Claim your waifu be gay or don't idc
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Claim your waifu
be gay
or don't idc
end my existence
>>694985313
I have telegram for both
I did steal mizore with trips, but any other reason?
>>694985644
You wouldn't be spying on me for lewd reasons, would you?
>>694985425
One on the left is an ME-262 and the other is a Fokerwolf-190 I don't know which version though there's like five, I really like planes, but I'm more into tanks.
Tell your dad that he's awesome!
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>694969932
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>694986018
/thread
![Kirino [283].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PWcQyGi.jpg "Kirino [283].jpg")
Oh good are we going to multi thread again?
Because if we are kill yourself
>>694984859
I live hundreds of kms away from the great Lakes ;-;
The nearest state I can go to is either New Jersey or New York
>>694985313
kek,it's been too long since I drank~
What are you playing?
>>694985644
It'll turn more and more ton the drunk side
>>694984796
Boss~
How ya been?
>>694984877
My soul drops further and further every time I hear that, or see that.
Pretty good, woke up much later than expected so not a whole lot got done today but that's fine. How about yourself?
>Best idol claimed
>>694984796 (Cross-thread)
after im done doing your cheeky little tribute tomorrow ill consider buying another figure and doing it. when i was shopping for that Iowa one i think i saw yours, since its from the same game. ill have to check tho
>>694984859 (Cross-thread)
>that often
i do them in groups. ill usually give a whole day to this kind of shit then have enough pics/videos to last me a couple of threads. i usually delete after i post them, out of shame and the fact i dont want anyone IRL seeing them
>who for
ama here. asked me earlier, mostly as a joke but im doing it anyway :^)
>>694985108 (Cross-thread)
>find me outside
you can request it right now. ill just save it for when i do them tomorrow. are you a regular poster here? i didnt see you claim anyone. are you a random?
>>694985078 (Cross-thread)
added
BLAKE CLAIMED
i guess we in this imposter thread now
>>694985921
In the other thread I posted this. He made a whole heap of planes and ships when he was younger. His pride is a Tirpitz that I cant find the key for.
>Rory-sama claimed
Mami claimed.
>>694985288
>>694985599
Which one of you am I supposed to believe?
Sawatari claimed
>>694986154
Just threadly reminder your cute
>>694986018
>rules
gay, nah
>>694986472
Is that a lancaster model? Quite a beauty!
>>694986472
Nice collection
Milliardo
>>694986170
Oh, well then I can't help you
>>694986428
Huh, is this a fetish for you?
Any other waifus on your list?
>>694986520
Sachii is pranking you fam. 4chan is blocked for Karen right now since he moved back to Saudi Arabia or something like that.
>>694986520
believe me
im not a memelord
>>694986673
your gay
RED Hot chili peppers Standing by
Im grillin burgers edition
still streaming anime all day long
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694986800
>fetish
yeah i guess you could call it that. i just always liked doing it
>list
just ama for now. gasai was the only one on mine yesterday which is why i got his done fast. i havent gotten any from tribute threads in a long time
>>694985767
>Claim your waifu
>Claim
The system has shifted attention from discussing your waifu to worrying about claiming your waifu first every thread, every now and then we have a problem with people claiming the same waifu, these shitstorm are not fixable they are inevitable with the current system. if waifus where public property and people discussed their waifus in solidarity this would all be fixed
>>694986922
Hey there Shino, what anime are you streaming?
Is it bad to want to work on your birthday because you don't want to deal with people?
>>694986428
No I'm not a regular and I'd rather not request it here and now. Is there another thread you often frequent?
>>694986837
u wish ;)
roll
>>694986152
>>694986800
Oh
That I don't know
>694985644
>sanae
Neither do I but I'm working on it. Easier since I work at a gym ;)
https://youtu.be/CuCWefGfvmw
>>694986405
Kek good~
At the cousin's place for birthday. Good times are being had. How late we talking about?
>>694986784
It is a dambuster, yep. He made a model of the modern HMAS Sydney and the Tirpitz that he spent months on.
