Hold it right there!
You aren't carrying any dubs do you? OR TRIPS?
>>696697284
All clean, officer
heil kek, officer
>>696697284
N- no... officer?
>>696697776
That's too close for comfort anon.
>>696697776
You almost got yourself arrested, sir.
nearly had quads!
officer you can have mine!
i swears offecer i dindu nuffin
i never gets dubes
>>696697284
I'm all clean and please don't shoot me because I am not white.
No officer.
Nothing to see here, officer.
Only carrying doritos, sir.
>>696697284
Black lives matter officer!
Non monsieur
I would never, officer. I'm a fine, upstanding citizen.
>>696697284
Obligated to tell you that I have a gun in the glove box
>>696697284
yes im black
with my dub wish, i wish for more happenings in europe :(
only way to red pill people
>>696698396
You're getting arrested for being black instead.
no, sir
Hello occifer
>>696697284
Why? Is it because i'm black?!!
am i guilty?
8888
>>696698887
OHHHH SO CLOSEE
dw i'm not black
im trippin balls, get it?
You dudes are fags
not that i know of
im this close to quads!
>>696697284
OF COURSE NOT OFFICER
>>696698888
go to my ylyl thread. There is a lot of fucking dubs there fellahs B^)
>>696697284
No dubs here.
>>696697284
What seems to be the problem officer
>>696697284
no justice no peace
>>696699162
Fuck out of here
i dindu noffin
>>696698887
Off by 1
>>696697284
No leave me alone.
Loli-chan never gets dubs.
>>696699266
Yes you did. In the cell with you, you monkey
>>696699311
shoot em!
>>696697284
what seems to be the officer, problem?
>>696699311
I swear those are not mine.
No versace dubs in here
>>696697284
No dubs here boss!
No, pls dont shoot me!
>>696699346
You're not taking me alive! These dubs are mine I tell ya, MINE!!!!
>>696699411
GET HIM
No dubs my friend.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
No, but I have meth, officer.
>>696697284
My 2nd amemement rights!
NO DUBS HERE DON'T EVEN LOOK
Why don't you actually make yourself useful? Go round up some heroin dealers; they're actually fucking with society instead of handing out tickets like candy to people in a park after it "closes." Get fucked, pig.
You may have to perform a cavity search on me. ;)
>>696697284
These ain't dubs these are conjoined singles
I can't get dubs with this dick
No, not here
I've never seen a pair of dubs in my life officer
I MADE THESE DUBS FOR YOU
>>696697284
I can haz cavity search?
i didn' do nothin'
i swear i'm innocent
>>696697284
Im clean and white sir.
>>696699796
wtf?
>>696697889
Says the man 1 digit away from trips
Carrying QUINTS, you shitass pig. What you gonna do now?
>>696699866
Yes, you can!
what what
yes officer, dubs of course.
99999 get
im black dont le shoot
quint get!
No dubs beneath the hood
Have fun with the cavity search. ;D
nice try>>696699961
>>696697284
yeah, right..
fuck the police
>>696699999
nicee
>>696699999
I win!
5th
>>696700020
Joke's on you officer, I was the decoy. The real quints got away while you were busy with me.
>>696699999
>>696699999
OH SHIT IT'S A SHOOTER
>>696699999
witnessed
>>696699999
>>696699999
Nailed it
>>696699999
I NEED BACK UP, I REPEAT I NEED BACK UP!!
>>696700000
>>696699999
GET THIS FUCKER NOW
I'm clean as well officer
Fuck tha police
>>696699999
NIGGER
>>696699999
You sir are a mad man
>>696700700
Nice dubs
Bitch, please. I only carry quads.
>>696700441
Called the last digit. Respect.
>>696699999
End the terror now son, you're gone for gud
>>696699999
>>696699999
Oh god!OH GODDDDDD!!!!
>>696700700
Nice doubles
>700700
:^)
>>696700866
Shut it, you smalltime dubs-peddling crook.
>>696699999
Nothing wrong here officer.
>>696699999
You are so dead.
all clean here officer!
No sir, no dubs here.
>>696700977
Even dubs-havers are scared of this nigger….
>>696701111
Oh shit.
>>69670111
Take him down boys!
>>696701111
>>696699999
WHEN WILL IT END?
>>696701111
Nuffin to hide officer
I'm clean
>>696701077
Dubs a'legal in the imperium, y'can't do shit
>>696699999
Include me in the screencap
Ok I have dubs
Probably not.
>>696697284
I don't have to answer that. What's your badge number
>>696701184
Was it CP?
I sware double, I don't have any officers.
>>696701144
u fugged boi
>>696699297
what would we do without u
>>696701293
Why the fuck would anyone screencap a quints-get? There are like seventeen of them everyday, and no one wants to read a screencapped dubs patrol thread.
fuck you officer!
>>696699999
I only disposed of quads 3 days ago, sir. They were given to me by the anon 2 posts under mine.
>>696701409
Cops got their hands full with quads and quints, they let me off with a warning, believe it or not.
I swear these dubs arent mine officer I was just holding them for a friend
No drugs officer just large amounts of drugs.
>>696699999
wow
i win this thread
>>696699999
YOU MADMAN
All I got is weed officer
Dindu nuffin occifer
>>696697284
>>696699999
>>696699918
balls and dick
>>696701640
>trying to draw more attention to his achievement on an anonymous image board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
>>696699999
wrrwYGISW RTYGUWTG EGYUHBGDHY5THDA E\YRHYHH
>>696697284
ROOLtwat1
>>696697284
I sure dont hope so, but if found its my friend's
>>696701435
of course, but not in a thread that intends NOT to get them XD
>>696699999
50 PEOPLE FOUND DEAD IN MASS SHOOTING HOYL FUCK
>>696697284
>>696697284
hey look man, I need the money
>>696698887
holy shit
>>696697284
No officer... no dubs here... or trips
I hope not, officer
no sir no fakn dubs here
no dubs here sir
>>696700700
GET OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR
So many crooks in this bread. The cops can't keep up at all.
