Hambeast hate thread
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Hambeast hate thread
>>695245736
Bamp, get going. On holiday on phone, cba google
>>695245736
big girls are fun sized...
Hate delusional fat women
Hate this bitch. Hope she drops dead filming her stupid show
My fucking wife is turning into one before my eyes. Feels bad man
>>695245736
Yeah, boo, big fat girls. Post more pictures of this big sparkly fat girl so we can continue to masturba-I mean mock her
How the fuck could you tell if this bitch was pregnant?
>no /fit/ screencaps
No wonder this thread is dying
Instead she's a consumer of McDonalds everyday
>>695246682
Dude stop that shit b4 it's too late.
>>695246682
Seen that happen first hand.
Stop it quick or gtfo of there.
It'll all be your fault.
Hatefuck?
Yeah instead lets allow our kids to become disgusting obese butter balls.
>>695247367
These stupid cunts are almost as bad as anti-vaxers.
>I'm taking a stand for the good of my child
>nom nom nom
A classic
>>695247518
I appreciate the FUCK out of this point... but hat grammar is so fucking shit it's not even fucking funny.
>>695247657
holy hell those short tumblr bangs are hideous
RIP Queen of /b/
>>695246830
Here you go.
>>695248483
Kek did she actually die?
>>695248590
god I hope so
Cant wait for this miserable, overrated bitch to get diabetes.
>>695245736
Someone's obsessed with Cailey ;)
the post to end all posts
>>695248590
With a forehead roll the size of a normal dad's beergut, was she ever truly alive?
>>695248774
shes a dumbass
If this thing can do a cartwheel I'll an hero live on Twitch
>>695245736
>>695248784
Already posted it anon.
>>695248917
Jesus Christ I hope the photoshop department got paid extra
>>695245736
the iridescent swimsuit made me laugh.
>>695246299
and they smell like shit
>>695249169
DAT ASS
>>695246682
shes gotta go, i told my wife before we got married if she gets fat i'm out.
>>695249128
God I fucking hate Amy Schumer
>>695249386
why you faggot
>>695249128
oh god, I fucking hate amy schumer.
she stands up for fat people and then freaks out when the media calls her plus sized
>>695249169
Holy fuck is that even a person
>>695249386
>God I fucking hate Amy Schumer
>>695249513
>god, I fucking hate amy schumer.
hivemind
This nasty looking nigger fucking whale
>>695249378
How the fuck do these freaks live like this? AND put their disgusting faces online?
>>695249128
Literally the pool of words used to make Amy Schumer's (and nearly all female shows).
-Amy Schumer
-Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
-2 Broke Girls
Weird little fucking retard trend here.
Not to say women can't be funny, for instance:
-Broad City
-Sarah Silverman.
MUCH MUCH less speaking about their vaginas and buttholes, strange.
>>695249169
id tap that
>>695246299
That's small girls you retard.
>>695246608
Heh. Clever.
>>695249788
>-Sarah Silverman
I love Sarah Silverman as a person. she seems really fucking cool. but have you not seen her old show? its literally all poop and sex jokes
>>695249169
god fucking dammit how do people even afford the amount of food it takes to get this fat?? i basically have a ham sandwich a day and something small for dinner cuz thats all i can afford
>>695249640
>"HAHAHA MUH VAGINA AND FARTS"
If you honestly find that shit funny do the world a favor and slit your own throat
>>695249978
Oh you mean you dont eat 3 extra-large McDonald's everyday and them whine 'healthy food is expensive' like these delusional fucks.
>>695246682
Start going to the gym yourself. She'll see you get ripped as she's getting fatter and it'll either spring her into action or you'll have a ripped attractive body and other women will gravitate towards you.
>>695249169
i dont give a fuck how fat they are, if they are trying to get unfat i support them.
this whale is trying.
>applause
>>695246939
Well, I'd kind of like to know how a titty fuck feels.
>>695249169
She looks like some obese fetishist's deviantart dreams came true
>>695250343
Seriously? She could lose ten pounds a month easy just by cutting calories. Trying to run/job at that size is only going to fuck her joints up, and unless your running for ten miles a day it really doesnt burn that many calories anyway.
>>695250189
lol no, plus mcdonalds is actually more expensive if you add it up. buying one healthy meal is more expensive than buying one mcdonalds meal but buying stuff to make 15 healthy meals and taking 15 minutes to make it still can cost less than one big mcdonalds meal
that being said im only skinny because no food, not cuz i eat healthy
GOT SOME NUDES ?
don't click this thumbnail
just don't ok
keep scrolling on pastr it
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>>695250343
If you're wandering what looks like a backwoods parking lot while a friend films your token attempt to jog for the first time since childhood, you're probably not serious about getting fit.