>>694986788
Its my dads.
>>694987010
Hey, hey guy
Shut up no one cares it's business as usual and this is 4chan go fap to your loli
>>694987090
we are watching
The Fruit of grasaia
Its the one with Sachi's waifu in it.
Some girl just got blown up by a grenade.
>>694987124
well i dont really give out my steam to randoms for fear of doxxing and hacking, so i guess you can just hit up the email i only use for signing up to porn sites with
[email protected]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssMSqq2bPrU
>>694987234
I always was into stuff like that
>>694987391
Blake looks better without the bow. She should use a smaller one between her ears rather than hiding them.
>>694987234
How big are the models? Several months makes me think they are kind of big...
You into modeling much? Or is it only your dad's hobby?
>>694987374
Sounds hot. Hope I can see some of that action, I'll join in a few.
Claimed.
>>694986922
Shit fam, I can't believe I missed that one
Red states standing by
>>694986999
Glad you have fetishes you enjoy
>>694987090
Hey Mami
Probably going to grill up some more ribs soon, and thinking if marinading them in oyster sauce
>>694987227
It's a good messaging app
How sure are you that I'm the master?
>>694986829
I'm aware of the "Blocked in his country" bit, so this is believeable.
>>694986837
Sorry Sachii, you need to lurk more to know the patterns of your fellow waifus.
Claimed.
>>694986170
I'll wait for the results, don't worry I'm here all night.
>>694986517
Good evening!
>>694987119
I don't think so. Whatever really.
>>694987227
So you're future career is that?! You're throwing your life away comrade!
Why do you have those videos?
>>694987578
i like it, i think the bow is cute. but i do prefer her cat ears
>>694987718
3d = shit, go kys
>>694987718
liru is fucking great. i just wish the game was longer
>>694987779
lmao i have a lot i do. thats just one example
>>694986800
Kitty Cream is here to save the day~ He said I'm welcome in his state!
>>694986428
So I'll get 2 special pics~? <3
>>694986405
Tsunato~
I'm drunk, so you can guess my mood from there~
>>694986428
I can't wait for it! <3
Does that mean I might get 2 pics?
>>694987635
Id do it if I had the spare time, and the Tirpitz is about 40cm bow to stern. Fairly detailed.
>>694987554
Im into the history as much as the models.
>>694987813
what i REALLY want to know is who is impersonating Karen?
>>694988111
Yeah... that's a tough one
>>694987391
Alright. I'll send you my waifu's name later.
I'd prefer if you'd choose the pic yourself, is that okay with you?
>>694987923
well the just the simple tribute for tomorrow is a guarantee. the figure i would have to buy and ship from japan which isnt an issue but it takes time, so thats not 100% guaranteed
>>694987779
Hey there Fran, hav7ng angood day?
Oyster sauce is a nice choice. Going to balance out the briney taste? Or are you going to use it in your meal?
>>694987816
Evening, love! How has your day been? Hope it has been trating you well.
>>694988016
Very enjoyable hobby. I model different infantry batalians and armour. Your father have any model armour?
Pic related.
Inb4>>> no i didnt get a bike yet.
>>694986472
Lancaster, they're a bitch to take down in Warthunder.
>>694988111
Is it me? Am I the imposter?
>>694987813
Yo this karen. Whats up Fam? Not much here. Just Stomping Fags.
I hacked the saudia arabia interwebs so i can post.
I put a Jihad on their servers. IF you don't watch it I'll put a jihad on /waifu/
>>694986170
How long?
Oh no I'm at cousin's place for birthday
>>694987779
It is
99.9%
>>694987816
Kek no! Surgical tech homie! Or corpsman in navy. I looked it up actually for example~
DEATH TO AMERICA DESU
>>694987921
And others might be?
Aside for nekos?
>>694987923
But what would happen in Canada though?
>>694988256
The rub should provide some balance, but should I go with spicy or sweet?
