Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
still here
i wanna die
>>697145465
How does that even make sense?!
>>697145472
Why not?
wew wew lol XDDDD
>>697145598
Don't do it
>>697145616
Thats a bit lood
>>697145730
It does. Accept it.
>>697145730
Because something happened just then, and now I can't tell.
>>697145842
No!
>>697145936
What could have possibly happen?!
>>697145922
Just cause.
>>697146131
Accept! Obey! Conform!
>>697146287
Will i meet jenny if i don't?
>She's a psychopath
>Crazy
>Bitchy attitude
>no regard for human life
>will probably kill
and 100% without a doubt perfect
>>697146442
Even Ezreal is better than your edgy waifu shit
>>697146287
No! Government leave reeeeee!
>Digievolves to a Edgelord
>Semi-naked shotacon
>Rule the Digital World
>>697146131
A bit
>Sorry
>It's for your own good
>And sanity
>>697145842
Problem with that?
>>697146378
Maybe
>>697146702
OBEY
B
E
Y
>>697147197
Keep it tasteful and we cool.
>>697147094
Oh well, I'll just proceed to assume the worst like I always do.
>>697147234
Shoo~
>>697147234
i'll take my chances with life then.
>>697147197
it makes me wanna fap to something that's not a robot or OJ. fuck you
>>697147331
Yes. You probably should.
>>697147197
Naisu
Claimed
>>697147390
Would you fuck a car?
>>697147753
if it looked like jenny, yes.
>>697147476
Gotcha, in which case, my time here may not last much longer. Shame, I rather liked this place.
>>697147958
Wait, what?
Thread is dead
>>697148062
When I assume the worst, I assume the absolute worst.
>>697148320
happens
>>697148343
No no no! It's nothing THAT drastic, I assure you!
>>697148343
S U I C I D E
>>697148463
>It's for your own good
>And sanity
Made it seem rather drastic...
>>697148534
Hush you, I'll get in a car accident sooner or later with the way I drive. Hope I die then, alright?
>>697148640
Then don't drive like you ride. You're a little larger in a car.
>>697148640
No, it's not THAT drastic that you have to leave the thread
>>697148640
lookin' forward to it
lol yur waifu will never love u back
claimed
good morning everyone
Did I miss anything or anyone?
>>697148988
Kikuchi is in denial like always and my hard drive shat itself. how are you?
>>697148988
Nope
>Just feeding my ass off in League
>Again
>>697148698
>Had to drive my moms rental car yesterday to go home and drop stuff off and grab jumper cables
>FF autotragic
>Ended up screeching the tires
>Pushing to speeds I take on my bike down that hill
>Fun as all fuck, even if it was an autotragic
Literally after 1 mile of a drive, she could smell the warm rubber and see the heat coming from the engine.
>>697148719
I'm rather concerned and really want to know what it is now.
>>697148732
I'll make sure it's extra spectacular.
>>697148988
Sup Akikikikokokoko.
>>697148988
おはよう
あなたが逃した /waifu/ 瀕死 :^)
>>697149316
Don't kill a car too. Wasn't a bike enough you murderer?
>>697149316
Okay okay fine. I was bluffing again - just wanted to tease you but I changed my mind.
>>697149151
>Kikuchi is in denial
What did he do this time?
>how are you?
Good but a bit tired. I spent all day and night working on my new banter vid. It turned out pretty good though so I'm proud of it
>>697149154
>feeding my ass off in League
Rip bacon
Who are you playing?
kek, if you need some quality gameplay advice you can watch our banter vids for some master-tier plays
>>697149316
Oh, hi Makoto
I remember telling you about the new banter vid, but forgot to link it. Did you see it?
>>697149426
404再び?
おはようございます。あなたは私のビデオを見ましたか?
>>697149534
Nope!
>I plan to murder things with speed!
>The ZX is next.
>>697149544
Jeeeez Hanako, I'd rather you tease me than make me worry!
>>697149701
I saw the link, but was a bit too busy to watch it at the time.
