Waifu claiming thread.
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>>695082020
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Cheshire claimed
Kyouko claimed.
>>695097465
faggot your threads are shit
>>695097588
And so are yours
WE SHOULD ALL JUST KILL OURSELVES YOU FIRST
The usual usual.
>>695097607
>>695097703
Ok faceless mad shitposter.
Waifu Juvia
>>695097723
>usual rattles
>>695097703
And so are yours
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>695097723
Can't order a happy meal at the bank
>>695097465
Is this from anything, or is it just some genderbender human furry stuff?
>>695097742
>for Ran
Rory-sama claimed
>>695097465
Kafuka claimed
>>695097607
Find a good thread on /b/.
>>695097733
Claimed
>>695097465
Ey you never answered me
who called my waifu shit
>>695097855
Monster Girl Encyclopedia
>>695097919
Sorry, I'm a bit drowsy.
Whats the question again?
![Syndra [135].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8lrwh4.jpg "Syndra [135].jpg")
>>695097839
>STILL no number in the title
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPR48Zcyw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRQkWAITes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwTPl8Tf7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
Professor Oak claimed
>>695098221
#2 we should all kill ourselves edition
>>695098238
He gives me wood
>>695097839
>>695097807
>Rattle rattle
>>695097849
Can and will.
What toy is in my happy meal, i wonder?
Claimed.
>>695096969
There's actually another thing that can affect your dreams. What I mean is an outside being (physically) can have an impact on it. To sum it all up, don't linger on that.
>>695097043
Pokémon Go, it's everywhere now, stories about it are starting to pop up too. Play Pokemon myself, but not a fan of that one. Looks fun, very actually, just no for me.
>>695098431
A dragon dildo
>>695098431
I'm drunk let's fuck
>>695098125
Do you want to commission an ohayou of your waifu?
I do it totally free but you gotta wait your turn
>>695097795
Guten abend.
>>695098564
Down. Show me what you got baby.
>>695098459
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is.
>>695098620
Okay, sure. Thanks in advance
>>695098080
Your waifu isn't shit, no ones is!
>>695098238
Thats strong. That's a strong waifu m8
>>695098459
I love it because it causes people to be adventurers, even to their own detriment. It's ok by itself but it really shines when you're doing it with friends, but its not for everyone, to each their own!
>>695098777
OH SHIT
>>695097872
Oh well, call it whatever you want
It doesn't bother me
>>695098125
So like Cowgirl
>My Genji game is strong
>>695098740
Boa noite! Como estás?
>>695098777
Trips confirm lewd acts between Shizuru and Spike.
>>695098777
>>695098905
Exactry like Holstaur
Except mine is kitty
>>695098777
>>695097795
Hello Homu, what ya up to?
My friend flashed me his dick when he was drunk :(
>>695098217
Heyo.
>>695098358
>
evening needs
kitty cream is here
blake claimed
>>695098459
I highly doubt an outside force did anything to make the first dream happen at the least. The third I suppose could be plausible though.
Ya, I'm just gunna go take a shower and try to push them all aside.
>>695099184
That's one long cat.
>>695099030
Jeez, fucking another girl before we even start?
>>695098869
>When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
That's not fair, that was so fucking smooth man, mad props.
>>695098564
Who wouldn't fuck spike?
>>695099184
>>695099281
Hey there, how are you lewd cat?
>>695099273
Cute.
Medal of Honor
Frontrips edition
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
>>695099378
>>695099419
>>695099281
Kitty
>>695099417
Dishonor
>>695099395
pretty good. just delivered ama's tribute so im feeling pretty lewd still
how are you famalam?
>>695099504
hey you, whats good?
>>695099379
Meant to respond to >>695098861
>>695098956
>
>>695099417
Not this time.
![Syndra [141].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yd90KxB.jpg "Syndra [141].jpg")
>>695099273
Fire.
>>695099263
you showed a bunch of strangers online your dick :^)
roll
>>695099281
can i pet the cat?
>>695099593
wew
>>695099504
Forgive me
>>695099391
>not Rolf
0/10
>Mfw as Genji I wipe the team and push the objective halfway across the map solo, in overtime, twice and don't get PoTG
>>695099593
kek'd.
>>695099575
>just delivered ama's tribute
Wew, I want to see that.
I'm doing good, thanks for asking.
>>695098869
o ok my mistake
>>695099417
Nice try man. Hows things?
>>695099231
Just chilling now that I'm finally alone, not doing much worth mentioning. What about you?
>>695099593
Nice.
>>695099724
you can pet me, nyaa~
>>695099593
That's better. Lol
Saber claim
>>695099281
>Pets
>>695099395
So how's going at your place, Kyouko?
>>695099682
Fire?