>>695250674
You should buy shit loads of oats. Not very exciting but cheap as fuck and good calorie source.
Cardio kills gainz
Come on guys, you have to admit that this girl is beautiful.
>>695247129
>consumer of society's distractions
instead she became a consumer of mass quantities.
>>695249901
jesus christ. i wonder if they're alive now.
>>695251045
Her parents should be arrested and beaten.
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>>695250958
I don't.
And I chase chubbies...
Horrendous.
>>695250883
This reminds me of towns in Central and Northern BC. I was at 100 Mile House and kept seeing 10/10s with land whale moms. I guess guys fall for them young and run once they turn
>>695247818
I remember why this fat slob was vloging about his weight loss.
this guy is either going to die soon or his wife will leave him and he will commit Suicide
>>695248198
The Real Life Stay Puffed Marshmallow man
Walk in, see this, wat do?
>>695251202
What's wrong with her?
>>695250825
holy shit anon, this is gold
I wonder is harpoonanon is lurking this bread
>>695251248
He's totally enabled by his loser fans. They keep telling him he's amazing and that losing 40 lbs in 2 years is good. His life goal is to weight less than 400 lbs. What the fuck is wrong with people like that?
>>695251308
Feed and fuck her.
>>695251157
how about the parents are arrested then forced to eat the excess fat trimmed from their bloated offspring
>>695251308
Tell her she's a cancer on society, an ugly fat disgusting idiot and casually walk away cause she doesn't have the ability to walk more than 10 meters
>>695251326
Tattoos.
Face.
Those are red flags enough.
Don't stick your dick in the crazy.
Plus, you can barley tell if she is wearing panties or not.
>>695251326
The clothes hide a lot of rolls, she needs some help
>>695251234
Shit nigga, someone else from BC. i'm from prince george, it hurts to live
>>695251308
degenerate
>>695251326
>cross
>tattoos
>permanent duckface due to freakish surgery
>>695251705
I'm from suburbia aka Delta. Prince George is pretty far north how's the situation there?
>>695251620
>>695251704
>>695251776
Look at this guys, don't you wanna fuck this?
>>695251326
She probably wouldnt even share those fries.
>>695245736
disco disco
>>695251934
Come on Anon, that's not even that bad
>>695249640
I think everyone just hates any schumer
>>695251934
Nigga she aint skinny but she's hardly a hambeast. Would fuck on the side.
Kek
>>695250825
The silhouette thing is clever.
>>695251913
too many fat retard natives. shit parents pass on bad habits to their kids and practically encourage them to flunk out of school. they'll never learn
>>695252187
What. No. This cant be real.
>>695252003
Haha that may be true.
>>695252026
She is better looking than that girl in your pic though.
>>695251951
she doesn't even have a nice ass, what's the point of being fat if you ain't got dat drop?
>>695252187
2 has achieved the level lardbeast
>>695251951
any pics where she isn't snarling, or is that just her face?
>>695252187
2 was the most salvageable and gained the hardest. This is why fatties shouldn't exclusively hang out with each other, it's enabling
Boobah is that you?
>>695252272
>She is better looking than that girl in your pic though.
Can agree with this. Her face doesnt look withered away by low self-esteem and man hating.
>>695252454
that doesn't seem comfortable, I hope he sues the airline for not accommodating overweight people
>>695252272
>She is better looking than that girl in your pic though.
>missing the fucking point entirely
>>695252380
Dis anon know
>>695252656
are you trying to say something about fruit?
>>695252380
What's not nice about her ass?
>>695252457
Here.
>>695252426
>>695252471
How the fuck does someone gain what looks like at least 200 lbs in 4 years? How the fuck do you do that to yourself?
water retention is fun!
>>695252825
Dude it's cool if your banging this chick, she looks like she'd be fun in the sack, but we no likey
>>695250958
No we don't.
>>695252755
I had to Google it to see if it was real.
>>695252863
That's just about 1 pound a week. Very easy to gain if you eat a lot and don't have the self control to eat right once it starts becoming a problem.
>>695248198
how do you even live with yourself at that point?
>>695250825
this is some crazy arugmentation chain.
lmao
make one where everyone who loves to drink water is literally hitler.
>>695253110
I might try something like this with my friend. He's horribley over-weight and I've been trying to get him to eat better or workout with me for ages.
