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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuiko claimed.
Howdy, partners?
>>695695784
Kyouko is asleep currently.
Akiko claimed
>>695695481
>Shiro
That's okay
You were the one who said I was odd to talk with, so there must've been some motivation behind that. I was just curious
>>695695636
You're gonna have to roll quads for my good stuff
>>695695652
>Makoto
That's alright though, we hate africans too
Race war now
just beat me to it
>>695695799
howdee non sandnigger karen
still here
>>695695310
oh nice i'm from finland
>>695695319
>him
yeah i think i'm gonna buy them some cigars and a couple of wine bottles
>>695695851
Oh yea. You were kind of jumping from topic to topic.
>>695695958
Image.
>>695695828
We have 1 dedicated baker for a 24/7 thread?
Maybe some of you should step up and lighten Kyouko's load. I would, but I can't start threads on this piece of shit mobile.
Elitist shitlord claimed
>>695695916
I've already told ya, I'm not the Sandnogger. I'm the RainforestNigger.
I'm from Brazil not Africa
>>695695916
feggit
>>695695996
I fill in for him if he asks me to do so. He enjoys making the threads I believe.
>>695695297
But what do i do with the toast then?
>>695695319
Puppies are the best, they make everything great!
>>695695439
Who let their cat on the internet again?
>>695695345
Do you want to be angry? you were the one who said it was fun and i said i had no interest ya dingus.
>>695695851
>Race war never
Honestly, the more I see these BLM protests, the more I feel they just need to be run down when they step out into the freeway.
>>695695996
I would, but Kyokos a quick as fuck baker.
>3D us almost always trash
At least you can fuck them while having a sentimental, physical and loving relationship with them. Also, isn't "2D" just drawings of fictional characters? Literally just lines that are connected.
>>695695996
I bake sometimes
Cheshy bakes sometimes
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>695696216
Animation:
the technique of photographing successive drawings or positions of puppets or models to create an illusion of movement when the film is shown as a sequence.
>>695696124
I'm sure he does, but to avoid having two new threads made at the end of one thread, we should elect bakers.
It will keep the threads contiguous and keep our head down from any trolls looking for an excuse to spam the threads.
Also it won't be some kind of "race" to be OP. I've proposed something similar to this before but not a lot of people picked it up.
I think it would help the threads to be honest.
Which waifu anon would you say is the most autisic
>>695696416
kyokou
Mine and only mine
>>695696416
Tomoko
>>695696553
>>695696193
I eat puppies ching xhong
>>695696193
Sorry, Defense mechanism. Stay away from the elitist argument unless you like mindless arguments and baseless insults to you and you're waifu.
Sleepy...
>>695696651
Did i get to her first? Fuck off.
>>695696047
i said non sandnigger
>>695696002
Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>>695696075
your being mean again
>>695695996
i try to bake whenever i can
>>695696416
anon thats not how you do it
you have to post a pic
QOTT: Which waifu anon would you say is the most autistic?
>>695695707
hahahhhaahahahahhahahha
>>695696746
You can slip it in while you sleep, hun
We were talking about Boku No Pico, and i know this sounds wrong but i found it very hot.
I see nothing wrong with making young fictional characters lewd however.
anyway >I will grant you one wish
>>695696841
I'm being followed?!
>>695696788
OOH OHH I AM
>>695696778
Did you click the image?
feggit
>>695696880
give me plane tickets to atlanta 25th of may
>>695696788
I dont think I'm an elitist though. I answer people who ask questions. I try to make welcome any new faces.
>>695696880
I wish for the shithead extremist sandniggers to be deleted.
>>695697103
So we gonna have a gay time or wot?
>>695696788
Fair enough.
>>695696746
Ain't we all? I'm on vacation doing nothing at home but browsing 4chan and drinking coffee
>>695696788
The Watamote girl that I just can't remember the name.
Also will be swapping to mobile shortly. Going to do a quick image dump.
>>695697183
>filename
Wew. Maybe.
Claimed.
>>695697252
>1998681
Wat about it, wanka
>>695697103
Hurka durka, Mohhamad Jihad
>>695696788
>Forgot QOTT
I'll go with any one of the Holo / Horo clones. Korbo seemed like a cool guy.
>>695697390
Anon love me pls
>>695697390
Not even the real Tats. Good claim though.
