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Yummy, burgers
boys taking belts to girls asses!
>>695696218
Since when have they been 3D animating this shitty cartoon?
>>695696185
Neat. Is there bacon inside it?
>>695696526
Nah, just plain ol' burgers that I had in the freezer from a while ago
>>695696674
>no bacon
If you're gonna go murrica, you might as well pull out all the stops
>>695696799
B-but I'm not in murrica, I'm in Canada, eh
>>695696906
You mean North North America?
>>695697199
I guess. Where all the igloos are, and everyone rides dogsleds and eats moose with home made maple syrup
>>695697322
lol
>>695697322
Then ride a dogsled to a store and buy some good ol' made in america bacon
or make moose bacon, if that's a thing in Canadia
>>695697645
I could just go hunting for some moose, and have moose burgers with moose bacon. Oh well, too late for that
>>695697199
Northest America
>>695698450
Bout bed time ain't it?
>>695698212
Just gonna stick my junk next to your face bruh
>>695698503
I slept for a few hours earlier. Not really tired right now.
So what's up?
>>695698638
This is the furry universe where 90% of the characters will fuck anything and everything. I don't think he cares.
>>695698653
Bout to hit the shower after work. Figured I'd see who was in here. Whats been going on? Any visitors?
>>695699053
Nope, not really. But we finally convinced shark belly guy to get namesync. And I had a little fun. I showed him my belly while wearing my socks just for keks, and I realized that I I could be a way better femboy than I thought. Wanna see the pics?
I feel weak because my heart isn't beating regularly
i want moar draguunz pls
>>695699438
You need to exercise, dude.
Can I, like, just have oxygen blown through my bloodstream so I don't have to be bottlenecked by my respiratory and circulatory systems?
>>695699353
Uh of course.
I want to boop her nose.
just woke up
slept poorly
mood still poop
rest of the internet sucks
>>695699865
2/2
What do you think? Am I as good as cockwizard?
>>695699801
>>695699873
What's up, guys?
>>695699570
Sounds like an awful lot of work and risk for something that a little engineering know-how can fix.
What is the mechanism for oxygen in the lung being absorbed into the bloodstream and how can I enhance it?
Can I just pump my blood through into an external radiator and have pure oxygen blown through it?
>>695699898
>>695699865
FFFUCKING GRRRR
>>695699898
being a sucker for dark purple
your socks make up for it
>>695699873
Theas just life. What's got you down?
>>695700012
Yeah, it's called exercise.
>>695700024
Kek. If I knew people would like it so much I would have done this earlier.
>>695700061
Yeah I'm going to try to go for a kinda goth look.
>>695699865
>>695699898
Well, cockwizard is like, the PERFECT femboy.
Saying that, you're pretty close. He's just better at being a faggot. He's had a lot more practice. In time you could possibly be on par.
>>695699969
Not much, I just woke up and the hole where my apendix used to be hurts like a mother fucker.
>>695700131
I want to lick your entire body.
>>695700096
i have to work tonight
i have to commute on a bike in what will likely be 90 degree+ heat for ten miles.
to work a job i dont like, to make money that i dont want.
my anxiety was so bad last night i couldnt even edge.
>>695700321
Cool. I guess I'll have to keep trying. However I would do that.
>>695700322
Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.
>>695700399
Fucking kek. I'm flattered. I never thought I would get this kind of reaction, I thought my body was pretty terrible. But I guess not.
>>695699898
Cockwiz is an annoying fuck
Please don't be like him.
>>695700480
Dude, I've got the closing shift at work and it does suck working late. But you don't even know how much if a pain in the ass it is to ride a unicycle to work, I only do it because it brings customers in; they're sitting in their cars like, "I wonder where this faggot is going."
>>695700735
I won't. I just mean that he has a great body.
>>695700576
It's probably just a sign that one of my other organs doesn't like me. But whatever. The ones that tried to kill me before got removed.
>>695700399
Rabbit calm down
>>695700576
Well if you're wanting to go for the femboy thing, there's always getting rid of hair in certain places. Making sure to use a shit ton of lotion to stay smooth.
Dude, your body could be so much worse. It's not terrible at all.
>>695700735
I think because he looks good and he knows it he can act any way he wants and still get called a sexy faggot.
>>695701086
I do that already. Luckily I have very little hair, so it's pretty easy.
I think the shitty camera also does a good job at not showing all the flaws, like my fucked up skin. And I'm also lying down in those pics. I definitely don't look as slim when standing.
waitin on the s/fur be like
