Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694755482
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>694771969
Well I've always loved melee-ing and Valkyr is the best warframe for melee, probably, I didn't play Warframe in a while though because I got kinda bored and I decided to wait for them to release some kind of Samurai warframe and they still didn't, I kinda lost interest in such a thing now but still how did they not release one yet? I also love playing as Valkyr since she has the greatest booty the game as to offer and it's constantly in your vision while playing her since it's a third person game.
>>694772144
Yeah I know she's not buffed up as Dio, the only one that is is Sakura from the first game I believe. It's just what I'm trying to say is that I'm not looking for muscle mass on my women.
But I'll give points for tits, after all I prefer breasts over ass.
>>694772238
It's not the act of claimi,g in a waifu thread that is low, it's the people doing it that often are.
>>694772330
I am currently making notes for the economy and listening to news of BLM
How about you?
sorry for shitposting last thread
Shiro claimed yet again.
>homuroll of harmony
I want elitists to kill themselves.
its getting lewd :o
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694772817
im sorry too ;-;
>>694772851
Führer. What's up?
>>694772817
Fuck off Mai
>>694772800
Watching Kiss x Sis with some guys from /waifu/.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Ive somehow managed to do 20 minutes of work in 8 hours
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>694773025
>>694772953
Underrage squad
>>694772770
>the only one that is is Sakura from the first game I believe.
Yeah, she was really big. Too much for my liking, but she was still cool af
>It's just what I'm trying to say is that I'm not looking for muscle mass on my women.
I agree completely!
>But I'll give points for tits, after all I prefer breasts over ass.
You are a clever dude
>>694773178
You wrote that yourself?
Wow, that's pretty autistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NTLN8tsPsw
>>694772923
I want elitists and newfags to kill each other.
>>694772953
apology accepted roll :)
>>694772851
how are you cutie?
>>694772996
Antonio*
>>694773178
roll
>>694773025
Welp that's fun. I've always wanted to gather up some people to watch something mutually enjoyable.
Thank you for the invite, but i decline.
Everytime time
Claiming this qt here
>>694772770
I must admit this, but I can't judge it either
We're all fucked up. You know this
>>694772798
So where is your waifu from again? I don't recognize her
>>694773123
Story of my life man
>>694773332
>off by one
Is this your upload? It has the edited eyes
>>694773281
At least I'm actually producing something.
>>694773471
Elite wannabe
>>694773604
Kill yourself
Yandere devil child chara
>>694773731
No.
>>694773769
Auschwitz ^-^
>>694772963
There was yet another terrorist attack in france and we will probably now ban assault trucks, but most importantly:
My Pokemon going strong!
How are you, Volk?
>>694773387
Hey caliphate!
Doing alright, how's the shitposting going?
>>694773583
Are you a new one?
>>694773769
Chara.
>>694773599
She's from the videogame Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. It's a damn great game, kinda like Phoenix Wright. You should try it
>>694772798
titus
>>694773629
I want to be a lot of different things, but not that.
>>694773951
Define new
>>694773769
Welcome to our threads
You should stay
>>694774023
Like an unpaid volunteer dog walker?
>>694774133
Someone claimed her last thread
How ignorant can you be
>>694773981
Why y'all always focus on the boobs?
>>694773599
Yea it is my upload, it doesn't really take much effort with TunesToTube and I couldn't find that song there.
Thanks again for editing the eyes, it's currently one of my favourite pics and I have been spamming it every thread.
>>694774219
Can you fuck off already, Mai?
Nobody gives a shit about you in here
>>694774277
Think I give a fuck?
>>694774361
hi homura
How are you?
>>694774219
I could totally pick up road kill for profit fam
>>694774363
as soon as I figure out what draws me to these threads and fix it.
>>694774161
=D
>>694773947
I'm doing well, party tomorrow, good times ahead :)
>>694773599
I never said otherwise.
>>694773769
I don't see how Chara is a yandere, but whatever.
