Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>695585275
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>695598480
>>695598586
Bugger, I almost had you.
>>695598480
Holo claimed.
>>695598177
>mayo is disgusting
>hot sauce on popcorn
You cant judge me
>>695598170
Eh. I wanted hash browns and mayo. Its a good combination.
>>695598680
Its korbo
ay niggers
blake claimed
>>695598691
I'll claim this trash
>>695598596
Figured this was the case.
Can't believe you called you're waifu stinky.
So your even love her?
>>695598734
Hot sauce on popcorn is great, what are you saying? I put hot sauce on everything anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9b7uxX5LZo
>>695598873
Do you even love her?*
I need to proofread my phones auto correct bullshit.
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
Not only do I bless this thread, all posters, and all Waifus, but I ask...
>If your Waifu had a dick (Assuming she does not already) would it be bigger than yours, smaller than yours, or the same size as yours?
>>695599064
hey you, how are things?
>>695598961
You speak the truth
https://youtu.be/XyY7Yvx2PYA
Yamato 2199 is pretty good.
>>695598680
ITS HOBO
>>695598766
<3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HOLO/HOBO/HORO/
Lewds GET!
>>695599233
<3~~ how are you senpai
>>695599233
ITS BRIDGE.
>>695598873
Of course I do. Why else would I try to drive you away. And no I don't believe she stinks. I'm sure she smells nice.
I'm just jealous, I'm sure you can understand.
>>695599382
its korbo
>>695599226
Space!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx7Rr_G0nro
>>695599135
Things are what they are beautiful
Seems like a good day.
What about you?
>>695599449
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
I understand but next time forget the rules and post you're waifu.
>>695599551
indeed they are senpai
day was as average as any, work was tiring but i dont have to go friday, and im getting my paycheck that day so its all good for now
>>695598961
When you cant have a thing for fear of burning your insides you dont really use the thing. Like OJ. I fucking loved OJ.
https://youtu.be/uRO8Bd1OnmI
>>695599747
Sure thing
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him inside and outside
gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
>>695599987
I see. My mom has always been scared about me getting ulcers with how much hot sauce I put on everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLS7_s_jk
Claimed
>>695600158
Nice copy pasta
>>695599918
How are you going to blow your money this week?
>>695600511
Thank I wrote it myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPR48Zcyw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRQkWAITes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwTPl8Tf7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.co
>>695600651
new vape, couple of tshirts online, a new hentai figure
thats all i have planned i actually want i actually want for now
>>695600411
How are you today Rena?
If trips you must post waifu tiddies.
>>695600256
Im pretty much a walking skeletal ulcer
https://youtu.be/uU0xnpP3D60
>>695601325
If quads rule 34 threads
everything else is garbage
>>695601710
why did you delete this post?
>>695598637
Hey thats pretty good!
>>695602125
You're waifu a shit
>>695601052
Pretty good, a bit boring though
>>695602318
nice meme
claimed
>>695602551
CAN'T WAIT TO REPORT YOUR DEATH!
>>695602651
Every time I see this fag posted on 4chan I can smell processed ham.
Saber claim
>FUCK KARMA REEEEEE
Yall nignogs dont even know about nice loli
>>695602989
you just need to lower your standards
thread is already dead
>>695604709
More or less, right?
Well.
Time to get lewd.
>>695605180
Literally who?
>>695604313
Not you. Theres a nicer loli.
>>695605393
You are the only person in thread who knows of nice loli
>>695604848
well i guess so
>>695605554
>off by one
I know about it...
6lewd9 4chan
>>695605554
who could possibly be nicer than the best mouse?
>>695605388
Akame
>getting "literally who" by a waifuless anon
>>695605834
Ask Koko if they ever get back on.
>>695605901
Literally who?
>Shizuru get!
>>695599410
im alright
how are you lewd cat
>>695599418
its kurwa
>>695605681
Lets get roight into the lewds
>>695606005
>rattle rattle get
>>695606005
>not Shearzuru get
You had one job man
>rattle rattle
>>695606092
feeling lewd as usual lmao
glad to hear youre okay
>>695606092
ITS A LADDEH.
>>695606194
I dislike puns.
>>695606005
>we haven't talked in quite a while rattle
How was your day?
>>695598480
I have come to claim my crispy wife
>>695605992
>Koko
i don't know who that is, sorry
>>695606436
Pretty good. Sat around playing board games with a couple buddies then talked shit for a couple hours.
Yours?
