What should I put for my yearbook quote 4 chan?

Can I have 5 dollars?

I asked 4chan for a yearbook quote

Look at you, reading this yearbook 20 years on, and you still havn't amounted to anything.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>674289722
Dubs so now you HAVE to

>>674289553
something along these lines but don't specify the number of years.

>>674289553
>>674289722
If you can't do the dubs one, go for the shorter one.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
That's what I put.

>>674288882
Dubs decide? Trips decide?

What are we dealing with OP you massive faggot, dare I say newfag

>>674288882
My name is ______ and I hate every single one of you.

>>674290013
what are you some sort of faggot

>>674290013
Holy shit I don't know about OP, but I'm instantly filled with regret that I didn't use this as mine.

Also, nice pic OP

>>674288882
" there is such a thing as a feminine penis "

>>674290013
Not OP, but in a similar situation. I like that one a lot, especially because I love Middle-earth, but that would be hella cringey to put as a yearbook quote.

>>674290679
Fuck cringe, it was basically Bilbo's "goodbye forever" quote, and nerd culture is becoming more mainstream everyday.
If LOTR has any kind of special significance for you OP I say do it.