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>>695404592
>>that last sip of water
why?
>>695405631
Kek
>>695404592
Anyone have any clue what this guy was charged with?
>>695406493
As I recall, something to do with the Mexican cartels. He died rather than have his family killed on suspicion that he'd talked.
>>695405750
To gain confidence perhaps, seems like a natural thing to do for me. Cant really explain why though.
>>695405631
>That's all folk!
>>695406684
Lol thanks. They probably got killed anyways
>>695406742
>>695405750
subconsiously thinking you wouldnt want to go out thirstyi guess..its like thinking ''what if i die thirsty and then im thirsty though out eternity'' or just to feel that refreshing coolness in your mouth/body before you go......
just sayin
fuck the juice
>>695407209
>juice
bump
>>695405445
go juice? you smokers
>>695407041
more
>>695404592
>bread
autistic fag
>>695406684
Love how the dude just accepts his fate and trusts in Poseidon. I mean for fucks sake, at least make an effort to save yourself.
"Whelp, this is my life now."
>>695407041
Are they gonna be ok?
>>695406232
>>695404592
lol this is one of the first suicide videos I've seen in my life.
must have been in 2003 or something
>>695411383
same
>>695404592
WHAT! NO DSANI?!?!?!?!?
Coming soon to a culturally diverse and tolerant liberal utopia near you!
>>695411534
good thing they kept shooting him, I don't think the shotgun actually finished him off.
>>695411125
she is impressively stupid
>>695407337
Only needs 9gag watermark, piece of shit anon, what has 4chan /b/ become
>>695412120
yellow monkeys
>>695405631
kek'd
>>695412015
Welp... I won't be eating spaghetti for a while
>>695412120
>>695404592
Fresh from today.
>Palestinian kid stolen from Syrian hospital by rebels
>assume he was a spy for Assad
>lets behead this young boy
>muh US/France funding
>>695406842
Looks like an LPG tank in the van?
>>695405445
prop strike is no joke
>>695410960
kek
i keep asking but who has the Al Quada video where they torture the guy by flaying, take out his eyes and then throw him off a cliff?
>>695410960
lel i always thought the red dots where boogers in his nose wtf
>>695412619
of course the idiot filming it films it vertically
>>695412120
I like how he stops the one trying to escape.
not on my watch
>>695413377
ne1?
>>695407041
I don't mind ISIS killing sandies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mbojPwYlg
SUICIDE CAUGHT ON CAMERA TODAY
>>695411463
when the lsd hit way too hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzFT8HOEGM
OP, KILL YOURSELF LIKE THIS BITCH
>>695405445
Someone obviously didn't put a diver down flag or, it was the boaters fault. I would assume it's the boaters fault considering they're using an inboard which fags use for skiing and all that. And they were drunk or too stupid to know the rules of a diver down flag.
>>695412619
That shit is just fucked up.
Those fucking degenerates make me sick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mbojPwYlg
OP, KILL YOURSELF LIKE THIS BITCH
>>695414900
9fag is that way ==>
>>695407041
Is they died?
>>695415087
You ment tumblr you fucking summerfag.
And thanks for biting.
>>695415481
>I was only pretending! L-Look it was bait!
Every time, without fail.
>>695415481
i indeed meant 9fag. tumblr is too good for you.
>>695415632
>>695415698
>Samefagging this hard
>>695412459
That it, no more internet for me.
>>695415856
>29 seconds between posts
>samefagging
Just go back to Ieddit dude. And don't reply to this post with "i was only pretending" again.
>>695412459
i don't even know what to say.
i think life is complete now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzFT8HOEGM
CHECK OUT THIS SUICIDE /B/ROS
>>695416395
wow so brutal
>>695415087
>>695415481
>>695415632
>>695415698
>>695415856
>>695416065
these fucking guys
>>695404592
>>695405631
NERF THIS
>>695406232
That was unexpected. Was expecting the upper half to break up and Fall onto him
>>695417251
>>695411915
>>695411813
>>695411133
we need to exterminate sand niggers
>>695417251
What the fuck is this????
