ITT: bad knock-offs
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ITT: bad knock-offs
>>695353847
Fucking brilliant lol , who the fuck was the design manager on these bad boys
>>695353573
bumping
havent seen one of these threads in a while
>>695355153
This bread has my attention
>>695355198
He said bad knock-offs not hilarious, fair-use protected, parodies.
Pouchmen GOing
>>695355595
you're gonna get your ass beat like that son
>>695353847
>I'll be back
Fucking kek
Everyone's favorite cul de sac scorpion.
>>695355446
>feddy
Because he dared to dream, and never stopped believing
This has become an art form on its own
>>695355467
>Don't have a box new
>>695355943
Oh my fucking sides xDDD
>>695355595
>>695355595
>>695355943
Maximum kek
obligatory
didn't have anything else
>>695353847
>exciting move look
>toy
>>695356331
>top king
/pol/ Officially licensed merchandise
>>695355447
this is a licensed skateboard design you dummy
That review
>>695356614
This.
Girl did this on purpose for humor.
/toy/ Officially licensed merchandise
>>695356005
we wuz kangz
>>695356614
still a knock-off ntl.
>>695356760
I didn't even realize I got quads
Thank you anon
>>695356666
Them quads confirm.
>>695356357
That's Superman's retarded cousin
id buy this
>>695356125
does anybody have karate farmer?
>>695356910
I used to live near Mexico and I would see thousands of knocks offs daily. I once saw a "psx36000" it claimed to play all console games. And had n64 controllers.
>>695356910
what the hell is that kid on top doing
>>695353847
>the furniture of law enforcement
It was only a matter or time.
>>695353573
>>695357090
this?
>>695356125
my fav part is that they had heaps of leftover karate kid figurines so they just repurposed them. so shitty. i love it.
"Go ahead kids, kick the shit out of each other"
>>695357181
i dunno but he's a megason
>>695357255
what is he standing on some sort of tiny jet ski foot massager?
>>695357359
looks like the hoverboard from back to the future
>>695357187
GRAND DAD?????
FLEENTSTONES?????
Man im hungry, lets go eat at FCK
>>695357686
i sure as hell would eat at obamas fried chicken
>>695357703
>special collectors edition
damn so rare too
>>695357066
that's actually really cool
>>695354081
Fuck off tumblr fag
ET alpha as fuck
>>695357359
>wonders about miniature oil tanker
>ignores that the lightsaber is his fucking wrist
>>695357777
Those quads are rare
'Repair patch included'
take my fucking money
>>695357983
The first one was so fucking horrible
>>695356331
yOu WoNt LyK mE wEn Im PoWeR!!!
>>695358104
that looks like legit merchandise
>>695357983
>Return of the balls
Where did they go in the first place?
>>695355943
>Because he dared to dream, and never stopped >believing
this should be a new meme
>>695356125
>d o o r l a d d e r
>>695356734
>literally jacking off
>>695358704
Genie NOOO!!
>>695354081
OMG. What is *on* the cartridge? Is it Duck Hunt?
>>695358704
>that rape face
>>695355446
> age 4 and up
HAPPY NIGHTMARES, KIDS
>>695356506
Wait, WHAT?
I love this thread.
>>695356910
When I was a kid in Greece in the 1990s, my next-door neighbor had something like this. Although it looked like a SNES, it was actually an 8-bit console that had like 300 NES games in memory. Good times.
>>695357271
I guess that explains Yoda's face. I was very confused.
>>695356410
I don't even...
>I am 12 and what is this?
>>695357777
>>special collectors quads
>dayum
>>695358704
>drugs are baaad mkay?
disturbing
>tfw parents wouldnt buy me amusing duck
>>695361464
Are those the fetuses they hand out at anti-abortion demonstrations? That's hilarious.
>mfw this bred
I have some nice clothes ones
>>695353573
looks like someone's been watching Phelous's Bootleg Zones on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr
>>695361589
>anti-abortion demonstrations
wtf
the 1950s called, they want their debate back
>>695355563
I love his little yellow hitler stache
>>695353847
http://youtu.be/8O7rIMJVNjY
HE IS A ROBERT
>>695355467
>BAET
>mfw Baet's mom is SJW
>>695362113
I always do.
