Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
still here
Early and filthy.
littel early bread but idc lol
Stella claimed
Claimed.
>Disgusting early bake
>Waifu claiming thread: Cirno Edition
Dirty filthy early bake
Whatever
Rory-sama claimed
Have a dirty filthy image for the thread.
Dio-sama...
I wont even use my holy gif for this disgustingly early bake.
>>695945501
That assumption would be a bit wrong, it is true that I'm pretty good at not caring about things other would care about in my position, but I wouldn't describe myself as a laid back person.
>>695945501
Who got high? You?
Sounds like an interesting meal, not gunna lie.
>Why is Sabaton so based?
That's just cheating
>>695945058
Yes, I'm the hacker known as 4chan. And I'm going to bed now, would you be so kind to give me... you know what it is. It would help me fall asleep.
Filthy early bake
>>695945869
You really like posting that image, don't you?
Last claim
Filthy early as fuck bake, wasted quints
Cirno a shit op
>>695945172
S C R I P T E R
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>>695945172
EARLY NASTY FILTHY BAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>695946006
Mai talk more about yourself
>>695944852
Aww for real?
>shinoa
I like boats.
>>695945987
You should get that alzheimers checked. You already forgot how it worked?
I don't enjoy producing fakes.
>>695946106
Yes, I mean no.
EARLY BAKE A BEST BAKE
>>695945987
Nighty night.
Hello people.
>>695945869
This image brings up many questions.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed, no trollerino
>>695945501
I dunno how she does it. She just... DOESN'T stop.
>>695946429
Be aware that repeating digits will never justify an act of heresy.
>mfw people think it's impossible to get quints on /b/ without using a script
>>695946129
Short patience and temper I see
>>695946535
Hello there Maki.
>>695946606
This
>>695946606
EARLY BAKE
BEST BAKE
Here, take an obligitory Cirno and be on your way.
>Yoko.
>>695945988
ay it's you niga noga how you doings
>>695946615
it would have been fine if you had not called them
>>695946380
That's why I asked you to be kind enough, you would be doing it for me and even if you wouldn't enjoy doing it you should know I would still appreciate it. Maybe I could try to beg for one but I don't have the time, enjoy your night sweetie and I hope we can talk tomorrow.
>>695946306
I don't really know yet. It's not like I 'leave'.
>>695946805
I'm gud nig, took care of some errands and now its time for vidya
>>695946805
How else would I have gotten a new Waifu claiming thread with a Cirno image?
>>695946772
Hey sweetie
>How're you?
>>695946979
by waiting till image limit then baking
>Cirno needing an air conditioner when she is an air conditioner
>>695946979
You could have asked. I doubt waifu is elitist enough to only allow certain bakers.
Lets go crazy! Hey guys
>>695946697
Heyo Kyouko, how goes it?
>>695947148
But if I tried to bake at the image limit the person who makes these threads would have hit "Post" literally 1 second after the image limit making it impossible.
I know how these threads work, so I baked my bread early before the pink-haired maid woke up.
>>695947212
This.
>>695947271
I'm doing good, what about you cute idol?
>>695947258
Hey there.
>>695947212
>asking
>on the Internet
>>695947187
But i love you..
Have you grown so elite you're leaving the little guys behind?
>>695947212
>I doubt waifu is elitist enough to only allow certain bakers.
>>695946615
You're not fooling anyone
>thread already 1/3rd the way over
I forgot how ridiculously fast these threads move.
>>695947258
Hello luv
>>695947021
I am fine, and you, lovely?
>>695947258
Hello.
>>695945900
Aw :/
>>695946535
Yo makI
>>695946932
:/
>>695947577
You fuck
>>695947384
Heya cute fish
>>695947702
Hey lovely <3 how are you?
>
>>695947737
Hiya!
>>695947748
Noticed
Claiming
>>695947371
Fucking pink haired maids
my bakes are actually pretty slow tbh
kyouko is the one with the fast bakes
>>695946006
Only for the filthy bake. Or to make people sick.
>>695946535
I dont want to know the answer.
if this is trips op is a baka
>>695947852
Hungry, you?
>N-Nani?
>>695947852
How was work? You up to anything?
>>695947737
Hungry
>I forgot to cook rice beforehand
>>695947465
I'm such an elitist that other elitists look down on my elitism.
>Tfw 21km range citadel hit
>>695948009
Nice try!