>>695697399
>Its like he's turned into one of them
>>695696675
I don't like those but i get enough of them already as it is.
>>695696788
You are quite the hypocrite aren't you? Crying about people being mean, but you are outwardly aggressive and rude to "elite" users.
>>695697761
Blonde grill > tomoko o:
>>695695707
Ayo, what's do?
>>695696841
I think it's your turn tonight...
>>695697656
Well that's the territory that comes with waifu.
Someone is bound to dislike her, and it's not like 4chan to pull punches.
I didn't like Nui that much, but Nonon outshined her as worst girl, so you get my passive disposition by luck.
>>695697943
Aww man~
>>695697918
Tomoko > Everyone
>>695697918
You should read Tomomote then.
Spinoff of WataMote that centers around Yuu in middle school.
>>695697960
Noice waifu
NOT JAHAJAGA JFK A
>>695697469
hai, have we talked before?
>>695698153
how you doing tomoko
>>695697076
Granted, they get stolen by another nig.
>>695697103
Granted, but American SJWs are outraged! and they go out of they're way to bring them back!
>>695698196
New Tats is pretty autistic.
I wonder how Tats/mu/aki would respond.
>>695698271
fuck
>>695698250
Epitome of Meh.
>>695698325
Thats not me
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXBFG2vsyCM
>>695696995
<3
>>695697103
that sounds like something a elitist would say
>>695696880
i wish for /waifu/ to die
>>695697761
the being mean thing was a joke
really i think the only person i have been aggressive and rude to is you
aside from calling elitism terrible if you count that
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>695698325
>I wonder how Tats/mu/aki would respond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ
>>695698603
Goodnight me
>>695698429
aw, what u planning to do the rest of the day
>>695698603
sleep well
>>695698619
You also called elitists retarded.
>>695698603
Same here...
>Goodnight all
>>695697960
imo Nui was an amazing character and i love her so much i actually do have dreams of her a lot. but i understand your frustration with Nonon.
>>695697761
Hypocrite
You are mean and then u crie bcus sachii was meen
>>695698845
good night
>>695698804
that wasn't me who posted that
i just found it really funny
>>695698801
I dunno.
Post for a while. Play some games. Eat. Be boring. Defend myself from waifu.
>>695698619
Granted, you killed a board on cripple chan. but someone will make another.
>>695695707
Welp, dammit. I like crazy.
>>695698918
I don't tell people to not be mean and then proceed to be a cunt.
>>695698983
You still said it.
>>695698271
Well. I guess we know who's gonna die first then.
>back to trusty mobile. Sleepy. May pass out at any time.
>>695695707
Going a little bit lewd, are we?
Guess the song,
Lets try Edition
>This is Major Tom to Ground Control
>I'm stepping through the door and floating in the most peculiar way
>>695698986
That doesn't sound too boring but at least you have something to do.
>>695699082
>cripplechan
You mean discount reddit?
>>695699287
Space Oddity - David Bowie
>>695698986
okkaay what timezone are you from btw~
>>695699287
>guess the song
>posts lyrics.
David Bowie - The Other Side
>>695699335
shit wrong image
>>695695799
Greetings yuiko
good day to you
>>695695958
I do that sometimes
>>695695933
Those are pretty safe picks that will never disappoint. Doesn't spain have special drinks or something you can't get anywhere else though? I wouldn't know, I'd probably die if I ever went there
>>695696193
Yeah man. I have a dogger looks like she never really grew up. Best doggo
>>695696201
>tfw I ive in Belgium and niggers are almost non existant
They're weird as fuck though
>tfw I live in Belgium so there's Moroccans and other sandniggers everywhere
Feelstenseman
Thank the gods for the native xenophobia
>>695699370
>>695699390
Yep. This one was pretty easy
And I'm counting on you to don't google the lyrics.
>>695699390
Aww fuck that is actually a David Bowie song.
My well thought out ruse now makes me look like some David Bowie newb when in reality I don't like his music at all.
>>695699517
Id have been quicker if it werent for the fade captcha.
Morning all
What's going on today?
>>695699374
-6
I'll do you one better, I'm from Texas.
>>695699364
Basically yes, just more open to cuck shit.
and your wish only slightly effected it!
>>695699152
Yeah sure then i said it
>>695699287
some brazil rainforest shit
>>695699620
nyanpasu
not sleep
>>695699481
Most aren't bad. But some just make you wonder why euthanasia isn't legal for certain cases. Or at least sterilization.
