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s/fur
>>695499416
How tall are you guys ? just wondering outta the blue
I'm 5'9, yeah you can laugh.
>>695499757
5'11" almost 6', 152lbs
>>695499416
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I want to be in or on any cute belly
Holy hell am I lonely and sad right now.
>>695499757
Around 15 inches
6'1 220
Im working on it. Lost a lot already.
>>695500177
Wtf is wrong with your hands.
Fuck off mr skeltal
>>695500177
Skeleton
No
>>695500224
I'm 6'4" and 125 pounds
Gaining weight is hard and it disturbs my doctor, however my skeleton costume is on point.
>>695500224
Since when have you been working on loosing weight anon, are you pleassed with the results ?
>>695500177
Please post that image of the deer over pancakes.
>>695500436
Damn nigga eat a burger
>>695500455
Little less than a year ago. Lost about 75 pounds. I'm happy with the progress I've made but not enough to where I'm happy with how I look.
I know the point of these comics is the sex, but when you jump from one panel where two furs are just watching TV fully clothed to the next panel and suddenly there's 15 of them having a crazy orgy, I feel like I missed some key information.
>>695500711
Furries just jump into sex mindlessly anon
>>695500697
Can't
Celiac prevents that and is also one of the reasons why I'm the way I am, eating glutan kills my intestinal lining and causes malabsorption. Now I just rarely have an appetite as my body has adapted to being malnourished and eating is hard for me.
My doctor has talked about medical marijuana as an option for me so I have that going for me.
>>695500870
Don't get me wrong. I like the porn, but it's pretty clear to me why a lot of these "serious" fur artists and "enthusiasts" wish so badly to become the animal they think they are inside. All animals are sex gods and they really want in on that, apparently.
look away
>>695501530
Isn't that the whole point when you jump into the porn of this peculiar fandom ? to have sex wildly thinking you are the animal your fursona is meant to be ?. That's personally why I keep my distance at times, but I get what you are saying fellow anon
>>695501818
It's just reminiscent of the kind of person that posts comments on porn videos. The level of cringe they display is astounding.
I like the porn because I like porn. Wild sex is fine, but these comics tend to just jump straight away into things with zero buildup or explanation. It's like "oh, we're alone, so I guess it's happening" as clothes mystically dematerialize.
But then, I've seen when porn tries to have a story and it's not pretty. Pick your poison, I guess.
>>695502024
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>>695502251
>>695502251
Fuck all of my holes.
>>695502716
DON'T FUCK THE PANCAKES
>>695500067
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>695503134
Yee
Flames, in my heart
It puts fire in my mind
And it's cold when you're gone
And it leaves me behind
Please don't believe what they say
The lies
Just put your trust in the ones
You're alive
[Pre-Chorus]
Wasting all your time
Wasting all your time
Wasting all your time
Wasting all your time
[Chorus]
It's suicidal hurt
The way we walk around
Dark creatures of the night
And we'll take you under the rug
So just stay far from the flames
And thank God every day
It's suicidal hurt
The way you walk around
[Verse 2]
Flames, in my heart
It puts fire in my eyes
It ignites in a blaze
And it sends to the sky
All these distractions that leave me blind
Watch as they gently trip out of my mind
[Pre-Chorus]
Wasting all your time
Wasting all your time
Wasting all your time
Wasting all your time
[Chorus]
It's suicidal hurt
The way we walk around
Dark creatures of the night
And we'll take you under the rug
So just stay far from the flames
And thank God every day
It's suicidal hurt
The way you walk around
The way you walk around
The way you walk around
The way you walk around
>>695503550
>>695503356
begone with this!
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin' up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey I think about the day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas come to play
No she stuck with my homeez that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey, like a chump
Should I be feelin' bad? No
Should I be feelin good? No
Its kinda sad I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
You would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant deny
I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
I cant believe that I can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump
>>695504316
Sorry, if I woke you up this morning
It was early
The sun was coming up and I've been drinking, too much
Drinking too much
Here I am, I'm just stumbling and I'm looking for a purpose
I'm just leaning and it's coming to the surface
Too much, always thinking too much
This conversations getting boring
I've given up and now I'm on the ground
Way too much
Later on, I don't hope to find myself laid out in pieces
I've been scattered and divided for no reason, I don't know
And it's hurting so much
Holding on, I am crashing for some way to stop this feeling
By replacing what I'm feeling, am I sinking?
Too much, always thinking too much
This conversations getting boring
I've given up and now I'm on the ground
I'm slowly sinking into nothing
I've given up and now I'm on the ground
Way too much
I sink like a stone
Just like you knew I would, babe
Knew I would, babe
I sink like a stone
Just like you knew I would, babe
Knew I would, babe
>>695504574
Just think about it
Lately I've been skeptical
Silent when I would used to speak
Distant from all around me
who witness me fail and become weak
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
id love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down
but you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
because you know it all and I guess things will never change
but you might need my hand when falling in your whole
Your disposition ill remember when I'm letting go of...
you and me we're through and rearranged
It seems that your not satisfied
there's too much on your mind
So you leave and I cant believe all the bullshit that I find
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down
.. you're no good for me
Thank God its over
You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin'
You make believe life is so long until you're dyin'
You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin', cryin' on me
You make believe that life is so long until you're dyin', dyin' on me!!
you think everybody is the same
I don't think that anybody is like you
You ruin everything and you kept fuckin' with me until it's over and I won't be the same.