>>695249694
>>695252825
it's just a fat, flat ass. not round and juicy, just fat and saggy, bleeding directly into her thighs with little to no definition
ok,. now this is happening
>>695251934
Kinda cute. Any ass pics?
>>695250270
This is glorious!!
What's everybody's guilty pleasure food? >Nachos and cheese
>pancakes
>dunkin donuts
Just this one pic
>>695253504
name/sauce? this is the only one I have
>>695253445
it looks like she's melting wtf
>>695248774
My aim in life is to never touch her or think of her sexually.
>>695253136
Tell me why you don't
>>695248483
She's alive im sure. I hear elephants live over 40 to 50 years.
>>695253524
I would pay to see her fall, roll and try to get up.
>>695253655
If she smiled she'd def be bangable.
>>695253809
Kek. Shitlord. Losing weight is simple, but difficult. Fatties want it to be complicated and easy.
>>695253661
There's one more I've seen, of their asses, but I can't find it right now
>>695253504
Doughnuts
Cake
Brownies
>>695249378
That heads gotta weigh at least 80lbs. That's a Huge bitch!
>>695254275
>>695254138
>>695251232
>>695250270
>>695250091
This is why the terrorists hate us.
>>695252380
I would wreck that.
>>695250343
Snu snu ?
>>695254421
This thread really makes the whole indulgent heathens thing seem true
Just imagine burying these fat fucks. How many of the average man would it take to get these lard asses to the hearse and then over to the grave?
>>695254377
that's an old man, he has an excuse for that chair, the lady's rage was uncalled for like tf?
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>>695254554
Very true. I've never met a guy who complains about every dude on tv have a six-pack.
>>695254605
I don't get why people who aren't christian or muslim get buried. Just burn em if they weren't
>>695254605
see this post
>>695252351
my neighbor died last year, he was a massive fat fuck. took six big guys to lift his bloated mess of a corpse into the undertaker's van. guy was 38, had a heart attack. near the end he was so fat he couldn't get his shoes on.
>>695248679
White people fuck white people? Well shit, I should hope so.
>>695254377
>WAR OF THE HAM-WORLDS
>>695245736
chubby? i don't see it, she's a fat whale
this looks like, you could say you are smart like stephen hawking just because you can't walk
>>695252656
i love that one dude who's half disgusted, half trying not to laugh
>>695251934
I'd hit that any day.. Given the opportunity and all that..
>>695249378
how fat do you have to be that the body thinks it's actually a GOOD idea to store fat on the forehead?
>>695255109
>a fat whale
>>695253655
Would fuck daily
>>695255155
ha I didn't notice that before
also nice dubs anon
>>695254840
right? and every dude you meet has a 6-pack, because they saw another guy with one and just worked so hard to reach that mountaintop
>>695252454
>please fasten your seatbelt.
Aint gonna happen..
Just try to imagine the shame you would feel ordering one of these off the internet. Because you'd never go in a store and ask for one. Imagine the shame of someone using your bathroom and seeing it and knowing that you can't even reach round your disgusting body to perform the most basic of personal hygiene tasks without a rag on a stick.
>>695249945
If this chair was sentient, it would sue.
>>695255369
That's a real shame, she was a literal 10/10 before :(
>>695255382
Plus groups of male friends are usually pretty brutally honest with each other. None of this 'omg you look beautiful as you are!' bullshit. Guys will straight up say 'lol m8 your getting fat.'
>>695255464
>to fat for a shower
damn that must suck, but then again cheese burgers are so fucking good amirite
>>695251850
What is the hairbrush for?!?!?
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THE HAIRBRUSH FOR!?!?
I mean, clearly this fat fuck doesn't care about his appearance...
I'm scared...
Hold me, famalam.....
>>695255464
shit, wrong pic
>>695253504
Hummus and Ritz
Poptarts
Pretzels with Honey
>>695255600
I guess you missed the sarcasm in my post.
>>695255668
yes, and self control is difficult
as is control of type 2 diabetes
>>695255369
This is why if someone starts talking about multiple genders and HAES you just walk away
>>695254886
I'm Atheist but wanna be buried. Its a personal preference and I never even knew that religion had anything to do with it.
>>695255715
Guess your fat fingers couldnt express your sentiment correctly.
>>695246299
fun size = small
>>695248548
My dick is confused now.
>>695255721
>flintstone feet
>>695255464
I gagged watching that, I can't imagine how she hasn't just given up.
I actually need help identifying what's tit and what's a fat roll in this pic
>>695255739
Simpsons kek /b/ro.
>>695255675
>toileting
>>695247046
Check for a pellet.
>>695255908
Kek I know