>>695699620
Nyanpasuuuu.
>>695699754
I could quote you, you know. You made this bed, so don't complain when you are made to sleep in it.
>>695699602
Has anyone ever succesfully completed one of those fadeaway captchas? Even when I succesfully pull it off it still says it's wrong when I try to upload
I just reload captcha whenever I see it's a fade
>>695699620
What's up Renge?
>inb4 Renge's wall of China replies
>>695699764
Niggers themselves haven't ever given me trouble, though my brother was mugged and stabbed at night by a gang of niggers once back when he was still alive.
I leave them alone and they leave me alone. I think it might be because I'm not an easy target
Sandniggers are much more rude and brash and loud. I fucking hate how obnoxious they are
mandatory sandnigger sterilization when?
>>695699620
Nyanpasu~
Just trying to fall asleep.
>>695699764
We used to have locenses that allowed us to shoot aboriginals on sight if they trespassed. Mainly used on ranches and farms.
>Government-sponsored racial killings
>>695699481
That's nice, what breed? i have an eight year old Golden Retriever. he has the gold color for most of his body but has a white face.
Best OniAi girl claimed
>>695699401
>wrong image
No waifu folder? Maybe you should make one.
>>695700022
I get them and complete them on mobile all the time. And we seem to get a shit ton of store fronts as the images. Shits me to tears.
>>695699687
Is okay, I never really got the hype for it, and well at some point it was filled /pol/ and gamergate, both of which I don't really care about.
It just looks like it would perpetuate circlejerk mentality. And that's not good for a site wide thing, best example of this I can give is FYAD or /z/, both of which failed.
>>695700159
I want to eat Rory's creamy shit.
Gonna watch Gate
>inb4 hes prolly gonna switch from seeing gate
>>695700159
>pick all images with a river
Should be
>pick 3 pictures of any body of water at all
Shit's broke.
>>695700057
>what breed
A rather small ginger British cocker Spaniel
A real cutie with a soft as fuck temper and some great smarts. She's our storedog so she's super sociable as well. Doesn't bark, doesn't lick, doesn't jump. She's an absolute gem
Your dogger sounds like a cute. Did you teach her a lot of tricks?
>>695700159
>storefronts
Yeah i get them alot but I usually fail the grass ones. What's up with that?
>>695700137
I do but had multiple thread tabs open and meant to put it somewhere else.
Can't post her now obliviously.
>>695700368
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>695699848
It's like you're trying to get me to say it
Also nyanpasu and
>tfw capital punishment is still completely legal here
>>695699754
Go to sleep Sachi
When did you wake up today?
>>695700022
I'm trying dude, trying to not build the great wall of Trump here. I'm just chilling at work, got an interview over lunch break so I'm excited about that. What about you?
>>695700029
Not being on /waifu/ usually helps. Go to sleep Rory, I'm betting you need it.
QOTT: why do people refer to eachother as she ITT
>>695700434
Sure you can.
Not like waifu hasn't had its lewd moments. Just be careful. This IS still /b/ after all.
>>695699481
Yeah but they're not that good imo. why'd u die lol
>>695699682
oh that far. so it's like almost 9am there? too lazy to check myself
>>695700057
>>695700416
heyy i have an one and a half year old goldie too. he's pretty much full white.
>>695700057
I had an all black Labrador. He died at 13 nearly a month ago. We still have his buddy, a 4 year old staffie x pitbull. Clever but stupid, with a neck bigger than mine.
>>695700368
Lelei is objectively best GATE waifu. Rory edged her out for me though. And Tuka 100% a shit.
>>695700412
Welcome to brokeshit captcha.
>>695700416
I think it just goes for anything with green. Delete all green and you have best chance.
>>695700448
That is entirely beside the point. Itll happen eventually.
>>695700450
I refer to my waifu as Rory-sama. I however am either best Canberran OCE or a scary spudr.
>>695700416
Plenty, one of which he does a cute little twirl around called dance.
>>695700022
That's literally dindus over here. It's absolutely insane how aggressive some of them can be for no reason.
>>695700029
Well shiiit.
>>695700448
I don't know what you're talking about.
Lucky.
>>695700450
Force of habit for me.
