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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>694866320
bump
did he died
>>694866320
look purty fake
>>694866875
Man I needed something
>>694866320
Fake thread?
>>694866320
>>694866965
Nice!
Pun intended
>>694866320
Looks like he just shot through the face. Possible he hit the front of his brain. Gotta aim back a little.
>>694866875
Yeah, it's from VHS 2
>>694866965
this is the only time it's okay to text and drive.
Bump
>>694866632
That was cool
>>694868286
Thread is dead abandon ship
>>694866320
Rekt so hard his shirt changed
>>694868409
kek
>>694868409
Holy shit
>>694868409
>>694867428
holy fuck is this bastion
>>694866632
thats fucking horrifying
>>694866720
he made it right bros?
>>694866632
Trying to prove your invincible gone wrong
>>694866811
>>694866965
I feel sorry for the car. looked nice
>>694866811
Looks fun
>>694869329
sooo, dead or not? looks kinda fun tbh.
>>694869329
Kek well done
>>694869663
Not dead. Probably dizzy as all hell though
>>694869861
now if you do that high....hmm.
>>694869378
the _pontiac_ looked nice? which car. cos right now, it seems like you're saying a saturn ion is a good car.
>>694869905
Shit will probably sober you up real quick. Now LSD or shrooms....
>>694870033
>>694870033
I think that calls for a time out.
>>694866632
imagine faking this with one of those blood packets.
>>694866632
Guy: "Alright, money on the counter, now!
Clerk: "Is that even real?"
Guy: "It is watch, I'll prove it to you"
>>694867260
Looks like you can't differentiate between b-rated movie footage and the real thing.
>>694866320
Lol someone watched VHS 2 recently and wanted to be edgy.
![mqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/13sCA7C.jpg "mqdefault[1].jpg")
>>694870033
>>694870319
Filename
>>694870033
LOL
>>694870055
never done shrooms or lsd. got to many responsibilities.
>>694870635
>>694870544
Fuck I can't watch this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE
>>694870033
cringed so hard and suddenly during slo mo i ripped a key off my keyboard
>>694870635
"gotta finish this race or masters gunna beat me"
>>694870544
>>694870635
just put a bullet in its head
>>694870588
Ever seen that speed racer live action movie? That's kinda what it's like. Everything is so significant and sometimes it's like Alice in Wonderland where shit moves and talks to you.
>>694870635
Goddamn man. Last fucking rodeo id ever go to fuck.
Taking requests for anyone. What kind of rekt would you like to see?
>old white man rekt by two niggresses
>>694866320
through the chin, out the nose.
>brain is feeling left out
>>694870635
this made me feel really sad
>>694870033
This makes me laugh every time. The way they jump back...fucking KEK
>>694870976
Anything really gory, I need some fap material.
>>694870976
anything gory
>>694871022
>this man wanted to be our commander in chief
>>694866320
Idk seems kinda fake
>>694870976
Moar like this?>>694871002
>>694870473
>>694870635
Damm shame that horse had to die for such a dumb fucking sport.
>>694871118
someone explain?
>>694871227
>>694870042
Well it looks like it missed the door of what appears to be a camaro. 2010 ish. that Pontiac did look nice. most are run into the ground by now, but that Sunfire did look ok by what little i saw of it. of course it would be likely totaled after the tard got arrested and the car got taken from him/her. Should have used a ford truck. more sturdy, and less of a waste. at least you KNOW they deserve the scrapyard after use and abuse. just a shame to see nice cars be used on useless shit. use a beater.
>>694871118
>roadflares?
>>694871344
>>694871374
Guards in a prison in venezuala I think torturing a prisoner by dripping molten plastic on him and forcing him to eat his dead cellmate
>>694868409
winner.
>>694869307
Do any of us make it?
>>694871349
>>694871444
Check'd, and fuck yeah, sounds like something you go home and tell your wife about
>>694871118
whats going on
>>694871349
How does that even work?
>>694871530
Das deep mane
>>694871358
correction, it was a G6. didnt watch the vid through the first time. shit net stops where it likes
>>694871349
>turkeys on the left be like idgaf
>>694871118
>>694871172
>>694871227
>>694871644
That 'turkey' is plastic.
>>694871644
Cause they're decoys....
>>694871582
This is a turkey hunting arrowhead
>>694870033
That mascot is so oblivious
>>694871580
>>694871344
>>694871374
My bad, no cannibalism. Just torture.
http://www.bestgore.com/torture/inmate-venezuela-prison-torture-drip-molten-plastic/
>>694871662
>>694871253
It is kind of a dumb sport, when I was 13 my sisters boyfriend at the time got his skull crushed by a bull he was riding, they named the arena after him.