>>695359024
Jontron that fgt. Why does he have to be another AVGN clone? I mean he is still pretty good, but it makes me kind of dislike his videos, if AVGN had more subsrcibers then I would feel better.
>>695357181
he's quantum shitting into the Nth dimension
>>695357848
I happen to be an atheism and this triggers me
When I went to Israel I saw gypsies selling Sony fakes like ray bans, jerseys, and even fake yeezys everywhere
>>695357279
XD Monica! I will always call pikachu Monica from now on!
>>695358307
Kek
>>695361964
>Michaelsoft
>>695358307
I bet you can guess if you think about it for a minute
>>695356405
Is that keith flynn from the prodigy? That backpack is hardcore
>>695362361
AVGN stops being funny since you turn 15
>>695362435
You forgot chink
>>695362361
As much as I like James, Jontron is more of an actor than he will ever be
>>695362199
ooh! so close!
>>695358104
hahaha, I actually had one of those. Found it buried way back in the corner of a downstairs stockroom when I worked at Spencer's. It had been there for so long it cost me like $2.00. Thing was huge and took up way too much room when it was blown up. I think I ended up trashing it after a bit.
>>695358104
The weak should fear the strong
>>695362807
I think she's got that covered
>>695355198
Hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahha
>>695361464
Yo dawg I heard you like babies so I put a baby in your baby
>>695362886
I bought this sex doll at Spencers and it popped on my 5th time using it
>>695362783
But you gotta admit he was pretty fucking funny when you were 14.
last shirt one
>>695361810
Is that a very fast asian shaking his head at incredibely high speed?
>>695361566
>BUMP'N GO ACTION
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>695362825
Jesus tap dancing fuck
"Johnnie Worker"
My sides will go on
>>695361819
hahahaha he's operating a calculator on the box art, amazing
>>695361819
Gunner on a calculator
>>695363124
good posts
>>695362876
But Jontron is a fat fuck. That distracts me, like how does he breath?
>>695363114
Sadly Godzilla had no sex holes. Back when I worked at Spencer's it was the early 90's and they didn't sell sex dolls yet. Just those white hard plastic vibrators and shitty flavored lubes that middle schoolers thought was hilarious to squirt all over the place if you didn't watch them.
>>695355943
>> "because he dared to dream and never stop believing"
his reward is to have a giant turd shaped head...
>>695355446
>costs about tree feddy
>>695355467
My son is also named Baet
yummy
>>695355967
>easy open
>punch and pull
>>695364074
theyre lush
>>695364074
I think that's an actual product.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
>>695357915
i'd buy it
>no homo
>>695355224
"May the Schwartz be with you..."
>>695356506
>when the manufacturer refuses to throw out leftover parts
>>695356519
That's almost like the Spengler toy I had.
>>695355240
EMPEROR PAUL SALTINE
>>695361971
>>695362004
>>695362032
Please tell me they made a muhammad aswell
>>695357915
Hahaha
>>695364340
it is indeed. all these food ones are real
>>695357279
>Jump-Jupm Chess
my new favorite expression
>>695357915
Beavis?
>>695361464
This is fetish tier shit
>>695355943
So much for believing ... lol
>>695361464
Like a tribble....
>>695361714
Probably just an album by some shitty hipster band.
>>695361899
Thailand?
>>695364074
I have a box in my freezer right now you fucking idiot
>>695364074
I mistakenly read this as "pork 4 faggots"
>>695361464
>Baby's baby is pregnant too!
HOLY KEK
>>695365441
I'm an idiot? You're the one with a freezer full of faggots.
also
see >>695364734
I already said they were a real thing you silly dick
>>695365143
I'm pretty sure that is tea for your urinal tract
>>695365908
Urinary, sry
>>695365441
for you
>>695366001
Authentic Jamaican cock!
>>695357542
Shouldn't he be in jail?
>>695355446
Nightmare Feddy Wap
>>695355595
I agree, pic related
I had a few of these, loved em>>695366231
>>695355198
Obama For Congress?
>>695366332
Also had these
>>695366398
>>695366392
Fuck nigga
>>695361964
Is that... japanese?
>>695366332
Ayyyyy, I had one of these,y childhood right there
>>695356405
This actually reminds me of the kind of bag a dealer would have at a rave.
