Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMjwuQUaUX4
>tfw all these megumin claimers and no Darkness claimers
>>696670330
For Slipknot, this is very different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl8zo__6jM
>>696670251
good morning,
I only slept for 3 hours
>>696670568
Qt3.14159
>>696670330
reminds me of Tigers Jaw
>made in 1992
Nice, even though I think most of this kinda music is garbage I can actually listen to this. What a gem.
>>696670475
Never liked slipknot.
>>696670523
Welcome back.
Sorry, I'm in middle of a league game.
>>696670632
Checkmate.
>>696670853
Well, Slipknot is mainly for aggressively working. I normally listen to stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpW1AqIgCNU
>>696671001
>>696670632
Are we gonna have a fight are we?
>>696670888
Checked
>>696670774
Who's that girl?
Still alive. Reposting this image because it's cute as fuck.
Grass grows too fast.
>>696671121
Its your shipmate!
>>696671204
Its also a sample
>>696671120
if we did have a fight eto will win
>>696671464
My entire chibiusa folder was foraged from low-quality links, admittedly. Thanks much for your contribution.
>>696671670
It was uh... Also made with a different type of thread in mind.
Quality wasn't very important.
>>696671407
Your ass is grass and my dick will be the lawnmower :^)
Rory Mercury claim
>>696671421
That's a different Rikka.
1/5 waifus
>>696672161
What?
Oh
>>696672209
A very good choice.
>>696671421
Image search revealed it's Rikka with more explosions.
>>696671467
You what?
Nigga Moon, Mai waifu.
lacking indeed, the best waifus are includded
Slow thread tonight.
>>696672694
Who is that?
She looks like she has best girl potential.
>>696672886
Thread is asleep post mods
>>696670475
I'm gonna be honest, I like psychosocial even though I'm picky with metal and it's angsty teen/10. Can't say I know much more from them but this was nice.
>Jhin mid
So this is a thing? Played against one yesterday, he wasn't really a threat but I couldn't do worthy trades either, the lane ended up being a farmfest mostly.
>>696670853
Shoegaze has quite a lot of sub-genres but if you dislike lo-fi or distorted guitars I guess it's fair to say you dislike most of it.
>>696672626
It would be god tier if it was Niggas on the Moon.
>>696671919
O. Any more details about that thread you want to reveal?
>>696673336
I keep my opinion that Volume 3 was their best album. They tried something new and they sounded better than most of their other work.
>Jhin mid
He ran TP. Why would he run TP.
>>696673336
/b/ was a different place at the time. Long story short, I'm a little attached to this brat now. Don't worry, I've pared my collection down to things that aren't *too* racy.
is this the cringe thread?
>>696674457
I dunno. Stay a while and find out.
>>696674627
Rory is cute
>>696674457
Depends on who your waifu is.
(Or you're waifu, as it were)
I want to claim the sluttiest anime girl any suggestions?
>>696674899
She is.
>>696675645
Claim literally anyone from the monster girl show.
Dance break.
>>696675803
I want i fully human slut
>>696675945
>>696675645
Tomoko.
>>696675945
Super Sonico?
>>696676140
Too many of those already.
>>696676140
Tomoko is too fugly
Also she needs huge tits
>>696676185
Never heard of it
>>696676313
Then Iowa.
>>696676359
Someone already claims Iowa
>>696676313
Well, look her up. She has quite large breasts.
Bup.
Stella's mine
What's up everyone?
>if trips everyone has to reply to this post with a lewd
Atra Mixta literally best waifu
She cooks
She cleans
And is a loli
>>696677177
>hugs and buries face in chest
Hello cutie~
>>696676515
She's called iowahore for a reason
She trys hard to learn how to be a house wife, it's Miyako.
>>696678277
Not enough tsun.
>>696677727
Oh hello little one~
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
>>696677177
roll :o
Firing her way into everyone's heart, Akari Akuza.
>>696679102
You're back?
Yay.
>>696679102
Hope you get banned again
>>696679102
jk love u
>>696674899
Yui is cute, I have a Yui figure.
>>696671120
Hmm I never really listen to metal or music like that.
I prefer like, classical, and instrumental stuff mostly.
>>696673336
It's not something I'd listen to daily, but I can listen to it every now and then.
I'll check out shoegaze
>>696679813
Stella get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-RMts4ou5c
morning
>>696679102
rolling o:
>>696680124
Kurumi get
>claiming yume
>>696680839
hello discount konata :o
roll
>>696681190
(You)me
>>696681005
Your boobs are so soft its like they're made of heaven
>>696681005
close, but not today
>>696681190
Yume leg get
>>696681320
Lolis are the worst
>>696681190
Stolen
Are you proud of me?
>>696681532
No.
>>696681648
Fuck off Mai
>>696681532
KYS
Here I am, The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
Have a good thread.
>>696682266
I wish my waifu was real.
Time to spice up this thread
>>696682881
She is, Anon.
Just wait.
claimed
What's good everyone?
