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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>695124018
would you be okay if I took photos from this thread and posted them into another thread for another time?
>>695124369
knock yourself out, friend
wait that probably doesn't translate
that means "yes"
okami is that you
It was neat though.
I don't have any porn on my computer.
drink or no drink
Porn for Scotland!
non
mandulis
I don't know why I asked, I'm gonna drink anyway
brb drink
>>695125040
Yes
>>695125104
Hello, love.
>>695125104
???
whatcha drinking
Mandy is here and he didn't even say hi to me? He's a cad and a bounder, a rascal and a rogue, a villain and a crook.
>>695125517
you be nice to mandy
>>695125409
My love, obviously. It is both vast and virulent.
>>695125517
Indeed I am a rogue, fool. But a crook? I have never done...well I ran a red today. But to be fair, where I to stop, I would have laid my bike down...
>>695125224
how goes the war
>>695125409
mandy is a man
I have schnapps here I believe of rowan-berry flavor
>>695125696
I am always nice to Mandy, and yet he sticks that knife in my back.
>>695125758
In bed with you? For that sweet sweet gear lovin'?
>>695125789
I think we are losing it. Every day it seems we find a new horrid thing happens. But I just need to keep on busting my ass at work and get some more money so I can find a nice lass.
How goes your war, my friend?
>>695125932
You know, we need to understand that they get cold and hot too. They like coming in to the air conditioned houses with us.
Fuck you
>>695125789
I was confused on what mandolousi was to
I know who mandy is
what is rowan-berry any way?
>>695126196
Mandy, come to Texas and help me put together these plaster molds. It is tedious and I don't like it.
dont tell me what to do
>>695125789
>mandy is a man
yeah sure I guess if you wanna be technical about it
>>695126334
Wow, that is rude.
>>695126338
Mandulis is what I originally was. Then people started calling me Mandy, and terrence sang Oh Mandy to me. And so here I am.
>>695126393
Are you just installing them? Or do you have to cut them to fit and all that jazz too? I assume you mean the plaster mold trim?
>>695126578
Let me hug you?
>>695126651
Nef, you don't have to be so cruel, you know. We can't all be fathers of hellspawn.
>>695126678
No, I mean molds to pour plaster into to make solid blocks that I'll carve into sculptures.
Mind the gap
>>695126801
>
>>695126857
What are you using for molds? Just making a form out of some wood sheets and stuff?
>>695126876
Score!
>he has no clue of my motives....
>>695127098
this is good.
>>695126765
Less to do with fatherhood and more to do with being a temporary bitter cripple
Actually I am mostly always bitter and cruel so I don't know
>>695125758
well that is very kind of you
>>695126678
it all makes sense now
howve you been?
>>695127098
maybe I do ;)
>>695124018
>No porn
Top OP kek...
>>695127098
Yeah, but I have to fill in all the cracks and stuff and then add a couple bits in to divide the space into four equal compartments. It's gross. You do it instead.
>>695127237
That is the only guy ass that I have. But I have plenty of girl ass.
>>695127280
Yeah I was about to say, that isn't a temporary state for you. You being in a good mood is the rather temporary thing. It is alright though, I still love you.
>>695127399
Not too bad. Just been tired. Too tired to really think of too much honestly. But that seems to be changing.
How about you?
>>695127631
Shit, I need to find a different way to steal money....
how can i tell if i'm gay?
>>695126196
it goes, it goes
working on a lass of my own
>>695126338
it's a tree they have in europe
>>695126651
I won't begrudge a man a skir-- kilt or two
>>695127725
That's the only thing you will have, kek...
>>695127725
the last 2 gifs you posted were guys though.
how is this
>>695127840
Did you do a dip test?
>>695127725
Being cruel IS a normal thing for Australians though. I saw some friends last night. It was good.
>>695127840
Have you sucked cock, or enjoyed the thought of sucking cock?
>>695127631
jokes on you, i HAVE no money
>>695128094
What's that?
Can I post porn, freklz?
>>695127840
do you want to be held by a man
>>695127668
Kat, you get me hard.
>>695127714
It is just plaster. It isn't gross. I mean, if you were dealing with a bunch of grease you might have somewhat of an argument cause that shit doesn't clean easily, but still. I can't fly out to Texas anytime soon, my friend, or I would.
>>695127840
Does this picture interest you?
>>695127912
May she be in your bed before the morrow comes.
>>695127947
Huh?
>>695127952
Katia.
>>695128113
You do call each other cunt so it makes sense.
>>695128154
only if you kiss me
>>695127725
Same really, trying not to lose my pace, but mentally i feels as if im on the 25th mile in a marathon.
