Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition
Previous:>>695912437
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
We need to talk.
back to #1 scientist chicK
Still regret nothing
>>695921208
>Naps good idea
Yes
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
With the number of times you've called me part of the elitists, sad face.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>Rattle rattle
>>695921208
Holo is mine .
>>695921136
i read
>>695921184
Dude makoto its the same here.
100 when i got in my car a min ago. I'm putting my second air conditioner in my apartment as we speak my room is like a million degrees above my living room.
Claimed.
>>695920471
Yeah, about that; it's fucking hot right now, like literally overnight I think the world boiled over.
It's real hard writing papers while my hands are sweating like crazy.
Still, um, doing Shiki things?
>>695921090
Oh. Well. Stimulate your prostate then?
>>695921046
You must have had some stepped on shit man. Any time I do coke I can't get an erection for about an hour. Don't smoke meth so I can't really say.
Stella claimed.
Saber claim
Claimed.
>>695914358
I really don't even remember when I first joined too clearly.
Mid to late December I think.
They've all migrated to third party chatting platforms. Telegram, Discord, Teamspeak or Skype.
Red is kill, but made a fake boatgirl persona along with oldie Atago and Shimakaze. Don't pay too much mind to that, since they already stopped.
Stocking doesn't feel like coming around anymore, but he's still around.
Noire still posts quite frequently, it's just timezones not helping.
I was supposed to leave a week ago, but I'm too weak mentally.
>>695913395
Well hello there. I don't think we have.
>>695921090
Ah fair then
Reminds meself to try get a job some time soon while I still got time.
Also good tune, not the type of music I usually listen to but I like it.
>>695921599
Stepped on shit? You know what crack is right? its pure concentrated coke. You literally cook the impurities out of it.
Didn't you say you just smoke weed and drink. Now we know why you post from a phone can't hold a job and were about to have your lights shut off.
Zing
>>695922095
Late January
>>695921435
>Yes
Yes
>With the number of times you've called me part of the elitists, sad face.
i can't tell if serious :o
We're all elitists here
>Rattle rattle
>rattles
>>695921442
Korbo
>>695921402
Heresy?
>>695914358
I started posting in December and I'm still shitposting.
>>695921510
>AC
If only.
Weren't you around here for Comic Con, actually?
>>695922273
Thanks Yuuko/Mystery man.
>>695921442
Korbo*
>>695921208
Shimakaze claimed
>>695922410
No i went to comic con in wisco.
Man i lucked out. I paid full price for my main ac. But i got a couple from this office supply place that re sells office stuff when a place shuts down. for like 10 bucks
>>695921281
Yes
>>695922344
I'm always serious Sachi.
>Rattles
>>695922255
Meth and coke you retard. I didn't mention crack for a reason you welfare nigger.
>>695922117
The man knows his music. Him being a DJ might have something to do with it.
>>695922410
On the other side of everything, its 15C here.
>>695921599
No thanks. My asshole is destroyed enough without me contributing.
>>695921560
Oh hey there Tats, didn't see you there.
Hope you're doing good.
>>695922758
Too much spicy food huh?
>>695922095
I was December, you were probably January as >>695922273 said. Eh, I just don't like it here that much anymore, I'd rather just stay on /mu/.
>>695922834
Hey. I am actually.
>>695922879
No, medical condition. Perianal fistula if you want to look it up.
>>695921281
>too busy to talk with you right now
Why do you do this.
>>695921560
>>695918359
Those albums that come out of nowhere are always interesting, I will get into it when I can.
Wildflower was ok, nothing special but nothing bad. Two Hearts In 3/4 Time is still my favourite track from them by far.
>>695923038
Wrong thread sorry.
>>695922634
Ohhhh, alright. That makes more sense.
I've got one, just circumstances make it kinda pointless to use.
>>695922758
Stupid lucky spooder.
>>695922757
> welfare nigger.
You don't have a job. Your waifu is trash, and your a sad little edgelord.
>>695922664
You know, I always understood the theory.