Sup negroes
Best bunny claimed
Nashetania
>>695699602
Let's try again,
Guess the song
Fuck you, Captcha Edition
>We bring you fantasy
>We bring you pain
>Its your one great chance for a miracle
>Or we'll dissapaer never to be seen again
>>695699961
yeah i know
im a cunt sometimes
>>695700448
8pm
>>695700368
your meant to switch to a bote
>>695700794
A Snow Golden... a Snowden?
>>695700794
Just about.
Bright and early. All the birds are chirping and the roads are full of trucks going to work.
Where do you hail from?
>>695700796
>And Tuka 100% a shit.
THIS THIS THIS THIS ONE HUNDRED TIMES THIS.
Fucking worthless pointy eared cock sleeve shoehorned in Waifu bait SHIT token elf!
Good Morning Everyone! Comic Con Exclusives Released today! I am going to get in line at the mall!
Stoaked!
>>695701040
best
>>695701043
Finland lol but i'm in spain on vacation right now
lol megu here just saw lelei
brb switching o:
>>695701453
Kek
>>695701447
Ah. Right on.
>Spain
I'm so sorry.
>>695700796
Sorry to hear that anon, must be a terrible feeling.
>>695700448
Oh me? Just doing some studying, art, /waifu/ and chill
What's the interview gonna be about?
>>695700450
Generalization, but I do see it happening.
I usually refer to the anon as he and the waifu as she
>>695700794
Well, you know your friends best. I'm sure you'll make the right choice
>why'd u die
Because I can't stand heat at all. Anything over 18°C is too much for me. I love the cold and hate the summer. Heat only brings drought, immigrants and mosquitos. Fuck that shit
>one and a half year old goldie too
Sounds like a cute dogger
My old man didn't want a bigger dogger so we got little Lucy
I want a Malinois later though, they're beautiful
>>695700843
Holy shit, film that shit and drop it as webm in here. I wanna see that.
I thought my pupper to high five and drop dead when doing the finger gun. Trying to teach her to put one paw up now
Heil pupper
>>695700844
I think it's the heat. The warmer a place is, the more aggression and crime it seems. Not sure if there are statistics to prove this though, just a hunch
>>695700978
Dio - All the fools sailed away
>Livin in a world so cold
>wasting away
>Livin in a shell with no soul
>Since you've gone away
I'm feeling tired now, anyway sorry for the black lab anon, hope we can speak later.
>>695701639
Call me a pleb but i'm not into that complicated webm shit.
>>695702024
Google WebM for Retards
SHINORO or SHINOLO?
>>695702024
That's the only thing holding back webm from utterly dominating gifs, they're still too complicated
You can use "Webm for retards" to convert files
>>695700844
You know where this is going :^)
How's your night been?
>>695700796
Eventually will be sooner if you close your eyes and lay in the dark.
>>695701639
Nice, what manner of art? Just a different job internally that could get me a lot of good things.
>>695700883
Hey there homie
>>695701013
I don't even know what time zone you're in tbh fam smh
OG leone here m80
>anyone with long hair and know how to cook can understand this pain
>>695701639
World So Cold - Three Days Grace
Guess the song
I hate Google apps Edition
>On this summer day
>Then you might as well take the sun away
>All the birds that flew on the summer sky
>When our love was new
>>695702557
sup renge whats goood fam?
>>695702562
how have babbies with waifu if mr minister gutted her and ate her womb o:
>>695702557
Its 3pm right now
>>695701592
lol i deserve it
>>695701639
I can stand heat but i prefer to be in a little chillier room more too. well, finland where it's usually about 15 celsius in the summer. i also am used to go to sauna cause it kinda belongs in the finnish culture lol
>you seem to have mistyped the captcha
>picture captcha
>>695703152
i really type like a retard lol
>>695702557
>what manner of art
You mean besides the ohayous? Well I made a post-apocalyptic Yui yesterday.
I pretty much just come up with an idea and then ask who wants. First guy to react gets it. I also take requests but those get lower priority
>job internally that could get me a lot of good things
Nice. Do it
>>695702849
If you go away? I don't remember who it is from
>I hate Google apps Edition
Fuck Google apps
>There's a plastic tree
>Are you here with me?