>>694774589
You lack social experience
That's why you keep coming back
Now try to go outside and talk to poeple you depressed fagtron
>claiming yume
>>694773947
Pokémon more important than France.
You playing that Go one?
I'm going great, still alive and no shootings had happened yet.
>>694774133
Haven't seen you around. In that case you're new to me, at least. What's up?
>>694774542
W-why is the cake censored?
>>694774647
Nice picture there
>>694774839
Yandere has lost it's meaning, so it seems. I blame that stupid meme game going around
>>694774925
Hungry, ain't got shit at home I had to go get something
>>694774965
Because you are a roleplaying piece of shit who attention whores every thread.
>>694773599
nice cutie pls no bully
>>694773387
:) roll
>>694774986
Plenty moar
>>694774901
Yume
>>694774925
Live on little qt
>>694774965
Only the frosting~
>>694772713
AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKEN RIGGED AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS LAME AND TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO AND TRY TO CORRECT PEOPLES GRAMMER AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS UGLY AS SHIT AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS LAME AND HAS NO FRIENDS AND HAS ONLY POWER IN WORK PLACE THAT OUTNUMBER THE POPULAR PEOPLE OR WHERE PEOPLE LIVE BUT NOBODY WANT TO BE AROUND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS WHEN THE POPULAR PEOPLE OR THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IS AROUND
>>694775101
I hope you don't only have screencaps.
claiming this gal
>>694775117
Who is this and how did I offend you?
>>694775173
Can you just claim here everyday? You are more than welcome
And maybe try to make friends in here
Is a nice community for sure
>>694775302
What's wrong with screencaps?
do you faggots even own a life?
>>694775455
I own my life.
>>694775311
You offend everyone by being such a disappointment for your family.
>>694775541
you dont nigger
>>694774535
Skipped driving class because I thought it was one hour later than it was and now I'm not sure but I might have to pay for an extra one. Other than that good. What about you?
>>694775443
Nothing wrong with screencaps, I have some myself.
But having only screencaps of your waifu is pretty shit.
>>694775329
Id be happy too, I didn't realize these threads were a regular thing. I've seen them here and there, but I didn't know the same people showed up
>>694775598
Then who does?
I'll fight them for it.
>>694775204
Yuuko or is it Mio?
Mai is a dissapointment to his family
Get a life mang
>>694775683
The one you stole it from you shit negro
>>694775579
And who is this?
>>694775622
>>694775443
nerds
>>694775622
All caps are in the very top and fanart is in the far bottom, folder is rather large for me to find exactly what I want.
>>694775682
If you decide to come again be aware that there is another chara
>>694775724
Yuuko,...?
>>694775101
How have you been active on here?
Same here on that situation, heading back home now. What do you normally eat, going out?
>>694775204
I'll try my best. Hey, you never know. Going great for ya, I assume?
>>694775622
I only got screencaps for mine, there's really no good ones out there. Like 7 art ones.
>>694775971
Yuuko
>>694775727
Everyone has a life, some people just use it differently.
>>694775961
I see, you should save the bigger version of that pic though.
>>694775837
thats mean
>>694775961
You saved a sample. I suggest you to think of a better organization system. I have a bunch of folders and even with 1.5k+ pictures I don't have trouble finding any of my pics.
>>694776027
As always
>>694775971
Hoo boy, well thanks for the friendly welcome =}
>>694776245
END your life faggot
>>694773965
Ah, a vidya waifu. Not many of those around here. What kind of game is it? action, fighting? I never played Phoenix Wright
>>694774361
It's a good song
>Thanks again for editing the eyes
Anytime man
Let's play some games later
>>694775132
>nice cutie
I know right?
>pls no bully
>
>>694776451
No.
Why don't you?
>>694776027
>I only got screencaps for mine, there's really no good ones out there. Like 7 art ones.
I guess it's justified if your waifu doesn't have much art of herself.
