Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697373592
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claim your Tetis Waifu
>>697379335
>>697380215
Oh sorry! Dont say you are unfit for your waifu, everyone is fit for there waifu not matter what
>>697380281
I try to listen to all of it if I dont I just get rid of it so i can put stuff I will actually listen to
>>697379392
Oh yeah, you are at work now, aren't you?
You should read the books, they are good
>>697380050
I'm good!
How is lain going?
>Lurking
IM LATE AS FUCK BOI!
Best doll claimed.
Gonna head off for the night now, farewell good hunters.
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We don't say to the rich 'Give to the poor', we say 'German people, help each other'. Rich or poor, each one must help thinking, there's someone even poorer than I am, and I want to help them as a fellow countryman.
-Adolf Hitler
Top Overwaifu claimed
QOTT: What's your actual profession? How hard is your work? What does it pay?
>fast food
>physically not at all, psychologically is a constant struggle to not go full retard and beat people to death
>minimum wage; 10.7 maplebucks/hr, before taxes and deductions
>>697380320
mandatory cc claim
>>697380286
>saber
Says a lot about you
>you are not wanted here!
Claimed
>>697380299
>best it can do is Hearthstone.
Great game!
Im listening to music on Dubtrack now to hope to maybe find some new goodies
You niggers have shit taste
also Olivier Mira Armstrong claimed
Claimed.
>>697380775
McDumbass
>>697380578
gonna watch more tonight I have been so busy I havent been able to do shit for myself so glad I have nothing to do today.
>>697380775
Game technician
physically and mentally the same
11 and hour
>>697380299
yeah my laptops not bad as it is but having a pc that can run games on god tier setting would be awesome
>>697380975
Watch yourself, my 3D waifu works mcdonalds!
>>697380775
Cook in a small cafe
Physically intensive because my body is fucked. Mentally intensive because the bosses never communicate with the people in the shop until the day of or the day before.
20 kangaroo dollarydoos per hour. Paid $500 in the bank weekly, anything over 38 hours is cash in hand.
>>697380775
>student
>i take weight training, kinda physical whatever. it's fine mentally as long as teachers allow me to listen to music.
>education
>>697380695
Good fortune for governments that the people do not think!
>Adolf Hitler
>>697380934
Excellent. Fucking. Taste. Pinnacle of Full Metal Waifus.
>stronk
>fearless
>brilliant leader
>based
>smart as fuck
>pretty as a picture
>loyal
>SWOOOOOOOORD
>basically Esdeath minus psychopathy
>>697380975
I know. Well, Subway, but whatever. I fully acknowledge it's my own fault for fucking around in school and not going to post-secondary.
>>697380775
Cashier at Chinese restaurant
Same as you
8 USD an hour and free food each day
>>697381081
How far are you? Only the first episode?
>>697380875
That game is in such a bad shitty state. They did make it balanced a little bit more with fucking mechs.
>>697380299
Is it to shitty for GMOD, because ATM that would be my favorite game and its a very easy one for your pc to handle
>>697381281
Oh no offense was meant.
I like the place, just its...meh
>storefront robotic verification screen
>>697380775
>Ancient Love Machine
>I'm the only entity in existence that has enough love to do it
>The joy of seeing Anons be happy with Waifus is payment enough
>>697380934
But I like Olivier!
Major Armstrong is better though
>>697380775
Cook
40 AU/hour
>dont rail me please
>>697380805
FUCK I GOT MEMED ON
>ILL EAT YOUR BRAIN
>>697381568
Where the actual fuck do you work, a mining job?
>>697381568
Good choice of waifu mate, probably my waifu if ジョジョ (JoJo) wasnt so great
Memes
>>697381429
Im in my fourth year for accounting nignog.
Ya gotta get yourself some learnin.
Learn a trade or some. Elecrical or welding is pretty chill
>>697380775
>What's your actual profession?
tattoo artist
>How hard is your work?
physically the only pain i get is in my hand.
psychologically i go under a lot of stress due me wanting to perfect everything due it being permanent
>What does it pay?
depending on how long it takes and the size it varies but the least i have been paid is £20
>>697381985
Nou
>>697381193
Ah, sorry for late replies, doing some other stuff.
And yeah, sure is, I've been collecting these parts for a while now and the wait is killing me.
Maybe one day Esdeath you can have your own.
>>697381456
Sadly. Dont hurt me! I will kepp going!
>>697382052
20 pounds for a tattoo, should be like a shitty drawn tiny one yeah?