>>696702911
sir step out of the vehicle please
>>696702911
Raise your hands, asshole!
dubs get FUCK THE POLICE
>>696697284
Of course not
What are dubs?
No I swear
i dindu nuffin
>>696697284
A dubs ? What's that ?
%%nope%%
>>696697284
dindu nuffin
>>696697284
no sir
>>696697284
nyet
[spoiler]yep[/spoiler]
>>696699999
CYYYYYYYYYYYYKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>696697284
Are you racially profling me, yo? That's petty
i'm black
>>696697284
Nothing at all, officer!
>>696699999
>>696699999
QUINTS GET
no dubs here Officer!
>>696697284
am i free to go sir?
>>696699999
witnessed
NO dubs here?
>>696699999
RIDE WITH ME
>>696701111
>>696697284
Wouldn't dream of carrying dubs officer
I don't know, am I?
check em'
>>696697284
NO DIMMADUBS HERE, OFFICER
>>696704777
wtf is with this thread?
>>696704777
sheit
Fuck the police
Nuffin to see here.....
Let me just check my pockets...
>>696704777
>>696701111
>>696699999
>>696699999
Nope just smuggling some sandniggers
Nope. Just smuggling some WMD's for Uncle Sam for the next invasion scheme.
>>696699999
oh sweet jesus
>>696705644
>>696705866
GET EM
do you have a warrant officer
No officers here dubs.
>>696697284
I could be. Dunno, let's see...
#dubslivesmatter.
>>696699999
getting dubs aint easy
>>696699999
u fucking wot m8
None here officer
>>696697284
I'm not because I'm Argentinian
>>696697284
roll
I dindu nuffin officer why you pulling me over
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
I'm all clean, officer.
Uh... No. I'm white. Gtfo
>>696697284
I don't have anything officer I swear
>>696697284
>>696699999
>>696697284
I swear I didn't do anything
>>696697284
FUCK THE CYBER POLICE!
>>696697284
No, officer.
Nothing
Dindu
>>696697284
Am I being detained?
>>696697284
Nope.
>>696697284
nope none here officer
>>696700000
Officer please I'm not a nig nog I wouldn't be caught with that riff raff
>>696697284
Of course not, do i look like a person that carries dubs? FUCK YOU!
>>696712755
Please step out of the vehicle sir.
>>696697284
search me motherfucker
>>696712755
>riff raff
Triggered!!!!
>>696712877
excuse me officer is that a baton in your pants or are you just excited to see me
OFFICER I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU LET ME GO
>>696697284
Trust me, officer. I'm clean.
>>696699999
IT'S TRULY THE MESSIAH!! PREDICTING HIS OWN ARRIVAL!!
>>696697284
>>696712877
This is the FBI you need to come with us. Planting dubs is a serious offence.
I dindu nuffin
>>696699796
thats hideous
Move on.
I'm clearly not who your looking for.
>>696699999
motherfucking nigger wizard
OOGA BOOGA WHITEY BEIN RASIST
>>696697284
dindu nothing
>>696699999
OH SHIT WADDUP
Wut
Cruisin' on through. Nuffin to see here.
No
>>696699999
>>696704978
that's my outfit for cleansing Europe.
>>696697284
fuck off cunt.
Dubbingtons
nah mr officer, just some oregano
>>696699999
holly fuck, I have to contact tyrone and jayden
No officer
No officer
stay away, fbi
>>696697284
no sir but i saw the poster below me had some
I dindu nuffin
*trips*
>>696716613
M'lady
>>696699999
No dubs here officer
I have always wanted to see a dominatrix video where so bitch is about to shove a dildo into a guy but he just gets up and slaps the fuck out of her then proceeds to fuck her in the ass why she balls her eyes out... Anyone else ever had this fetish? like dominatrix gets dominated because i cant find a good video of it anywhere.
Pic somewhat unrelated
>>696698818
>>696697284
Of course not officer.
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki!
>>696697284
Why no Officer, I'm not. Just holding this high caliber rifle to go shoot myself some darkies from the BLM movement. I'm on your side, friend.
No sir, drugs. I go can now?
im all clean
>>696697284
no sir..
nothing suspicious here
>>696697284
I swear I'm clean officer I don't do dubz no more
>>696719555
BUT U DO DO TRIPZZZ CUNT
>>696719555
I said nothing about trips tho
I'm not black, it's okay officer.
Just passin by office
Catch me if you can, faggot
>>696719800
Lol, and you get Dubs while saying that. FML
QUICK PUT ON YOUR COOL FACE NO REPEATING DIGITS IN THIS SPACE OF MINE!
I do not consent to any searches.
I wish to remain silent.
Everything is ok over here just some meth
>>696697284
no sir dont gun me down like trayvon
I swear, I was only chasing Pokemons.
>>696697284
Fuck the po-lice
lets see.
Nigger
>>696720711
o shit here come dat boi
>>696699999
come and take, officer
nah, just some weed. i hope thats ok ...
>>696697284
You want a piece of me? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!
>>696697284
only quints
>>696699999
>>696699999
This could make my career!!!
I'm just carrying my pussy around
I dindu nuffin
Not today sir
>>696697284
I DIDN' DO NUFFIN
if i dont have them will you let me go for the goon and weed in here?
>>696699266
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>696698887
cucked