>>695948009
OP is baka
OP is an baka
OP is an idiot
Because op is a baka doesn't make sense
>>695947748
I mean I am getting way too frustrated over these blue screens I'm getting to call myself laid back, in fact I don't think anything pissed me off more in life than getting blue screens while I'm in the middle of something. I also get a bit frustrated when playing with mentally deranged shitheads that have no idea what they're doing. I'm pretty sure a laid back person wouldn't be bothered in the least about those things.
>>695948292
Wouldn't we have to look up?
Since you're so far above us.
>>695948332
>off by 1
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second ? let me get this spork out of the way.)
My name is Mai, but you can call me the ignored shitposter of /waifu/. (I’m laughing
aloud.)
As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 18 ? mature for my age, however! ? and I enjoy replying to Yuuko, even if he always ignores me. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order ? of course ? but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The ignored shitposter of /waifu/
>>695948223
I may get some canned chili soon.
>>695947852
Hello my love, here are my panties. <3
>>695948677
STOP PLEASE
This is how it turned out. Its hard to show a pic of a screen saver but I tried my best. Pretty cool IMO
>shino
>>695947258
QT Chunni. What's good?
>>695947384
Glad to hear, best hair. Pretty swell, things are peaceful tonight.
>>695947748
Smuggy, what's going on?
>>695947932
That's probably for the best.
>>695947852
Frenemy
>>695947893
That doesn't count!
>>695948297
Wew
>>695948467
Dude that's totally normal to get pissed of at constant blue screens. Who'd blame ya about getting mad about that? I also wish you'd get a better pc sooner than later. Don't mean it in a taunting way
>>695948895
Hey I'm in that.
>>695948897
>That pic
All of my yes.
>>695948677
Fuck you Mi Liu you are completely irreverent.
>>695948897
Ayyy, what's good today Breeki?
>>695948939
That's max range, and I chunked the cruiser for half it's HP. It was great.
Too fast for my squishy brain.
>>695948037
Yeah me too, I have a headache too bleh this sucks
>>695948122
I didnt go to work today I was just here hanging out, I just got finished with playing MVC 1 with some friends
>>695948809 Oh making it easy for us today huh? Thank you we shall commence the sniffing
>>695948897
Adorable beautiful idol! How are you?
>>695948939
Frenemy!
>>695949035
That wasn't me.
Claiming, how is everybody doin today?
>>695948677
Hi katy
>>695948939
It might count
>>695949073
Sour, don't have any meds?
>>695949170
Hello Miria
>>695948939
I mean, I'm not "mad" I'm "very fucking mad" and it's been going on for 10 months now, you'd think I'd "get used to it" but I'm still as pissed off as ever.
im still lonely
>>695949073
>commence the sniffing
Wew.
>mvc
Assuming MVC is Marvel v. Capcom, I could never really get into fighting games, let alone playing it with friends.
>>695949170
I am fine, and you?
>>695949282
>
>mfw I won't be on /b/ for it 696M GET
>>695948659
who is she?
>>695948677
Post steam ~
>>695949002
pretty coo?
>>695949467
That, my good sir, is a 2hu.
>>695948897
Going to bed in the next few threads becuase I got an event tomorrow dressing sharp and stuff. You?
>>695949048
Bet that cruiser didn't have that kind of range
>>695949073
How are ya?
>>695949170
Pretty good. How are you?
>>695949260
I'm supposed to notice you!
>>695949276
10 months? Holy shit dude! Stop spending on those poutine and start saving!
>>695946974
sounds nice. hf boi
>>695946979
image limit
sry little slow
>>695949558
>
>>695949682
How are you today smugs?
>>695949147
Fuck you Mi Liu
>>695949002
It captures both best girls from their respective series, wonderful ain't it.
>Sadly nothing else has been found.
>>695949048
Lmaoo, not a whole lot. Spent the day with vidya, good times. Yourself?
>>695949073
Too cute for your own good. I'm doing well, had a nice day. How about you?
>>695949682
Is it some formal occasion? Like the opening before? The usual, day was pretty tiring dealing with cousins so it's time to chill.
>>695949682
>mfw I've seen this picture posted in every single waifu claiming thread yet I have no idea who it is
>>695949682
>im supposed to notice you
But you never do
>>695950073
>It captures both best girls from their respective series
Agreed, Maki a cute.
>>695949839
What you up to, homes?