>>697149701
>What did he do this time?
>i'm not qt!
As always. May i ask what exactly is a banter vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnGYaqjW-A
>>697149908
>woof woof
>>697149701
Please oh great one, teach me the ways of Jhin!
>just bought him
>>697149817
Yeah. Sorry bout that.
>Off to play League again
>>697149701
何404は、少しだけは死んでいないようです。
あなたのビデオ?
Haha, taiga from toradora
Linking the latest banter video to all you thirsty anons
https://youtu.be/BuNT9XDQEio
>>697149817
Oh, well. Whenever you got time. It IS 17 minutes after all
>>697149847
>i'm not qt!
Typical
>what exactly is a banter vid
Oh they're just the stupidest and best moments we have while playing games compiled in a mediocre video made by me. Though I did try stepping up my game with the last one which I just linked
>>697150016
> teach me the ways of Jhin!
Ah fuck. I don't have anything of jhin in the banter videos other than me murdering him. I do have mastery 5 on him. he's a lot of fun and really strong. It's mostly about chaining your abilities inbetween autoattacks to maximize damage output. My basic combo is auto-grenade-auto-trap-root-auto-auto-ult. if you can pull it off this combo should kill anyone other than tanks. Since your attack speed is fixed animation cancelling is key
>>697150169
>あなたのビデオ?
はい。リンクを参照してください。
>>697150487
Good day taiga
>>697150016
Jhin is pretty cool. Gotta get an engagey supp though. You should kite like a boss.
>>697150635
>mama i'm 20
not even a minute and i'm laughing. So these are literally just an archive of your best online moments?
>>697150487
Best Tsun
>>697150016
Have fun in the land of salt!
>>697150635
Will do.
Best type moon claimed.
>>697151098
>an archive of your best online moments?
Pretty much
This is the third of these banter vids I've made but this one is a notch above the others so of course I'm promoting it a bit
These are the others. They're shorter
https://youtu.be/x8L1bT7m5dU
https://youtu.be/Oy0qY4fzNHY
>>697151239
Ayyy thanks tsun
>>697151367
Hello Shiki
Had a good day?
>>697151515
Just got up about an hour ago and doing some studying, trying not to cave in and go buy some donuts.
>>697151515
Id play with you guys but 300 ping is baaaaaad
>>697151841
It's not that bad.
I play with them and I don't get that much lag
>Kirino
>>697151515
they're pretty fun to watch.
>>697151841
>500
Get on my level shrub
I'd play with you guys but you're all under gold.
Money Over Everything
>>697151961
I may give it a try then.
>>697151978
u wot
>>697152008
Elitist scum
>>697150635
素敵
>>697152048
hey olive eyed nigger
>>697152048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUhRKVIjJtw
waddup?
>>697152049
you heard me
>>697152238
>>697152231
Ak-47 is my fucking address
>>697152049
Indeed.
>>697152231
your mean. I'm not an Olive Eyed You know what
>>697152419
somehow i doubt that
>>697152763
Its fine bb <3
>>697152803
Hi Robo babe
>>697152970
ay shino baby. waddup boi?
>>697151586
Seem like slow day. I should get some more work done myself
>trying not to cave in
Sleep deprivation or stress?
>>697151841
League ping would be worse than overwatch ping but it's still not as bad as you'd expect
>>697151978
I'm glad you like it. I put a lot of time into the last one
>>697152008
Think of a new joke Chen, it's getting old
>>697152231
>素敵
どうもありがとうございました。
私はそれに焦点を当て
>>697151515
EU Best or EU NE?
>>697153164
ha?
>>697153148
Notta Jenny. Just Got woken up my Dogs for no reason its 6:35 in the morning.
I got a meeting today at 10am at a coffee shop so I guess im glad im up?
also
101010001010101001<310101001010101
>>697153164
Yeah slow saturday at the tail end of summer.
>Sleep deprivation or stress?
No, no, the expression, as in to give in to my sweet tooth and buy some donuts.