>>695605992
I'm trying to have a break from being a nobody irl so don't start this here please ;_;
>>695606665
how does it feel knowing you almost got quads?
>>695605834
I'm illiterate, sorry, but who is she?
zoro needs a trap waifu and no one disagrees
>>695606704
Seems nice and calm. Pretty boring for me as per the usual, listening to some music and playing Overwatch.
here
>>695606759
don't you think 4chan is kind of the wrong place if you're looking to be anything other than a nobody?
>>695607010
wouldn't have even noticed
caring about digits is something only [s4s] would do
>>695607046
Nazrin, the objectively best mouse
you could try using google's image search
>>695606759
Im just bored.
>>695606665
Older anon, claims Koko from Black Lagoon. Hasnt been in thread a while.
>I feel so fucking old
>>695606292
I knew it.
>>695607322
Picture.
>>695607462
>you could try using google's image search
Tried, it was unfortunate, no useful results :\
Thank anyway :D
>>695606759
wasup akame how are you doing?
are you new?
If so nice to meet you
>>695607614
Shiro is that a bowling ball or a huge cookie?
>>695607322
Nice. That's probably what i'll be doing later.
>>695607565
Everyone should hate puns.
>>695608142
I don't think they are very punny
>>695607466
i guess these threads have more history than i expected
>>695607739
no problem friend
>>695607466
>claims Koko from Black Lagoon
>black lagoon
>>695608225
>
Shizuru
>>695608385
To be fair, Jormungand isn't something that just comes to mind when it comes to girls and guns.
>>695607462
It is a really bad place but it's pretty much the only one I have right now
>>695607466
I'm bored out of my mind too. At least I have less time on my hands with my new job
>>695607807
Hey there. I'm alright I guess and yeah I recently started hanging in here. Pleased to meet you too
>>695608385
Shows what I know.
>>695608371
They have a lot of history. Most of it shitposters. Although Shiki, Syndra, Kirino and Vigil have all been here a while.
>>695608537
Have the whole version.
>
>>695608670
On the contrary that's exactly what I think of, though I might be that one guy who never cared much for Black lagoon.
>>695608863
I understand why people like black lagoon it isn't one of my favorites though. Jormungand is something i did enjoy though.
>>695608863
It's a mystery.
I haven't seen Black Lagoon, but isn't main girl named Revvy or something?
>>695608723
I know how that can be
Um we watch anime in a channel and chat and your more than welcome to come in and chill with us. I don't know if your on pc or a phone or what but yeah stop in and hang out its pretty fun.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>695607995
A big cookie. Anyways, what ya up to?
>>695608142
>Everyone should hate puns.
Why do you have a problem with puns?
>>695609424
we are watching like some spice and wolf. and i turned into a furry because of it.
and im looking up how to make salsa out of what im growing in my garden. come chill with us
>>695609174
I'm going to be that super hipster and say that I think Canaan did it better.
>>695609271
Yeah Revy.
>>695609502
In my opinion, they are one of the worst and easiest flavors of comedy.
Puns can be used cleverly, but that's few and far between. Usually they're just shoved in there painfully.
See >>695608225 for a fine example.
>>695609710
>Canaan
That's a name I haven't heard in ages. Yeah personally I think Jormungand did the best but that's just me Canaan is definitely my runner-up
And this is why you don't try to ambush a BB from behind an island, if they already know you're there. You get fucked.
>Makoto
>>695609424
Its a bowling ball
>>695609868
it was me! I can't live with the guilt.
my wood shop teacher used to say that shit i couldnt stand it
>>695609993
And I swear it isn't because Maya voiced Alphard and Canaan being basically delicious brown Shiki.
>>695610010
sauce?
>>695610430
Kek. I bet that helps but yeah I can see where you're coming from
>Pardon me diving back into pixiv
>>695610060
Be ashamed.
Then resume as you were. I don't really care. Lol
>>695609868
Well, if I ever try to do puns, they always come after I missed an opportunity to use one.
>Checking for quints.
Akiko late claim
Waifu with shiniest eyes
>>695610971
Let's see who got the get. >>695611111
>browsing pixiv
>found this heresy
>>695610690
World of Warships.
>Fuck Lt.Dan
~~<3
>>695611794
That vagina is huge
Don't worry, I'm here
>>695611794
the worst part about that is that fucking scabbard
i'm kinda new here too. somebody talk to me
>>695602125
>>695612843
She's wielding Caliburn in the image with Excaliburs scabbard that's why it looks to big. Excalibur is a bastard sword and Caliburn is a straightsword
>>695612911
about?
