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>>696145119
>>696145119
Thank ya kindly. Continuing with Neta-Lee
>>696145729
Turns out Jews like spaghetti
>>696145729
You must have stamina penultimateanon. I imagine your cousin would be very satisfied...
>>696145843
>>696145119
>>696145464
Emma's legs are perfect
Requesting Debby Ryan
>>696145848
Cousin? I am now interested.
>>696145848
>>696145985
>>696145848
Oh, I think she would. Can't wait for next family reunion.
>>696145284
Don't stop the Sky!
1/3
2/3
>>696146175
I'll never stop the Sky, till I die.
>>696146175
You could disappear with her. Just try not to make her scream and give it all away.
3/3
>>696146175
>>696146108
We tend to talk about my hot Jewish cousin sometimes in these threads.
>>696146403
You had my curiosity. You now have my attention.
>>696146403
>>696146318
I could find a way to make sure she stays quiet. Tho I'd miss hearing some of her more interesting sounds. I imagine her being kinda loud.
>>696146314
Dadgum right. You're a good bro, SkyBro
>>696146688
What position would you start in?
>>696146082
>>696146403
I want to piss on your cousin
>>696146849
Oh you're a dirty girl, showing off your tits like that...
>>696146688
It's all for Sky. Drives me fucking nuts. I think i've cummed literal buckets for her by now.
>>696146688
Gotta end Natalie soon, unless we want stuff from Leon: The Professional.
>>696146600
Well, I went to a family reunion earlier this month and I couldn't help but look at my Jewess of a cousin's pale legs. So now we fantasize about it. Pretty sure the Emma poster could pick her out of a lineup if they had to.
>>696146849
>>696146838
The one that makes this less gay
>>696147155
>>696147184
>>696147219
>>696147140
Only had one semi-incestuous interaction. Hottest thing ever and I want more everyday.
>>696146838
me and my boyfriend are so hard. want pics?
>>696147140
>>696146838
I'd be over her holding her down to start. She'd be play-fighting to keep me off of her. Even tho it was her idea go be alone in the first place.
>>696147110
That's a lot of cum. But she deserves it.
>>696147262
>x
my boyfriend is fingering my ass
>>696147459
>>696147385
Keep going.
>>696147489
>>696147385
I would bend you over on top of her
>>696145712
Yass my queen
>>696147385
>>696147334
How is something semi-incestuous? We like stories.
Also the second celeb thread is fucking dead
>>696147385
She could probably take a bath in all the cum i've shot for her, kek. Too bad she couldn't enjoy it all in person.
>>696147616
suckthecumoffmytoes
>>696147597
>Emma when she swallows
>>696147727
Sky bro, remember the biggest Sky load?
>>696147727
suck the cum out and swallow it
>>696147616
Penultimate of this Jewess.
>>696147511
I've been kissing her face and neck so far, only light pecks. She's laughing and telling me to stop. Finally she gets her arms free, but she only did that to wrap them around me and pull me closer.
>>696147782
>>696147948
>>696147970
That's your cue to take it to the next stage.
>>696147861
Yeah, it was to this picture. I imagined taking her ass and filling it up with cum, spanking her ass red all along. Fuck, that was a great fap.
>>696147339
oh yeah!
want to watch me suck a big black dick?
>>696148040
Where did you shoot it and what did you do with it?
>>696147970
And one from The Professional with young Neta-Lee
>>696147970
>>696147970
I shit on her chest. the scent makes us even harder
Tay Tay
So good, where are the uncensored ones
http://forum.phun org/showthread.php?t=1668379
>>696148407
Would love to see more of her if you know what I mean ;)
>>696148139
Fuck, I think all over myself. Had to wipe it off. Too bad it couldn't have gone into Sky's lovely butt.
I suck the cum off kanye and snowball it into your mouth
>>696148268
Up next is Rachel McAdams.
>>696148037
But I'm only on my fourth drink. Well, except for all of those beers I had earlier. Maybe she needs something to drink, too.
>>696148664
I press her tits together and slide myself into her shit and tits"
>>696148525
>>696148664
>>696148040
Did she cry when you spanked her?
>>696148947
>>696148664
I stick a finger in your ass.
>>696148975
>>696148897
Oh yeah. Squealing out while I ram into her ass.
>>696149002
>>696149026
>>696148897
Your new Wonder Woman. Perfection.
you two want to have an elephant train?
>>696148664
Vodka or your cum?
>>696149073
>>696149005
I love it when it hurts them but they like it
>>696149005
I position myself behind you and thrust my huge black member
I had a lucid dream the other day that I raped Maisie Williams:
>shes wearing a tight white top and red trousers
>im following her down the street till she notices and tries to run away down an underpass type thing.
