BETA/CRINGE THREAD
MR. BETA EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vc0pokhmSA
>>696952022
Somebody please tell me what I'm looking at here
>>696952022
>>696952022
wtf is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjwFVxbY_I
he just keeps yelling like someone will eventually find it funny.......
>>696953743
DO IT FAGGOT
http://efukt.com/21577_Making_Fun_of_Cutters_LOL_TRIGGERS.html
>>696953743
NNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>696954266
>>696953743
FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
>>696952022
I hate to be that guy, but just so I'm clear..........this is a joke song, right? I mean, he's just doing it for the lulz, right?
>>696954981
IT BEGINS
>>696955000
kike! I mean kek!
>>696955166
>>696955304
>confession #3: i have a really demonic dark side
>>696952022
I florm'd in a way that I didn't even think was possible
That voice
>>696955361
>follow your nose!
>>696952022
i aint going to lie. this kinda fire. like he does have rhyme and rhythm. he kept that neck going. this guy cool with me
>>696955000
nice trips
>>696955817
This guy actually doesn't look half bad. Ide put my dick in him
Never forget Mad Thad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVS567-mTMA
>>696952022
>>696956071
>0:46
>black hand appears
woah what a twist
>>696953743
Kill meeeeeeeeeee
>>696954199
>booner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I
IT'S A MEME YOU DIP
>>696952022
WHOAH
>>696956097
>there are people right now that have tattoos of an elderly kike sellout no one will remember in a year
>>696953743
Abandon thread, repeat abandon thread
>>696956534
Ben Stein?
>>696952022
This was my exact reaction.
>>696956565
STOP I'M SUFFERING
>>696952337
>How can I turn straight again.
>>696952747
But what if you have pumped up kicks tho??
>>696956728
might as well be
they all look the same
The classic
>>696956837
my...
>>696957126
>oblivion npc
>>696952022
I fucking love this
Jamien El Shabazz's facebook
>>696952022
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yU-5FnP664
>>696955740
the lyrics
>Mr. Beta thinks he's unattractive to everyone, >Mr. Beta believes nobody thinks he's fun,
>people say he doesn't know how to have a >good time, he might seem too quiet and stiff,
>and you know some women say he's not >strong enough, don't look like he'd be long >enough, all because he doesn't lift...because >he's
>Mr. Beta, Mr. Beta, Mr. Beta, Mr. Beta,
>>696957126
he looks less human than a fucking neanderthal
can't believe this wasn't posted yet
>>696957966
like i said....... Fire
>>696956905
Lenny is the man
>>696957966
Masturbaiter
>>696952337
he's so stylish and polite. he probably opens doors for girlfriends. It's amazing he's never gotten kissed before.
>>696957126
He looks like a wax figure of George Harrison, but someone fucked up and gave him the clothes of the ramones, and upon realizing their mistake, put him out back where the sun melted half of him
>>696958155
what? how is that cringe?
also if you do a 360 you're still facing the same direction and i've been looking for that guy HEAVEN and his buddy Sage after they were mean to me
>>696954443
fucking ponyfags
>>696957904
Fake but fucking hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvN6qApaljk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkls0ciI8l0
>>696956565
really just not even going to finish?
>>696957368
I don't know if it's more pathetic that they're cucks or that they're fucking stupid enough to believe voting is real or that politicians are anything more than actors.
>>696952022 sick shades
>>696959006
>she was my cousin
this guy's incest
>>696956534
Kek
>>696953743
do it now
>>696959293
can't it just be all equally cringey?
the crying really gets me, they're fucking 20 and 30 year olds crying bc they didn't get their way and actually need to repay student loans
>>696958859
Good stuff
>>696959459
Gamera>Godzilla
Fact
>>696959215
How has mankind stooped so low
>>696959416
BRANDED
R
A
N
D
E
D
>>696959215
come on bruh......
>>696959690
Confirmed Alphas:
>Nathan Fagot
>Danial Cuck
>Beefcake motherfucker
>Fucking Jason
>>696959696
Almost had it
>>696956071
Mad Thad was WAAAAAAYYYYYY beyond beta, anon
>>696958587
Newfag
>>696960377
still a nice palindrome post number, tho
>>696952022
why is this not meme'd yet?
>>696955304 Christ......................
>>696959690
Fantastic
>>696958652
Who is the lovely creature in that pic
>>696959292
best part is "Staquafre"
>>696953743
GO TO HELL YOU FAGGOT
>>696952022
This is art, and nobody and tell me it's not
>>696952022
What a legitimately amazing song.
>>696958587
summerfag, lookout!
>>696956837
thats what you get for being worthless at league
>>696955227
The worst part is he's not even a bad-looking dude (no homo)
He could easily get a real gf if he'd stop being a beta faggot
OP is gay
>>696961885
>product of harvard university
>>696956534
this cant be real...
