Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Try not to cry
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
>>695772421
>try not to cry
>cry
>cry a lot
Claiming
>>695772421
how am i meant to not cry when it took 15 seconds to bake because bad internet and shizuru beat me?
Madoka kaname, claimed.
>>695771900
>No picture
Oh boy.
>>695772077
Alright.
She's mine!!!
Dio-sama...
NORMAL DRAFT PICK
>NORMALS WITH BANS
>Saber claim
Claimed
claiming the best mouse
>>695772846
I may not be special to you anymore, but you'll always have a special place in my heart.
>>695768320
me2 lol
>>695768763
Yeah, how long have you been coming here?
>>695769631
just came with a taxi that took such a weird routes lol.
also what should i do with the rest of my alcohol. drink it or save it
>>695773205
Are you quoting someone because that's fucking beautiful.
>>695773427
If it isn't enough to get you drunk later, drink it now.
still here
>>695773212
You smug little shit with your stupid umbrella fuck you
>>695773551
You have low standards of beauty
>>695773152
I've been coming here for about 6 months, once you join, there's no escape.
~Yui
>>695773088
Sometimes you just don't wanna deal with cancer champs.
I like the Ayaya
>>695773427
>also what should i do with the rest of my alcohol. drink it or save it
chug it all down like a watermelon
>>695773088
I think they disabled that for OCE then
>>695772895
You claim a loli girl
You use ":^)"
You're a mean jerk
Fuck you, I never want you to :^) to me again
>rattle rattle
>>695773820
i also like ayaya
QOTT: How many tomoko's are there in total?
>>695773761
sorry I read that wrong t b h. Sounded nicer when I read it wrong,
>>695773551
Nope. Honest feelings. I play favorites and not ashamed to admit it.
>>695773756
Oh uhhh ok
>>695773868
Shiro smiling
>>695773794
No I was only doing this cause Dio Rory and crazy bitch from an anime I haven't watched yet was confused
>>695773878
QOTT: about 90 give or take
>>695773878
Too damn many
>but theres only 1 moka
Come on guys, wouldn't you rather cum in a real pussy? You can do it! I got there and I was a socially awkward weeb too.
>>695773941
Yuuko spooked.
>>695774022
Tomoko is life.
>>695773205
>I may not be special to you anymore
Implying a lot right there buddy.
>>695774036
Nice screen shot. Trash Tier /waifu/ confirmed
>>695773878
You've been meme'ing an awful lot lately.
Karma is a bitch.
>>695774115
Who said we wouldn't want to cum in a real pussy?
>>695773878
what's a tomoko
>>695774115
dude that's gross
Mine
>>695774115
3d girls are fucking disgusting
I would rather put my dick in a blender
>>695774205
You've spelled it out for me well enough. I still plan on keeping my promise tho.
>>695774128
Too spooky
>>695774265
No tears, only smiles
>>695773610
>>695773838
i decided to drink it a bit later cause i don't want to be in the condition where i can't write proper english anymore.
>>695773777
I can understand why.
also nice trips u have there
So our hipster bait breakfast strikes again. Its literally avocado, tomato, pepper and pesto on toast. For $13. When 1 egg and 2 rashers of bacon in a pretty big bun is $8. Goddamn uni students are retarded.
>>695773878
>QOTT: How many tomoko's are there in total?
Does it matter? One Tomoko is bad enough.
>>695774640
Thanks famalam
Right, I'm going to sleep, it's been nice talking to you. See you whenever.
~Yui
>>695774392
its a thing
>>695772421
three times the fun
>>695774830
we'll meet again someday. sleep well~
>>695774516
what's your favorite miku song? it better be good
>>695774640
who cares about proper english
>>695774848
seems like quite a bad thing
I don't like /b tbh
>>695775137
i like it. some dont. a lot do
>>695774830
>One Tomoko is bad enough.
Well said.
>>695775186
Me neither.
/b/ Rate /a/'s singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r28NIJkKfEs
>>695774262
yeah
mostly just because i have been bored
>>695774036
i thought there was 3
>>695775430
I have that video saved on my computer and I listen to it whenever I feel lonely.
True Waifu, can't deny.
https://youtu.be/F9YJS4nTNsM
>>695775433
We need to find you a proper hobby if that's the result being bored.
>>695775137
well i mean more like readable text lol
Claiming
>>695775261
seems like something made just to pander to NEETs
but who knows i never read or watched it
>>695775430
i like the psycho pass one best
>>695775560
I listen to it whenever I feel sad/lonely too. It makes me feel like I'm not the only loser out there.
>>695775433
I have no clue how many there but we only need 1
>>695775727
im ok with that and i think you do know what it is
>>695775724
Good taste. Shes a bit stupid though.
>>695775430
I like that guys impressonation of Macho Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
>>695775433
My captcha was 420
>>695776016
ive seen a bunch of reaction images so ive got some idea of what it is yeah
>>695776055
"How did my life come to this?"
I hate /b
>>695776319
"It's not my fault I'm bad at singing"
Claiming this happy qt
>>695776445
I hate you
>>695776514
OC jew
>>695776052
haha, thats true, although I think of it as carefree. I mean they are especially good at stealing things. Yours is pretty good taste too! One of GATE's best grills :P
yet again....mootykins
>>695776514
you're waifu a cute
>>695776685
Tuka a shit. Look at her pushing Lelei off the bench. What a shit.