>>694866320
nice v/h/s
>>694870713
The chick on the right is straight from hotline miami
>>694871662
Exceedingly pleasant, gentleanon.
>>694871662
>predator origin story?
thank you. Just Thank you.
>>694871707
OMFG! Are you kidding me!?
>>694871803
>>694871891
kek
>>694867208
kekimus maximus
>>694871832
kek
>>694871719
>>694871721
>you fell for it
>>694871934
>that'll teach him for using hax
>>694871934
>>694866320
Dumb ass could not even kill himself without causing excruciating pain. Fail fag is fail.
>>694871979
>>694871022
"We expect you to be reasonable"
"REASONABLE WE ARE REASONABLE WE REASONABLE!!!!!!!!!"
>>694871934
>gaynerdsfighting.jpeg
>>694866320
this is james vance.
i have the full version of "dream deceivers" with a few deleted clips so it's about 5 minutes longer than the classic pbs version of the film. i don't know if i want to post it to youtube though because i don't want my channel in trouble and it seems like they took the pbs version down.
also, i actually have a plan to develop an entire series based on the incident that's basically an extension of "dream deceivers" and "heavy metal parking lot" as an entire tv series so i'll back off if the guy wants to protect his little movie.
>>694872011
>>694866320
fake and gay
>>694871979
Okay.
>>694872011
Got a little something in your face there
>>694871662
MOAR
>>694871950
grandma was trying to get frisky.
>>694872099
any 1 got webm of isis fire dancing cage?
>>694870033
weak ass bones
>>694872225
>>694869329
>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
>>694872052
>Edgier than a knife factory
>>694872011
>We can rebuild him.
>We has the technologies
The 1 Trillion Dollar nigger
>>694866320
LOL
>>694872246
>>694872225
>>694867276
Fuckin knew it! Couldnt place it tho
>>694871503
>being this new
>>694872144
dumb people
Fresh rekt right out of the oven!
>>694872351
Damn, it's nice to yet some context from this. Thank you, brah.
>>694872225
How the fuck is this guy more that a stain on the concrete? He's still three dimensional after a tank ran him over
>>694867194
what happened here?
>>694871662
did he died?
>>694872323
Great. How the fuck are we supposed to put this guy back together!?
>>694872160
>>694872627
>>694872351
One thing tho, does everyone in Thailand live in a convenience store?
>>694872011
If they ever find me that way, I hop to god someone has the common decency to fucking put me down
>>694872579
Is dis Turkey?
>>694871934
What's happening here?
>>694872579
That from Turkey?
Nothing like a good morning rekt thread.
>>694872747
>does everyone in Thailand live in a convenience store?
Yes
>>694872768
Lol bitch was still alive? Hard to tell
>>694872776
yes
Is anyone lurking? Got pics of some 17 year old gg
>>694872011
dat eye
>>694872627
OHH come on thats the best u can do
>>694872832
Thanks fam.
>>694872836
>is anyone lurking?
No dude there's not. I am not real. Nor are any of them.
>>694872468
i watched that doc.. chinaman was a fucking cunt this scene was literally the only good part he had but then everyone in that fucking thing was awful.
>>694872819
You can see him breathing
>>694872323
did he died?
>>694872836
This count? Think of the damage to this guy's REKTum
>>694870544
fuck that's brutal. got a full video?
>>694872011
>0:15
>"you see here? this rod was rammed through this part of the head killing this subject"
>>694873020
>>694872987
He's a raghead, like cockroaches, sandniggers don't need brains to survive ,the dunecoon made a full recovery just in time to suicide bomb his way into the afterlife
>>694871753
Is it meant to decapitate the turkey and give it a fast painless death?
Because it doesn't look like it works in that webm
>>694872951
What did you expect? Niggers are subhuman scum, Chunks are subhuman scum. The former is actively hostile to civilized life, the latter is just generally sociopathic.
>>694872627
that guy was still alive? brutal
>>694872819
No fucking way. The entire head is destroyed. Had to be nerves at best
>>694872438
>>694866965
>blacklivesbowling.webm
kek
>>694873172
Classic
>>694873031
21st century in action
>>694872438
there was a version with 2 prisoners and "arrows" symulating some kind of dancing ggame
>>694872958
Holy shit!