>>695127912
what a silly name, rowan is a silly man
>>695128216
yes both of these are katia
what do you want
>>695128143
It's usually used to determine if you have pools of blood in your stomach.
>>695128216
No, I mean putting the mold together. I don't like that. I just want it to be together so I can make my blocks.
>>695128216
not possible, I'm afraid
she's a country and half a continent away
>>695128380
ur silly
>>695128558
Sounds pretty gnarly
>>695128380
I suppose I feel like I am getting my second wind. Or like I am settling into my pace and have time for my mind to wander.
>>695128380
And it`s home,boys,home
Home I`d like to be home for a while
In me me own country,
Where the oak and the ash and the bonny rowan tree
Are all a-growin` green in the old country.
>>695128482
No I am saying Katia is the reason for the guy ass in my folders.
>>695128558
But...it is better to do it yourself!
>>695128661
Oh that never ends well. Take my word for it, and my experience. The best you can hope for is a lay.
Jesus christ look at this garbage
>>695128850
oh.
you're welcome.
>>695128706
It's really easy to test for and treat. To test for it, just get a thin rope and put it down your throat into your stomach, if there's blood on the end when you remove it, congratulations, you have pools of blood in your stomach. To treat it you just follow a simple two step plan: Be provocative. OH! And be organized. Tight.
>>695128850
No. You do it. I'll give you a dollar and my last beer.
>>695129085
I'm not sure I am grateful, honestly.
>>695129132
But I have a 6 dollar beer right here...
>>695128850
we're stubborn, and patient
another month isn't so bad when we've been waiting a year and a half
>>695129286
oh but you are.
No porn it is.
>>695129286
Yes, but you can have a whole real dollar and another beer. Then you'll have two beers and a dollar.
>>695129286
also
>nigress with a white man
how it should be.
>>695129515
Hey there, pretty lady.
>>695129500
where do you get your butts
Kona Longboard is my new favorite.
Smoothest shit I've drank.
>>695129384
As long as there isn't a third person. That is the problem in those situations. You can talk to her every day, and every night, but you can't ever be there for her. And all it takes is one chance meeting and she is no longer yours.
>>695129500
How can you tell? Also the last pic has no ass at all. Not this one, the one before.
>>695129553
But I have a lot of beers...
>>695129642
Only a select few of them. Most of them are not good enough for white cock.
>>695129730
Ive been spotted.
>>695129816
I get them from not being a fucking pleb
>>695129829
I distribute that. And on that note, you are a gigantic faggot for drinking light beer.
>>695129956
wow how do i do that
>>695129956
>>695129909
I got a nice hide you could stay in.
>>695129904
But you could have one more, and also a dollar.
kona's okay
a bit dense flavor-wise, like leinenkugel & sam adams and that sort
>>695129904
trust me
there won't be
>>695130067
You have to clean your room of all the pleb germs. You have to use a super cleaner. Mix half a gallon of bleach with a quart of ammonia. Then clean your entire house.
>>695130275
But then I would have to do work....
Also what kind of beer?
>>695130304
I hope so. You have my best wishes.
>>695129909
Sick cunt
>>695129904
it kinda does.
>>695130025
I don't always want beer shits the next day.
>>695130439
thank you
I know what I'm getting into, anyway
>>695130463
Nope. And that one doesn't have any ass either. That is all pushing it up.
Yesterday I was sitting around talking and watching this girl that was wearing daisy dukes and had literally half her ass hanging out. Not flabby either, nice and plump.
>>695130578
That is called alcohol that does that.
>>695130631
I hope so. But I know how easy it is to deceive yourself.
>>695130439
Yes, but you'll do work that will help your dear old fool. It's a Magic Hat no.9. Also you can look at all my babies up close and even hold my dear sweet Gregor and Joseph.
>>695130275
Only if I can make the web
>>695128661
oh sheesh
this is coming from a man who is drinking a tree
>>695130834
I think you want the d babe
>>695130948
Sure, but it's already got a nice thick bedding all along the bottom.
>>695131126
I need the web.
>>695130631
You say that now, but wait until you're waking up in an ice-tub with a hastily stitched-up wound on your side.
All I'm saying is if Izzy is actually an underground black market organ harvester, don't say I didn't warn you.
>>695130887
But that beer....no....
Also, I realize that I used to play with tarantulas when I was young, and sleep with boas around my neck. But spiders don't feel right to me anymore. Give me a snake any day. One that isn't connected to a man anyway.