Waifu related disagreements can only be settled with lethal force, but now I have to realize this is more difficult than I thought, since you clearly have exceptional taste.
>Hi everyone
>>695923089
Do what?
![1469225527551[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/831CnjS.png "1469225527551[1].png")
>>695923073
Naaaaah. If it's a butt disease I assume it related to hemorrhoids, cysts, or cancer.
Hope your butt heals.
>>695923366
oh hey
>>695923197
And you are a crack head nigger on welfare.
>>695921171 (Shizuru)
I'm a bit doubtful about the ghosts thing.
>>695921510
My brother had to have his other foot reconstructed earlier in the year, so nothing new there. The only concerns I do have are that he can't get up his porch stairs while in his wheelchair, and that his washer/dryer are in the basement, so he has to have some help with that.
>He can't find a ramp for porch stairs so steep.
>>695922344
>We're all elitists here.
So me, Shino, and Stella are all elitists despite our short time within /waifu/?
here
>>695923781
Me too, but entertaining that kind of bullshit can be amusing sometimes.
>>695921860
My trips steal.
>>695923496
Only slightly related to cancer. And it wont get better unless I spend a few months on my front or out of a job.
>its not cancer but its still pretty bad
>>695924123
sigh
not again
>>695923781
Are you not part of the elite?
>>695922748
always 100% serious and rattles
>rattle rattle
>>695924123
>>695921560
>Still, um, doing Shiki things?
Sorry got distracted by weeb things. Still doing pseudoneet things and playing unhealthy amounts of KC.
>>695924123
>>695924239
Two times in as many days.
Not that i'm judging, just find the mistakes amusing.
>>695924123
Its a wide range of songs he uses in his videos as well.
>>695923914
We have 2 Tomokos arguing already. How are you?
>>695924499
Is there a healthy amount?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>695923197
Nonsense.
He a cute.
>>695923366
Hello once again.
>>695923039
I can see why you'd prefer /mu/ over these threads, there's plenty of people who may not even recognize you, so.
I hope your excavation/investigation thingy in the UK is going well so far.
![KirinoNG [1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yqGATnO.gif "KirinoNG [1].gif")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dfrrv53mkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0rHQyMmEGQ
I'm not scarying anybody, am I?
>>695923626
Hope you've been well, Yuuko.
CLAIMED you dumb niggers
Fuck all of you, this is my Keion
>>695924649
No, but I have been enough to get form 1 to hq level 88 injust under a month.
>>695924532
relaxing a little bit. yourself?
Dicks out
>>695924499
Did you see this heresy I stumbled upon in pixiv
>>695925045
Fake
>>695925093
nope
>>695925062
Yeah, Pixiv has a shit ton of art but also so much shit.
>>695925174
post dick for proof
Claimed. Also boobs.
>>695924951
Seems like a normal amount for doing your missions religiously and beating a lot of bosses.
>>695924673
Hey Ruri.
>>695925216
it's me
>>695923366
Same to you.
>>695924951
Holy shit how many hours have you dumped into it?
>>695924743
https://youtu.be/z_nImUzRv0w
>>695924951
I take it thats a... large amount? I dont play it so I have no basis of reference.
>>695924986
Just getting ready for work. Its only a short shift.
>>695925045
alright
roll :o
>>695924747
I hope you're doing great little bird
Up to anything great?
![KirinoHG [5].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QRTfosn.gif "KirinoHG [5].gif")
>>695924747
Hi
>>695925276
Might just be the other fags being casual, only behind Taihou in terms of progress.
>>695925370
thankfully there's no playtime counter, and it's the kind of game you can easily keep going while doing something else.
>>695925561
for hamburger
roll :o
>>695925390
half days are nice
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>695925534
Stella, how goes it my man?
~Yui
>>695925340
Just stick to posting her best art and maybe we can get along...
You should also get her inofficial pillow cover..
>>695921208
>>No oversexualised content
enforce it bitch
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0moDyUrVn48
How do you get talked in to making shit like this? "Hey wanna make a movie about finding memes in a haunted house!?" "Nah lad not really"
>>695925789
Oh hi Yui, i'm doing good. Have been here like 12 hours straight since i woke up.