Just put the guy out of his misery
>>694866320
Fake, it's from the movie V/H/S or V/H/S 2, I think the latter.
>>694873020
oohh yeah that makes me orgasm
>>694873258
Because they treat dead people at hospitals
>>694873153
>>694870270
I like how they just sorta stroll over...wonder what's goin on over there?
>>694873344
I just needed something to get it started man
>>694873258
>>694873258
Because they treat dead people at hospitals
>>694873174
I'm /k/, but I'm not that kinda /k/. I did some compound bow target shooting a while ago and I did become familiar with some arrowheads but I don't know how the weird ones like turkey hunting are supposed to work. Too lazy to google too, it's 5 in the morning
>>694870635
im surprised someone hasn't tried taking this and saying there is a rodeo-type thing wear they have bulls attack horses to death.
speaking of that... what do these bulls act like in the wild? I can't imagine anything would mess with it?
>>694873154
that explains much
>>694873377
He's on a stretcher fresh from the scene. Ambulances always go to a hospital first, then they're pronounced doa and put in a box for identification or autopsy if necessary
>>694873378
Why?
>>694872816
Or a dry cleaners
>forgetting about the 49%
>>694873377
>>694873439
>>694870270
and this kids is why you face towards the wall when lifting
>>694870033
Jesus christ... Drink some milk nigga...
>>694873375
>>694873378
>>694871349
turks gone wild
sounds familiar these days
>>694873518
not this one, but also great, thanks
>>694872468
Now that is the true rekt moment ITT.
You can Just tell that the nigger knows the chink is right and is fucking ashamed
>>694873625
Why what?
>>694872951
>Every single Congolese literally doing nothing during the whole fucking doc
>Hardworking Chinese trying to get the work done and maintaining order in a literal shithole full of inbred lazy fucks trying to fuck him
"Chinaman was a fucking cunt"
>>694873770
poor doggo
>>694872653
hopefully
>>694873770
Oh wow
>>694873882
>>694873824
Silly anon, niggers can't feel shame!
>>694873827
feeding a pumba just to feed the alligator. life is meaningless
>>694873882
I hope you are trolling because that was a goat....
>>694871192
>>this man wanted to be our commander in chief
yeah, what a joke, the people that our country has running for pres
>>694874042
dont be rude thats a dog with autism
>>694873838
he was though... he wasn't wrong but he was still an active dickhole.. and was so jewy i would have sworn he was mixed blooded if the chinese weren't so xenophobic
>>694866632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg-CzobYPKI
>>694874042
Are you fucking blind?
>>694871802
there was a blade in the footage as well. what was that about?
>>694874041
Probably wanted to get it's death on video, people are weird. Kinda like this one: >>694873770 guy probably wanted to try out his katana on something living and decided to film and kill a goat just for that
>>694871707
Poor ignorant dog.
>>694867428
"holy shit dude are you okay"
"yea man I'm goo-"
"I'LL SAVE YOU"
>>694872561
dumb people cuz truck driver wasnt paying attention?
>>694866320
WTF, why not through the temple?
>>694873031
More like this!
>>694874289
>>694874289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI
>>694872011
Tis but a flesh wound.
>>694867194
>>DAT FILENAME
>>694866965
>blacklivesbowling.webm
NOICE
>>694874289
>oH mAi G*d iS ThIs REeEl wtflip???????????????????
>>694871934
This is what happens when you camp
>>694872351
>>parents break into interpretive dance
>>694871707
totally did it on purpose, reduces speed then runs away the fucker...
>>694872099
That's a shame......later that day he had planned to purchase his new Harley Davidson. Anyone guess which model?
>>694867428
>Filename
>>694872351
>http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
kek
>>694872432
Why did he do that?
>>694866965
HOLY FUCK. Is that car gonna be okay?
>>694866965
BlackLivesSplatter.webm
>>694873518
Oh sweet Jesus, my sides are in orbit
>>694866320
Hey dumbass.. your brains not in the chin... holy fuck you know that shit hurts. Destroyed chin, teeth, sinus cavity.. intact brain can feel all of that shit til you bleed out.. you did it wrong
>>694875203
Guy took last hotdog or something like that
>>694873378
Bloody Barnabas vs. Lord Carver
>>694875445
its fake dumbass
>>694872351
>interpretive dance
seriously though, that's an episode I haven't seen since I was like 3
>>694866720
>He starts nibbling his sausages afterwards
>>694871118
Burning plastic dripping on bare skin
>>694866320
this is from v.h.s if you wanna start a rekt thread at least make sure the content is real
>summerfag
>>694866320
instant_beard_gun.gif
you mofos didnt notice something
http://www.strawpoll.me/10758849
i need to know
>>694871707
that dog musta been mexican
>>694875203
they guy was too cold, so the hot water heated him up
>>694874777
Lucky trips
Check'd
>>694866875
Did the spinning gun give it out?