>>695131052
Well yeah, it has all my good pics on it. Gotta keep that drive safe, nigga.
magic hat no 9 made me want to vomit
>>695130834
if it blows up, blows up, and as subby told me at least it'll be spectacular
and if it doesn't then I'll be the happiest man alive
>>695130967
no it's a berry from a tree jeez
>>695131233
sh-she doesn't SOUND like an organ harvester
>>695130834
>>695131233
I'd fuck the side wound just sayin
>>695131327
Rename all your drives to "Child Porn" so they don't know which one is the real one.
>>695131224
I got the perfect web.
>>695131327
Is trash? Sure, I don't drink that beer though. If I do drink beer I drink Kirin Ichiban.
Gregor and Joseph aren't tarantulas. They're my hissing roaches.
>>695131627
Its not big enough
>>695131416
My brother drinks it, so I got it for when he comes over. I only have one more, and it's pretty old. Almost a year old.
>>695131823
I hope he enjoys it then, cuz someone has to
>>695131416
You could end up dead. Or a shallow shell of your former self that ends up getting a pair of tattoos drawn by the bitch because even though it ended up poorly you still have to pretend you enjoyed the outcome and are remembering the good times.
I think I went off onto a tangent.
>>695131465
I like butts....
>>695131484
But I have no child porn.
The only thing that I enjoy being 12 years old is my scotch.
>>695131627
Kirin is actually pretty good. I also distribute that one. Had a deal of a buy 1 get 1 free going, so I bought some. Quite enjoyed it.
And hell no, those are always no go for me.
>>695131921
If somebody can drink Fat Tire, somebody can drink anything. And then you got all those fucking sour beers. Shit is disgusting.
>>695131416
And you don't sound like a terrorist but France learned that the hard way, didn't they?
>>695131484
>I'd fuck the side wound just sayin
Any hole is a goal
>Rename all your drives to "Child Porn" so they don't know which one is the real one.
pic related, specifically bottom left corner
RIP MadThad
>>695131796
You can put more webbing down if you need it.
>>695131955
My roaches are so cuddly though. Kirin and Guiness are the only ones I can really stand.
>>695131921
He likes a lot of dumb shit.
>>695132185
That ass has potential.
>>695132271
I'll take your word for it.
And my man. Guinness is delicious as fuck.
>>695131955
dunno whose story that is but I don't think it's mine.
>>695132105
I like fat tire, though
>>695132163
hmmm
>>695132271
who doesn't honestly
>>695132574
Yeah..that story...
And I will try not to hold that against you....
>>695132574
I drink a lot of water and tea. I don't think that's dumb.
>>695132488
Yeah, it's pretty good. Like liquid bread.
>>695132574
all I am saying is maybe you should invest in a KidneyBlocker 2000
>>695131416
that is hardly the same thing avery
its a tree clearly
>>695132896
Like liquid chocolate.
Belhaven also makes a really good black stout.
Man do I sure love me some spider erp
312 and red stripe are my favorites though
>>695132765
I won't ask
did you know that they have 0 good beers in france? not a one.
>>695132896
no, it's not
>>695133102
omg kaldis pls
>>695133134
I don't drink hardly anymore. So I'll never find out. Aren't my little roaches so cuddly?
>>695132271
I suppose I can accept that
>>695133265
312 wheat? 312 pale has been discontinued in my area. But come on, I mean france a very niche specialty, and beer is not part of it.
And yeah, that story is mine.
>>695133306
I don't get wasted but I still drink. And if you insist, my friend. I won't argue with you on them.
More porn
>>695128245
>SMOOCH
kk im going to sleep
nite babes
also mandy for christ's sake it's 2016, webm is a thing
>>695133958
Good night.
Also, I refuse to update my folders, but this is for you.
>>695133265
please what?
this is a matter of life or death you know
>>695133265
Well good. Yes.
>>695133219
*sexually cannibalizes you after you put your palpus in my epigyne*
>>695133543
Heheheh, lemme warm up them palpal bulbs.
>>695133597
I don't drink because I usually will not stop until I'm drunk. I do insist, and you should hold them.
>no porn
Well then
>>695133597
omg I said I wouldn't ask
post tattoo since you said, though
and yeah my alcohol experience in france was very limited since I know nothing about wine
at least germany wasn't wasted on me
>>695133818
you're a doll
>>695134151
please
kiss me
>>695134361
very wise fluid choices
>>695133958
night darling
>>695134568
nice pic
>>695134361
Please, I'm not ready for this kind of relationship
Fuck I need some coasters. Condensation all over my desk.
How do you like your buttholes?
>>695134671
I also drink unleaded gasoline. But that's just because I like the taste.
>>695134361
My copulatory pore remains closed.
>>695134671
Snuggle me, bby.
