If you had to kill and eat one of the Village People, which one would you murder?
the indian
>>696328053
Sounds like date.
>>696327882
I think I remember right, it happened such a long time ago. Maybe it even was a dream lol
>>696328164
Try get some shut-eye anyways, even if you're still aware, doing nothing still has benefits.
>>696328308
Rowing is a grate sport to get swole.
also they pretty gay guys there too.
>>696328597
g-gee how odd
Who's the gayest one of them?
>>696328589
Why the Indian?
>>696328299
You cant even count, idiot.
You cant even do anything but be a dumbfuck.
You are probably a pedophile.
>>696328660
probably tastes like turkey
The Native American. He's suffered enough and you know he aches for death.
>>696328652
Is that what people do on dates?
>>696328659
I'd probably say the cop
He looked more like a stripper-cop than a real-cop
He didn't even shoot the black guy
>>696328722
Okay I chuckled
>>696328738
>The Native American. He's suffered enough and you know he aches for death.
We're talking about the Village People, not Nibi
>>696328773
I think so
>>696328821
I mean just look at him
>>696328645
Now that's what I call motivation c: Wonder if they got butts like yours ;)
>>696328601
I don't know if they eat flies or not.
>>696328821
No, no. I'm definitely talking about the Village People.
I wouldn't eat Nibi since he may have some prion disease.
>>696328988
Well they eat pretty much anything so I wouldn't doubt it
Any requests?
>>696328887
Now im nervous.
>>696328887
Please, look at him in the Macho Man clip
He looks like a hungry skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
>>696329014
Okay you win this round Chet.
>>696329108
that's all lean muscle, man
>>696329100
just act natural
remember, we're just trying to beat the heat
>>696329108
Win? Round? Do I get a prize?
>>696328964
Would you towel up a butt like that?
>>696329073
Do they?
>>696329236
That's all limp noodle arms.
>>696329315
Yes, you are now the Prom Queen
Find your King and get back to me
Hello.
>>696329392
he's just small-boned
hi badj
>>696329392
I'll be damned if I play along with your fetishes. This is no prize at all.
>>696329456
hi badj
Badger, Snuggles.
Snuggles, I send your thing tomorrow when the post office opens.
>>696329236
Maybe get some alcohol so I dont feel awkward and I can feel awkward and regret everything I do the day after.
>>696329333
Heck yeah I would, only depends on if I could handle it or not
Would you?
>>696329343
No idea honestly, I'm hardly an expert, but I have no reason to doubt that they would eat flies
>>696329517
I will be expecting it
>>696329537
I don't think that will be necessary
there will be no regret
>>696329608
They do eat most everything it seems.
>>696329645
Don't expect much.
>>696329731
Oh.
>>696329333
Also I think someone here is paying tribute to you
>>696329429
>>696329600
>>696329684
>>696329429
>>696329543
>>696329600
>>696329684
Thanks for posting these
>>696329608
Always towel up your boi afterwards.
I'd starve first. It's better than dying of all the diseases those fuckers must have had
>>696329798
I would really want one of those.
I am posting by folder order nothing more
>>696329466
Ahahaha
>>696329499
You don't want to be royalty?
>>696329869
After eating them you become King of the Village and gain immunity to all disease and sexy women flock to your side
Considering you're probably a wretched unloved loner, and being in this thread means you're exposed to cancer, it's pretty much the opposite of your life now.
>>696329856
Yeahh, chances are it would take more than a towel once I'm done with them
>>696329798
Yeah. Well I'll brb, seems them wasps like my shampoo too much
>>696329885
One of what?
>>696329688
I always regret going out with friends, im always boring or say stupid shit.
>>696330026
A badger plush.
>>696330010
They like things that smell sweet.
>>696330065
Why don't you buy one?
>>696330126
I know you didn't mean that as a compliment, but I'll take it as one :)
>>696330126
no money, obviously.
>>696329731
>>696330053
you can do no wrong here
>>696330009
Ahahaha urself
>>696330010
When i say towel them up i mean with my tongue.
>>696330233
Make one.
>>696330211
How?
>>696330009
No and I don't want to be part of your plans of turning me into a female monarch again.
>>696330240
There's always opportunity to fuck up.
