Waifu Claiming Thread. Good Morning edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'd have made it myself, but fuck doing that on mobile. Thanks for making it.
Rory-sama claimed
OP had a unique claim.
>>694729246
Nothing really. Just super early in the day and don't want to do anything yet.
>>694731191
You already know
Claimed, good morning, all that
Nyanpasu
>>694731354
Yes, yes I do. Nyanpasu and such.
Miho claimed
>>694731268
Kind of the same for me but i been up since 1am
I fell alseep, sorry
>>694730195
>When a NEET only have NEET friends.
>>694729880
Yeah. I've to admit that.
Anyways how is it? I mean does it hurt a lot?
>>694731769
>Falling asleep
>>694731814
Sup Bun.
>>694730940
>>694731957
I've been up ~24 hours
>>694731814
Oh no
Bun
How are you?
>>694731454
Just hitting all those buttons
How are you Mako? Up to anything interesting or just keeping the darkies off your porch?
>>694731934
Hey hey, how've you been?
>>694731268
>rattle
>>694731241
How's the shop life Rory?
>>694731957
>>694732185
>bun stuff
>>694731934
>NEET
I wish. Then I'd have no hope in life. The end of that would be swift. But alas, I've got hopes and goals now, so that road out isn't an option.
>>694732170
>Not even 120 hours
>>694732185
I'm less than well. Mood took a turn for the worst earlier. Just eating another pop tart and trying to make it through the last 40 minutes.
How bout you?
>>694732386
Sounds about right.
Yoko claimed.
>>694731268
The power finally came back on last night (Midnight).
>Electric rattles.
>>694732185
Hey there.
I'm fine
Nothing really exceptional to report.
And ya?
>>694732531
Dont be so harsh with NEETs. For a time in my life i was a NEET. Only got out of house to buy food and did that really fast. Didn't talk to anyone besides my mom and when I went to school (REALLY ONCE IN A WHILE) I never had an entire class. Always went to the principal's office 'cause I fought with someone or said to the teacher that he could eat a fat dick
a lot of horny girls of your city
Goood Morning Everyone!
Its a beutiful Rainy Day here.
Love it.
How's everyone doing?
>>694732616
YAY! You working today? err or did u already?
Is the Tsundere War over or are they still fighting?
>>694732931
I'm not harsh on neets. I'm saying that as a an ex-NEET. I already know how it'd end for me personally if I were still in that situation. And I was literally in my room for months at a time, only coming out to go to the kitchen or the bathroom.
>>694733179
It never even started.
>>694732531
Aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. Poptarts are life, though. Just hold out a little longer my man. Hope you get to feeling better soon here. Work just started for me 25 minutes ago so I'm settled in for that long haul.
>>694732386
O my
We approach lewd this early in the morning
>>694732616
When did we get a Yoko poster?
>>694732931
Just about the same here
I've been having an unreasonable amount of fun with golf with friends but otherwise it's just business as usual
>>694733276
So you suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of Rin and was forced to admit your love for Amatsu?
>>694732531
Oh be quiet lover boy~
>>694733276
Well, so we're together on the same boat.
Who needs real life interaction?
>>694733309
>Golf
>Rich Boy
Starting my stream up watching Anne Happy Episode 3
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694733509
Oh hey, you're back
>did you get Makoto to confess?
>>694733309
It is what it is. Considering the topic of the night, I should've seen it coming. I'll probably stop and get another steak from the store today. Cheaper than fast food, and tastier.
>>694733410
There was no defeat or anything. I admitted things and actually explained my reasons for denying things.
>>694733509
Fucking hell, that does not help considering that the ex-best friend of my ex called me that.
But I probably should quiet down a bit.
>>694733721
Unfortunately, if I want my Supra, I do.
>>694733780
Yes, and also he said he loved a couple of others but I won't say who
>>694733983
Okie dokie, what about love-bird?
>>694730940
Claimed
>>694733983
is your waifu a fuckin dude?
>trash tier waifus in this thread
>>694734125
Ooh, nice
>tell me on Telegram pls so we can tease him together? :3
>>694734258
No his waifu a tomboy. A cute tomboy.