Just think about it
>>695505121
I've lost my job today
But it's all the same
I'm more insane each day
But I'll be okay
But it's all in my head, in my head again
The things you said
But it's all in my head, in my head again
The things you said
I crashed my car today driving in the rain
I'm more insane each day
But I'll be okay
But it's all in my head, in my head again
The things you said
But it's all in my head, in my head again
The things you said
You don't know what you mean
To me, to me, to me
I lost my mind today standing in the rain
I'm more insane each day
But I'll be okay
But it's all in my head, in my head again
The things you said
But it's all in my head, in my head again
The things you said
You don't know what you mean
To me
You don't know what you mean
To me, to me, to me
>>695505300
Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cause I'm fucking up your program
And then your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion, is to keep your distance
Cause right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers
That want to step up
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
>>695505985
Blooded to the battle
Born to the fight
Sowed in the soul
Thrill of the fight
Taking no prisoners
To die for a cause
Honour and glory
To win without loss
Prowess and power
Stealth and speed
Practice of combat
Take pain without heed
Boundless endurance
Man without peer
Natural instincts
Stay alive through it all
The world was young
The laws were true
To kill or be killed
These men were proud
And true to their word
Not modern day cowards
Who kill in cold blood
No more faggotry, time for vore.
>>695506701
Can't you see we're having a ''who has the shittiest taste in music'' contest over here ?
>>695506701
>>695506333
Talkin' 'bout crack, cuz they heard it in a rap
Went and got some Raf, cause they saw it on they backs
Fuck a price tag, they gon' pay that tax
Just to look like another, they gon' shed a couple racks
See got a mirror tell me what is lookin back
A cookie cutter beam with an influence past
Sponge like brain, with a frame soo vain
I be nothin' but offended if you look my way
Brush off the partical, Bones is the oracle
Harnessed, was frightened, the world is so horrible
Delicate thoughts and third count on my rolls
Step on the balcony, speak to the world
Shadow that lives in the corner
It falls on the house like a tree when it storming
It covers the floor like it's flooded
It happens at random, you don't get no warning
Im lookin' for a way to reverse it
I don't see a thing and the light looks nervous
The crown molding is molding
And the bricks in the fireplace crack and they crumble
>had an opportunity to fuck a dog
>didn't because I'd have to be acting sexual with people I didn't know well around
oh well, there'll be other chances, right?
>>695506856
>>695506333
>Waylander
I fucking love you.
>>695506990
What? Explain
>>695507031
Are you not with L I M P?
Lol
>>695507157
Limp Bizkit is alright, but I was not expecting to ever hear a Waylander reference here. Born to the Fight is one of my favorite songs ever, and they're not a very well known band.
>>695507031
I fucking love folk metal mein neger <3
>>695507284
One of my nicer butts is a Judy booty
>>695507097
Have a friend who has a roommate who has a fuckbuddy who has a dog. There's an invitation for me to go over sometime with everyone else, but with everyone else is the thing. So fucking conflicted man. I just don't like casual/group sex stuff, it makes me depressed af
>>695507372
You've got some good fucking taste in music my dude.
>>695507496
That's fucked up man..
Don't do that shit.
>>695506957
Swords and shields ready for war.
Blood and courage into the battle.
Armies whose marching makes the earth shake,
Never being afraid of those they will face.
Tartans and bagpipes have joined in fury.
The clans have united along the country.
The rival's blood again will be shedding,
Dyeing the lowland's valleys and rivers.
To face the tyranny, for us it's and will be a must,
And it's a right fight against them.
Sharp your steel and ride your horse
To the victory we go!
Savage and brave men are forging their destiny,
So in the future they will not repent,
For giving it all, their names and their lives,
Remaining engraved for posterity.
Tartans and bagpipes will keep the marching,
In the earth, in heaven, in eternity.
And finally then, forever and ever,
The pride of the country will shine again.
To face the tyranny, for us it's and will be a must,
And it's a right fight against them.
Sharp your steel and ride your horse
To the victory...
To face the tyranny, for us it's and will be a must,
And it's a right fight against them.
Sharp your steel and ride your horse
To the victory we go!
>>695507495
>>695507580
male, and I'd be bottoming or just sucking my the way, so no, I don't think it is. just no g/fur thread and I figured you guys would sympathize
>>695507496
Don;t fuck the dog, nigga!
>>695507672
As a long time zoo, I dont believe in doggy orgies.
I'm all for you having sex with a dog, but it should be your dog and you should have a relationship with it.
>>695507672
Fuck that dude.
>>695507672
Yeah I agree with everyone else. Don't do that.
>>695507672
>>695507840
Or just fuck a human girl
you know, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON geez
>>695507795
holy fuck im gonna start studying more
>tfw rabbits can't be fucked by human cocks
>>695507552
Life's too short for bad music mate
>>695507840
That's what I think I'm learning too. at first I was having a bit of an identity crisis when I realized I didn't want to follow through, but damn, I guess something as simple as the intimacy of sex even applies to zoo stuff.
>>695507950
I fuck plenty of humans too.
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