>>695411125
Whenever I see this I think of what could have happened if she had a loose grip on that knife.
>>695417572
you mean tuskens?
>>695411915
what did he hit him with?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzFT8HOEGM
she is suicide
>>695417592
it the wonderful cock worm,
it comes bearing joy and happiness for all
>>695412459
i had to sneeze, and i paused it, and i paused it right on impact.
>>695407041
It looks like the second one from the right got out alive
>>695411813
rip vin diesel
OC on the way
>>695418088
Nerve Gas?
>>695405445
did he died?
>>695418068
im sorry dude.. you have 1 week max.
>>695417728
machete?
>>695412120
i cant play webm´s.
Who´s is killing ?
>>695406684
This has me dying laughing
>>695412707
was the car okay?
>>695418138
no better
>>695412619
the one thing I don't understand... of the hundreds of beheading videos seen on the internet, not a single one the guy makes the head talk like it's a puppet
what's the point if you don't even have sense of humor?
>>695406232
What the fuck made it fall so uniformly?
where they connected together? or is it edited? What the actual fuck?
>>695418802
ya good call. it doesnt make any cents
>>695411813
that white man is weak
I seen niggers able to take a more than one rock to the head
>>695405631
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PbD3I9eumM
>>695406684
kek
I feel like the guy that just went with it did exactly the right thing I mean he get's pulled out saves his energy and swims back to shore somewhere where the waves don't crash into rocks and shit
it makes sense
but also it's hilarious to watch
>>695406493
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Alfonso_Cerna
>>695417904
kek
>>695407041
You think they import the orange prison jumpsuits or do they buy them locally at the nearest clothing store that imports US prison jumpsuits? Also clothes way too clean for no running water in miles and production value too high .
>>695418802
The two were connected. You can see the line
>>695407041
few band-aids and they're good
>>695417075
where the fuck is this from
>>695419377
R8
>>695418633
alas.....no, it was the victim of a japanese zero
>>695419377
Here is another
>>695418912
why did I laugh at this
>>695418275
thats what i was thinking, but it look kinda round
>>695419377
Out of tp
>>695419556
That is one down-syndrome-having ginger faggot motherfucker!
>>695404592
Ah, the memories. This was my first video that I saw of somebody dying. The cops came in and were like, "aww, damnit. Shit."
>>695417728
looked like a machete to the jugular
>>695411383
>>695411534
Did you guys watch it on ebaumsworld?
>>695419652>>695419672
U wot m8
>>695419169
isis is actual rich
>>695419169
those jumpsuits sure are clean
seriously though, they are basterds.
>>695416884
WTF?
>>695417904
But only if you say "be free wormo"
>>695407041
Head crippled, just need 1 stimpak each.
>>695419657
just use your shirt
>>695417873
>rape her
>hahah
never fails
>>695419967
Lol they dont r8 me cuz they h8 me
>>695419857
oh shit is that you? Sorry dude - you look like Corky from Life Goes On.
>>695420211
Dubs of truth
>>695418813
i wonder what went through his head durinng those last fortyfive seconds
>>695420214
Thank you for being honest bro
>>695420155
>>695420211
back to back dubs...
>>695420436
It's probably just the lighting.
>>695414347
I don't get it
>>695420530
No i have autism
>>695417168
>>695412619
all those mother fuckers need some democracy from uncle sam
>>695418088
This is a rekt thread not a ylyl .
>>695420398
As much as I wish it wasn't true, that second explosion was a controlled det.. you can tell by the cloud.. and the explosion pattern. If it was a true IED, it would of had more dust kick up, they unburied it and det it in place, probably beacuse it was too exposed to risk putting a tech out there, just brought C4 out with a TALON
>>695413592
I wish they would behead people who whine about things being vertically filmed like its some new trend to hate.
>>695420723
R8
>>695421532
Fag/10
>>695411133
they're getting creative in the way the kill people
>>695418813
Yeah that kids traumatised
>>695414575
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANON!
Just heard of this now!