I have used the spicy rub in some fries rice with oyster sauce in it, and it turned out pretty good
>>694988229
it turns out that email is a no-go, cant get into it. im going to make another one real quick and send it to you
[email protected]
and there you go
>>694988374
Megumin... you have trouble taking down lancasters? This is very telling of your abilities as a pilot....
>>694987816
Aren't you indecisive
bet you're great at decision making
>>694988016
I always though war was cooler before nukes
technology ruined the idea of making really big, cool guns
>>694988377
yes no maybe so
>>694988228
spike
>>694988463
>Intense Karen.jpg
not getting past me fam
>>694987227
I'm glad my pain brings you amusement :^)
That's nice though, making memories and having a good time. Enjoy yourself. 5:00 PM late and it's funny since I just said that doesn't happen usually yesterday.
>>694987923
Complete bliss~?
>>694988575
when im in the mood and home alone i choke myself while i jerk off. auto erotic asphyxiation its called.
thats the biggest thing, plus minor shit like neko you just mentioned
>>694988251
what is this from, if you'd be so kind
>>694988256
It's been wonderful. Gone out to see around a city, visited some stores. Overall enjoyed my day!
How about you, amor?
>>694988546
What if it is the .1%?
Medical careers best careers
>>694988821
Kinky
>>694988847
Did you know Google can reverse image search?
>>694988629
I think it is. I think I'm the imposter.
>>694988600
>>694988600
Yeah. I fucking suck at flying, as I said before, I am more of a tank-man than a pilot, lol.
>>694988251
I'll patiently wait or it~
Well, it's better than 0%~
>>694988546
Since abound 4 hours now~
Having fun I hope~
>>694988575
Canada would go to shit or something... I dunno
>>694988807
Exactly~ <3
What about yours?
>>694989000
trips confirm?
>>694988847
found it on http://danbooru.donmai.us/, dont know fam sorry
you can try reverse image searching to find a link to maybe the artist or something
>>694988974
lmao yep. none of my friends believe me which is the funniest part. more of it for me then~
>>694989048
since im still living with my mom ill have to see if shes not home at the time since we only have one printer in this house and its hers lmao
>>694989119
It was me the whole time!
>>694988629
Did you avoid the threads with different rules? what are you, gay?
>>694988575
Go with a sweet if you want to balance out the saltiness of the oysters, or go with a spicy for a bit of caijun-esque fire. Planning on making that fried rice as a side?
>>694988926
Glad you had a great time! Get anything at the stores, or just looking around?
My day has been an excellent day of reading. Haven't been able to sit back and read in while, so it was very enojoyable.
>>694989043
Oh, Im more of a pilot myself.
What tier are you?
>>694988463
Then tell me something only the real Karen would know.
>What kind of gets do we need to get you to post your lewds?
>>694989237
I'm gunna need to see some more sexy Blake.
The alternative sort of art where she's fit and really fucking hot.
>>694988546
Now that's my comrade!
No need for that lifestyle of sweaty singles and late nights.
>>694988608
I am, really. Maybe....
>>694989352
Quads
>>694989312
i never knew you were a prankster, Peter
>>694989323
u wot
>>694989415
i got something like pic related, if thats what you mean
>>694989516
I've never pulled a prank in my life. And my name isn't Peter.
>>694986999
>>694988111
>>694989000
Triple trips?
>>694989528
God damnit I fucking love that. Toned abs, thin waist, wide hips. Something to hold on to while you rail them on the dresser
>>694989335
For planes I'm only Tier 2, I think, and for tanks I'm tier 4. I'm a huge wehraboo, so I've only got Germans and a few Russians.
>>694989048
What could ruin Canada? It's Canada!
>>694989237
I don't understand the choking, but have fun!
>>694989335
I do like Cajun. Spicy it is!
>>694989739
Hey shiro, did you go in a run?
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>694989237
Eheh~ I'll have to wait then~
>>694989887
Trudeau is what could ruin it!
>>694989335
Just looked, planning to get a tablet, just that I'll hold on that 'til next month. Got some food and drinks that I normally can't get where I live, spent quite a lot. What books do you normally read?
I'm content too, that you enjoyed your time with them. It can be fun.