>>694775882
>>>/mlp/
Fucking barny faggot
>>694776027
Rarely. Homemade seafood or mexican, easy stuff
>>694776203
goodie. now I have to find same image to delete it
>>694776262
My folder is 7.7k images, can't be bothered to rename them all individually
>>694775837
What does that even mean?
If I don't own my life then somebody must have stolen it, because I definitely didn't sell it.
>>694776343
Don't worry sweetie, you're welcome.
Just try to talk to many anons and make friends, you're a cool guy.
>>694776905
Thanks, you too
G'morning, hows everyone?
>>694776783
How many of your waifu tho?
I have 700+ of tomoko
>>694777240
faggot
>>694777233
jesus, dasalot. No disrespect, its just surprising
>>694777240
>>694777422
Create something.
>>694776532
Well, there's a whole bunch of action sometimes, that's for sure. But it's more complicated than that.
Simply put, there's a closed area with extremely talented high school students (each one has a different talent, Akane for example is the Ultimate Gymnast) and to get out of that closed area they gotta kill each other. After the murder there's an investigation and a trial. No lawyers or anything, just the students accusing each other and coming up with hypotheses. If the killer doesn't get caught, he/she escapes and the rest dies, if he/she is caught, the killer dies and the game continues.
It's GREAT. The characters are all fantastic, and the plot and everything
>>694777240
Moonpie
>>694776532
何
>>694777152
meguMINE
>>694777459
kys
Rolling for Yukko lewds
Mikan is shit.
Get
Roll
>>694776783
If you let that happen I think you dun goofed.
>>694776532
Glad you enjoy some Jpop too, Yui Horie has a great voice and it was nice to hear it outside anime. Too bad her most recent albums are mostly overproduced cash-cow trash.
I'm ready whenever, I won't be up for too long today though.
>694777777
>>694777152
Hai megumeme
>>694777437
Yuri.
>>694777607
Fluffy.
>>694777730
Mikan is not shit, she's a really awesome girl actually
>>694777914
Wrong version.
>>694777233
...I just said 7.7k..
Pay attention boy
Miho claimed
My truck broke again.....
>>694778032
Are you well?
>>694778096
Your life is sorrowful
>>694778079
This is why I rarely shift delete or don't clean my recycle bin asap.
This one was already sitting there.
>>694778262
Saved
>>694778096
It was the niggers.
>>694778216
Yeah, you?
>>694778096
I bet you drive a ford too
>>694778216
I know.....
>>694778367
No i think the fuel injector controller went.
>>694778413
Nope GMC K3500
And theirs a thunder storm so i cant even go fix it.
>>694778313
kek.
Mami claimed
How are you guys doing?
>>694777573
That does sound like an interesting concept. Is it expensive or can I get it anywhere? I'm a game developer myself but I haven't worked on anything else than shooters and platformers.
>>694777610
数独
>>694777773
Can't outget Skeletor
>>694777914
Let's go then. See if we can get Kagami and Kyouko as well. Imma go make tea
>>694778653
Hello Mami, doing good, you?
>>694778367
Sure
This conversation went well.
>>694778605
That's not thunder. It's the drums of war
BLM
27 store fronts later.
>>694776309
It's Friday, so usually it's more exciting.
Don't get shot yourself.
>>694776309
Oh, you're new. Good to know.
>>694776694
I don't mind it one bit. Ironically she's from popular show.
>>694776783
Ah that would explain the why I haven't seen you.
I usually don't eat out much. When it happens I go for chicken, hamburgers, or Mexican. No time for that fancy crap. Besides, work has got me on a leash. What do you do on your free time?
>>694777423
No problem anime reactions just make me lol and depending who im waifuing as I like to have a lot of them
>>694778653
Mami! I'm fine, just awfully tired. You?
>>694778605
Because of the niggers.
>>694778723
Yup.
>>694778653
Great, wbu?
>>694778605
What's wrong, afraid to get wet or mud on your truck?
