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>>695629682
n..no, that would be indecent
>>695629148
But you just invited me. We have the tickets already. My plans are ruined. How could you?
>>695628994
I'm not going to add "themes" that are clearly not true. But it's your life I suppose.
>>695629840
you're already indecent
oh well good bye
>>695630039
Real though you can come visit someday if you like c:
Just be friends with me first
I like friends
>>695630096
how dare you!
>>695629456
Okay, bossman.
>>695630305
WITH GUSTO
>>695630592
You are truly worthless, I am going to go play rimworld and name you after the worst person there
>>695630264
Am I not already? Ow. My feelings.
>>695630794
Oh make it like a 60 year old lady with dementia and a bad back
>>695630820
Nope.
>Chet pretending he has feelings
heh
>>695630911
how about a bad back and asthma?
I plan to harvest two good lungs from my next prisoner and probably kill the old lady trying to give her new lungs
ill name the prisoner nibi for more fun
>>695630945
It's like I have been assailed by myriad daggers, tearing at my very heart and soul.
Now I will *never* add you on Steam.
>>695630987
Shut up. I'm trying to start what will surely be a prolific career in acting and I have to start somewhere.
amm sucks
>>695631251
ah yes, good old organ harvesting. Where would Rimworld be without it
Seriously though fuck grenades and fuck enemies who mine to bypass defenses.
>>695631442
That's fine.
>>695631480
>see two enemies
>turn on turret defense system mark VII
>go back to work
>dont realize they mined right into my main room till one of my dogs gets shanked
rip sparkles the wonder poodle ;-;7
>>695631549
more dicks, less actor talk
>>695631656
It becomes very difficult to deal with sometimes. Since you usually have a lot less men then they do, you NEED better positioning
Especially early game before you can afford bionics.
>>695631906
thats why I like the glitterworld start of just 1 guy, you get turrets right off the bat + charge rifle
just plop two down and cower in fear for a while
>>695632079
Oh, I haven't played the new stuff yet.
>>695632283
fucking end yourself omg
>>695632439
fags
>>695632439
please, im in the middle of like 4 different games.
ive been sitting on my ass so long i dont even enjoy video games any more
dont talk to me you disgusting poster holy shit
>>695631549
You told me to before and now you're being a meanie. I'm too sensitive for this world.
>>695632689
heres another slutmaiden reaction I am fond of
>>695632598
SIGH
if only you did something meaningful with your life
like play video games 18 hours a day like me
>>695632876
less tears more dick
>>695632840
thats a great WTF look
saved
Such a day today!
How is everyone?
>>695632883
I'm almost good to work again, I think
It'd be nice to have that fabled thing people call money again
>>695633063
I'm trying to jack off man
>>695633063
Only if he's got his dick out and having sex with men
WHATS GOING ON HERE !?
>>695633738
I think the gayest thing i've seen spiderman do with grown men ( that excludes kids, take notice) is accidental buttgrabs
>>695634720
you not posting dick is what is going on
>>695634989
tits ok ?
ZARDOZ!!!
>>695633063
>>695634933
This is now the gayest Spiderman thing you've seen
>>695635080
No you fat cunt get out.
>>695635234
never heard of it
>>695635323
Yes it is.
Also make me.
(protip use force)
>>695635483
Nibs...
Hi :3
>>695635689
hey chekken
>>695635842
How you been?
>>695635991
I bet these guys don't even fuck missionary for procreation purpose
>>695636020
Unwell
I am fine physically
>>695636207
You cant get men's butts pregnant.
>>695636234
What's goin on if I might ask? If you don't wanna talk about it that's ok too.
>>695636332
I know. That's what the uthera is for
(duh ! what is this, sex ed 101)
>>695636488
inb4 i dont wanna talk about it i just want to post pictures of animals having gay sex
>>695636020
he's so shiny
>>695636703
indeed.
Everything's shiny cap'n
>>695636332
They say this but I am willing to offer up my butt. For science!
>>695635323
>>695635731
>>695635834
Busted.
>>695635526
Stop the tits or I'll donate money to Ted Cruz
>>695637092
such generosity
>>695637178
go on right ahead, its your money going down the toilet, m8
( send it to my paypal ?)
>>695636488
There are too many people here who's eyes I want to gouge out. Unless the East and West coast of the United States are annihilated by cataclysmic eruptions along with Australia and Britian.
Then maybe.
>>695636514
Maybe if you tried REALLY hard.
>>695637431
You're not Ted Cruz so you don't get the cash.
>>695637500
have you ever heard of ''follow your dreams'' ?
And If not, would you like to ?
I'm sure you'll love it.
>>695637500
M-my eyes too?
>>695637604
On the internet, no one knows you're Ted Cruz
>>695637641
What?
>>695637763
No, I like you.
>>695637763
>>695637724
>>695637604
>>695637500
>>695638004
Ok. I like you too.
I dont have any trap furs...
Someone dump trap furs so i have some for...science.
>>695638032
I'd really like to try docking. It IS a dream.....