>>696961885
>resist capitalism
>written on an iphone
>>696961436
That's good, OC?
>>696962104
Nah, /v/ or /pol/ made it
>not that theres a notable difference at this point
>>696953896
Oh my God.....
We all knew 'that' kid in school....
If you ever meet a person who wonders why certain kids get bullied, this is the video to show them
>>696961885
Please god let this be ironic
>>696962074
whats the matter goiym, you some kind of antisemite?
>>696961436
kek
>>696956071
fuck that pedo fucker
>>696962854
Holy shit so that's how he turned out....lel
>>696953126
>>696953196
>>696953652
Nice to see a beta female in these threads for once
>>696963412
Hes still goin to church an turnin his lyfe aroun he gud boi
>>696959215
I thought I'd never have to see this again
>>696957368
Wow, fucking to the kek!
FRESH
>>696958517
hearty kek from this, thanks anon
>>696954858
wot
>>696952022
mfw no one has said shit about his incredible Bret Hart shades
>>696954443
>Pretty much my IRL girlfriend would react like that too
Boy, if you don't get.....
>>696954199
>the ass you retard
lost my shit lol
>>696954199
are they real life versions of
>pic related
>>696953896
I haven't physically cringed at a cringe pic/video in a long while but this did it.
>>696964233
>>696961885
STUPID BITCH
>>696956837
Fuck that hurt to read
>>696952022 this should play on /r9k/ 24/7 for the robots
>>696961885
Y'all are dipshits. This is "shoeonhead." It is ironic.
>>696963969
MOTHER FUCK
Poor guy.
>>696957016
>>696952022
new king of /b/?
>>696957368
>>696952022
EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
>>696952022 BWAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I LOVE IT
>>696963142
he's in prison so i'm sure he's getting fucked
>>696959215
>>696958587
kys
>>696959292
Whenever I'm feeling down on myself, I remember people like this exist and I feel better
>>696958517
top florm
>>696955817
I despise these retarded 4-panel shits
>>696959215
goodnight, everybody.
>>696952022
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>>696955967
He looks like he smells like Doritos and Mountain Dew
>>696961436
dammit
>>696953743
u sick fuck!!!!
>>696963568
Crazy thing is I GUARANTEE YOU some guy is regularly fucking that thing.
>>696955719
>>696958155
I don't get it
>>696956097
haha cucked
>>696955940
I stumbled across this obscure little gem the other day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInvkfuQqlw
The about on the channel is just as autistic as the music.
>>696966968
Off by one.
>>696956097
Not even a Bernie supporter but this is just sad to see
>>696971160
no you weren't learn how to fucking read you faggot
>>696971331
falling for my bait.....
>>696955227
At least he chose to use the hottest Pokemon girl
>>696971449
Nice save attempt
>>696963689
>>696961488 agreed
>>696971566
Not even.
>>696972235
Who is hotter than May?
Surely not Misty, lol
>>696956087
I don't know what's more cringe. The attention whore trying to pretend not to be attention whoring or the one taking the bait hoping he has a shot with her.
>>696972657
>her
dude, this is just the tip of the flag 200 ft above the iceberg
thats Kayla, don't even know where to start
>>696956837
Oh... haha
>>696959006
i've been subbed to this kid for awhile now and i sometimes check his shit out of morbid curiosity, but i could never remember when or why i actually subbed.
now i'm almost positive it was because of an early cringe thread. it mustve been, it only makes sense now.
>>696954493
dum fagit can't take a hint
>>696960432
even beyond omega
>>696953743
FAM.................................
>>696955558
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsWvxczQ4dw
>>696973699
>>696952022
His head moves around as if independent from his body!!!
>>696973773
>>696959541
lol I lobe u oldfags. u get low educations payments and quality health care for a low price but we new generation have to suck it up and earn less wages, pay more for health, and pay like 10x the amount u did for school. duck off fagit facist
>>696973904
Holy shit i hope this faggot dies of anal trauma in prison
>arrest me
yeah thats step one
>>696974129
>>696973998
>>696973904
>>696973773
>>696973530
>>696952022
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* yess daddy, cum in my mouth *suckles more on daddy's cock*
>>696952022
There is an important message behind this song that you faggots are all missing because you'd rather go "hurr durr le masturbator so funneh"
>>696974406
this is fucking cancer
>>696974467
>>696974467
>learning
>on tumblr
>>696952022
The more I listen to it, the more depressed I get from the words. It really isn't easy being beta, but it's the card that some guys are dealt. It's not something you can change. It's like being retarded; it's not really your fault, but that doesn't mean the world isn't gonna see you and treat you differently from 'normal' people.
>>696952022
fucking dumb ass nigger should be hung
fucking negroes should be hung they are not real people
hey nigger don't look me in the eyes when you pick my cotton field
>>696974684
I don't understand how anyone could ever want to buy clothing with politician names on them let alone tattoos.