>>694778807
Airsoft, call of duty, weed or anime
"The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life" arrives.
I bless this thread.
>>694778714
It's on Steam. Play the first game too though. And yes, they are expensive, if you don't got the money, you can torrent it. There are a few websites to download it from
Global warming will cause the middle east and Africa to become too hot to be habitable, causing mass migration to northern white countries.
Climate change denial is yet another Jewish trick.
>>694779095
I hope you do the two last ones together.
>>694778720
Hi Kyouko, nice to hear that you are alright!
I've been a little busy, but other than that I'm happy.
Have you seen Dio around? I took my time to make him a wallpaper.
>>694778940
Tired? Same... got little to no sleep lasg night because I got a burn on my foot, and the pain would not let me sleep. (Kill me)
>>694779049
Hey there Chara, ive been alright. What are you up to?
>>694779095
Nigger it down pouring and lighting out and i have to pull a part off the intake manifold. It not worth the risk of water in the engine.
>>694779213
This is what Dio could've been if dicks like those fucking Joestars didn't exist.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>694779362
Glad to hear you're doing good atleast.
And yes, he's in thread.
Also there's another Kyouko in thread, so pay attention to filenames to not confuse the 2 of us.
>>694779213
Thank you m'lord
>>694779362
Laying in a room all day =)
I want to hold Rem chan's hands.
>>694779362
>chara
Not the one you know.
>>694779331
How did you think I watched Puella Magi?
>>694779400
Nigga how bad is it flooding there?
>>694778714
いいです
>>694779318
Only concrete evidence of climate change is in alaska
>>694779888
Yes I'm a doppelganger, known only as Camcer Faggot
>>694779585
Good, Dio will enjoy this.
>two kyoukos
Noted, will try not to confuse tbe two of you.
>>694779725
Has there everbeen a better way to spend a day? :)
>>694779888
So confused...
Nice trips btw
>>694779880
On my steam friendlish there's a guy who's entire profile is completely dedicated to Rem, I don't know who he is or how I met him, but that's the case of almost everyone in my friend list. I know for a fact that I've had at least one friendly conversation with them since I never add people, I just accept people who add me.
>>694779432
I do not believe that you comprehend the true magnitude of my power.
>>694779604
Yes, mortal.
>>694779891
Almost hailing. Ill just wait a few hours.
>>694779974
Alaska is the only true aryan country
>>694778653
Gut.
Guten tahg.
Wie gaht's?
>>694779095
Airsoft never did that.
CoD, it was fun while it lasted. Mainly stayed with the Black Ops series.
Weed, haven't tried in the longest. I have connections though.
Anime, not much I watch on that.
I just listen to music, work on system files(sometimes), go on walks, or sometimes draw. Been lazy recently, which is a bummer. Oh well.
>>694780064
I'm new, sorry, nice to meet you
>>694780122
That's not me but
I still want to hold rem chan's hands
>>694780125
I don't think you understand just how much potential Dio has.
You know now that I think of it Eyes of heaven has a Heaven Dio that beat the Joestar and became incredibly powerful, how come he didn't stop time for 60 minutes and just kill Jotaro ez pz instead of only using his new powers? I mean in part 3 he did claim that at one point he'll be able to stop time for an incredibly high amount of time. I guess Eyes of heaven is just a really shitty game.
>>694780064
I will enjoy what?
>>694780334
Wonder if chen will stop by to greet you
>>694780494
Good, I just wanted to make sure, truth is that guy creeps me out a bit.
>>694780565
Who might that be?
>>694780551
Hey there Dio! I spent some quality time making a wallpaper for you! I believe it sums up everything you are.
Here it is!
>>694779891
I hope you had a good time, the witch scenes are quite trippy. I wonder if it killed off your emotions or amplified your feelings on the less happier scenes.
>>694780699
He's a lovable guy, and a hardcore meme master
I'm sure you'll get along
>>694780726
That's well made for such a horrible joke, I'll save it but I'll never use it.