>>695362744
Yes and this shit is indeed cool but probably intended that way. Otherwise the designer is a huge autist.
>>695361819
lol calculator control panel
>>695357542
Still better than Masked Rider
>>695356734
it sits madafukz
>>695356645
>Not as good as the first one, but ok
Ground control to my sides
>>695359024
Shrek is justice, Shrek is law.
>>695366542
kek, cutfag.
>>695361566
>LAY EGG IS TRUE
I'm coughing with laughter
>>695357915
I get it now, E.T. came from planet Fitness.
Where do you even find stuff like this? I would buy tons of the goofy shit in this thread
>>695363597
>dat filename
>>695366398
>>695366445
These actually don't look that bad for fakes.
>>695365001
so close.
>>695353573
This is one of the best threads I've seen on /b for a while. Hope to see more like it.
>grouchy AF
>>695355554
>1 away from quints
>kys
Also it looks like someone watched pokemon and dragon tales and mixed the two art styles
>>695355467
This is baet.
>>695355967
This shit is just as good as dew imho
>>695356125
>galaxies are far far away
holy shit my sides are so far in orbit (insert reference like I remember anything about those shitty movies)
>>695361566
>LAY EGG IS TRUE
they always say that on the box but it never is
>>695366332
i love that these came with a functional Walther .380
>>695365949
>Kill me, kiiilll meeee...
>>695361464
>>695361971
Looks like Kenny Loggins.
>>695369871
thats because dew is a trash soda, and easy to replicate it's awful taste.
Please let this thread go on forever.
>>695373544
>dat filename
>>695355360
Those fucking angel wings.
>>695357915
C.T
>>695359859
> Greece
You poor bastard
>>695353847
>Robert Cop
>I'll be back
>>695361971
> Jesus Christ Superstore
Why can I not find stockshares anywhere on the NYSE or NASDAQ?
>>695362825
"Olded in..." what?
>>695365908
>>695365993
It is. It's availible in few countries in central Yourop.
>>695359224
Ducktales
>>695361464
>>695356331
>Top king
my sides
>>695376483
And we've come full circle.
>>695356125
heres Wise Puppet's back story
>>695372323
>Turned him into another person: Spiderman.
>Spiderman stroke all criminal activates
lol'd
Bumping for glory. I love these breads.
>>695361895
pfft. on the contrary.
these threads pop out once every few months here, some of the images are several years old and more.
>>695356405
>>695355563
same photo
>>695379171
yeah the one w/ keith is a pshoop
>>695379228
Fucking glorious!
>>695365830
>You're the one with a freezer full of faggots.
>>695355662
>Unironically liking Fallout 4
kys.
>>695379957
The... filler of big?
What is it even trying to say?
>>695365830
not onlyre they real if you get proper ones from the butcher theyre super nice. obvs those frozen ones are shit probly made outve pigs eyes and cunts or w/e
>>695379957
HARERY POTTTAAAAA!!
>>695380415
>chubby chaser
>>695380787
McSicko
>>695357542
stolen bike not included
>>695355446
Feddy Cint
BUMP
>>695353573
Still more convincing than the new ghost busters.
I was in Chile a few months ago and they have stores called Vanks. Look so similar to vans.
>>695372323
I don't know why, but man, all knockoff packages had that glowing flower type of thing on top of EVERYTHING, I remember buying knockoffs yu-gi-oh cards and all of the cards had that cheap, retarded glowing shit on them.
>>695360435
I was wondering the same thing. And know I know, Cause knowing is half the battle!
>>695381958
*now
dammit
Stolen from Bootleg_Stuff on iFunny
>>695357983
http://www.g6hentai.com/video/3347/sailor-moon-the-7-ballz
>>695382443
Kek
>>695382443
Do you have an inside view?
I think I saw one years ago, actually had some electronic equipment, like a commercial GPS or something.
This thread is proof positive why I have no worries about America being taken over by a foreign power. Ever.
>>695366170
lul
>>695359024
Is that fucking Lightning McQueen on the left?
>K'Chow
>>695382965
found it.
>>695383372
>K'Chow
I'm sad that I get this reference
>>695363493
>Take-it
>4 fingers