>>697153164
これはかなり良いとしました。
その中の人々のすべてをした誰ですか?
>>697153164
it's no problem. At least your putting more effort into your videos than what i put into my autistic masterpeices.
>>697153436
Any daylight you get is daylight not wasted.
>��5*
I'm not sure if it's just me. but it just comes up as a bunch of gibberish.
>>697152008
Don't worry we're getting matched up against diamonds every game anyway.
>>697150635
>>697150786
Thank you senpais
>>697151239
Thank... you?
>>697153830
Aww, look who's here.
The Cuckinator steals all your waifu!
>>697153830
Wait, what servers are you guys on? I wanna see if the ping is horrible.
لقد عدت للتو هنا لممارسة الجنس
عن طريق الفم
>>697154068
Yet another lovely quote by our lovely host
>>697153947
It's the massive pussive. Howdy.
>>697154068
Wat. When did you get here?
>>697154230
Morning, lovely <3.
>>697153223
EUW of course
>>697153261
Hǎo le
>>697153494
Slow day best day. What are you studying for? Retaking exams?
>give in to my sweet tooth
Boy do I know that struggle
>>697153589
Mugen, Aizawa, karen, Kyouko, Homura, Zuihou and Prinz
>>697153711
Yo, you got stuff online? Link that right now
>>697153881
You're welcome
>>697154276
Is not Karen, is Shino
>>697154176
Here I have this pic if you don't already.
>Ika
>>697154276
Forced meme, Karen won't be back for a while.
>>697154361
Mine is good, would be better if I had woke up earlier. Trying to finish my chores as soon as possible so I can buy time to relax and watch animu. What about you?
>>697153711
beep boop
>>697154068
حسنا إذن، أعطني الجنس عن طريق الفم
>>697154276
its fake isis karen desu
>>697154581
dunno.
>>697154510
Damn it. I hate stopping by midway for this exact reason.
>>697154581
Yeah I know, like another week or so.
>>697154604
I thought Karen was actually a real Isis. Guess I was wrong.
>>697154510
Prepare you anus
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCytUr37St0HrJsQ_KlsA6iQ
>>697154576
Used to, lost it when my hard drive died. thanks
>since when did you get here?
>>697154604
I have nothing left for you. go away peasant!
The cuckinator tries 1 more time to steal all your waifu!
>>697154767
Like right now. I as fapping a while ago.
>>697154647
That's even worse than a binary answer, I don't really have much to expand there.
Does that mean you don't have anything at all planned to do? Not even ideas? My mind is always full of them and alternatives in case my plans can't be realized.
Nice pic though, this thread lacks a lot of short hair but your pics are enough to compensate in cuteness.
>>697154767
give me something then
>>697154901
and fails once again
>>697154921
Did you at least announce it?
>>697155102
:^)
>>697151239
Cutie idol
Heard you and Mizore had a little fun~
TRIPS GETS Whole Place takes a Power Nap!
KinPatsu!
>>697154510
Yeah fucked up an exam earlier.
Rem claimed
>>697155222
checked
and lewd
also stop by sometime jenny
>>697155276
Fuck that I just woke up
>>697155361
You mean your room?
>>697155016
Thanks.
>>697155222
Announce what?
Dibs
>>697155429
yeah but you can come to my house if you want.
>>697155482
the fact you were capping off
>>697155501
menstrual cycle waifu
>>697155522
and do what?
>out of relevant images
>should've backed up when i had the chance
Does anyone know how to use F12?
>>697155661
You press the F12 key with your finger. Or do you mean FL12?
>jenny
>>697155596
Nope.
>Ika
>>697155703
But do you know how to use what it brings up?
>>697154767
>>697155821
Did you listen to Soundtracks for the Blind?
>>697155735
well you should've
>>697155782
dunno. but i do it's triggering
>>697155784
i fucking warned you m8
>jenny
>>697155782
Some of them, it's easy to edit in the elements tab, say you wanted to edit (you)s in or out. I can add cookies to the console when needed say for KanColle but don't much much about it.