>i catch up and grab her around the neck
>drag her to the ground and hold her down by the throat while i pull her trousers down with my other hand
>shes struggling like fuck.
>wearing no knickers and her pussy is hairy as fuck
>stick my cock straight in, shes tight as hell
>she stops struggling until im about to cum
>tries to scream so i shut her up by bouncing her head off the concrete floor a few times.
>cum inside her
>leave her for dead.
First time ive been able to lucid dream something like that without waking myself up.
>>696148582
Get me off to Sky
>>696149186
Fuck yeah. Maybe some choking?...
ready boys?
>>696149186
>>696149163
Dadgum. Emma's legs in that pic. And I reckon my cousin does need some vodka to keep her going. But later she'll get the other. You know how I am about that.
>>696149432
I choke you as I savagely penetrate you.
>>696149444
Hate this bitch.
>>696149474
More of Rachel's ass.
>>696149432
Hot-damn I love me some chokeplay. Had a girl who used to sell me booze tell me she was into that and I choked her a little in the liquor store.
>>696149822
Penultimate of McAdams. More of her ass.
>>696149982
"She mounts you. her hairy cunt devours your member
>>696149909
And to end the dump a webm of those gifs I posted earlier, because I didn't know I had it
>>696147616
Quick low detail story then
>Go to see family up north
>See cousins
>See younger one Taylor
"Hi Taylor"
"Hi Chris!"
You'll never actually find me anyways.
>Hangout and shit for a few hours
"There's a youth dance later, to you guys wanna go?"
>About 5 of us go
>Cousins go dance and stuff
>I can't dance well, sit on bleachers and chill with random people
> Little cousin keeps pesking me to dance
>After about 45 minutes finally go dance with my cousins
>Joke moves mostly
>The Charleston, Breakfast Club dance move, old hip hop moves, Soulja Boy when it came on and of course, the Carlton
>Everyone wants to leave
>Except Taylor
>Basically begs us to stay
>Cousins say she can stay if I stay with her
>Puppy dog eyes engaged
"Please Chris. Pleeeaaase."
>Break
"Fine"
>Cousins my age leave
>Me and Taylor keep dancing
>Dancing gets faster paced
>Floor even more packed
Did I mention she is wearing leggings?
Because God damn she was wearing leggings
>Cousin has always been kinda flirty
>But very flirty tonight
>Dance floor is packed
>She is backed up into me
Cont.
>>696149822
Sky has such a pretty neck. I'd love to get my hands on it while fucking her.
>>696149822
My ex is super into being choked (and im super into choking girls). I once choked her out by accident and very nearly came instantly.
>>696149650
>>696149650
Amy rides you to climax. HNNGGG she grunts
>>696150054
Next up is Gillian Jacobs. I actually like her more than Alison Brie, even with my proclivity for Jewesses
>>696150180
Shes not hot, but she'd look good giving a pretty girl a strapon fucking.
>>696150180
Those fat thighs rippling every thrust"
>>696150222
I never said I wouldn't fuck her. I just think she's annoying, Same joke, every time. "I fuck a lot of dudes."
>>696150180
Disgusting
>>696147991
Wait, holy shit - is Selena's nipple poking out through that little hole in her shirt?
FAP TIME
>>696147616
>>696150124
>Ass on dick
>God no accidental boner
>Avoid frantically
>Basically keeps trying to grind again
>But God she looks so good
>Eventually she gets ass on dick again and starts grinding to beat of music
>Fast but not so fast
>Shit it got faster
>Like spreading her ass and almost wrapping my dick with it
>Obviously no longer innocent dancing anymore
>Getting close to cumming
"Stop it now"
"You haven't even finishes yet"
>She's been trying to make me cum the entire time
>She starts again and starts bending forward more
>Basically doggy style dryhumping
>She finishes me on the dance floor and she can tell
>Smiles and says we can leave now
Massive tease and is legal age of consent now
I think she wants it
Pic related
>>696150269
I jam a curling iron in her cunt.
>>696150180
I want her to sit on my face.
>>696150269
>>696150124
Go on...
>>696150154
It would look good with bruises on it
>>696150158
Was she mad?
>>696150124
MORARRRR?
>>696150495
moar pics plzzzz
>>696150536
Nah, she just told me to be more careful.
>>696150419
tonight we all fuck her. you ready to cum anon?
>>696150536
Fuck yes. Treated nice and rough, tears rolling down her cheeks, fuck.
>>696150495
Soooo...what do we gatta do for her contact info...
>>696150536
>>696150495
Why the fuck am I enjoying incest stories now? That was a good tale, anon. I don't have any advice.
>>696149474
Do you make every girl swallow?