I'm shocked she hasn't been claimed
>>697382091
maybe once im not a student maybe it would be nice and no problem on the late reply's ill be here ll night
I should say something to start conversation...
>>697381568
AU is koalabucks? Fuck, my wife makes better money than me.
>>697381886
I don't have the brains for math. My brain is really, really good with words. I had 30 words in my vocabulary before I was a year old, and I've always loved reading and writing. I read Moby Dick in an afternoon when I was 8. Same for Call of the Wild. I was reading and understanding books like Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies at 14. But I've always been utter shite at math.
>>697382052
Tat artists usually run about $100 CAD/hr where I am.
>>697382347
Best girl imo
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHdWBK1724
>>697382447
how old are you o:
>>697382317
yea, was a small flower on a girls thumb.
and i just started my career.
>>697382526
noice tripcode faggot o:
>>697381568
She won't
~~im the one getting railed~~
>>697382094
It's not problem, you need to take your time watching it
>pew pew
Claim
>>697380775
>What's your actual profession?
I'm a voluntary firefighter. Basically work on calls or when there's something planned like a maintenance or practice
>How hard is your work
Depends on whether or not I have to do stuff or only do the basic shit like being a backup or something like that. But it's hard mentally
>What does it pay
The pay is shit, not even above minimum wage
>>697381769
Rekt
>no! I'm not one of you!
>>697382652
I dun fucked up
>>697382651
She's mine!
She's going to rail ME!
Not some slut like you!
>>697380516
Thanks, but I guess Rem could fall for personality rather character.
CLAIM CLAIM CLAIM
>>697382495
it took me 20 mins to do
plus i just started.
and it was tiny
QOTTT: what dere is esdeath I think I know but would like a second opinion. also what dere would you say you are?
>>697382538
20 years old why?
>>697382581
That tiny, jesus christ. Should have meant alot to her to pay 20 pounds for that tiny.
>>697382581
>>697379316
>im the 7th or 8th
Hm. Quite likely. I do know for certain that Sanya, Taihou, Tomoko and Kongou arrived earlier than yourself.
>everyone took a liking to me though i was hostile at the start
Yes, right. Personally, I perceive you as straightforward rather than simply hostile, though he never held any tolerance for faggotry.
>im gonna go with the 17th of october as i remember it being before halloween
You and me both. It is not a concrete date, to be sure, but the closest we have. It'll do. The seventeenth of October will serve as our anniversary. To support October further, my first bit of OC was created on November 1st. I'm not proud of it, but most of the older sect would have been around by this point, or else I wouldn't have been able to make it work.
>he reason i asked this is because i want us to celebrate our one year anniversary when it comes up
Ah. I see.
I'm not certain how we'd celebrate it either, though the idea is nice, nevertheless.
>>697382495
Then be a garbage man
o:
>>697382945
sure laddy
you act 12
>>697382447
Ah, what are you studying? If you don't mind me asking.
>>697382651
Thanks for understanding my love~
>>697382860
Nigga you so late
>>697382651
>>697382843
What have I done?
>>697382933
Ah, that'll do it.
>>697382945
Esdeath is painfully yandere. I am probably dandere.
>>697383062
I actually need to look into that. Hear it pays well.
>>697382945
Esdeath is just plain crazy
Ran seems to be considered Yandere a lot
>>697383101
do i? well im not im 20
>not going to fall for it
>>697383062
Garbage men dont earn very low. around 2000 euro a month, where i live atleast
>>697383318
Memes
>>697382740
You sonuvabitch
>DEATH TO THE MINISTER
>>697383138
>>697382843
But you just said you didn't want to be railed?
>>697383318
Hey Galko
>>697383333
Well, who do you pick?
>>697383228
Just tell me what you think and what is happening at some points through it
>>697383428
Hang me
>>697383333
That and plumbin, hell anything up.
Youll get there eh
>>697383193
I was going into nursing but I gave up cause I hated it im studying law atm....well i will be in september
>>697383228
I was eating and shit, don't blame me. In fact, I have to leave again soon to shower. GOnna wait till next thread to secure waifu.
We claiming Holo, best wolf-god hybrid.
>>697381525
She's the stocking
>>697383810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ
>>697383408
Hell yeah man. Gotta pay em well to have them do that job
>>697383771
I feel like she should at least look a little bit better than that...
>>697383810
Why not?
>>697383101
That's rich.
>>697383686
I see, want to be a lawyer I suppose?