>>694780133
Have fun with that
>>694780247
Airsoft is fun with friends, don't bother going to some airsoft field, buch of tryhards taking that shit seriously, like nigga join the fucking military if you wanna get all tacitcal n shit
CoD is for mindless fun
>I have connections though.
Get on it
Anime is gotten meh
>>694780783
Bruh that was a hell of a ride,
>Mami scene
Bruh, just bruh.. pissed off my mate cause I laughed too hard
this shit is lewwwwd
Still watching Sis x kiss
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694780334
Well then, nice to meet you too.
An bhfuil Gaeilge agat?
>>694780247
Hallo meine liebe! Sieg heil and all that jazz. Im doing alright beyond a foot burn... You up to anything?
>>694780894
Glad you enjoy it!
>>694780854
Ah, sounds great! =S
>>694780671
Haha. Good then.
>>694780699
Don't worry, he's a newfag as well.
He loves everyone from what i've seen ~~
You two would get along fine~
>not really
>>694780551
The real question is, is there anyone that can beat The Waifu Machine?
And, I'm not talking about the Great Waifu Machine, who achieved a more complete state through good thoughts and the collection of the 8 elements of waifuism. I'm also not talking about The Ultimate Super Great Waifu Machine, who fused with Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Gogeta, has spent all of its time waifu-posting, collected the 999 gems of Waifu-Doo-Loo, and transcends thought itself. I'm definitely not talking about The Super Ultimate Omniscient Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine, who existed since reality itself, can see into the hearts of all living creatures, posseses a perfectly complete database on Waifus and Anons, stopped Autism itself from devouring /waifu/, and is great at parties.
No, I'm talking about The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
>>694780975
>
>>694774691
Maybe they'll let you have something better than water if you beg nicely!
>>694774925
I most certainly do! The game is awesome, so why aren't you?
>homuroll of creativity lack
>>694781137
pls no bulli
>>694781193
I mean
probably.
Alright ladies and everyone else
I am tired and will drop into my bed
Have a great day/night
>>694781279
>>694781078
>>694780699
Kill yourself thumbnailfag
>>694781231
All you had to do is ask
>>694781137
>he's a newfag as well
You're actually not wrong.
>>694781431
Goodnight Yume.
Fucking faggots kill yourself get this weeb trash out of the chan fucking OP should slit his wrists fucking peace of shit go die in a fire god fucking damnit what the fuck is wrong with you all go kill yourselves
>>694781431
Rip Yume
>>694781279
Hey Chara, aren't you supposed to be asleep? Don't you work early tomorrow?
>>694781431
Goodnight.
>>694781431
Goodnight
>>694781468
It depends on your definition.
why can't everyone of you retarded waifuists just disappear from the face of the earth I hate every single one of you so damn much YOU HAVE NO OC YOU LYING FUCKS YOU ARE NOT THE DAMN PINNACLE OF BOARD CULTURE YOU ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FUCK YOU.
I don't have a reaction image close to the eternal raging fire of hatred that is forever burning inside my empty heart but I'll attach this image anyway
>>694781607
Wrong Chara.
>>694781450
But face sucking is fun
>>694781739
I wrote that
>>694781783
Little rough don't you think?
>>694781450
>That size
>>694781739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr_4oqXVyDY
i wonder if anyone is real, i might be the only real person.
anyone else think this?
>>694781739
It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Kyouko can carry the torch.
>>694781445
Keep it pg sir this is family friendly
>>694781981
Pleasure to meet you Mai
>>694782021
I fucking hate you, I despise everything about you
You claim a meme girl
You use ":^)"
You are homophobic
You're a mean jerk
Fuck you, I never want you to talk to me
>>694782000
Nigga you tryin to cover my whole screen with that shit?
>>694782147
>family friendly
when has this ever been family friendly
>>694781748
There is a new Chara? Lame
>>694782208
Yes.
>>694782263
I have a safe space that defies logic you can't come past it