>>694874777
Checked and Kek'd
>>694866320
Fake and gay
>>694875692
Always that one newfag that takes the bait
>>694875450
Get the fuck out. I don't believe that at all.
>>694875362
can't tell what happened.
>>694872011
did she die?
>>694875846
it's true! i was there
>>694866320
People always overshoot fakes. Real suicidal gunshots are far less dramatic. I remember the Bjork guy, what stuck with me most was a bump in his skull being raised, and then the faucet-like sound of blood running down.
If he wanted a facial explosion he should at least have pretended to off himself with a shotgun.
>>694873174
it doesn't look that way because you're a faggot and don't understand basic physiology
>>694874041
>pumba
>>694876004
start answering some of my questions right now or else.
>>694875846
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3535299/Shocking-moment-man-pours-bucket-boiling-water-colleague-s-head-stealing-half-girlfriend-s-hot-dog.html
>>694873378
sleep tight, porker
>>694873133
i think actually he/she/it is still alive
>>694872011
That "thing" is still breathing :l
Any idea if they could fix it?
>>694875847
knocked his grenade launcher onto the ground for some reason while the barrel was aiming at his face looks like
>>694873770
fucking white people when they convert to islam...
>>694870544
Poor horse.... But also those bulls get rekt everyday so I guess it was a matter of time.
>>694876149
ACAB
>>694872144
Don't people know to look both ways before crossing?
>>694872351
Shoots himself. Dad clips him round the ear for being naughty.
>>694873770 If he let go of that katana he could've easily killed someone behind him lol
>>694874216
they cut the other guy's hand (dead) and forced him to it eat it
>>694872144
So dumb, do they not even hear a huge truck getting closer to them?
>>694872518
That ratchet monkey whore doesnt deserve an animal
>>694876458
I hear he lost 1000 GBP that day
>>694871950
That is some serious anger management issues. I also hate it when people invade my personal space but i never think of punching a bitch right on the face.
>>694866320
Looks fake. I've seen people get shot in the face and it looks nothing as dramatic as that.
>>694876149
Fuck me, he was going for the gun on that other cops hip. Serious shit.
>>694876664
they looks like ants lol
>>694872351
you killd me with dat greentext nigga top kek
>>694876149
>>694866320
Hah! Bet he lived. What an idiot.
>>694876331
fucker was lucky shit was non lethal
>>694872323
fucking sick fucks. They could have just mercy killed him but nooooooo they gotta ran him over with a tank. They obviously dont give a fuck and just kill for fun.
>>694877046
bet he did cause he's an actor.
>>694876957
Newfag
>>694876957
maybe you should try watching it with something else than your gameboy color with pc emulator
>>694874143
Go to Africa and try to get shit done with African workers...you'll be a massive cunt to them in about 6 hours once you realize they are 2 hours late for everything and can't plan more than 2 hours into the future. So if you tell them to do something tomorrow and then be ready at 0900, at best they show up at 1100 and haven't done the thing you asked them to do to be ready.
>>694866320
>rekt thread
>opens with a terribly bad fake from a shitty movie
>>694872432
That hurts like hell. Once i had a hot maruchan drop on my hand and holy shit that hurt like a motherfucker for a whole week.
>>694873174
>caring about literally retarded birds
You realize that animales brain is about the size of a cigarette butt? Maybe you wouldn't because yours is too..
>>694872579
shit they failed, you cant trust sandniggers
>>694875362
filename ^^
>>694873770
Thanks, I'm going to post this in Undertale threads now, thank you anon.
>>694871644
>turkeys
Are you sure?
>>694872518
the dog was much obliged to help look at the beginning.
>>694875847
guy was hitting his tear gas loaded grenade launcher on the ground, it fired
>>694872225
Dumb ass, should've just stayed still, could have made the gap underneath and rode it.
>>694871344
Setting fire to plastic and letting the burning drip drops fall all over matey. He probably fucked a kid or something
>>694873133
Persons still alive
>>694866320
this almost looks fake
>>694876957
> debian
Kys
>>694874041
>caring about wild animals
kill yourself