>>695099724
It wasn't even my dick :^D
roll
Going for a cat nap
See you guys later
>>695099811
sure thing, its pic related. not sure where he is rn tho, i was talking to him over telegram, i thought he was here with you guys
>>695100051
oooo nyaa~~~!
>>695099846
Oh, listening to Run-DMC's self titled album (one of my personal favorites), waiting for my dad to pick me up to go to the store.
>>695100106
It's nice and chill.
Last days have been nice weather wise, no more heat.
You?
>>695100162
See you later.
>>695099845
Grand and good, cheers for asking.
Just listening to some old game tunes and about to do some vidya.
How's yourself?
>>695100224
Wew, good stuff.
>>695100268
At work, getting slowly angrier at my oven. Trying to do the muffins but it keeps going out.
>>695100335
cumshot was very small because parents came home and i couldnt edge it to make more :^(
hate rushing these things
>>695098861
Ayy that's a freakin' win! I knew loads were playing it, just didn't expected them to be doing it frequently. I betting people who didn't know what Pokémon is are just playing it, because of the trend. I gove you a thumbs up for what happened!
>>695098869
Yeah, I can see it that way, though because of that it caused some accidents. I hope people become aware of the dangers of it, so as they can have fun while being safe. With friends it's even better, no arguments there!
>>695098945
Estoy bien, no mas disfrutando el thread.
Y tu?
>>695099575
Friendship
Purrr~
>>695100162
Bye
>>695099867
get naked
>>695100227
Same. I guess the wind visited you too. Glad to know.
Oh I'm just..probably going to open up a bottle of wine soon. Wanted to have a different kind of alcohol this time so I'll just go with that.
>>695099417
One of these days
>>695100224
WEW
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>695100106
Don't get burned
>>695099854
good
>>695100224
wew only small cums
could i request one? :^)
>>695100144
was it really not though? :o
roll
Hello people.
>>695099417
Good game and a good attempt. How's it been?
>Best idol claimed
>>695100597
Sounds good, wine is always good.
>>695100472
Still nice, wew.
Maybe I'll request one :^)
>>695100224
Noice.
>>695100225
I don't even know him other than the name. I recall we were discussing Tyler when I left, do you want to go back to that?
>>695100488
A thread está bastante agradável. I'm doing pretty good, got home a while ago after a two day trip.
This is how Ive spent my morning.
>Rory-sama
I found a baby bird on my walk :3
>konata
>>695100494
<3 friendship *purrrrr*
>>695100633
>>695100825
>>695101010
small because my fucking mom came home in the middle of it and i had to rush it. usually i jerk off like 3 times, and right before im about to jizz, i stop and wait 10 minutes. after about 3 times you build up so much you shoot like 45 gallons
if you want requests, add me on telegram
https://telegram.me/kittycream
or shoot me an email at my tribute account
https://us-mg5.mail.yahoo.com/neo/launch?.rand=caq5vcfpq9bho
>>695100532
I'll try.
Shizuru doesn't have a whole lot of lewd pictures.
>>695101177
Cool, now just don't cum on it
>>695101267
So giving~
>>695100716
So you're like meaning that I'm playing with fire. Okay. But with what is it related?
>>695101010
>I guess these are enough 10s
White or red?
>>695101086
Cheese?
What did you prepare?
>>695100429
Ah I see
Quite unfortunate then, especially for the muffins.
Made some flapjacks meself a few hours back.
Always seem to overdo them though.
>>695100865
Good game indeed
Currently listening to the soundtrack, brings back good memories.
Doing good here anyway, cheers for the ask.
How's yourself?
>>695101430
Red, obviously.
>>695101086
Looks like parm
maybe for bruschetta?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>695101430
Right now?
Nothing.
Claimed
I hate how few hours are in a day, would fine if we didn't have to sleep.
How are you guys doing?
>>695101086
for what reason?
>>695101315
why is she showering with a towel on?
this is unrelated but i might have started a war
>>>/tv/72101288
>>695101795
To hide lewdness? I guess?
I don't know. I try not to logic too hard on these types of things.
>>695101084
Run-DMC is a trio from the 80's that I'd definitely recommend checking out if you're into old school.
>tyler
Oh, why not? I haven't been listening to him too much as of recent. Actually, gotta go to the store, but we will talk later, yes?
>>695097839
Sauce plz
>>695101903
Wrong link
>>>/tv/72100323
>>695102000
Sure.
>>695102000
Hey there Shiro, how have you been today?
>>695101975
Slip my dick down the butt slot
Dirty bitch is askin for it
>>695098905
Ryūjin no ken o kurae
A most respectable path. i would be a lot better if I had good aim but that applies to all heroes
You got both the achievements yet?
>>695102203
That hole is for looking, not penetrating.
Same with the rest of her holes, mind you.
>>695101084
Si, por un Domingo es bien.