>>695949073
Y-yes, I love you so much that I'd let you do anything with or too me. <3
>>695949682
Oh ya, she has the longest range of any ship at this tier. With a spotter plane out, I can get the range of the top tier ship, the Yamato. It's absolutely stupid, but amazing.
>>695950073
Burning up in the heat. It outright reached over 100F in my room.
Also
>>695948297
>>695949271
Hi! whose your waifu? she seems pretty cool
>>695949316
Well thats good! whats your waifu from if i might ask? and im doing well thank you
>>695949682
Thats good to hear! im doing good as well thank you, how was your day?
>>695949682
I guess I AM a bit lazy.
>>695950282
I really like that picture.
>>695949271
Nah we dont have any at the moment which really sucks but I can muscle through it
>>695949316
Wanna join? heh and yeah it is Marvel vs capcom I love that game
>>695949682
I am alright! Just taking a break from games to see you all
>>695950073
No way you are too cute for your own good! I did too I just played on fightcade all day haha
>>695950324
Aw I love you too <3 come here and kiss my feet
>Rikka
>>695950439
Yuno Gasai, Don't let her cute looks fool ya
>>695950454
Save it, its yours my friend ;^)
>>695950492
Uh oh, I hope you can tough through it
>>695950439
She is from Deadman Wonderland.
>>695950492
I could never play games with friends because of how competitive I am, let alone fighting games.
>join
Maybe.
>come here and kiss my feet
Extra wew.
claim
>>695950277
Kyouko a cutest.
>>695950325
>100
Jesus Christ. Not even sure if ice would help at that point.
Is that furthest distance for your guns or something?
>>695950492
Nope, all you qt. Sounds great! We still need to play a few matches one day.
>>695950598
No, your a fag
>>695950932
>stealing Naruto's waifu
>>695950282
idk drinking red bull all night and not going to sleep. maybe some cigars again.
>>695950439
should i smoke cigars boi
>>695950598
Y-yes ma'am... Anything for you!
>Sniffs your feet and licks between the toes, then proceeds to kiss them.
>>695950980
>One fucking hundred
Yep, 21km max range before spotter plane.
>Makoto
>>695950282
forgot to ask what're u up to
>>695950925
I can its not like its my first time doing this ya know
>>695950930
Are you super competitive? That could make you an awesome opponent!
>>695950980
Oh yes I know we do what is your username on there???
>>695951291
Ah yes perfect, you know just how I like it <3
>>695950925
Oh? is she like a hardcore killer or somethin? or just a bitch lol
>>695950930
I just looked it up, it looks pretty kickass! You don't see white hair'd waifus all that often it looks like
>>695951458
Generally not really, but I can get very competitive, that's why I stated before I don't really play with friends.
>Kurumi is claimed
Work was very....interesting today
>>695949966
I'm good little shiro. You?
>>695950073
Idk. Friend said itshe fun since I'm his guess. Oh shit yall gaming together?
>>695950104
I'm no one important lol
>>695950157
Lies!
>>695950325
What's the yamato's range by default?
>>695950439
Great. Can't wait for tomorrow. How ya liking the thread?
>>695950492
How sweet of you
>>695951223
Cigars, goddamn how do you smoke that shit?
>Cant handle the aftertaste nor the taste itself
>>695951381
Was playing overwatch, now on to Destiny
>>695951458
> its not like its my first time doing this ya know
Heavens, do you not have the luxury of meds? I can take it too (least til it becomes a migraine) but I still have meds
>>695951579
She goes psycho if you touch her man
>>695951631
Something going on?
>>695950454
Wanna stay aMary at your blue screening laptop or you wanna get something better?
>>695951631
Let's hear it
>>695951631
Oh boy do say more.
>>695951631
Please do tell.
>>695951579
Albino a best.
>>695951683
I am fine. Any weekend plans?
>>695951223
Yeeaaaa boi, dip the cigars in the red bull for enhanced effect! But why are you staying up all night?
>>695951683
thats cool! whats happening tomorrow? and yeah its pretty cool here, you guys and gals sure are swell! :3
>>695951799
>>695951832
>>695951860
>>695951903
TL:DR
or greentext?
>>695951458
>>695951291
This is alright until you realise its 2 men doing it
>>695951939
Greentext it up, I'm pretty sure we all have time.
>>695951579
Also has some pretty kickass fight scenes.
>>695951832
I am going ot get something better, it's just going to take some time.
>>695951939
Just do a quick TL:DR I want to have some jolly good time playing Smite.
>>695951742
hello
>>695951799
but how does she sex?