I have yet to get into a match without someone not hacking FFS
>>695134671
As much as I would love to, you are 5,5 hours away friendo
>>695134814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18BAnUUzh5B
>>695134790
Of course that was just a joke. Sexual cannibalization among spiders is more myth than legend, with it only really being practiced by a few species, mainly in the Latrodectus family, and even then, only about 60-65% of the time. Aren't spiders fun?
>>695134902
Okay okay, whatever you say, bb.
>>695134361
I refuse.
>>695134671
This. On my shoulders. Sun is on the right, moon on the left.
Germany is all about the beer. And Scotland. And Ireland.
>>695135401
Hold them anyways. Then you can tell all your friends that you held some adorable cuddly little roaches. Look at them, they're SO CUTE! asgfd
>>695135022
>>695135256
well obviously not a REAL kiss
an e-kiss will do
>>695135401
celtic sun and moon? well at least they're not TOO personal, like a name or something. I like them
yeah I was too young to drink when I went to england and scotland, which was a damn shame
One of my friends is a kindergarten teacher, and she wants me to bring Eric into her class later in the year after she teaches the little children to sit how to sit in a room and not just freak the hell out all the time.
My God put your backs into it! There are VIPs in there for fucks sake.
>>695136028
Either Eric or my roaches that is. Probably Eric though, cause the roaches are sort of prissy while Eric is hella relaxed.
>>695136028
Good luck with that. Kids can be pains.
>>695135667
Yo dawg, ima let you finish and all, but clip and clean those muthafuckin nails homie.
>>695136022
oc?
>>695135667
We have a differing opinion on what cute is.
>>695135916
Well I mean, they do have considerable sentimental value. There is no way I could ever convince myself they aren't about her. But I could convince others.
They came out really well. The tattoo artist I go to is amazing. I want to get half sleeves, have like a waterfall kind of oriented one on the moon arm and a sunny meadow or something on the sun arm.
Stop obeying the law.
>>695136022
Stop trying to tempt me.
>>695136407
yeah its me
>>695136388
well excuse him for knowing when to replace the dirt in the tanks
>>695136514
feet pics?
>>695136514
Smoof legs
>>695136514
dump?
>>695135667
>Gregor
I get that reference
>>695136514
I would ravage you. Share more pics if you have em
>>695135916
I actually dont have one
so this will have to do for now sorry
>>695136022
Hot but your bed frame looks like a prison bed
>>695136388
You think you can put handfuls of substrate down onto the bottom of a terrarium and not get dirt under your nails? Also this picture was taken months ago when I first got my them.
>>695136386
Yeah, I know. The rule that she said, and that I immediately agreed to because I don't no smelly kids hurting my babies, is whichever one I bring, they have to stay in the cage. Also I have can't wear any of my depressing shirts.
>>695136476
And my opinion is cute. They're like cats.
>>695136762
Hooray! And what about Joseph?
>>695136898
I don't get that one
>>695136476
I think sleeves and half-sleeves are sick, although they're a bit too permanent for me
oh I stopped obeying that particular law about a year after that
>>695136809
I finished watching melee at evo
then I watched an entire movie with my family
and street fighter has barely fucking started?
>>695136855
its for handcuffs obviously
>>695137071
Joseph K, from The Trial.
>>695136898
I don't like cats.
>>695137071
Well stop failing then, not badger!
>>695137090
So are scars. Everything is permanent, my friend. Why not wear it all with pride?
Good man.
>>695137090
(>^_^)> ~<3
yes I am julian
>>695137173
Man I've got such a hardon for thigh highs
>>695137173
It's all fun and games until the fire department has to come to your house while you're wearing an enormous buttplug and your bf needs to explain what happened as you lay there.
Well I wasn't gonna ask you HERE, thought you could carry on for awhile.
>>695137193
I never read that one. I did read The Stranger which I enjoyed very much
WHEN'S MY TRIAL
>>695137095
subby I am soliciting kisses and you're on the list
>>695137173
p-post more
>>695137352
^~^
>>695137340
:o I live in az.
>>695137340
But, I mean, they're still cute. You can't not look at a little kitten and be like, there's no way I'm not picking that thing up and cuddling the fuck out of it.
>>695137506
It's a fantastic book. Kafka and Camus are my two favorite authors.
>>695137548
It's going on right now. It's been going on everyday since your birth.
>>695137575
Here you go.
>>695136898
Those are pretty fair rules though.
>>695137340
it's hard to find something to be proud of having on my skin forever, is all
at least for me
>>695137723
thanks lovely
>>695137721
I deserve to go to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!
>>695137721
You have voiced that opinion loud and clear