Didn't you went to the beach? Enjoyed it?
Side note, you know Spanish? As Portuguese is somewhat similar with some words.
>>695101736
I'm doing very good. Same situation on my part too. How are you, a'pi?
>>695101430
Ive just shaved the cheese to make my life easier this week
>>695101648
Grana Padano for carbonara and caeser salads.
>>695101795
Work.
>>695102505
You always work
>>695101544
Good stuff man. It's a very touching OST I would say. For its time the game will always be spectacular. Operation Market Garden was the best thing to listen to when opening it up.
Glad to hear, don't mention it. Better, woke up to the water and gas for the oven/stove being cut off so that was something. Water has reappeared but not the gas. Could be worse.
>>695102424
For penetration!
unf unf unf
Stick my fingers, tongue and dick right in that fuck slot
>>695102505
I miss working italian for one reason
the food was good
>>695102616
#cheflife
>>695101267
whats your tribute email?
>>695102424
shizuru getting lewd? :o
>>695102486
Glad to hear you doing well, sweety!
I'm doing fine myself, thanks for asking. Just got done reading "The Arabs" and now I'm just relaxing. You up to anything?
>>695102819
Eggs and bacon? Got anything else to sprucen that up?
>>695102873
its in the post you replied to
https://us-mg5.mail.yahoo.com/neo/launch?.rand=caq5vcfpq9bho
>>695101975
why hide the best parts?
>>695102371
I have neither
his are the hardest to get
>>695102505
I meant what are you making
>>695102819
why does it look like you never take a brick to that flattop?
>>695102873
Only a little.
>>695102738
>not
Not for penetration.
>>695103037
Gotta keep it PG or something. Or at least dodge the censorship police. Japan.
>>695102970
Some roasted Juden
>>695103037
Nothing. Just doing prep so Im not stuck when I get busy
>>695103038
It goes black in minutes but I get it silver every afternoon.
>>695102486
Went to the beach and was sleeping at a house in the middle of the woods. It was really comfy and a nice experience overall, I enjoyed that place a lot more than the beach.
I can't speak Spanish but I understand most of it clearly. Portuguese people and Spaniards can communicate with each other this way.
Once in a while you will meet a Spanish that refuses to talk with you if you don't speak Spanish to him, even when he can obviously understand what you say.
>>695103184
H-holy shit, I never th-thougt I'd see Shizuru l-lewds...
>>695103184
Quit fighting and get in my bed already
>>695103325
I'm pretty sure nothing is supposed to look like charcoal
>>695103325
Ach, guten meine comerade. Deutchland uber alles!
Make sure to serve the roasted juden with some executed commies, they really go good together.
>>695103037
Kidding me? Have you seen "the floor is lava"? That one's hard to get
His are the easiest to get, especially on low levels. Slice and dice is really easy if you have another initiation like Zarya or Mei ult but you can also do it solo
Their own worst enemy is harder but still not that hard if you can deflect junkrat or bastion fire
You'll get them in time
>>695103004
that just takes me to my own email
>>695103184
that's a bit more than a little
>>695103642
HIDE YOUR EYES YOKO
>>695103803
THAT PIC GIVES ME FUCKING CANCER.
I WISH I DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST RATHER THAN SEE THAT SHIIIIIIT!
>>695103989
well thats fucking gay, fuck yahoo
[email protected]
>>695101592
Well...cheers then~
>
>>695101729
Oh, alright.
>>695102505
Worth it.
Please tell me that for carbonara, you don't cook the eggs completely.
>>695103803
eeyyyyy i see that sword you got there, that doesnt belong to you
>>695104337
Cheers qt, enjoy.
>>695104337
People complained when we egg'd it so we had to stop. Or I would be yolk only.
>>695103989
Damn it Sachii, that's not going to help me now!
>>695103642
>>695103989
alright alright i'll stop
>because i'm out
>>695103655
Am i?
She's mine!
>>695104618
I must offer you a beer once in my life.
>>695104779
It's kinda sad when you have to change the original recipe because customers doesn't like it.
Anyway, I'm glad to know. Even Italians cook the eggs in the wrong way.
>>695104220
thanks
sent :3
>>695104860
i know what you mean :^)
>>695104919
your out?
>>695103325
Probably a good idea then
and that picture reminds me why I hate eating out
>>695103803
I'm not MLG
besides, i don't care about achievments
I did get Reindhart's though blocking 8000 damage in one life proved to be more difficult than it seemed
>>695102970
No problem cielo.
How do overall rate the book? What do you do when relaxing?
Had a plan to go over my cousin' house to play some games with, like in the old days. But got cancelled due to being called in by work. So right now just music and the thread, might work on the drawing soon.
>>695103327
Very happy to hear that. I haven't had an experience like that in long time. Did you get anything from the trip?