>a cute tsundere tomboy
>>694734352
No.
>>694734352
>rin also confessed
>an anon you hate
>>694733729
What is up with that terrible ui?
>>694734125
>Trying to give me pet names
Shoo!
>>694734258
>Not liking tomboys
What are you, gay?
>>694734352
Mizore and Maki.
>>694733113
Nope. I'm off today, so stream away.
>>694733309
Last week, but I might have been lurking whenever you were on.
>>694734443
Awww
>>694734511
Oh, thanks!
>That's Amatsu's line
>I see things have gone smoothly
>>694734451
wut
Claimed.
Boy oh boy I fucking hate iron dragons.
>>694734455
what for the stream? I dunno it seems to work the best out of the sites ive looked into and it uses a virtual machine to just stream off websites. So it doesnt throttle your connection by streaming and broadcasting.
But i guess if you wanna hate on something then hate away
>>694733721
No, no
It's a computer game
Like 5 dolla
Actual golf requires both money and a willingness to go outside
>>694733983
The topic of the night? And hey, sounds like a suitable pick me up to me
>>694734258
Whatever it is, I'd fuck it
>>694734548
its up yoko where you at?
>>694734786
I need to get on my laptop, give me a minute and I'll be in there.
>>694734631
There were no things. Nothing happened m8, and I intend to keep it that way if I can help it.
>>694734706
Topic of the night was if I liked Amatsu. I like a few people. Thinking about relationships went south.
An entire steak is like $4 if it's a sirloin.
>>694734698
It's okay, for what it is.
I meant the user interface. Plus I'm not used to streaming.
>>694734511
Now I shall tell you who I like
>Hanako, You, Amatsu
Now we're even, love-bird
Sorry i'm slow.
>>694731607
I woke up at 3am. I hate it.
>>694732185
>Rattle rattle
>>694732616
Nice. Congrats i suppose. Took them long enough lol
>>694735095
Eh?! Why me?! I haven't done anything to deserve that other than being a annoyance!
Holy Fuck i love Coffee
>>694735095
>>694735503
>The two tsunderes realize their love for each other
It's a miracle...
>>694731454
SAuce on this cutie
>>694735663
Ehhhhh?
>>694735981
Idolmaster.
>>694736081
I know the anime but I want to know who drew it
>>694736134
Ah, not a clue at the moment. Sorry man.
>>694736356
Well thanks anyways, Girls with short hair are cuties
>>694735503
You're a cute~
>>694735663
Be quiet, beautiful~
You know you love me~
Or you wouldn't be jealous of Amatsu~
>>694736489
God of tsundere :^)
>>694734902
YOKO the fuck are you?
Now Streaming Kiniro Mosaic
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694736422
I'll figure it out when I get home. And I agree completely.
>>694736455
But I'm not! I'm failing to understand why everyone thinks that!
>>694736455
I'm not jealous of Amatsu.
>Because frankly, she doesn't stand a chance
plenty of sexy anime girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694736819
Wew there, lad~
>>694736803
See this is how you're cute! When people call you cute you become flustered and then even cuter~
>>694734936
Ah, I'm sorry. Where is DM anyway? Haven't seen him in a bit.
>>694736906
There's plenty of hot females in anonymous proxy that want your cock!
>>694737255
Right here
>>694738358
SHoot the legs bruh
Alright, /waifu/
Time for Pokemon: /waifu/ Edition!
Dubs decides Rival's name
>tohsaka rin
I had forgotten how fun Warframe actually is.
The curse of NO INTERNET!
Also, started up Hero Academy, is it me or does it start really, really, really, really, slow and full of cry babby tears?
>>694738572
Faggot
>>694738572
FAGget
>>694738572
FAGGIT
>>694738572
Tsundere
>claiming yume
>>694738572
F-Faggot
>>694737101
That's only cute if that person is cute though. Otherwise it's annoying, like me!
>>694737255
Right there apparently.
>>694738572
Faggot.
Chinami oka
>>694738893
But, you are!