>>695612911
haiiii~
Waifu's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
relevant pasta :^)
>>695612911
who is your waifu?
Good evening gentlemen, and a nyanpasu to you
>>695612911
Who the fuck are you
>Overwatch is fun
>>695612911
>911
Hello Bush
>>695613112
yeah, that seems about right
>>695613175
well memed
>>695613234
Nyan...pasu?
>>695612911
The key is simply talking to people first, most people will respond when approached but won't go out of their way to all new people unless there's something interesting.
I don't recognise the girl and you didn't exactly post an inviting comment so what should I say?
>>695613576
Just realized aren't you normally asleep by now?
>>695612911
Hello
>>695613234
nyanpasu~!
>>695613234
Nyanpasu~
>>695598480
Ah shit i was Gonna claim Shiro
>>695598480
go to /a/ you fucking weeaboo
>>695613877
My sleeping schedule is all kinds of fucked, though normally I'm caught up in something, like last night I was grinding 3-5 but now trying to conserve resources.
>>695613576
True, except there is a sea of old fags who want to burn the thread down and shit on anyone new.
>>695613146
i don't know. what are u planning to do on weekend?
>>695613152
>>695613159
hiii
>>695613389
Hey there qt3.14, how's your day been?
>>695613524
I recognize the waifu but I'm gonna need that name again my dude
>>695613918
What's up man? Also I'm gonna need the name on this one too
>>695614028
At least I know your name Rory
How's your day going?
>>695614287
Oh hey, how are you Holst?
>>695614186
go to reddit you fucking idiot
>>695613524
Why thank you good sir
>>695614186
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
>>695614311
work and games.
>>695614308
Speaking as somehow who has shat on a lot of new faces, have you fucking seen some of them?
>>695614186
and learn what the word weeaboo means
>>695614311
how are you cutie
>>695614330
its my waifu blake belladonna from rwby
>>695614330
I'm alright, how are you?
>>695614308
>giving a fuck about what anyone on /b/ thinks
Doing it wrong.
>>695614330
It's been fine. Yours?
>>695614330
good thing i saved this
>>695614654
just a pasta
also just a thread :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>695612911
>Everyone else not recognizing you.
Good evening, Stella. Hopefully you had a good day?
>>695613234
Nyanpasu.
>I woke up almost 3 hours ago, so my sleep schedule is fucked up.
>>695613524
Simple filename is simple.
>Saved the picture anyways.
What up /waifu/
>>695614992
the sky
>>695614837
>:o
FUCK YOU TSUKASA I'M FUCKING FURIOUS, TSUKASA KILL YOURSELF!
>>695614764
I wanted to claim Shiro
Can we please share?
>>695614906
Drive was a good movie.
>>695613576
i know i know i just wrote something
>>695614502
what games?
>>695614619
i'm good, you?
>>695614939
yeah i had a good day. how about you?
>>695614906
>>695614619
Ahhh, sorry, just didn't clue in that it was Blake from that one picture. I'm used to seeing darker hair on her. Still need to finish volume 3. How are you?
>>695614636
Things are actually going pretty well for me lately, I'm doing pretty alright. What have you been up to lately?
>>695614788
KURUMI
That's it
I knew I'd seen it before, though I honestly don't know what she's from. How are you anyway?
>>695614837
100% guaranteed kyle post
>>695614764
Slow but hyped for a job interview tomorrow that could potentially get me out of the warehouse. Been on OW or what?
>>695614939
Yikes man, that's probably not a good thing. Are you jamming on that NEET life?
>>695615135
Waifus are public property.
>>695615200
Literally the second rule
They're at the top of every thread for a reason
>>695615118
what?
>>695615196
wrong
>>695615118
what
thats not me o:
>>695614330
I feel pretty bad and probably shouldnt be at work
>>695614521
So many Megumins. So many Horo / Holo / Korbo / whatever the fuck they call themselves.
>>695614906
https://youtu.be/eyZQUEMZlCU
>>695615165
all kinds of stuff
>>695615196
I'm doing good
My Macree game is strong
>>695615292
>giving a fuck about the rules
Reminder that this IS still /b/ contrary to popular belief.
anyone in progress of baking or should i?
>>695615627
go ahead o:
>>695615135
Sure.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/638/1462638420773.jpg "Syndra [106]")
![Syndra [262].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1466/546/1466546178366.jpg "Syndra [262]")