>>696150825
Because you wat to fuck your sexy cousin.
>>696150536
alison sensually pulls the tampon from gillians cunt and licks it
>>696150495
fuck the shit outta her for all of us
>>696150536
my dick is so hard atm fam
>>696150773
shit, i almost came
>>696150897
Every guy too. they all taste my superior black cum
>>696150700
>>696150774
Fuck that. I have a chance to get it in her and possibly creampie her. She's already sketched out because her first "boyfriend " tried to take nude pictures of her with a hidden camera and send them to his friends. Not yet anon.
>>696150825
Because Incest is taboo and hot as fuck
>>696151134
Just look at it. Needs some big hands wrapped tightly around it, squeezing till she's gasping for air.
>>696150980
I bend you over and say "you better get hard"
>>696150825
Gillian's (pronounced with a hard g) tongue
>>696150897
Like 75% of the time. I've never had a girl who DIDN'T swallow, so the other 25% were when I came in other places. What can I say, I really like mouths.
>>696150966
Oh. Yeah. That makes sense I reckon.
>>696150773
Her mascara running...
>>696150705
She sounds cool. Or crazy. Or both.
>Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:
1) They invented everything we use: rockets, paper, forks, guns, working vertical flight (unlike davinci), wheels, writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering splodes German bs to hell.
>2) The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet); all was peaceful until Euraberica began mettling with failed proxy wars.
3) The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects, even released and paid POWs for their labor... until they friended Germany in ww2.
>4) These 3 Chongs never unnecessarily nor independently decided to ravage/exploit the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain, Portugal n USA in America's.
5) in Africa, China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure while employing Africans instead of shoving in bibles, taking their food, diamonds, etc.
>6) During natural disaster they all work together to make sure everyone lives; there's no price gouging Jews or Rambo thieves.
7) their marriage + infidelity rates are far lower than Euraberica, where lifestyles cause middleage men to commit suicide and die poor.
>8) Their media isn't as depraved as ours, e.g. tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where a young boy got raped and In his other videos ppl get killed.
9) they actually get shit done instead of working 1 half hour or 2 half hour a day like in Ameroupe.
>10) Highest IQs, lowest crime rate. Their lit doesn't glorify murder, suicide, crying over destiny, cheating or wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare, oedipus, and western poetry)
11) Never invaded the middle east for false flags like 9/11 and nukes (occupation kills 100,000s of innocents+created enemies RN)
>12) No Abrahamic morality or western laws to stop their already-made progress in human biological engineering.
I'm not racist I'm honest
>>696145284
Who is this?
>>696151342
Islapyourass
>>696151280
i dont care if its nude or clothed. shes hot as fuck. give me all you can. You're a hero
>>696151541
My favourite
>>696151351
>>696151471
NO SLAPASS!
>>696151342
i want those lips wrapped around my cock
>>696151657
>>696151342
You have a way with words
>>696151455
Sky Ferreira.
>>696151351
All those squeals and moans while you dominate her like she's your personal bitch.
what would you do to her?
>>696151807
>>696151833
>like
But she IS my personal bitch. Well ALL of our collective personal bitch
>>696151351
Ever looked inside your cousin's mouth?
>>696145843
Wtf did she get a boobjob?
>>696151488
2nd from the left. Her legs are slightly more filled out now and are irresistible.
>>696151342
>>696151833
hell yeah she does. ugh, fuck. she needs a dick-shaped bruise on her cheek. any nudes?
>>696151971
>>696151923
Tell her her torso needs more work. Tho her core is probably fine.
CUMMING
>>696151783
They were made to love cock.
>>696151971
Absolutely. Needs a good gangbang. Slapping her face, groping her tits and ass.
hot
>>696152029
Just when you think those legs couldnt get any finer
>>696152156
>>696151992
Is this BestEmma poster? Because yes. I looked at it a lot during the reunion. I tend to do that with girls to whom I'm attracted. Her tongue looked pretty. I liked watching her talk. She smiled a lot when people were looking but not so much when others weren't around.
>>696152055
Only of her lovely, perfect little tits.
>>696147597
>>696152316
Some women should be locked up in a cage.
>>696147668
>>696152375
holy shit, moar like this
>>696151833
thanks
>>696148407
>>696148730
>>696149982
>>696147762
>>696152375
Yes it is. Were you thinking of having your dick in there?
>>696152377
aw fuck yeah. goddamn. keep it going like my hand
>>696152375
>>696152261
Oh, she would love it. Her mouth would hang open and her eyes would kinda glaze over because she couldn't keep track of it all until one specific anon yelled for her to look at them as they came on her chest.
>>696152583
More Skytits for anon.
>>696152531
Mine.