>>694989739
Hey there Shiro, what are you up to?
>>694989832
>wehraboo
Same. Love my germans to death. Almost completed tier 5 for my German planes, tier 4 in all other nations air force. Haven't really touched tanks at all.
>>694989887
Sounds delicious, I wish you best of luck in preparing it.
>>694989786
in that case, who steals whos waifu?
>>694989794
dont think i have anything else thats EXACTLY like that. i have some more curvy shit, but nothing buff
>>694989887
thanks man i will lmao
>>694990052
rollirino
>>694990062
youll have it by the end of tomorrow night. what times you think youll be on?
>>694989832
lean forward so we can see the magic lel
>>694990052
Those are all shit powers. I would rather just be me. I have the power to be an ass.
>>694988807
Oh you know you love it~
Bass is nice and loud. Homie, what time do you normally sleep?
>>694988974
But is it?
Hell yeah!
>>694989048
Kek Oh you~
I am~
>>694989436
Hell yeah homie! I dunno, having a nice body and making girls wet would be great from erotic dancing~
>>694989352
Quints
>>694989723
>I've never pulled a prank in my life.
oh my bad then
>And my name isn't Peter.
i'm just calling you Peter because you post Peter Lorre. that's all!
>>694990052
roll
>>694990296
https://niceme.me/
>>694988256
No, he wasnt into infantry or tanks as much.
>>694988608
I think the biggest guns were on the Yamato. Big old 18 inchers. I cant imagine the sound of that shot going off.
>>694989723
Its been a while. How is Eric?
>>694990315
Yes, I'm aware of why you're calling me that, but that isn't my name or what I am known by around here.
>>694990206
Probably by exact the same time~
I'll be on 24h from now on, lovely~
>>694990288
Eheh~ <3
That;s good!
>>694990062
Super liberal?
>>694990178
Thanks mami
Any plans for cooking for you?
>>694990288
There is a good chance of it, better than you might think.
Biomedical engineering for me. Going to help with robotic surgery
>>694990499
Eric is doing very well.
>>694990136
What kind of tablet are you planning on getting? I have a samsung note, and it doubles as both a tablet and a nice drawing program.
I have always read non-fiction histories throughout my whole life. Today, I was reading "The Arabs" by Eugene Rogan. Great read, highly reccomend it.
>>694990499
Shame, they look so cool when you set up a whole battlefield. I have a whole model of Bastogne set up in my attic.
>>694990206
The guy who gets quints.
>>694989887
Yes, but since it's been like five days since I last ran I barely got half a mile without feeling like I was about to puke.
>>694990178
Just got back from my run, nothing else. You?
>>694990790
i can only dream of quints
>>694990296
I'll admit, that was an easy one. But can you answer this next one? How many Kinnoza characters have yet to be claimed?
>>694989048
Content. A pretty nice night as always.
>>694990288
Shush it you!
Ah hell yeah, love the way it reverberates though your body. Honestly, I don't even know. Up as long as I can then crash for those specific amount of hours.
>>694990178
There is a HUGE Russian bias, especially when people take the low tier tanks into high tier matches, a 75mm KWK42 shell will regularly bounce off a T-34-57 on the side plates.
>>694990902
I can only dream of Genie.
>>694990720
Aircraft would be fairly hard to do though. Unless you suspend then from the ceiling. And then you need to somehow include ships.
>>694990671
And how are you? Any canvas work done lately?
>>694990660
None tonight, just had some hard boiled eggs for dinner. Might make a ham tomorrow, thinking of making a pineapple ham with cranberry sauce, thoughts?
>>694990811
Nothing here other than reading. The Arabian history is surprisingly entertaining to read about.
>>694988821
What are you using to choke yourself?
>Nonon claimed
>>694991039
spoop
>>694990660
Incredibly so!
>>694990902
You have Telegram?
>>694991005
That's good to hear~
>>694989436
I want to lick your face
>>694990499
Well there was the Gustav gun
but it wasn't fired much
>>694991098
a belt usually. i have several
>>694991163
fraid i dont actually even know what that is
>>694991045
Lilly Satou claimed.