>>697155282
is this the right anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMZhEaO0nJk
>>697156025
To a degree, Mirai Fukuin is a shameless cash grab to the same series of movies, with the same characters but a largely unconnected plot.
>>697156011
Would you like to get free Karen Leeds when she comes back?
>>697156000
I wasn't here before I fapped though
>>697156146
Lewds* not Leeds.
>Ika
>>697156146
I could post some right now
>>697156146
Doesn't matter. i want to know whenever you fap. it could be as simple as
>hey guys Ika clammed
>but not for long
>my boner
>is coming on
>bye
>>697156060
I'm doing my first listen now, those drums on second track hit me pretty hard. I finally understand the logical conclusion to music meme.
>>697156011
Holy shit your taste is fantastic imo
>>697156146
Not really, if I wanted lewds I could just use a booru and Karen isn't exactly an attractive character.
>>697156314
I'm glad you like it.
>>697156387
>karen
>Not attractive
????
Back in my day this was /mu/core.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZc2ylAwRf8
>>697156286
But I'd like them straight from Karen.
>>697156387
Why? Wouldn't you like to play a little prank on Karen when she comes back. Say we got septs and then after she posts say just kidding or something?
I'm waiting for this to be shipped to my house
So I've tried EU Best from my comp. 350 ping is horrible when you play an ability heavy champ.
>>697156802
Want to have a gay time
It'll be golden m8
well. thread is 2slow4 me. off to play OW. bye
>>697156787
Should have saved up and gotten this one instead
>>697156879
We had an Irelia Ashe losing botlane to Ashe Lux. In beginner bots. Wut.
This Panzer tank is kinda a let down.
>>697156910
Ok goodbye.
>>697156802
75+ is enough to piss me off.
>>697156607
What did it get replaced for old man? Don't tell me it was Kanye. Sure /mu/core lacks a bit in diversity but Kanye is just alright.
>>697156955
Fuck i should've
I also have a Saber, and aTohsaka Rin, all i need is shiki
Mine
is it slow? or Just comfy.
>>697158131
squad cancer
>>697158131
I'm just going to shut up now.
>>697158429
not a single reason to
youre a newfag
you inferior
you stupid
>>697158131
neither
>>697156976
You Rory, drop that summoner's so I can add you
>lose
>In beginner bots
Literally what?
>>697158556
cancer squad
>>697158503
Man being this narcissistic on a fucking image board.#lifegoals
>>697158717
planning your shitpost on a stream chat
autistic inferior race goals
I'm going to sleep, not that anyone cares.
Goodnight all
>>697159082
night
Tohsaka Rin claimed
>pls no bully
>>697159082
I care
I hope you dont come back
>>697159082
sweet dreams
>>697159142
>bully softly
>>697159082
Fresh calimari yum
>>697158648
I'm not in Shino's group though, or are squad cancer and cancer squad seperate things?
>>697159082
indeed
>>697159142
Hey
claimed
>>697159183
Bully!
>>697159235
Hello best brocon
>>697158556
They lost bot lane in beginner bots. We won, but it was me and a ryze vs their team.
Also 350 ping. If I do anything itll have to be jg.
>>697159235
They are separate things
Now lets get roight into the NOOSE
>>697159336
fuck off
>>697159268
Only softly~
Veronika claimed
>>697159388
No, you
>>697159021
sitting in someones stream chat to spy for an image board! and im the autist? That was what 3 or 4 weeks ago? still crying about some tomoko pics.
>>697159235
Don't worry about Everyone lower then him apparently.
>>697159450
Shino you ARE pretty autistic
>>697158556
Oh, and Best Rory OCE
Communism will consume you faggots one day.
Ignore the pony please
Just another autist
>>697159956
We always ignore the ponies. Unless they have something of worth to say.
>>697159956
Says the fucking weeb
>>697160045
Ah, i see
I'm new here