I can understand Portuguese(took a class on it), though the way I pronounce my words are similar to that of Spanish. It's a mix up. Spanish and Mexicans seems to not want to communicate with anyone else except their own. And sometimes have a hubris nature about it, which I don't know why. Oh well, I guess.
You know who is a Dickson
>>695102677
>Operation Market Garden was the best thing to listen to when opening it up.
Couldn't agree more.Listening to it now is creating a strange but wonderful feeling. Could never forget this tune or the others from the game.
Yikes, sounds a tad bit grim. Hope your gas kicks back into action soon.
>>695105189
what the fuck is that image
>>695105531
Show me your kitty titties
>>695105189
i am out of lewds. Basically.
More or less.
Approximately.
Best waifu
Hi.
>>695104013
Your autism is showing
Have another
>>695104367
You're the first one to notice it, aside from Saber of course
>>695105261
>Besides, i don't care about achievments
But you get those sick sprays man
>I did get Reindhart's though blocking 8000 damage in one life proved to be more difficult than it seemed
Yea it doesn't sound like much but it's 4 full barriers and usually shit goes down after one is destroyed
>>695105319
I rate the book a solid 9.4/10. My only critisism is that there seemed to be several unsupported statements regarding public opinion for one or two controversial events regarding Sadat and his peace with Israel. Other than that, it is extremely well written and very informative.
When I relax, I mainly listen to some waltzes and write. But in this case, I'm on /waifu/ more than Im writing.
Shame that yourplans got spoiled... hope it wasn't too bad.
>>695106196
Nope
>>695106008
Are you sure? Because I am currently going through multiple image galleries, and am finding a just a few more lewds than what you're providing us with!
>Don't get me started with the piss one I found.
>>695104779
>>695106367
I get sprays in every lootbox
>every
>fucking
>one
>>695105531
what isn't it?
>>695106008
oh alright
bikini's now?
>>695106520
piss one you say?
>>695106657
so i mean what the fuck am i looking at, wtf is this lmao
>>695106520
I was seriously, almost. Do tell. Just a link works if you don't want to spam.
>>695106657
Sure.
>>695106367
STAND STILL SO I CAN PEEL THAT SEXY SKIN TIGHT SUIT OFF OF YOUR TINY FRAME. NEXT YOU WILL BE FORCED TO YOUR KNEES SO THAT YOU ARE FACE TO FACE WITH MY 20" ANUS DESTROYER. AFTER FEELING MY SPERM SPRINKLER BURST INTO YOUR STOMACH, YOU WILL LAY DOWN AND SPREAD THAT CUNNY.
cont¿
>>695105261
To me, the words
'I trained in Italy'
Roughly equate to
'I know how to complain to the right people while never asking for help and doing everythibg wrong anyway'
>>695106534
That pic is Hanako related
>>695105261
Why, this cheese keeps forever.
>>695105458
The soft harmonizing just sends chills down your spine. The others well were made also but something about that one is special.
>You are about to embark upon the great crusade, towards which we have striven these many months.
Scratch that, the whole game is special. Appreciated, got a guy coming tomorrow so we'll see.
What a lewd thread
>A man entered a joke contest
>He decided to enter some puns, ten of them
>When he went to check the winning jokes to see if one of his 10 puns won
>He found no pun in ten did.
>>695106539
There's certain sprays you can't get with loot boxes
>every
>fucking
>one
Well yea because lootboxes work like that
Because of it's RNG you'll have a certain chance to get an item of a varying degree of rarity. Because common is the easiest to get and all sprays are common rarity you have a much higher chance of getting sprays than anything else. Just wait until you've hit level 200 and get nothing but duplicates every fucking box like me. I've barely gotten anything new in 15 levels
>tfw I got 2 legendary skins in one loot box once and they were both fucking shit
>>695106865
Wow, you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic
>>695107332
At least it wasn't a Rory pun.
>>695107332
What a punny joke. Ill need a suppositrory to get through that one.
>>695107694
>I spoke too soon
>>695107332
I'm a sucker for puns and that one literally killed me!
Good on you!
>>695106657
>>695106826
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1169127
>>695107332
Good one.
What's a waifu?
>>695108090
Oh my. Neat.
>Going to go horde pictures. Semi AFK
>>695106770
a pic with everyones waifu?
>>695106826
yay
>>695108090
saved
>>695106252
Hallo!
>>695106391
I like see other people's reviews on things, gives an insight to their minds, and opinions. Though books detailing things in history are mixed with usually biased opinions. It's up to the reader.
Waltzes is that a composer?
Writing is okay with me, haven't need to use it in a long while. Plus have sloppy writing skills.
Nah, it's quite alright really, there's always next week.
>>695107332
Nice one.
>>695108252
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu
Can I pick Hitler?
All waifu's are now belong to me.