>>696683101
>3D
>>696683068
Waddup akibro
>>696683068
Watching some Slo Mo Guys, and you?
>>696683068
アニメが良いです
>>696683068
Learned some cool shit in my lecture. S'pretty neat learning how sound is made, you can use synthesis techniques to figure out how it's produced in nature.
Where's the Goods?
>>696683894
In the box labeled 'Goods'.
>>696683868
>attach pic
>press post
>picture didnt load
Hooray.
>>696683894
Let me in the stream >:(
>>696683959
thats a spoopy shiro pic
>>696683315
I'm just working on a presentation about the Brexit. the next banter video is also about to drop
What's good with you man?
>>696683404
>Slo Mo Guys
That's pretty good stuff
I love their stuff on animals
If you like it you should watch SmarterEveryDay. he has lots of similar stuff
>and you?
See reply above
>>696683723
我喜欢动漫 。什么是你最喜欢的
>>696683868
Sounds like a sweet class
Sounds are just vibrations in the surrounding space translated by our brains, no?
I'm really into sciencey stuff. Biggest regret of doing game arts is no more biology, chemistry or physics
Im on my phonr so i have no pics but i claim rachnera and i call stealing immunity and eternal hapiness with their waifu/husbando for whoever post a good pic of her
Also posting to reserve a place in hell
>>696684003
She's a good Waifu, though.
Look at that cake mix. Mmmh.
S-She didn't make the cake f-for you, Anon. I-It's not like she put her cum in the mix...
Anyway, the Bodiless Witch Who's A Bothersome Bitch is back with her fucking curses.
Roll to find out what curse you get. Post Waifu feet, and you get a re-roll.
>>696684354
0 - Say Sayonara: Either you or your Waifu have disappeared. If your second-to-last digit is even, you dissapear. If it's odd, your Waifu dissapears.
1 - Funky Fusion: You and your Waifu have been fused into one being! If your second-to-last digit is even, the new being turns out OK, but if it's odd, you and your Waifu become a deformed abomination.
2 - Douchebag Duality: Either you or your Waifu now suffer from a split personality which will take over at random intervals. If your second-to-last digit is even, it's you that gets the split, and your other personality will be a complete asshole to your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets a split personality, which acts like an asshole to you.
3 - Threesome Threat: Either your life, or your Waifu's life, becomes bonded with someone else. If second-to-last digit is even, your life is bonded to a man. He becomes part of the relationship. If odds, your Waifu is bonded to a woman, and she becomes part of the relationship.
4 - Fourth Fuckery: A copy of you and your Waifu are created somewhere in existence. No, this isn't Keit-Ai, shut up. If second-to-last digit is even, the copy is friendly, and will either hang out with you and your Waifu, or just leave you alone. Odd, and they're out to kill you both.
5 - Hand Holding: Hand holding becomes the only lewd act that you and your Waifu can partake in. Better caress those five fingers good. If second-to-last digit is even, both you and your waifu greatly get off to hand-holding. If odd, it's boring shit.
>>696684381
6 - Ant Autism: Oops. Either you or your Waifu become on of these 6-legged cocksuckers. Even second-to-lat digit, and you become the ant. Odd, and your Waifu does.
7 - Sacred Shit: You get lucky. Either you or your Waifu becomes the God/Goddess of luck. If even, you become the God. If odd, your Waifu does.
8 - Enthusiastic Eater: Damn, either you or your Waifu become really fuckin' hungry. If even, it's you. You'll constantly need to eat, but you won't get fat, although the food has to be prepared and served by your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets the curse, and you have to make all her food.
9 - Joy. You and your Waifu will be happy until you both die.
...
If dubs, the Witch kills you both.
If trips, you kill her, and get Waifu superpowers.
If quads, you become the Lord of Magic/Curses.
>>696681303
Sachii
>>696681394
Post more lewd legs
>>696683068
It's it!
>>696684364
It's him!
>>696684408
I cast kill the witch
>>696684468
I hope Kurmi is a good cook.
>>696684464
This isn't a one way street
>>696684549
Jokes on you, she can reverse the curse
>>696684137
I'll make sure to check it out, looks pretty cool. What's the presentation for?
>>696684364
Give me lewds
Annie <3
>>696684652
Jokes on you, she doesn't want to because she likes feeling in control of you through food, and sneaking her pussy nectar into your food.
>>696683894
당연히 집에 코리 : ^)
무엇 당신이야?
>>696683894
where did you leave them?
>>696684354
>>696684381
>>696684408
what?
>>696684693
fook off m8
>>696684137
Vibrations is a cheesy way of explaining it. It's compression and rarefaction of air molecules, shown as waves on paper. If you have multiple sounds compressing and rarefacting at different frequencies, phase occurs. Phase is simply the increasing or decreasing of amplitude (volume) at certain points, as one wave might by compressing and the other rarefacting. Pic related.
There are also different wave forms with different amounts and timbres of harmonics. The sine wave is the smooth up and down curve, which is simply the base frequency, no harmonic content.