>>695638270
Just say you like trap furs
>>695638214
Okay
>>695638351
With courage, anything becomes a vagina y'know.
(inb4 newborns)
>>695637788
I need to find a copy of that movie.
>>695638443
All those cheezits and belly rubs!
>>695638577
physical ?
or .rar ?
I'll link you mine if ya want
>>695629593
ITT: results of failure parenting
>>695638577
snyarf!
>>695638779
I'd wear that shirt
>>695638555
Just keep your face there while I jack off on it
>>695639116
dude if you manage to cum on the picture of that guy, you're my hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QpcRXBQBg8
>>695639218
must be hard for that one to go tru doors tho.
Imagine in a fire
>>695639116
heres another of him.
>>695638739
Whatever form I can find, just need to see it at least once.
>>695638792
Chicken.
>>695639312
Yeah it's pretty shit tier kinkyness at best. The prefer this
>>695639619
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:416ceff113a003e55f059cfc651a9df962938333&dn=Zardoz.1974.DVDRip.AC3.XviD-SPK&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969
enjoy
>>695639619
what it do baby boo?
>>695639792
I'd do latex n mask. I bet it's fun on pcp too
>>695638663
Not really in the mood.
>tfw Cruz gets booed at the RNC
Perfection.
>>695639970
I got back into GW2 for some reason.
>>695640331
I hope his melting face dies horribly
>>695640208
Is ok. I was just sayin. I'd give you a bud hug if I could
>>695640359
Oh yeah?
>>695640451
I love his face he looks like the master loser, he might even be a fucking grand virgin wizard; I would'nt be surprised
>>695640451
We all do.
>>695640584
Uh-huh
>>695640740
why ted cruz why not trump ?
Chicken is going into the oven
>>695640662
I was involved in Antarctic research during grad school and his government shutdown shit delayed like 15 years of work my professor was working on for prototype instrumentation and it wrecked the Antarctic field season for like all scientists. I have a special hatred for him because of that.
>>695641101
Unsurprising.
>>695640825
Because Trump is a pretty cool guy.
>>695641262
cucked
Its what I do.
would share too. I make good chicken.
>>695641262
yeaaah that congress shutting down the gov was pretty nasty, i don't even understand how congress legislative power was not revoked after this.
Anti democratic sure but everyone should know that a bi parti congress isn't democratic anyway.
silly conservatives
>>695641375
It's not being cucked if you have no control over it dingus. Like they literally didn't clear a runway.
>>695641695
Hair trigger on that boy
>>695641744
cucked
>>695641909
I'm going to cuck your dad
>>695641907
Super sensitive prostate.
>>695641744
cuckboi
>>695642041
cucked
Well, this took entirely too long to do.
>>695642137
>>695642154
what if it's turning me on?
>>695642217
is that supposed to be something?
cucked
>>695642385
I'm going to rape you until you kill yourself
>>695642376
An vague image.
>>695642536
So never?
cucked
it's a good thing I already am!
>>695642234
Then you can come over and "clean up" my fleshjack and then clean off my dick.
>>695642632
Don't worry, he will when I'm done with him.
>>695642638
Way to forget to link back to the post you dumb faggot
>>695642647
To dry those out I whirl them around in a circle really fast after rinsing so it's your funeral if water ends up on the ceiling.
>>695642864
Use your mouth cuckboy.
>>695642864
I didn't forget to link back to the post though
cuck
>>695642996
*changes your diaper*
>>695642996
You just did so I win.
>>695642983
I'll bite if you get too demanding. I don't do sub/dom shit.
>>695643307
that's a gross fetish you have there
>>695640584
Yeah, they're finally progressing the story.
>>695633072
bork
>>695643469
Do you want me to wine and dine you before I fuck your brains out?
>>695643495
awooo!
>>695643402
I can get a gag or muzzle if I need to.
>>695643469
I have a hypothesis that diaper people really just have a scat fetish their own brain can't accept
>>695643659
But then I can't get your dick in my mouth
>>695643789
Hmm, guess I will have to find another place to put my dick...
>>695643625
cuck
>>695643717
No, very few diaper fetishists take dumps in theirs.
>>695644004
Truck.
>>695644074
Hmmm didn't know that I just assumed since all I ever see is the occasional pedo diaper shitting thing in these threads. Oh well. I like gas masks and shit so I guess to each his own.
>>695643648
pthpth
>>695643886
You're sucking me off before I bounce on your lap
>>695644377
chicken smells good
>>695644493
mum made a good chicken here. used this special sumac and the chicken is almost purple and its so delicious holy tits
>>695644403
Now why would I do that? I'll just lube up your hole and have you bouncing up and down on my cock.
>>695644680
I have sumac too!
>>695644763
No you're sucking it first to earn it bitch
>>695644817
the mortal kombat guy?
>>695645000
Are you looking for a spanking cuckboy?
>>695644817
use it. its an amazing thing.
>>695645333
I do use it!
>>695645508
MOAR