>>694991045
Finished one, started another, but then fucked it all up while I was priming it. Now I have to wait for it to dry up before I can do anything.
>>694991157
Eric is adorable. I wish I could post sound webms here, I'd post the video of him walking.
>>694990288
That's the thing, you have to have that in order to obtain such things. Nothing wrong but the way they use you... It's messed up.....
Also... Look at this >>694988256
>>694990720
A Wacom Intous Pro. More for illustration purposes. I aslo have a Samsung Tablet, though not the high end one. Just a basic one.
Paranormal books are more my liking, non-fiction is second best. Read World War II books and Cold War. I be sure to add it to my collection to read. Thank you very much!
>>694991171
What?! Why?!
>>694991045
I use clear plastic stands for my Me262s over bastogne, works pretty well, and positioned behind some trees, you can hardly notice it.
Working on a battle of Jutland scene for some naval action, going to see if I can make it work. Hardest part is making a good looking ocean.
>>694991010
Never really saw any bias for aircraft beyond the yak-3p, that is a ufo...
I know what you mean about soviet armour though. Apparently there is a rng chance for a shell to bounce no matter how thick the armour is at a certain angle.
Not to mention SPAA is cancer...
>>694991010
>>694990811
Yeah, that's the part if why I never got really into running. You get back to couch potato really quick
>>694991094
Got to love cured ham
>>694991163
Socially? Might be bad
Economically? Is not that bad of a thing
>>694991331
Hey Mavis
>>694991279
It's a app that'd let us speak in private
Guess that won't happen~
>>694991279
Maybe I'll give it a try. Do you always choke yourself when you're fapping?
Lady oxxo claim
>>694990928
Only Alice is needed for the Kiniro crew to be completed now desu.
Claimed.
>>694991801
Here's an Alice.
>>694991833
yeah i'm sure she is an insufferable cunt.
>>694991171
Yeah, Yamato never got much engagement either. The Japanese were too attached to it, with it being so damn big it was used mainly for targeting emplacements on islands. It was taken out by bombers before it could engage another surface ship.
>>694991331
Sup worst vampire
>>694991449
At least one is done. How long does it normally take to dry?
>>694991538
I suggest looking at modelling clubs, seeing how they do things.
>>694990613
Hehe~
Hell yeah it is~ fam is all turnt and shit
>>694990660
How good?
Surgical technician life then corpsman
>>694991005
Make me~
Same here. It's an addiction. You that's not okay. You're fucking your circadian cycle up
>>694991098
Hello
>>694991472
I'll get there soon. I don't see what's so bad about getting girls a bit aroused. Is it the model thing?
>>694991907
AND WE DIE YOUNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>694991833
Wow I seriously hope she did one last chomp to kill it before she swallowed. That fucker would chew its way out of her stomach...
>>694991689
i mean, we could do that using several other services. if you want ill give it a try
>>694991761
no, most of the time its just a normal fap. just sometimes when bored and home alone. be careful though, never have the belt too tight. its common to actually die from this shit. usually have it kinda loose but having your body weight going down on it, so if you feel yourself about to pass out, you can lift up
>>694991472
Ooh, going to be drawing some high quality stuff, huh?
Are you a fan of historical fiction? If you are, you would really love "Ghost Fleet" by Peter Singer. It is all about a potential path to and outcome of a third world war. Serious stuff.
>>694992029
Good man.
>>694991472
I don't know
just cause
>>694991971
that was the problem with massive guns
they tend to be major targets and easy to hit
>>694991833
How many different diseases do you think she got from that?
Couldn't the live mouse just eat its way out?
>>694985767
Claaaaaaaaimed!!!!!
=^.^=
>>694992211
Talkin about my penis?
because it's true...
>>694992111
Thanks for the advice, I'll be careful.
>>694991673
his first statement as Prime Minister was that he was a feminist..