>>694738572
Chester
>>694738762
>>694738729
>>694738662
>>694738982
No u
>>694738893
No its cute when you do it!
>just gonna name the rival if no dubs
>>694739097
Faggot
>>694739097
Martin
plenty of horny anime girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694739097
Babyfuck
>>694739090
Okay chester it is since 9090 is technically dubs
>>694739151
Too late
>>694739332
Uguu~
>>694739097
Just name him Faggot already.
Best type moon claimed.
>>694739383
>9090 is technically dubs
You are a stupid faggot and 9090 is not dubs.
>>694739097
Nigger
>>694738819
(You)me
>>694739097
Green
>>694739408
Hail fucking satan.
>>694739493
Sachii
Still watching kiniro Mosaic on the stream but we are up for suggestions.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694739493
Hey S money hoes
>>694739461
9090 are repeating numbers
They are abnormal dubs
It's already done
>>694739689
This is FUCKIN BULLSHIT
>>694739383
Thanks qt3.14 :3
>>694739689
>making shit up just to kiss the ass of some waifu faggot
Faggot.
>>694739674
Akame ga kill, parasyte, Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans, kill la kill, FLCL, one-hit guy, dimension dubya,
>>694739788
Don't you get it anon? they want to have buttsecks
>>694739862
Oi, I APPRECIATE the ass-kissing, thank you very much
plenty of horny anime girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694739992
Everyone loves getting their ass kissed.
No one likes to play a rigged game.
>>694739862
>implying I'm not actually gay or at least bi
U stoopid er sumfink?
>>694740111
Nice trips
I'll restart game and rename rival faggot since trips overrides dubs
>>694740111
You're a great person!
>>694739906
I just finished akame ga kill for the second time. Parasyte is pretty good.
Ive been kinda thining about Neon Genisis Evangelion or maybe Tokyo Ghoul or something.
maybe konosuba
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694740227
>>694740111
There you happy?
Happy birthday Akane Owari
Akane claimed
>>694740509
NO
i wanted nigger fuck tomoko
>>694740509
No because I was rolling for Faggot.
Come on dude. Are you actually autistic?
>>694740509
Rin bringin the bantz
>>694731934
What manga is this from?
>>694739090
But I'm not!
>>694739097
Why though?!
>I VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED HOW BIG THIS STEAK ACTUALLY WAS
>>694740623
>
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>694740933
Eat the damn thing
What genre of music should I listen to as sleep takes me tonight.
Trips decides maybe?
Yes or No?
>>694741219
>he's calling you a faggot
>>694741310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNVZzXgMdXs
80s pop
>>694741422
You are gonna make someone upset.
Seriously, if you are going to play a game don't make up special rules that put people at a disadvantage.
plenty of horny anime and emogirls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694741616
You wanted him to be called faggot and I delivered.
Can't see how thats unfair
>>694741052
I have to cook it first!
>>694741777
Nice sample fuckboy
>>694741777
Check'd, kek'd, and rek't
>>694741777
Well for one I didn't ever roll dubs.
No one did.
You took a false dub for the win.
That is unfair.
>>694741866
What?
>>694741929
You rolled trips, whining about it so i made it faggot
>>694741588
Really not feeling it tonight.
>>694742104
Eurobeat then.
Sleep is for the weak
>>694742011
If you don't know what a sample is then you really are hopeless.
>>694742011
Whatever, child.
You don't respect dubs, create and enforce rigged games with rigged rules, and defend your cheater attitude.
You have a shit waifu, and have probably only seen 10 anime, and read maybe 1 manga.
Did you know Tohsaka Rin please old men for money??
Or that she has a dirty anus? This one is canon by the way. She has a dirty. Anus.
Next time you want to play a game of "Dubs for _____" at least adhere to the dubs rule.
>>694742182
If you're suggesting eurobeat I may as listen to hardstyle. Or happy hardcore.
I can fall asleep to it, but nah.
>>694742414
Successful Burn
We just started Watching Konosuba. Ive never seen it! but i like
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694741310
Post rock and ambient or free jazz
>>694742829
Never enjoyed the hotter jazz styles.