How are you doing?
>>695925885
>not posting the futa ones
Shame on you
>>695925779
No hover hand : ^)
>>695925390
Rory-chan. You know, I was always disappointed the show wasn't as violent as the manga.
>>695925623
Long time no see, Kirino. I hope you are doing well.
>>695923039
>>695922834
You two must be busy?
>>695924751
Mio is a Slut and deserves to be Raped with a Mokona
>>695925779
Still alpha af
Sachi is a gay.
>>695926026
>Have been here like 12 hours straight
Impressive. Don't take it too far though
I'm just listening to music before I go to bed.
~Yui
![KirinoHG [23].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nn7EQkP.gif "KirinoHG [23].gif")
>>695926089
It has been a while.
I've been well. Just the usual really, another day, another night.
Yourself?
>>695926252
Go fight a kangaroo
>>695926275
Nah it's not impressive i have just been too lazy today to do anything. Just waiting to get home.
What music u listening?
>>695926252
Which one is the original one?
>>695924430
No, but my state's governor is shit.
>>695923933
And no, out of the three things I fear, ghosts aren't one of them.
>>695925705
Its 2 hours.
>>695926089
They had to get a wider audience somehow. Im just disappointed they took out the entire 'zombie' arc in favour of Tuka being a shit. The scene where Itami washes the blood off of Rory is fairly inportant as well, it explores more about the state of Rory.
>>695926089
We're playing league cute boat.
How are you doing?
>>695925796
Only maybe?
>>695926489
Heh, I know that feel, I'm here for the majority of the day
>Just waiting to get home.
Where you at now?
And this: https://open.spotify.com/track/750FKip3XWH5sh9LbjV2TJ
>inb4 hipster
~Yui
>>695923366
Come here when I'm busy. And steal my heart.
>>695925390
Sorry Rory, I didn't see the reply.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFYl-kFfEXk
>>695926637
It's not like I wanted to come or anyway...
>b-baka.
>>695925276
It's been a while, but not really.
I hope you've been doing well so far.
>And thank you.
>>695926613
even better
>>695926597
>three things
Care to share?"
>>695926406
That doesn't sound so bad. I can't complain either, not troubled by anything out of the ordinary.
>except Murakumo
>>695926613
Exactly, some things were toned down so drastically it actually hurt the story.
I understand some changes.
>>695926637
I almost thought so. I'm fine, not unhappy about the diversion of being here.
>>695926743
It's complicated. Very.
>>695927032
>not troubled by anything out of the ordinary.
Even if I did trouble you it wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary.
![KirinoHG [18].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MABGI47.gif "KirinoHG [18].gif")
>>695927032
Well, I can't really complain about what goes on in the real world. Doesn't fix anything, and pushing it onto other people, it's probably not good.
What have you been up to?
>>695927032
It's good to see you, you should come by more often with that cute boat of yours.
OUT OF THE WAY PECKS!
>>695926801
Its all good.
https://youtu.be/w5LZ8YErl2M
>>695926918
Its at a shop I dont think Ill ever work at again.
>>695927032
I like the redesign of Rory, but the original is still a good design. But yeah, the story has suffered heaps.
>>695926770
I'm on vacation in spain. i have been 11 days already here.
i'll save that song somewhere will listen it when not watching animu.
where you from btw?
>>695926896
Does that mean things are well on your end, too?
I really can't complain apart from feeling a little lazy, I guess.
>>695927304
It's almost like you're learning to pay attention.. :^)
>>695927362
Uuh, yeah, we were getting kebab'd earlier here... but it was inevitable.
You shouldn't restrict your horizon or outlook, but it's important to not be affected by everything too much.
>>695927452
B-but the Murakumo.
>>695927678
why?
>>695926770
>>695927790
>I'm on vacation in spain
Nice, anything exciting going off over there?
And I'm from England.
~Yui
>>695927837
But they're both cute.
Akiko late claim
>>695926770
~
>>695927837
It helps that you're not so rigid lately. It didn't matter much that you could always pay attention when you would just ignore what I told you.