I hate that guy! Gold shirt. I first read that story and was annoyed. Fuckin A hole buys a gold shirt worth more than the countries GDP..
>>695421448
don't give it 2 much thought i named them all ied just to find them easier
>>695417873
I'm actually slightly triggered by this
>>695422079
Yeah well its fucked so...
>>695405631
Fucking looney tunes shit.
>>695422035
Yeah but I was an IED tech before my contract ended, I couldn't let it go ;w; i tried so hurd daddy
>>695422239
Landmine ? Gas explosion ?
>>695422239
Why do the sandniggers use way too much explosives in every fucking video ever?
I bet they could've made two bombs out of that and they'd still been enough to blow a vehicle each.
>>695416884
>stereotypical commute to work for an Asian caught on video
>>695421862
Na that kid is like
"oh no oh no, now I must clean brains from dis dirty dirty sand floor for 3rd tem dis weeek"
>>695422373
Nerve gas
>>695404592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg4SVGFbPZk
>>695416884
Can we a get a link of this with sound?
>>695415087
>implying that sandniggers are anything but degenerates
>>695404592
I always wondered why he drank water right before he did this. Oh man, I'm thirtsy, better quench that thirst before I put a bullet in my brain.
>>695418724
lmao
>>695422373
Most definately a 130mm Shell buried in the dirt
>>695420419
Not sure, but the last few would have been the bullet.
>>695405750
>>>that last sip of water
>why?
and why does he close the bottle?
>>695412459
Did anyone else subconsciously touch their dick?
>>695422461
probably cause they don't know for sure what'll drive over the ied might as well be tank and then you wonna have enough boom or maybe they just like to see the infidels fly
>>695406684
nothing he can do really
I surf all the time, and waves smaller than that have swelled me into the ocean.
he needs to just lay like drift wood and wait for the next wave to push and then swim to shore.
>>695411133
Looks like the type of Mario Party minigame where you have to mash the A button. Hate that shit.
>>695422768
probably just a nervous tic thing
>>695404592
full version anywhere?
>>695412619
That shit is just fucked up.
They filmed it vertically.
>>695405035
Just imagine the doctors like "Oh shit how the fuck do we get this shit out of there now"
>>695422239
HAHA take that infadels!
>>695412015
What the fuck are those things??
tank u anon
>>695412619
He's barely 12. There was a webm earlier before the beheading and they're sat with him in the back of the truck and he's pretty happy, not knowing what's going to happen. At least he only knew about what was happening to him in the seconds before he bled out.
>>695422896
are those remote detonated or just pressure sensitive?
>>695421581
>>695422619
he needs some milk
>>695421171
it's like a curse; you start making a video with chinese characters on it, and then people can't drive and fucked up shit happens.
>>695412619
Noob didn't behead him as professionally as other vids. He made a hack job of it and prolonged the kid's suffering. He didn't lose consciousness until the 22 second mark
>>695423062
Why do we do anything?
>>695423076
ikr I was diamonds.
I sometimes wonder why do we like so much to watch other people die in such horrible ways.
It is such an amusing yet weird thing to do..
Does it goes agains nature? Or is it just a way to get rid of our deep most brutal desires?
I may never understand.
>>695406684
did you guys notice he accepted his fate?
what is dead may never die!
>>695412522
>>695423499
>>695412015
This is what happens when you eat too many raw soy sprouts
>>695424254
I do it because it's easier to jack off to dying people than traps and there's only two choices here on /b/
>>695405750
Friend of mine hung himself, apparently he went mcdonalds like 40 mins before hand, bought a quarter pounder meal, he ate it then hung himself from a beam in his barn. He had just right length of rope to snap his neck. Not much of a last meal.
>>695424485
He paid the iron price
>>695420419
Air
>>695424254
1. It's a way for sociopathic faggots to vicariously assert dominance over their own mortality
2. Some studies have found have looking at pictures of sick people actually boosts a person's immune system. Occasionally seeing other people in mortal danger may make us more aware of own mortality in a similar fashion.
>>695424621
It's a common trait for suicide fags to do shit like clean their home before killing themselves or showering. Human condition.