>>695776004
https://youtu.be/d8pROouFKgY
>>695775724
oh look it's the best girl from durarara
>>695776294
well i know nothing about yours besides that she is a mouse whos name is Nazrin
>>695776986
>she was in it for 60 frames
>ignoring Celty
You used to be cool
>>695776461
>>695776461
"GODDAMNIT SON OF A BITCH, FUCK THIS PART"
>>695777192
>superior chairspin
>not Kirino anon
kitty cream signing in faggots
blake claimed
I'm such a fucking failure lmao
>>695777129
if you truly want to be able to call yourself a weeb you should invest some time to get to know all 150+ touhou girls
>>695777165
celty isn't even that good
>>695777793
she doesnt even have a head.
how is she supposed to give blowjobs?
>>695777793
ok where do i start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCmSb40sV1Y
>>695777951
she does have a head, it's just kind of detached you know
>>695777997
if you're actually serious this is a great start: http://www.legion34.com/touhou-articles/
>>695776939
lol right? Tuka is definitely on the lower tier of GATE grills, you already know she was down for the incest
>>695777741
>>695777955
Aaaaaannnnnddddd i'm already out
>>695778029
>I can't sing opera goddammit!
>>695775686
yeah i really do
>>695776210
what a fag
>>695776514
先輩をバック歓迎
>>695778235
well she doesnt have control over it
>>695778235
that is a lot of articles
Fuck these threads!
>>695777951
She does. Spoiler warning.
>>695777793
Shes the only girl with real plot development and character. Everyone else is just fucking Saika.
>>695778253
Shes still a teenager in her mind. She does one thing of note off her own back. She spends three entire arcs as nothing more than a hanger on.
>>695778849
Oh yeah i forgot the ending. it was a while since i saw it
>>695778810
Life is a metaphysical nightmare to which there is only 1 escape.
>>695777570
先輩はあなたに気づくでしょう
>>695779073
i want to die too
>>695779239
i dont speak nip
>>695778849
>one thing of note
I don't even remember what that is haha. Whose your second fav?
>>695778264
Imma rape your wiafu
>>695778818
the articles aren't really that long
>>695778849
what about yagiri?
>>695779073
nothing exists
>>695779239
逝ってよし
>>695779317
Lelei. 10/10 waifu material but too emotionless and detached. To be fair to Tuka, she finished off the dragon, but that was after 8 people died and her friends almost die. The only other times shes useful is if people need to be sleeping.
>>695778264
>>695779658
Everything is permitted
>>695779658
Yagiri a brocon shit. Her emotional range is that of a disembodied foot. She never develops as a character.
>>695779685
yeah Lelei was definitely top 3 for me, along with Rory and a tie between the medic girl and the fighter girl. So i guess top 4 heh. But yeah more personality would have been sick
>>695779297
その後学びます。
>>695779658
失礼ですね!
>>695778579
>>695779658
ok so its a game with lots of c that people like and make songs and stuff
>>695780277
>nobody talks to me in thread
>only one who does speaks a foreign language
wew
>>695780577
Ask Tomobro out
>>695780670
Id talk but I dont know what to talk about.
>>695780670
i can speak to you. hai, what's up?
also you're waifu a cute
>>695780670
Ill speak.
Hi
>>695780670
ごめんなさい
so how are you lewd cat?
>>695780897
>Id talk but I dont know what to talk about.
this is why i never talk to people from my area lmao
how are you?
>>695780981
thank you so much~
yours is too!
>>695781076
ayy
>>695781158
>still speaking taiwanese
lmao im good fam, you?
>>695780277
啊
>>695780630
touhou is huge, it has its own yearly convention and has the largest market at Comiket
unlike most anime and manga, touhou will never die
im surprised you didn't even know it was a game though
>>695781241
Best cow!
>>695781459
Best Yuri.
>>695780854
Something about that doesn't feel right.
I'll just stick with my waifu for a while.
>>695776676
I do not take oc, I give oc
Oc for all
>>695776738
So is yours
>you're waifu a cute
She is a cute
But she is a cutest when I see her happy
>>695778773
農民をオフに性交
>>695781442
didnt know anything about it but ill give it a spin
Im back
Passing by to say that sake is a lot weaker than the Brazilian sugarcane liquor. I mean our sugarcane liquor is up to 70% of alcohol
>>695781405
Well I may or may now throw up in the next 5 minutes.
>>695781616
Sleep well Homu
>>695781616
Nighty night Homu.
>>695779800
</3
storm was scary
>>695781890
bro i know the feel. my ulcer fucked my whole life up
that really sucks tho, thats a terrible feeling. what is wrong with your stomach??
>>695781920
>>695781867
>Not just chugging Everclear
Nasty
>>695781867
3-4 JARS
>>695782052
No idea. Probably just my body reacting to a med. Or lack of one.
>>695781241
Oh well hello there beautiful
>>695781962
<X3
>>695781867
Hot sake or cold sake?
I've never had sugarcane liquor but it sounds good. i love sweet stuff. Is it expensive or rare?
>>695782106
>Everclear
Did you mean disinfectant? I mean I'm all for a heartkicker but everclear is shit on it's own. You gotta mix it with all kinds of shit to get good stuff
>>695781865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oayu297xrns
also i've never finished any of the games
they are too difficult for me
>>695782274
for me, taking a walk usually helped a little bit, or taking some anti-acids. but it depends for the condition, so idk for you man
>>695781405
so, how you doing?
>>695781684
i'll let you decide what anime i should start when i get home. i'll promise to watch it.
also, let's get drunk bois
>>695782363
>>695782575
Were you going to ask someone out?
I say go for it! You should at least try!!!
>>695782106
I don't really get what yer saying.
>>695782225
Today it was 3 only
>>695782423
Cold.
Cheap as hell. Like USD 0.50 a cup and less than USD 10.00 a bottle
~Yuiko
>>695782755
fag
>>695782755
No. Most every time I get rejected so I'm pretty tired of asking.
anyone baking or should i?~
>>695783151
You should. I would've but I expected Shizuru or Sachi too.
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