laziness thread
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laziness thread
I just saw a hedgehog outside
That was fun
was he going quickly
g-gay
>>695261608
You didn't go cuddle him?
A bit slower than me, was trying to get a good look. I think I scared him :c
I am lazier than anyone here. So much so that I can't even be bothered to prove it.
>>695261813
I didn't feel like dying today
hedgehogs are afraid of uglies y'know
take that as you will
I'm definitely lazy.
this is still my favorite fry cap
>>695261962
Hedgehogs are your friends.
>>695261430
The truly lazy won't even respond
>WREKT
is it because he's eating ice cream while getting a piggyback ride
But I didn't bring my mom with me
>>695261960
Wanna bet?
i believe so
Hedgehogs are self-anointing animals. Would not touch/10.
>>695262048
that's super cool welcome
>>695262264
No, I can't be bothered.
For those last thread asking for the discord, heres a furry discord we have thats got a lot of users
discord.gg/GxSw5cN
very cute
hedgehogs stay noided
some of these caps just look fucking retarded
like this one
>>695260753
>>695262080
Of course, but trying to cuddle a wild one is probably a really bad idea
>>695262491
Me neither
what were you thinking
what did he mean by this
Have hedgehogs seen footage?
>>695262776
You just need to speak their language.
What are these guys even talking about
>>695262889
that i should prob get out of the room of my dead brother.
you?
My favourite Death Grips song is the one that goes: nipples, nipples, nipples, nipples, nipples, nipples, nipples, nipples, POUTIIIIINNEEEE.
wow chet that was fucking horrible
quoting death grips is a privilege not a right
and you just lost that.
>>695262986
What language do they speak?
also
>his favorite grips song is guillotine
If you can't take how raw the lyrics are then you're just a pussy, quite honestly.
>>695263225
Hedgehog, of course.
And Dutch.
Im so fucking lazy. Is this the thread for lazy fucking fat asses?
>>695263388
I had a feeling they would be speaking Mandarin or something. I do have an aunt with a Dutch husband, maybe they can help me
considering demos made it yes
>>695263541
Do note that they actually have a deep hatred of the Dutch, and only speak the language to lull them into a false sense of security.
>>695263379
MY MOODS LIVE ON THE SWINGS
I'M THE COAT HANGER IN YOUR MAN'S VAGINA
squeaky
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
>>695263699
Good thing I'm not Dutch then. Do they hate Swedes too or am I safe?
>trumpmatsu
>>695264025
Hmm, I dunno, that's pretty close to the Netherlands. I think you're probably safe though.
Maga, baby.
>>695264025
Are you so lazy that you are literally a swede?
nah
>>695264457
Well I hope they'll cut my aunt's Dutch husband some slack, he's one in our family now after all
Do you speak Dutch?
>>695264538
They don't move at all so yeah, I suppose so
so weird
gut battle
>>695264923
You'd have to ask them yourself.
I don't speak Dutch, but I've eaten a few danishes, which I think is pretty close.
>>695265216
This
No. Doggo battle.
>>695264923
You need a new hairstyle.
check out this tummy rubbing action
that's lewd
intense right
>>695265457
This is the good stuff.
>>695265345
I'd recommend Greenlanders. Taste like popsicles
>>695265370
But I don't want a hairstyle :c
i'm liking all the bowlcuts in this thread not gonna lie
it's the good stuff, definitely
>>695265804
Well your head looks very round in that picture. Even rounder than a filthy Matsu's.
the very best
like no one ever was
>>695265804
I'll try one, thanks for the advice!
pfft, provided you could catch one of these how would you go about training a matsu?
>>695266572
hey wait a minute, where the fuck is umbreon
with positive reinforcement and treats
>>695266712
ichi should have got the umbreon i agree
>>695266081
Wtf is a Matsu
>>695265216
Is it weird that I wanna stick my willy in between those guts......
............
.... Too far? Sorry... okbai
>Wtf is a Matsu
tfw osomatsu-san/kun fanart is ded
>>695266712
Agreed, but it's early fanart, from a non-Japanese source no less.
Should've deleted it, there's gotta be better pokematsus out there by now.
>>695266572
Using my police baton. Ah. Let's face it, I'd just be cracking its skull open, not really training.
>>695266773
The failed abortions that are posted in these threads.
>>695266986
>only matsu thing on Pixiv R-18 is #10
SHUT IT DOWN
>>695267000
Cause well, all I find when searching for Matsu is this stuff
look up osomatsu
Oh wait I missed the kara/ichi stuff at 7 and 8
>>695267407
Ooh, those guys, now it makes more sense
>>695267309
Type " retarded bowlcut monstrosity".
i still see matsu art daily on twitter i dont know why you think it's ded tbh
>>695267613
Comparatively.
>>695267604
I was not disappointed
>>695267742
yeah
until S2 is announced that is.
>>695267745
perfection
>>695267745
As expected.
>>695267766
You can see the tears welling in his eyes. He knows he made a terrible mistake.
>>695267745
Ok what the fuck, I searched for exactly the same and this is what I got
>>695267766
I for one think it looks amazing
>>695268340
Pfff mislink, >>695268120
>>695268340
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>695268340
You didn't do it right.
>>695268433
Is it that funny?
>>695268547
Right, I'll make sure to not press the keys too hard or type too slowly next time
>>695268789
I'm easily amused
>>695268922
It's this one isn't it?
It's true, he is.
>>695268789
It takes some practice.
>>695269095
Should I type with a different dialect, or another accent?
You need to type with your dick.
well i tried
>>695269436
Screw that, I'd have to get a new keyboard if my dick ever were to touch it
You need a digger bick.
>>695269721
Why, is your dick dirty?
>>695269770
In my mind dicks are always unholily dirty, no matter how much you wash them
>>695270104
youre a repressed homosexual
>>695269721
you could just wash it :P
>>695270293
I'm not denying anything here, I'm just a bit peculiar when it comes to hygiene. It has nothing to do with orientation
>>695270297
You mean the keyboard? Sure, I'll just need a few bottles of bleach and that should do
>>695270104
That's very strange.
>>695270744
a dick doesnt carry the plague, a bleach wipe would do the trick if your really anti-germ, but you realize you touch your dick and touch your keyboard its the same thing, and you generally touch your dick without realizing
>>695271038
>>695270744
also, you live in a world covered in literal shit, like fecal matter everywhere
>>695271038
Not really anti-germ, just anti dick. To put things into perspective, if I were to go to a bathroom where there were only disinfectant but no faucet to wash my hands, that wouldn't work for me cause I would know that even if I disinfect my hands I would still have dick on my hands. I need to be able to wash it off completely. I can pick my nose without a problem, it's not the germs that I'm against
>>695271948
nekos
>>695272468
cute boys
>>695261430
Rúnar örn lúðvíksson, þú ert aumingi og hálfviti, og farðu í rassgat. Þú ert að þykjast vera það kyn sem þú ert svo mikið ekki, og það er gjörsamlega pathetic.
>>695272660
I agree
>>695272556
they're great
>>695272999 (checked)
it's all i post
trips confirm
>>695273130
I enjoy it
>>695273682
Everybody does!
>>695273792
if only the thread wasn't dead
YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN MY TRUNK
Hello my sexies ~
hi luna
Demos my love <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCdtryoFtfI
whats up how are you
Had an interesting day. Work made me come in at 7 am fully aware I was out drinking until almost 4.
I actually handled it better than I was expecting.
>>695276424
huh, how did work know that you were out drinking last night?