>>697383986
Be back in a little bit
>>697383730
Hello
>>697383937
You pranked me good
>>697383974
I don't know
>>697383974
How was the sleep?
>>697383686
>studying law
Congratulations man.
>>697384062
Cute
>>697383465
I already said that. Get rekt again
>>697384062
Cute
>>697383549
Does a man have to pick?!
>>697383974
Howdy, gunwife.
>>697383986
would be pretty neat howd you know haha
>>697384160
>>697384165
Am not.
>>697383549
Okay I will keep you posted
>>697383698
kek I was joking man, I have to eat anyways so probably gonna catch ya next thread
>>697384137
That's only happening in about 2 hours, yours?
here
>>697384155
thanks shiro I hope it works out for me better than nursing did
>>697383549
I'm her shipmate!
ジョジョ is off cya.
>>697384286
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>697384251
Fuck off
>>697384155
>>697384382
Ship the two underage fags ITT
And time to disappear again
>>697384235
But you are
>>697384062
>
>>697384286
Broken by a toddler with conjunctivitis and already not feeling well. Somehow Im not tired.
>>697384222
>qt ohayou
>nice trips
To be honest, I'm not sure what else you can do with a law degree/certification.
>>697384326
Yo tom
>>697384462
I'm shipped with Renge.
>>697384235
C U T E
U
T
E
>>697384272
Nice buttcrack.
>>697384212
Doing good, started GuP a while ago, going for the 2nd epi now.
>>697384440
Insert compliment without turning this post into hugbox.
>>697384562
How fun. Yet another reason for me not to want to have kids.
>>697384730
Only good clothing anime was Ecchi la Ecchi
>>697384730
hello knees
>>697384778
And
You and esedese are both underage
>>697384578
thats true haha
>almost thought you were megumin
I cant see...
>>697384462
ship the shitposters!
>>697384837
Thanks.
>>697384468
But I'm not.
>Bye cute bote, have fun wherever you're going!
>>697384562
>
>>697384790
Am not!
I'm BEEEAACCKKK!!!!
>>697384866
W-what?
I wouldnt know. I dont really watch much anime
>>697384212
Oh yeah, you could rail us both!
>>697384264
Good!
>>697384405
I can join and make it a three person ship
>>697384897
Explode with tomoko
>>697385025
HIJOEYBACKWITHJOEYSSUPERCOOLFOODREVIEWS IM BEEEEAAACK
>>697385118
explosions are ok i guess
>>697384929
So, how long will it all take?
>you've already made it further than me.
All I am is a man
I want the world in my hands
I hate the beach
But I stand
In California with my toes in the sand
Use the sleeves of my sweater
Let's have an adventure
Head in the clouds but my gravity's centered
Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
You in those little high-waisted shorts, oh
She knows what I think about
And what I think about
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, no
'Cause it's too cold
For you here and now
So let me hold
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater
And if I may just take your breath away
I don't mind if there's not much to say
Sometimes the silence guides our minds
So move to a place so far away
The goose bumps start to raise
The minute that my left hand meets your waist
And then I watch your face
Put my finger on your tongue
'Cause you love to taste, yeah
These hearts adore
Everyone the other beats hardest for
Inside this place is warm
Outside it starts to pour
Coming down
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, no, no, no
>>697385274
is that you my friend?
Actually leaving for now. I'll be on later tonight!
>>697385318
I like you
>>697384326
Better late than never, how are you?
>>697385377
yes hi
>>697385454
bye
Oh wow, The shitposter returned
Don't have anything better to do I take it?
>mfw
>>697385460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUGO7SKCQMg
>>697385454
Later sister
>>697385510
Ew, thats...pretty fuckin gross
>>697385018
>
>>697384837
Not my kid. It shouldnt be for too much longer.
>>697385565
>oh wow, my chinese animu thread is ruined now
>>697385311
could take a while I know getting the law degree itself takes 4 years I believe
>>697385564
hello haven't spoken to you through waifu in a while
>>697385614
pretty fuckin sexy
>>697383957
>I feel like she should at least look a little bit better than that...
That's impossible though.
>>697385688
Wow, let's hope it's worth it, and good luck.
>>697385102
>mercy_smart.png
I may not be good at math, but logic is another thing altogether!
>>697385567
So do you literally download all these pics just to shitpost on waifu or what? Is that literally the express purpose of this?
I sexually identify as a Joey'sWorldTour
>>697385745
she sure has a great personality anon
