being bored and getting ready for bed.
Soup with you?
>>697411093
Luv? Eumm, heheh :*D
Naughty stuff... >.> Yourself?
>>697411107
Oh no no, that was an "oh myyy" of anticipation... :'D
>>697411334
Nothing big. Playing game, planning a convention schedule, snackin'
Typical lazy cat stuff
ew who is that
So what's everyone up to?
>>697411541
same. am bored and exhausted as hell. watching movies
>>697411620
lol how fun for you ;3
am just watching movie meow
>>697411688
what game you playing? what you snacking?
>>697411812
movies~
>>697411620
Bad boy!
...describe this naughty stuff :3c
>>697412021
Sounds fun
>>697412021
Ducktales Remastered and apple chips.
What movie?
>>697411805
Why don't you say that to my taint.
>>697411812
Looking at dicks.
>>697412021
What kind of movies?
>>697412161
yeah its not bad. howre you?
>>697412329
ohh the apple chips sound delightful~
Shaun of the Dead
>>697412338
^is that movie i mentioned up there
>>697412338
Any dick in particular or just dicks
>>697412618
Okay. Need to fix my Sega CD's gears.
>>697412338
don't be gross
>>697412618
MEOW.
>>697412712
how do you fix those?
>>697412021
Oops, asked you twice... My memory is shit :P
>>697412128
It involves stroking, butts, some dripping... >.> I'm not sure how to describe it in a non-dirty way
>>697412881
weeeem <3
>>697412618
How do you like it?
>>697412712
Cartoon animal dicks.
>>697412840
Too late, I am disgusting.
>>697412888
Align them properly. There's very little information on it though.
>>697412988
gay
>>697412618
They're delicious. Cinnamon flavoured~
>>697412881
nya.
>>697412924
But why would you even try to describe it in a non-dirty way?~
>>697413093
It's what I do best.
>>697412988
why are you like this
>>697412924
lol i didnt even notice. my memory es poop.
describe this more detailed '
>>697412988
i have always loved this movie. favorite horror comedy
>>697413093
so like how would you align them? what would go into that?
>>697413220
oh golly that sounds good!
>>697413365
I've heard.
>>697412969
WoW has got me again, kitty.
>>697413220
Post your butt.
>>697413425
Trial and error because I forgot to take pictures of the gears and they have no alignment lines on them
>>697413220
>>697413425
Fine, I'm looking at furry butts and fapping furiously, are you two happy now :P
>>697413416
Because I WAS BORN THAT WAY
>>697413425
I like it too, it's pretty good.
>>697413470
Where have you heard that?
>>697413525
oh nooooooooooooo!
>>697413570
ohhh that sounds like a pain in the asssssssss
>>697413633
no i am not. you had better detail the first time.
>>697413777
es more than pretty good! es pretty awesoooooooooome
>>697413777
from someone.
>>697413425
It's impossible for me to not eat the whole bag~
But it's just apples so that's fine
>>697413525
my butt isn't worthy
>>697413633
Getting there~ But further detail is required >:3
>>697413944
Eh, it's pretty good.
>>697413954
Reveal your source.
>>697414164
Who do you think?
>>697413944
It can be but I got a good tip.
>>697413944
You could've prevented this.
>>697414090
Post it.
>>697414090
i want some now! i have good to snack on here
>>697414164
fuk u
>>697414298
i hope it goes really easy for you~
>>697414298
I can't even imagine.
>>697414479
You wish.
>>697413944
I think I'd better not get into more detail than I did
>>697414090
... AND, I might finish onto a certain cat's butt if he doesn't stop being nosy
>>697414457
I'm sorrrrrrrry!!!!!!!
>>697414642
n-nuh uh!!!1
>>697414652
why knot?
>>697414642
He's really gay
>>697414479
I do too. I hate forcing stuff. Some times I don't know my own strength and break shit.
>>697414479
Come over here and I'll share
>>697414652
Is that so?
In that case, provide more detail.~
>>697414457
b-but
>>697414844
uh oh and i imagine that stuff is fragile as hell too
>>697414813
YES HUH!
>>697414844
That could be anyone!
>>697414813
I dunno, I'm just fapping. What is there to detail? :p
>>697415084
That and I guess I'm strong
>>697415089
Yes, but we both know who it is.
>>697415001
yassssssss pls share <3
>>697415089
m-maybe
>>697415138
i dunno lol
>>697415224
hulk hogan strong?~
>>697415224
I assure you, I have no idea.
>>697415565
There you go, good kitty.
>>697415565
Not that strong.
>>697415001
I might if there's somewhere more private the nosy kitty wants to talk~
>>697415705
:/3 *rubs you lemon peels
>>697415741
aww
>>697415906
Strong enough though.
>>697415906
*squirts*
>>697415565
I thought the same thing
>>697415705
Uh huh.
what the fuck even is this thread anymore
>>697414844
I remember the first time that happened. That's probably a thing that happens in every man's life, where they're fidgeting with something and then just completely obliterate it and are like "Wow...that's annoying...but I'm kind of impressed with myself."
>>697416102
macho man randy savag strong?
>>697416105
ohh yeah bb squirt into my tea~
>>697416128
;~; i just want lewd stuff
>>697415565
I'm dangling them in front of the screen. They're so close to you~
>>697415823
Aw, not enough of an exhibitionist to share here? I suppose I could do that :3c
>>697416325
You and I both want lewd stuff~
>>697416325
Enough to have my way with my boy
>>697416283
REALLY
>>697416287
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON
THE END IS NIGH
>>697416325
Ooh yeah, I bet you'd like that
>>697416526
bastard you know i cant reach!
i hope you enjoy being lewd with Nanars ;~;
>>697416540
wew ;3
>>697416664
mmyeah ;3
squirt all over my fish n chips luv
>>697416839
yep
>>697416839
I'm gonna lemonize your whole world~
>>697416325
I'm sorry, I don't pay a lot of attention to how I fap :P
>>697416526
I'll try to make it up to you by being a lot dirtier in private :p Hooow about Steam?
>>697416987
oh gosh~~~~~~
maybe zest on my scones too ;3
>>697417103
you slut ;~;
<3
>>697417290
Now, now, we don't want things to get too sour
>>697416839
Then you'll have to come closer :3
Oh I will~
>>697417103
Sure~ Gimme yours?
