Best of 4chan (the other thread got deleted)
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sadly can't post anything right now, but will in a few
>>695066268
Thanks, /b/ro
are there like like 2-3 fags posting shit here?
the anon who got caught and ran away
>>695066940
I've seen some shit crops in my day, but this has to be the shittiest of all shit crops in history. Why the fuck are the replies ABOVE the post they're replying to? Who goes out of their way to make this garbage?
>>695068847
Weebs
>>695065313
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>695069315
what the fuck do you want?
anyone got the one where anon saves a blind girl from tardsand get into a relationship? part 1 to pic related
>>695068473
Oh shit, I remembered that.
>>695068142
oh shit fucking keked
someone post the elisa story again, didn't read it in time
>>695070708
http://4archive.org/board/x/thread/16992093
>>695070376
Oh, my heart.
>>695070376
had all his previous screen caps on my old drive but it died unfortunately, if anyone could dump them it would be very much appreciated!
>>695072771
Oh sweet fucking christ
>>695067306
Best shit I ever read
>>695073239
3meta5me
does anyone have the screencap of anon telling the story of since his gf broke up with he has been bettering himself and now secretly hopes that he will never meet her because he is afraid that he got so much better than her?
>>695067568
Oh fuck man, that's the guy from Hotline Miami coming to fuck him up
Anyone have the greentext about a certain Subway sandwich? I thought I saved it but I can't find it :/
>>695072522
>>695072771
nah, different. i remember him mentioning his gun, he passed it to her, and she could feel the lettering on it
>>695075294
also, kept comparing her to an anime character
>>695065656
Need more details. Interesting.
>>695074058
Is it weird that I actually got hard reading this?
>>695075939
My dick could not be more diamond
Does anyone have the thread with macheteguy in Canacos, Venezuela?
Thread was from last night.
>>695076634
nice thumbnail
>>695070376
I got it anon.
>>695065313
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
>>695077676
Jokes on you, my mother is already dead
you lose, i still lose
Got some fresh shit.
>>695077537
this. thank you kindly, friendo.
>>695067865
Oh my days. Does someone have the original shot of the the article?
>>695066200
Kek for sure, but not alpha
>>695067522
so wait, native american women get cupcakes for free?
Does anyone have the old one of the guy playing an online tabletop style game where he didnt know what the types did so he became a fist-fighter that had the basic type and he got fucked over by the community, but later found a friend in the woods and survived attacks from mods until he got revenge by storing up infinite points or whatever the fuck to break through a town protection barrier?
>>695082707
I would trade half a continent for free cupcakes anyday, these indians really knew what they were doing.
>>695076718
>"God Damn it, Anon"
>>695080593
Sweetest thing Ive read in a long time anon. Thanks for sharing it
>>695082781
That would be the Ballad of Edgardo:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26565579/
>>695067568
That looks like the railing to me.
>>695083848
Thanks m8, I never would have guessed fucking edgardo
You've done your good deed for the day. As long as you do not commit bad deeds, your karma shall be boosted by 1 point, with a multiplier formed from your stacked days
>>695084285
Aw shiet nigga i gotta shit
>>695067306
Never read this... all praise be to the geese.
>>695068059
woa wtf? is there more to this thread or was that the end?
>>695085091
I just spent the whole day cleaning out my room and kitche, fuck that shit
A classic
Anyone have that greentext where the guy bullies a girl after he sees her pee for years, she almost kills him and then they get married?
>>695067568
do you know how this story continued?
>>695070608
pretty good brah
>>695088319
I saw it last thread, didn't save it sorry
>>695070608
Long, but worth it.
this one too
>>695065895
>>695090265
it just sounds believable enough that it might have happened
I sometimes have to flush twice
>>695090265
>>695092247
I worked on one of those ships and I've actually heard a similar story (from the cleaning lady's perspective).
>>695073613
top kek
>>695072771
no fucking way
>>695065656
Checked
>>695077061
>>Implying the Syrian rebels are terrorists
you...you actually think that the Syrian rebels, the ones who are against Assad, are "terrorists"?
It's a good thing that whole story is bullshit because otherwise it would mean that /pol/ helped Russia bomb the guys who are trying to get democracy away from that fucking asshole Assad and are also fighting fucking ISIS.
Fucking ignorant Americunts, jesus fucking christ.
mfw
>>695075580
this is beautiful, even if it's loaded with misspellings
>>695070608
nigga... wow
>>695072771
>movie
>shes blind
Yeah this happened, totally, there's no way she would have said, 100% real.
>>695095929
I noticed that too but did not question it
>>695095635
Cant mossad the assad. His dad hafez was a badass too.
>>695095635
>sandnigger with a gun
>not a terrorist
pick one
>>695065313
contributing and requesting long ones
1/4
>>695098063
>>695098141
>>695098258
fuck i was looking for this
thank anon
>>695098330
extra / (5?)
>>695098389
no problem
>mfw this story ripped my fucking heart out
>>695070428
>remembered
Anyone have macheteman's story from yesterday night
>>695096522
you're a dumbass americunt
>>695092247
Pretty much this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SBUjDTSWc
>>695077537
im sad now. i want a nice, innocent blind gf.
>>695086871
>artificial foods with no exit strategy
I just had to explain to my family why I just laughed so fucking loud in a room where nothing is going on. Thanks for that.
>>695070608
I actually read it omg best story ever
>>695070608
I disliked the end, but it works as a legit believable continuation of your average overexaggerated shitstory
>>695098063
>>695098141
>>695098258
>>695098330
>>695098457
I ain't reading this shit, ain't nobody got time for that
pizzappacalypse
>>695100277
your fucking loss man...
also checke'd
>>695100345
some nigger getting paid by DiGiornio to come up with some sad fucking advertising for them
>>695096923
>you the nigga
goddamnit my sides
>>695086127
>2013
>classic
pick one, dipshit
>>695101125
is having been on this site your greatest or your only accomplishment?
>>695101985
never said that at all. only been here for a couple years. just saying 2013 and up are not classics
>>695102307
2013 was significantly better than the last 3 years combined. In fact it was the last year before shitposting became an actual problem.
>>695102880
You... you posted this from a chromebook?
also, what the fuck did i just read?
>>695103669
R9k brotha, it's like b without the Summerfags and is 99% kissless virgins
>>695104116
but you're still on a chromebook. fucking nigger
>>695105554
I wasn't the dude that was posting. I even got the boards wrong
>>695090131
>>695070608
long but worth it... nearly burst out in tears
>>695098389
been depressed for like 2 weeks straight and developed an healthy intrest for lolita girls
man life fucking sucks
>>695067343
Worth the read
>>695068473
I don't know why, but when I saw this I just starting pushing at the air in front of me while giggling like a retard.
>>695105554
look at the file name >>695102880
he took a screenshot and posted it, he's using a chromebook
>>695098063
>>695098141
>>695098258
>>695098330
holy shit.. feel a lot heavier than usual right now..
>>695106331
Source?
>>695108820
Roll
>>695068575
I remember this shit lol
>>695073150
fokin saved
>>695069315
>______________¶___
>|You are a retard ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>695069506
Everyday arguments on 4chan
>>695111453
THANK YOU! my version was fucking cut off... pic related
>>695098457
I remember reading the Elisa story but not the /b/ reaction part
Too bad they couldn't find the rapist.
>>695066707
not funny
>>695095635
It's amazing how arrogant europoors are. Despite all of the different people from different countries that were in that thread, you decide to act like it was solely Americans.
>>695102812
>In fact it was the last year before shitposting became an actual problem.
Oh my fucking sides