I love this shit.
>>696684840
first reply to
>>696684137
>>696684381
That's not a lot of fun.
>>696684464
Hello Yume. Hope you are well.
>>696684691
To you as well, Shiro. What's up?
>>696684759
Nice roll.
>>696684840
Who?
>>696684945
Being cursed usually isn't.
>>696684788
>>696684840
u guys mean
>>696684840
あなたはジャガイモニガーです
>>696684693
Only if you give me lewds
>>696684931
Bute
>>696685032
Nice hands
>>696684945
>orgasmic handholding
I'm okay with this.
>>696685078
Everything went better than expected.
>>696684945
>seeing Hatsuzuki
>not being well
choose one
Except for this disgusting heat the day was rather good
>>696684945
Not much, watching some Slow Mo Guys to pass the time. You?
>>696685232
Picture.
>>696685199
Question
is that a badger?
>>696685338
It's never really classified in the show but at one point I think it was called a cat somewhere
>>696685199
I'm glad to see you, too!
It was a little too hot, yeah..
>>696685232
I'll be playing some Rocket League, I think.
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>696685542
>no tights
IMPOSTER
HERETIC
Post me some nice legs pls
>>696685078
where?
>>696685032
nice feet
>>696685126
いいえ。
唯一のジャガイモの黒人は、オーストラリアの女です。
>>696685735
0-1 pls
>>696685855
I choose 8-9 because that would change nothing.
>>696685735
Hoping for no captchas
I wouldn't shitpost, i just hate the things
>>696685542
I was never good at that game but it's quite fun if I recall correctly.
>>696685735
As The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, I already have all of these powers.
>>696685830
More feet plz
>>696686002
>I already have all of these powers
Than why didn't you get dubs?
>>696685873
roll o:
>>696686081
Because, I did not want them. I let
>>696685999
get trips.
Claimed.
Best type moon claimed
>>696686070
Heresy soon.
>>696686135
It's magic he said get trips and Shiro did!
>>696685830
She has to change sometimes..
Sadly I don't have as many new pictures as I'd like.
>>696685999
>checked
I only have a few hours in it so far.
>>696686070
>with namesync
Claimed.
>>696684691
>I'll make sure to check it out
You mean the new banter vid or SmarterEveryDay?
>What's the presentation for?
For personal reflection
Uni has to test us on our presentation skills so we have to compose on on a random subject
>>696684840
ぼくのぴこ natuurlijk
>>696684921
this is actually really interesting. I wish I understood more, but I guess I should just take your classes then
>>696686305
>>696686257
Just sharing art of her that I like.
>>696686534
Nice
>>696686590
Hey there Akiqt
>>696686590
Should've done it on Akiko
Mine!
>>696686590
SmarterEveryDay. Hope the presentation goes well.
>>696686683
Is she your waifu?
Can i claim her :^)
>>696686683
Don't you like all art with her?
>>696685138
I don't know if i can do that.
>if trips everyone gives me lewds
>>696686766
"The Bros and Cons of Brocons"
>>696685735
Shitty
>>696686914
No, she is all yours to claim. Maybe you should ask for opinions from other anons in the thread.
>>696686933
Almost, but I like some more than others, what about you?
>>696686683
I'll consider bad Murakumo art a personal insult.
>>696686933
He's just a heretic.
>>696687212
>she is all yours to claim
Fortunately he is also me.
I go HARD.
I go HARD HARD
If I were soft I would not have gotten this far
I go HARD
I go HARD
I go HARD
(I'm familiar)
Yes you are
If I don't go all the way, If I don't win
It'll be a mistake a complete waste of energy
and money (and money) and money (and money) money money money
I don't look back, and say I wish i didn't do this or that
I'm not stupid its a fact, I never had a drink, the thing that gets me in trouble is the retweet more killer than the tweet, I repeat I respond to what they did to me, Imma fight back it's not a one-way street
I go HARD.
I go HARD HARD
If I were soft I would not have gotten this far
I go HARD
I go HARD
I go HARD
(I'm familiar)
Yes you are
>>696687038
You don't have to roll for my lewds, senpai~
>>696686590
It's sound design and synthesis.
Also, our brains are fucking incredible. Without consciously realising, our brains are decoding what seems like a random mess of compression and rarefaction into it's individual sounds.
>>696687312
You really like that pic don't you?
>>696687133
GUARANTEE GETS
Fuck off mai
>>696686683
>Just sharing art of her that I like.
Well yes that's what the threads are for, just usually of your waifu. I'm just teasing you, in case that wasn't obvious.
>>696687381
Cat Mai will replace pepe by 2020.
>>696687532
Heresy for Zuihou when?
>>696687543
That would be cool.
>>696687616
Why do I remember Zuihous lines so well even though I barely used her?
>>696687750
Just say Tamagoyaki and you have half of Zuihou lines.
Good night peoples. Hugs and memes for every.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKi9Z-f6qX4
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [110]")