What's a popular example of post rock? Never really explored it.
I'm off for some sleep. See ya later cuties.
>>694743003
>can't defend himself anymore
>calls me butt hurt
Next time just play by the rules. If you want dubs to be rolled, wait for dubs. If you want your favorite waifu-anon to name your rival, ask them to.
>>694743123
Explosion in the sky, God is an astronaut, sigur ros.
Godspeed you! Black emperor, if you're feeling explorative
>>694743213
Night Hanako.
>>694742414
>I've watched:
Keion, Hunter x Hunter, Akame Ga Kill, Kill la Kill, Parasyte -the maxim-, Fooly Cooly, Magi, One Piece, Dragon Ball Z, Fate/stay night, Kinmoza, OniAi, Future Diary, Mitchiko and Hatchin, Watamote, Deadman Wonderland, Hellsing: Ultimate, Witchblade, Naruto, and Samurai Champloo
>I've read:
Keion, 52 chapters of Hunter x Hunter, Fate/stay night, Akame Ga Kiru, World Trigger, Watamote, OniAi, Parasyte, and Space Time Prisoner.
>Tohsaka Rin pleases old men for money
That is a doujinshi, retard.
>>694742638
>>694742414
Samefag
>>694743295
Not even me
>>694743213
Night, cutie
>>694743397
Congratulations. Save for a few titles all of those are entry level.
A few manga, woo.
Notice how I didn't call that one canon?
As for the samefag, nope. Some Mine claimer (who apparently claims all the AgK girls) is pretty new.
Hmm, don't care.
>>694743295
>>694743397
Not even me
Also, Tomoko is a NEET slut that tries to ride on any dick she meats. She is a shameful lesbian mojo that needs to kill herself
>>694743397
ANIME CARD HAS BEEN PULLED!
>>694741310
Anything by Wixel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSHOiABiF8
>>694743693
A rather weak anime card at that.
>>694743643
Not only that but I've watched Downtown before.
>Toh-Rin
>>694730940
do you faggots even own a life?
>This one is canon by the way. She has a dirty. Anus.
>>694743801
why does everyone like one peice i dont get it.
>>694743801
Says you
>>694743667
>NEET slut that tries to ride on any dick she meats. She is a shameful lesbian mojo that needs to kill herself
Let me break this down.
>NEET
She is in school.
>slut
She is a virgin
>tries to ride on any dick
She can barely get two words out, let alone ask to ride a dick.
>meats
meets*
>She is a shameful lesbian mojo
Not really a lesbian, she's prison gay. And anyone who is unpopular is a Mojo. She just blows it out of proportion.
>needs to kill herself
Nah. But there is a doujin where she is murder fucked. Maybe you should check it out.
>>694743958
Because they're underage.
>>694743967
Considering it's nothing but entry level shounen, yeah it is.
>>694743978
100% accurate
Claim submitted for 1 (one) cas-ko
>>694743299
Well I'll give it a shot sometime, probably not tonight.
>>694743696
Sounds pretty ambient and nice. Will check this guy out.
>Mfw I realize I've easily passed the 100 anime mark, and can't even remember all the series watched anymore
plenty of horny emogirls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694743978
>she is a virgin
She acts slutty
>she can barely get two words out
She acts slutty
>meet*
I meant meats as a play on words
>prison gay
>gay
>GAY
>G A Y
>A
>Y
Doesn't change that she's not lesbian
>>694744088
You have an entry level waifu
>>694744562
YOU HAD ME AT HORNY
>>694744499
The mark of someone who hasn't watched enough is that they remember specifics.
>>694744608
Now you're just being a retard, Fate is the casual entry to type moon.
>>694744608
>acting slutty = not virgin
Since when?
>acting slutty = riding dick
Since when?
>I meant meats as a play on words
You make yourself look retarded with minor typos like that. Even if you are trying to be funny.
>Doesn't change that she's not a lesbian
Prison gay, mate. After being surrounded by nothing but females for almost 100 chapters it's surprising she hasn't gone full Yuri route. She still hunting the D.
C'mon man.
>insults must be original
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