>Just looking out on the day
>Of another dream
>>695703152
captchas man, I'm not even sure if I'm even a human because of those things
Oh man i would kill to live that far up north
I live in Belgium so the temparatures kind of swing unpredictably. We get a shitload of lightningstorms and it rains 300 days a year. Keeps things nice and cool. It's usually around 20°C summer and -3°C winter. I don't know why I can't stand heat at all
MUST RESIST SWITCHING TO LELEI
MUST RESIST TEMPTATION OF SWITCHING
>>695701359
Comic Con? As in, San Diego?
>>695701639
I'd believe it to be honest.
>>695702557
Not a clue~
Hot, sweaty, wishing it were winter. How about you?
>>695703536
o shit makoto scured
Shizuru get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyeIZ4OiaM
>>695703494
It's hard right?
Infatuation is a cruel mistress. Stay strong.
>>695703605
I'm what now?
>>695704214
Ur scured
>>695704269
Of what?
>>695703493
You don't want to be in north during the winter. It really is too cold and wearing a whole fucking wardrobe and a jacket with a four inch thick lining really isn't fun.
>>695704087
I don't think i would listen to Tomoko claimer but this actually seems helpful
>>695704366
San doggo komic kon
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>695703610
Shizuru get out
>>695704413
Why would I be scared of that?
bcuz dey gun raep u o:
>>695704387
Fucking bitch.
Be worthless whore and get made fun of then. Watch as I join in, slut.
>>695703493
Yep. a lot Of people recorded If You Away. My version is the Neil Diamond one.
On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz
?
Guess the song
I'm running out of ideas Edition
>I wasn't always the brightest till I learn how to dance
>You've got me thinking love will come around but you never gave me a chance
>>695704489
Alright.
Bye all.
>>695704644
I was taking your advice -_-
I was just stating that I usually don't take advice from tomoko claimers.
But since your advice was helpful i was gonna take it
>>695704489
Got em
>>695703610
>morning rattle
>>695703536
>hot and sweaty
I bet you are :^)
Still doing warehouse work so I'm about the same right now
>>695703493
I plan to. And ah, that's cool. If I lurked more consistently then I'd probably hop on that but alas
>>695702975
Are you britbong sachi?
>>695702901
Not too much Shino, what about you? Got anything going on today?
Sachii claimed
>>695703536
Well no thug wants to hang around alley's and shit when it's cold as fuck out. And people in general are less likely to be out on the street when it's cold
>wishing it were winter
GoT winters when?
>>695704386
>You don't want to be in north during the winter
Oh but I do, and I have already.
I don't know how the air flows where you live but here in Belgium it's very maritime. Lots of moisture in the air at all times. There were some russian interns last year during the winter and he said it felt colder here than in Russia because even though it's a lot colder there the air is dry and doesn't conduct as much cold. Not sure ho to feel about that. at least frostbite isn't a year-round problem
>>695704712
>On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz
Yeah man. I left out the first line because it literally says'"Up on Melancholy Hill"
That's an AVICII song but I can't remember the name. true believer?
>And they run when the sun comes up
>With their lives on the line
>Alive
>For a while
>Gotta follow the laws of the wild
>>695705051
Don't worry about that. It's gonna be weeks before I'm done with my current washlist of requests. After we can talk if you're still interested. I work for free but you gotta wait your turn.
>>695705051
Not really man. Im gonna finish up Non Non today i think. Im heading to the mall now to grab a comic con dr.strange exclusive and a han solo comic con exclusive.
Other then that maybe score some tbell breakfest.
hahha what about you?
>>695704712
>deep inside me
>there are things that I have never told
>they burn inside me
>and now I need to know
>why are you trying to take everything away from me
>well I'm begging you
>I'm here with nothing left to show
>cause since the day you left me I have been so alone
Have a guess on this one!
>>695704980
Be more grateful and you won't come off as a bitch. Even if you don't like me you should accept help with gratitude.
>>695705051
With the heat, it shouldn't a surprise.
Make a box fort.
>>695705204
True, but I dunno what idiot wants to hang around alleys when it's blistering hot either.
>>695705431
At night it's manageable
A lot more so then when your ears are freezing off
>Frostbite on your ears seriously feels like they're being shredded whilst on fire
>>695705356
I meant Tomoko claimers in general. Most of them are shitposters. So i was just saying that usually Tomoko claimers give bad advice. Sorry if I came off as a Bitch
>>695703890
Hello there infamous waifu, hope you're having a nice day and not missing me as much as I miss you.
>>695705805
I want to explode simultaneously with Megumin.
Murdoc Is God-
Tier waifu