>>695928245
Peaches! How are you?
This makes me remember.. Oh my god, Amatsukaze will kill me.
>>695928413
And here I thought I've been whipping you like a literal horse.
Maybe I wasn't - or you got used to it.
kitty cream signing in
blake claimed
>>695928803
Hello lewdest cat
>>695928794
>Amatsu will kill you
What for?
>>695928245
Hey Akiko
>>695927851
The boss wants me to know the place in case I have to go in there.
>>695928803
Sup kitty
>>695928979
>mfw when i thought your pic was a silhouette of blake
wew you spooked me, thought someone finally stole my waifu :^(
>>695929215
hey sexy lips, how are you
>>695928241
That might be part of the problem!
There can be only one.
>>695928980
I was meant to take some pictures, ugh, but I kinda lost focus half way though the preparations.
>>695928803
Blake i almost fucking died last night doing that shit and now half my face is paralyzed and fapping just aint the same
Back from installing window curtains.
>>695924145
Sounds like a real pain in the ass if you'll pardon the pun. So it is treatable?
>>695926984
Do I have to?
>>695929256
Do not worry ,its just the edgelord.
>Check bank
>$970
Ayyyyyyy
>>695929256
Im fine. Leaving for work in an hour so getting some MWO games in.
>>695927989
>>695928339
what.
~Yui
>>695926252
>>695926458
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>695929449
No. Of course not. I'm just some asshole on the internet. Lol
>>695929386
what the fuck, did you literally hang yourself off of your fucking ceiling fan? ive never had half my face paralyzed before.
christ man, seriously dont try this shit unless you know what youre doing
>>695929451
your waifu is a cutie though
>>695929514
leaving for work? its 8 PM where im at
>>695929581
>>695929215
oh weird
>>695929717
Im just messing bro. I've been doing a head count all day to make sure there's not some bloated dead /waifu/ poster hanging by his neck in his fuckin closet
THought sachi might of went that way but he posted this thread.
claimed
>>695929471
>Check bank
>$9.70
Guess I'm living off peanut butter.
>>695929612
I Don't
>>695928803
kitty
>>695930009
Fuck off
>>695930034
>>$9.70
>Not $9.7
>>695928145
Oh yeah i asked you before now i remember better.
>>695928245
hi akiko how're you feeling
>>695929675
Since when were you an asshole? Not once have I seen you be rude to anyone here.
>>695930034
Yo tomo i got some pizzas today you can come over.
>>695930034
If only there was some way to get compensation for time spent assisting another...~
>>695930005
lmao. never forget kitty creams master plan to kill off all /waifu/ posters by fooling them into hanging themselves
>>695930040
>a hat
w h a t
>>695929421
I make ass jokes all the time. Treateable, but incurable.
>>695929717
Itll be 11:30am when I leave
>>695929847
Eh. Its 2 hours of probably just standing in a corner, maybe cooking some shit.
Mikan Claimed
>>695929717
Every edglord needs a cutie to hang out with. Other wise it wouldnt be a good animu.
>>695930223
christ where do you live?
>>695930152
Right, I've got to to go, sorry I can't stay longer.
See you around.
~Yui
Claimed
>>695930202
Dude Kitty Creams still isn't in the clear
There's gotta be one who fell victim to it.
>>695930346
Land of kangaroos and deadly spudrs
>>695930186
Helping others can be a lot easier than finding help yourself.
>>695930311
am i the cutie, or the edgelord????
>>695930425
i havent seen several people on. maybe it worked after all??
I CALL THEIR WAIFUS
>>695930471
you live in shitpostland? fuck i love aussies, funny people
>>695930223
So there is a chance it will go away and return? That really sucks. Genetic or did some hardcore bumpin and grindin break your butt?
>>695930186
Nothing I haven't done before. Thanks for your concern.
>>695930178
If you live in Texas I may take you up on that offer.
>>695930223
well that sounds not too bad
>>695930585
I didnt see you irl though, I cant tell.
>>695930391
oh okay. See ya Yui~