>>695424621
should have gone to subway
>>695424621
He got the McDonald's to make sure when he shit himself after dying it was a great big plastic encased shit filled with glycerides and other various chemicals. He wanted to preserve that last shit for eternity. It was his rosebud.
>>695405750
I might as well ask you "why not?".
Maybe he was thirsty, maybe he just did it because he was agitated.
>>695412459
Shit, I'm too much of a pussy to even watch it.
>>695416884
Is there a story on this one? I've seen it at least a couple dozen times now. Not sure what the motive was?
>>695424654
He weren't no pedophile
>>695425244
You should, it's pretty funny
>>695411813
Eternal bleeding
>>695405750
Gotta stay hydrated bro
>>695411133
is that a swing set?
>>695425502
Was meant for
>>695424827
>>695404592
Got some water aand fuck it im out!
More!!!!! Now!!!!!
>>695414582
Nigga is you a pirate?
>>695418088
Such is life in space. Gravity fields always changin' n shit
>>695418068
Must be hard having to pay women's prices for shoes man.
>>695424765
A little far fetched in my opinion.
>>695426142
Gonna need story
>>695426142
Spongebob just grins through it all, the bastard
>>695410252
look at him from the start, he is clearly up for the ride
>>695426400
The girl died of brain cancer
>>695426142
this made me feel
>>695426142
>>695426400
She had cancer and died at home
"Miette, who died from DIPG. She survived it for 1 year, 8 months, 3 days. Video of her dead body being moved from her home to hospital where her corneas were being donated."
>>695423641
Can be done with both. Usually it's linked to a cellphone number, and a trigger man calls it when the first vehicle in the convoy passes, making it hit the 2nd/3rd victor. Very roughly built pressure plates have been used before too though, they are unreliable though, i've walked directly on them before and they didn't do shit
>>695404592
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>695411813
Them silly boys over at the religion of peace
>>695416884
fucking kek
>>695426142
filming...for what propouse.
I can't help but to feel deeply sorry for all the pain and suffering people are experiencing all over the world when watching gore material. Call me a hippie fag but I'd be more at peace if there would be less suffering in the world.
Will I try to change something about it? - No
Is it easy to mourn for those who really do endure agony? - Yes
Should I feel bad for expressing my first world problems? - Probably
>tl;dr Weltscherz is a bitch
>>695426196
funny, but fake as shit
>>695426196
Am I the only one who thinks this is sunny as shit?
Love seeing the hyper-paranoid Amerifags scurry.
>>695427225
Lol! Act properly? So what is your proper way should be everyone's way? Fuck you close minded fuck.
>>695427517
*funny
>>695422079
>>695422195
lel it's so salty, not used to see this on tumblr x)
>>695427224
Are you a soldier?
>>695427225
its reality a check for people that dont go outside
>>695418088
ministry of silly walk
>>695427311
Probably the hospital recording it
>>695426336
BUILD A WALL
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>>695423603
tank me hard
>>695411813
>>695427226
same guy pushing their agenda
>>695420871
Uncle Sam is funding them, dipshit. Those are the "moderate" rebels we're giving support to instead of throwing in with Assad (literally the only hope for peace in Syria).
>>695426260
Me when my arm sleeps and I wait until it takes up
>>695427812
Use to be, didn't take a second contract after my first one was up, CLB-15 Brimstone EOD Technician
>>695417360
>implying it's sorry at all
>>695427519
>>695427872
welcome to the summercuck newboys
>>695420723
>>695426336
that file name
>>695424107
Haha, Dugan
>>695421171
This video is nice
>>695428221
oooooh check em!!!!!!!
>>695428075
So as a technician you didn't see any action I guess.
>>695427225
obvious troll is obvious...gtfo faggot
>>695426196
OMFG KEK SO FUCKING HARD
>>695428350
Spiderman, leave this thread immediately.
>>695423603
Tank me hard
>>695428538
>>695428576
good night
>>695428417
I did a tour in Afghanistan, but I wasn't the Senior tech, so i didn't defuse, I operated the TALON bot and APOBS system.