>>696151386
you're also a faggot
>>696152348
I wish this pic was slightly more framed to the right. The night of the dance. Her with her friends.
>>696152664
>>696152553
Whoa, whodat?
>>696152652
Holy fuck this girl she has me hard now.
>>696152652
much appreciated. she is fucking hot. im edging bad
>>696152629
Totally out of it until I grab her head and jam my cock down her throat. All her lovely gagging noises while she's bobbing on my cock, totally covered in spunk.
>>696152261
I would ruin her throat
>>696152785
Back away anon, she's mine...
>>696152756
our images are equally as relevant
>>696152756
i wish i could see those leggings.... damn
>>696152629
>>696152560
I mean, yeah. I couldn't help it. She looked hot with her pale Jewish legs out for show and her young-looking face (she's over 21 tho, I guess Jewesses have magic). I thought a couple of times about how good she'd look on her knees looking up at me. But then I looked away and said "no, that's bad, anon." But now I'm over that. Thanks!
>>696152785
>>696152531
>>696152416
more Emma!
>>696150180
>shit comedian stealing jokes
>>696152652
I'm ready to blow my load
>>696152818
Don't have any more titty pics after this one, sadly.
>>696152828
Edging to Sky is the best.
>>696152877
Fuck yes, Sky's throat is practically a fleshlight.
>>696153016
Forgot Gillian.
>>696152876
You're selfish, SkyBro. You and I were talking about a gangbang. But I get it.
>>696152943
Forgot that this was a celeb thread. New thread
>>696153134
>>696153304
Are you gettin' any closer?
>>696153304
Don't worry anon, you can have her ass while I'm fucking her face. I didn't forget!
>>696153304
I wanna get drunk with Gillian... That would be a fun time. Even tho I hate whiskey.
>>696149650
Why do people like her? She's an unfunny asshole, I think it's just because she's a woman tbh.
>>696153210
>>696153304
f-fuck, im almost there
>>696153460
kys for Britta-ing this thread faggot.
>>696147184
debby is life
>>696153460
you wouldnt hate it when she's spitting it into your mouth
>>696153210
So do you plan on actually fucking her irl?
>>696148605
>>696148092
holy jesus this kimk lollipop shit is hot
>>696153460
>>696153452
You talking about this morning? Wait. Like... 18 hours ago, SkyBro? I wanted you to pick what you want. I prefer mouth. But YOU get Sky priority.
>>696153451
No. I need to think more about my cousin, I guess, Emma Poster. Who I'm starting to think is a general RP igniter.
>>696153526
Finish all over her face. It's perfect as a cumdump!
>>696153071
>>696153802
>Who I'm starting to think is a general RP igniter.
What's that exactly? But don't pretend you don't love it anyway.
>>696147991
MOAR from this? Anyone else notice bona fide Selena nipple there? Holy fuck.
>>696153885
>>696153802
>>696153635
That's true. I could partake of a lot of whiskey if it was via tongue transfer with Gillian. And from what I've heard you can pick up a lot of whiskey from her tongue.
>>696153833
shit. any pics of her soles? my eyes are literally rolling back
>>696153802
I wanna ruin her throat, fuck it till she's overflowing with my spunk.
>>696153358
>>696153358
>>696152375
>>696152629
>>696153304
>>696153460
>>696154027
>>696154027
>>696153934
I do love it. Now. I just mean I think you have been going around threads for a long dang time inciting RP situations. And you just happened to be on the night I got back from the reunion. It has blossomed into something wonderful.
>>696154044
Fuck, I was gonna send them to you. Check the next thread.
>>696154027
Hell yeah. She pours whiskey it her mouth and tongues you, mixing it with her sweet saliva, fuck
>>696153358
come jerk off
>>696154296
>>696154152
That was you, right? Like we had this convo earlier? But yeah, you get to fuck Sky wherever you want. I'll fuck her ass for sure. I bet we make her cry a lot.
>>696154589
Yeah, it was me. Either that or have her sit on my face. Fuck, I can't decide. I want it all.
So shall we do a new thread?
The anons who hate RP have made their own thread in which to cry now.
My cousin wants more.
>>696154589
Oh, I'm not Skybro. You're crediting me with way too much ;)
>>696154861
do it man
>>696154784
Or eat her ass. Or lick her feet. Shit, I could play with Sky for days, constantly finding new ways to use her for my pleasure.
>>696154861
I haven't fapped yet. New thread, please.
New thread
>>696155067
>>696155067
>>696155067
>>696154784
Oh yeah. I remember waking up and and embarrassing hour and seeing "sit on face".
Choking is great.
So is whiskey swapping via tongue.
>>696155152
I'd let Sky swap more than whiskey with me via her tongue...