>>696330240
I'll ahahaha your face
>>696330430
I promise nothing at all
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>>696330508
not with me
>>696330515
you're GROSS
>>696330292
Ooh, that makes a difference... Can't say it sounds too tempting, but replace towel with fill and I don't mind
>>696330557
No you're gross
>>696330515
At least you don't make promises we both know you can't keep.
>>696330657
It's probably not that difficult. Just follow a simple pattern that you can cut out and sew together.
>>696330391
By telling me that I smell sweet, hahah
>>696330781
I did?
Z 0
>>696330776
Think I'd rather just not.
>>696330862
Then you won't have one until you get the money to buy one. Have you done any painting or dug out your old work to show me?
>>696330835
Fancy seeing you here, s/fur becoming too much again?
>>696330950
There wasn't an s/fur thread up. Or I didn't see one anyway.
>>696330846
>They like things that smell sweet.
I'm just trying to be funny but eh, never mind
>>696330889
what
>>696331014
Now that's unusual, they always seem to be up
>>696331062
Shampoo is often sweetly scented.
>>696330934
Oh you meant that I'd actually make one myself. Yeah, that I could do, maybe. Also no, I've been very very busy. Haven't been home in 3 weeks.
>>696331143
That's because I'm always the one that makes them and keeps them going. But I don't feel like making one right now.
>>696331129
I dunno I lost track
I'm gonna go take a shower
>>696331187
Not in three weeks? What has kept you so busy? Yes, you can make one yourself. What did you think I meant?
>>696331168
I know, I was trying to make a joke but whatever. That's a nice head btw
>>696331202
Ahwell, that's understandable
Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
>>696331807
Mamma mia! Here I go again! My my, how could I resist you!
>>696331666
It is my head. One of my heads.
>>696331807
My my,
At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah,
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way.
>>696331929
>>696331935
Hopefully that song is now stuck in each of your heads. Suffer the Abba binge I'm on.
>>696332033
I like Abba. I'm listening to Gillian Welch though so I'm afraid you failed.
>>696332033
It's way better than Jimmy Dean by Troll at least. Don't even google it
>>696332130
Curses. I wasn't saying there was anything wrong with Abba, just that it gets stuck in people's heads.
>>696332253
Not mine.
>>696332215
I will heed your advice.
>>696332349
Lucky.
>>696332379
Okay, so that reversed psychology didn't work
>>696331375
Visited a friend, then the bf, then visited friend again and I'm having slight trouble leaving. I thought you meant making money.
>>696332473
Typically when people say similar things on 4channel I take them literally because it's generally awful.
>>696332452
Mine is made from clay.
>>696332570
No, you should make money though. I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
>>696332620
Well it's up to you, but if you wanna get PTSD flashbacks from the 80's, by all means check it out. I don't mean the PTSD part literally btw
>>696332665
Yes, but I'm not very motivated to. I'm not surprised, I might've said it once or twice in the thread, but there's really not much to constantly report on.
>>696332665
That must be nice. A little difficult to learn things, but at least there's some boreing joke I want to make but can't fit it.
>>696332853
Joke?
>>696332801
I don't think you've mentioned it. Tell us about him.
>>696332799
TRIGGERED. PTSD is my trigger word.
>>696332973
Clay. Bore. Making a hole. See it wasn't very solid.
>>696332986
Trigger is my trigger word
Ohshit now I got triggered!
Oh FUCK, TRIGGER
OH FUCK ME NOT AGAIN! TRIGGER! TRIGGER!!!!!! TRIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>696333099
I don't get it.
>>696332973
There is not really much to tell. We're actually surprisingly different from each other and I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
>>696333168
NANANANANANANA. TODAY I SEE JIMMY DEAN. RIP in pieces James Dean.
>>696333340
Opposites attract, Badger.
>>696333185
It's okay. It wasn't a good joke.
>>696333443
I agree.
>>696333441
I suppose.
>>696333354
That's it, you killed me. Thanks a lot
>>696333489
Are you happy with him at least?
>>696333509
I am sorry, who shall I report your death to? Shall I bore the hole personally?
>>696333591
Not sure if happy is the word I'd go for. It feels different when I'm with him, not necessarily better, but different.
>>696333610
Oh don't bother. I shall haunt the house where I died, singing Jimmy Dean and Abba songs while getting more and more triggered, endlessly, for all eternity
>>696333755
Different good or bad?
>>696333800
Then my work here is done.
>>696333822
Good, mostly.
>>696333930
That's good. How long have you been together?
>>696333986
2 months, about.