>>696952022
Yeah, I'm gonna need to get me those sunglasses as soon as possible.
>>696957016
>ywn have the balls to take your stuffed animal to dinner
>>696959215
>>696953743
>mfw this guy drew a fucking sequel comic
>Contains fisting
>Cover has the same characters
If you really want to fuck with people then post it
Even I don't know what evils that fucking thing possesses
>>696952022
>>696973568
it's my birthday today and I don't want that gift.
>>696952022
I'm starting to have faith in /b/ again
>>696975109
Happy birthday, anon.
>>696975250
thanks anon
>>696956565
>>696952022
Yo, dis shit? Fire.
>>696956330
It says luv you bro so maybe it's an actual sibling. Fairly less cringe
>>696975404
>chubby AND trans
>trans
THE GAME'S NOT EVEN OUT YET FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
>>696954199
I read this in Beavis and Butthead's voices
>>696952022
how in the entire fuck did he manage to bop his head for the whole video? that's some serious neck strength
>>696953196
>Fooshizzle
>My
>Nizzle
>>696959215
why?
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
Can top all you niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OJW1B0vGK4
>>696976270
shut up nigger
>>696952022
This song is actually catchy as fuck!
>>696960366
Does he propose with a cock ring?
>>696953743
Surprised this didn't kill the thread.
Post more vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1by16BbEjvQ
>>696965247
LMAO I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THIS KID
>>696976439
So it's literally the same fucking thing. Great, just as we all knew from the start.
>>696961436
This would be good in a ylyl thread.
>>696974467
A lot is learned in ISIS training camps too, doesn't make it right.
KEPT THAT NECK GOING THOOOOOOO
KET APPROVES
>>696953743
>mfw I see the reactions every time this cover is posted
>>696959215
.....WHO SAVES SOMETHING LIKE THIS
>>696959215
Gabe Newell.
>>696952022
>>696952022
THAT NECK THING HE'S DOING
>>696958155
This guy is dapper as fuck
>>696977950
can top
>>696954443
"my IRL girlfriend"
TOPKEK
TOPZOZZLE
TOPFLORM
>>696956434
Did we ever get an update on these fags?
>>696978363
TOP ZOZZLE
>>696953126
>>696953196
>>696953652
Yall probably wont believe me but i know Turtle IRL and fucked her. I was drunk af and I think it really fucked her up cuz she didnt get it was a hookup. My biggest regret in life is fucking with that girls head.
Anybody interested in greentext?
>>696972482
Casey >>>>>> May
Hell, Macy >>>>>> May
>>696978547
hahahah no fucking way m8
>>696978547
>Yall probably wont believe me
You got that right
>>696978547
image limit reached....might as well cap off the thread with it
>>696978547
shit man id have to method out and taking 2 kilos of ecstasy before i would even think about doing that
>>696952022
Great, now that beat will be stuck in my head all day
>>696957368 What the hell is wrong with those morons
>>696978861
Autism
>>696960366
It just had to be spaghetti, didn't it?
LEL @ the newfags freaking out over that naked guy/stuffed raccoon gif
>>696962584
> "I'll jus say whatever the fuck I gotta say so someone will make babies with me"
>>696953743
>>696953743
>>696953743
Fuck. You.
>>696969696
>>696956071
I honestly miss Thad. He was our black Chris Chan.
>>696956837
The pain......make it stop........
>>696952022
The beat of this song if catchy as fuck legit, only thing wrong with the song on a technical level are the levels on his voice.
Besides that he could probably have pronounced mister beta a bit better so it didn't sound like master baiter.
The video is also pretty well done, really has the retro vibe going strong and well.
>>696973904
>people who identify as women
This is my generation. This is where we're at. Thanks Obama
Nobody posted the autistic fuck standing on top of the car and being kawaii? That's a must in these threads
Alrighty. Turtle fucking greentext. Take it or leave it
>be me 2 years ago
>drinking steel reserve by myself
>drunk af
>browsing 4chan
>typical monday afternoon for me at this point in my life
>when drinking i message fat girls for hookups. Hey its easy. Whatever
>message turtle
>get to chatting and invite her over for vidya
>she got a ride from her mom to my apartment. Brought persona 3
Part 1
>>696978582
always had a thing for casey
>>696979539
Part 2
>she comes over
>try to get her to have a drink cuz even fatties need a little convincinf sometimes
>she doesnt drink
>some sort of moral shit
>so we hang out for a while
>a few hours later shes kind of acting like she might wanna go home
>i just went for it and went for the kiss
>she kissed back and omg. I dont think this bitch brushes her teeth
>4 steel reserves in and i dont care
>were making out and i go to boobtown hella fast
>she kind of backs up and says "what are we doing?
>i said some bullshit like "just go with it
>back to make out town
>i stand up and grab her hand and take her to my room
>she is shaking all over
>>696959292
......................................wow.