Whats up with the weird cuts that seem to happen before ISIS kill those guys in the orange jumpsuits. Seems to be common in a lot of these videos that they release. High vidro produstion value too.....do they employ tom savini by any chance I wonder.....
>>695428686
did you get along with the locals?
>>695426196
right until someone shoots him dead.
>>695428841
Yeah most of them actually came up and gave us food and water when we were defusing because they felt thankful for the fact that we were making their village and routes safe again.
We always got discount at the scab stands outside the base as well, some of the best porn your mind can think of for like.. pennies on the dollar
>>695418140
he died from extraterrestrial bleeding
>>695419556
idź sobie kretynie
>>695418802
Quatums etnanglementnoem
Learn fisixs
>>695426142
I would cry.... if it were a doggu
>>695405445
C'mon can't you see it's fake? It's directed like a movie, with the moving camera and shit. Nice direction I have to admit
>>695422532
that reaction time... he must suck at ping pong anyway
>>695407209
Are those jewfags angrily chasing a dollar? kek
>>695429016
i need me some afgahn porn
>>695429016
>some of the best porn your mind can think of
Really? What porn are we speaking of and what made it so good?
>inb4 cheesepizza
>>695423932
kek
>>695426142
First time I saw this, I was like "oh no no no no".
Lost my child in a car wreck, was driving him from school. Guy didn't stop at redlight and I got nothing. He died instantly they said. Had the permission to deposit him in his coffin. Never thought it would be so heavy. I feel for this guy
>>695422195
Kinda is. I mean there's a point for everything.
>>695410252
holy fuck this comment lol
>>695429653
How do you live with this now? Are you ok? Do you think he's in heaven or something?
>>695426142
That actually brought tears to me
>>695418914
but he isn't white.. hes a pakifag.. white people don't go to the middle east kid.
>>695410252
>>695429833
literally the same fag
>>695410252
I'm thinking more like old and feeble or not very fit anyway... probably should not have been there in the first place.
>>695426142
this website is so fucked up so much that i thought he was gonna start raping her
>>695423499
heartworms.
>>695411813
They're just following their religion. This is an approved jewish execution method.
>>695429452
YOu name it dude they had it. One of the MP's we were stationed with had like hardcore rape porn and shit that he got from various stands, burned them onto an HDD and broke the disks so the GySgt didn't find it. And i'm not talking that pussy as psuedo rape shit, i mean like hardcore, 14-19 year old girls kidnapped and raped, then usually murdered
>>695430360
okay
>>695423603
tank me hard
>>695429909
Saw my ex wife and friends for the last time at the funeral and after that I kinda stopped talking to all of them, my family, my friends. Unplugged my phone, barely look at my cellphone. I just went through huge depression. I'm on pills, have nightmare about the accident and his dead body at least 3 times a week. All I have is 4chan and a handheld console to keep me living. I don't want to an hero but I don't push myself that much to survive. Barely eats, just order pizza sometimes, can take me 4 days to finish one. My flat is full of trash. Never answer when people knock at my door, or just to tell them I'm alive and want to be alone. Usually they stay a bit and leave at some point. I don't know where my life is going, and I don't really care
>>695407041
Kill all sand niggers
>>695430360
Fuck you just gave me the bluest balls.
>>695430721
Welcome to the succ
>>695404592
Fuk that's satisfying
>>695430678
they seem to be killing themselves you racist cunt
>>695414575
Yeah that article was uh... priceless. Asshole lived in a shit hole country but was obsessed with gold. Next thing you know he gets beat to death with a rock or whatever. Kama's a bitch, hmm?
>>695422333
any good reading on transfer energy you might be able to BESTOW upon me bomba Marine?
I always fount dat shit kind of intedesting.
>>695414900
>>695430642
youu need anarchy
>>695412707
What an awkward insurance claim to file. "Vehicular collision"???
>>695425947
yarr harr
>>695418088
can only assume the metal on the refrigerator became live due to some shit wiring?
>>695429962