>>695951903
I would be hard pressed to disagree with you on that one haha
>>695951939
Post that shit fam
>>695952072
Looks like she does! what are her powers?
>>695951341
You see this is why I like it up here. Rather freeze my dick off than sweat it off.
And it was critical too, wew lad.
>>695951458
Nishikino9. Not sure if there's a friend mechanic there.
>>695951683
Going to take that as he said it was fun and you're his guest. Sounds like a high roller party or something, have fun mang. Yeah they came over today, unannounced too. Had to bust out the old Xbox, not letting them near the PS4. Little ones.
>>695952218
>powers
She's the main character's best friend, not much besides that.
>fight scenes
I was actually referring to the show in general, not Shiro.
>>695952282
hey
>>695952282
how are you, yuuko?
>>695951939
Whichever is fine
>>695952218
Like the wise words of Todd Howard, "It just works"
Give me some (you)'s
>>695951444
Ya. And that's not some satellite clock, it's telling you exactly what it is right at that spot.
>>695951683
26.6 km. Kongos with a spotting plane out is something like 25.6km or so.
>Yamatos max range with a spotter plane is 42 km
>What the fuck
>>695952355
Nah, Maki, there is no sweat. You're burning it off, roasting it, like some of Smugs deer sausage.
We won that match too. It was good.
Eggs-Chan claimed!
>>695951458
>>695951291
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>>695951903
Going to an event at somesome fancy hotel tomorrow. Gotta dress sharp
>>695951909
Rally glad you're enjoying the thread. Welcome to hell! I don't know. I'm just a guest to some event he won't tell me :/
>>695952083
Got a job?
>>695952355
I fucked up again.... yeah it is. It does sound like that. Best part is that I'm meeting old friends from high school their
>little ones
Oh God
>>695951799
it's just puffin'. don't draw it in your lungs. pretty good especially if the cigar has some vanilla flavour in it.
ooh destiny nice.
>>695951909
>dip the cigars in the red bull
yeah it's not gonna soak or anything.
'cos i fucked up last night lol
>>695952620
HOLY SHIT!
>smugs
>>695952415
H-hi !
>>695952433
Today so far has been just fine. Good.
How about you? Person?
>>695952601
>>695952601
>>695952601
>>695952601
>>695951617
Alright alright fair enough
>>695951799
No no no I do we just dont have any at the moment at my house so i gotta wait'
>>695952355
Nah there isnt but I was just wondering if I ever saw you on I would say hey
>>695952726
Why do you like Mai so much?
>>695952726
Well, that's good to hear.
Been up to much lately?
I'm doing decently, thank you for asking.
>>695952636
No, truth is I'm somewhat living as a "neet" but I am of course trying to get a job, it's just that the more time it's taking to find a job, the lazier I get about it. If I'm unlucky I might end up being a fat basement dwelling neckbeard bearing failure of a person, but I'm still skinny so I still have time to redeem myself.
>>695952636
>dressing sharp
>fancy events
>going places
Not my type of thing.
>>695952743
You got a steam? We could play some games, I'm sure I won't get too competitive.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ShiroABest/
I don't know what we'd play though.
>>695952672
Eh I wouldnt know, I just vape.. even there it too me awhile to learn how to properly take it in.. been told to avoid smoking like a plauge
>>695952743
Mmmm gotcha, still sucks
>>695952743
hi rikka wassup
>>695952388
ahhhh i see now, well regardless she seems like she kicks ass :P
>>695952487
So the question is, would you still hit it?
>>695952636
lol thanks, and he won't tell you? how come? that sounds kinda shady
>>695952672
The process is simple my dude, you unrap the cigar, and soak the wrap in the red bull, let it dry, then wrap it all back up and cheef that bad boi down, and howd you fuck up last night? lol
>>695953139
Holy shit, you're an edgy fucker and you vape, this just keep getting better and better!
>>695953139
i don't smoke cigarettes either
don't want to grow a bad habit u know
>>695953159
What ya up to Stella?
>>695952795
Mai was untalkative at first like mai in the show. Interesting.
Mai has been really committed
Mai is equal to any other fag coming in and out Just should stop shit posting.
>>695952895
No, nothing that hasn't been either mundane or retarded.
>yuuko
>>695952957
Yeah I got a steam here let me add ya!
>>695953139
Wanna share some of your drug?
>Please dont kill me
>>695953159
Hey Stella, just got done playing games, how are you?
>Rikka