>>694992010
Exactly!~
>>694992111
I wouldn't mind <3
It's your choice now~
>>694991971
Yeah, probably the only way I'll make decent waves, and do the battle justice.
Not sure whether or not I want to model Jutland, or Gallipoli landings, which do you think would be better?
>>694991801
Good. Last question: What was the nickname you gave to the main cast before you left?
>>694992010
Quite so, nearly 100
Sounds fun man
>>694992473
The Fag Friends!
>>694992406
sure thing. proper way is to be in a sitting position, with your back against a wall or something, so you can easily get up if it gets too intense
>>694992448
sure ill make one right now, though i dont know how to use it so youll have to teach me senpai~
claimed
>>694991163
Glad to know you're enjoying your night as well.
>>694992010
I'll find something, one day!
Just makes you want to start moving, feels great. M8, mine has been fucked up for the past couple of weeks. Although I do get the hours they're just backwards. By the beginning of Aug I'll have no choice but to fix it.
>>694992473
Kinmosquad
Been slacking off lately because I'm getting bored of writing music. I have been drawing and doing beta shit like playing TF2 and other shit on Steam.
>>694992658
There,'s not much to teach~
Give me your username~
>>694992856
Eheh~ I am loving it so far!
>>694992761
Funny and original shitpost #133742069
>>694992856
Hey best idol! How you doing today?
>>694992984
Actually it's funny and original shitpost #694992761
>>694992877
Dubs Speaks the truth
>>694992963
That pic is loli as fuck
>>694992963
https://telegram.me/kittycream
hmu fam
>>694992877
Close, but still correct. You're real all right.
>>694993144
>didn't get the joke
>>694992010
I wouldn't feel comfortable, knowing I'm like a cheap whore for women's' pleasure. Plus I got to deal with crazy ones.
>>694992125
The one I have is currently around 1,029 pen pressure. The pro is 2,049 pen pressure. It would feel more like really drawing on paper.
Anything about WW3 is very interesting. I'll save the name of the book, to see if they have it at the book store. Danke again!
>>694992211
No, sorry. I spoken for....But thanks for the, offer?....
>>694993317
Oh yeah I missed the le leet weed sex joke fucking hilarious I just got memed on funny joke
>>694992963
Nice loli
>>694993279
I did that to my sister once
>>694992211
Yeah, the Japanese even put a metric fuckton of AA guns on the Yamato to defend it. Didnt do shit to divebombers.
>>694992468
As an Australian, Gallipoli. As a person more inclined to ships, Jutland.
>>694992963
>nice loli
>>694993319
Anytime, love! I think you will enjoy it.
>>694993629
thats lewd
and possibly illegal
>>694992448
Nevermind then. You guys are fucked
>>694993279
Got you!
>>694986141
How did no one notice? Im blind in my age.
>Rory-sama
>>694993910
lmao i see, message me there now if youd like fampai
>>694992963
Ha, that's even better! There's still a good bit of it left too~
>>694993006
Hi Blondie. I'm well, had a extremely lazy day, gotta get out there tomorrow. How about you?
>>694993821
We were both kids and she had a fine ass. Tasted great and now that I think about it, she loved it.
I probably contributed a lot to her being fucked up
p.s. that's a lie
She fucked herself up
>>694993782
It'll be a great read for sure, sweetheart!
What are you planning to do right now?
I'll be here probably all night working on this rough drawing.
>>694993754
The more I think about it, just imagine how epic the ANZAC marines storming the beaches under heavey artillary bombardment from persistant Ottoman defenders would look?
Then again, we have battlelines of German and British dreadnauts firing bloody hell upon their counterparts...
Hmm... cant go wrong either way.
>>694992500
Red Riding hood
Reporting in.
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>>694994086
hey maki, come to the empty class during the break, i got something to tell you :^)
>>694993319
You think you have a choice
>>694993754
war isn't cool anymore
some might say it's good for absolutely nothing
>>694994376
Red blood cells reporting in
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>>694985767
You sick ppl
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>>694994610
well which is it?
>>694994536
hmm got all biological on me.
Red Panda
Standing by
