Second verse, same as the first
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Second verse, same as the first
Let's be honest nef your soul belongs to the evilest thing in creation one way or another.
Look upon my thread, ye mighty, and despair
>>694637608
Heya, how's it going?
>>694637680
Sunburn on my neck, fucking stings.
>>694637607
I refuse to believe my soul will end up anywhere except animeland, where I will live forever with my waifu
Not that anyone invited me, but I don't care.
>>694637788
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.
Truck collided with frogs. I wonder who could be responsible for this grisly scene of death and destruction.
>>694637840
It's unfortunate that you're posting the worst tf2 class.
>>694637821
Oh right, you're part of the church of waifu. Yeah you're good.
>>694637901
>Team Mystic
Boo.
>>694637840
Thread is open and inviting like a filthy faggot in a public toilet.
>>694638001
It's the only church
>>694638033
In my city, Team Valor and Instinct were dominating.
Now there's plenty of Mystic players.
Starbucks is okay
>>694638001
I've been the Engi for years, I sure as hell ain't going to change now.
>>694638196
As long as it isn't a public faggot in a filthy toilet.
Venti white chocolate mocha with 2 extra shots of espresso for me, please.
>>694638196
It is the only TRUE church.
>>694638251
Starbucks is only good for drinking the candy-coffee that is the Frappuccino. All other starbucks coffee related products are real garbo.
>>694638405
>playing the autoaim class
Kill your entire self.
>>694638212
My friends are all Valor, except me and one friend who I just barely convinced to go team Mystic with me.
>>694638251
I've never had it. I don't like coffee.
>>694638473
>>694638405
Well, sad to say I think most faggots fucking in public toilets are open to the public
and I have yet to see a public toilet that isn't filthy
>>694638464
Unfortunately I have not been able to pray for over a week
I think one of the pills I am taking is a muscle relaxant or something.
>>694638464
I don't play anymore, so I'll skip the killing.
>>694638251
No it isn't.
>>694638495
blasphemy.
>>694638212
I went Instinct because hunnibuns went Instinct.
that was a lot of spiderman.
>>694638711
>pray
Is that code for jerking it to the waifu
>>694638733
Assuming you played engineer when you did play tf2 I'm afraid suicide isn't optional.
Years go by and I'm still crushed about a break-up.
Do any of you have any advice on "getting over it"?
i've binged most things on netflix and league, so that's not working for me lol
>>694638464
I just drink espresso. And their espresso is bitter, which is kinda nice.
>>694638495
I didn't either, which is surprising since I live in the coffee capitol of the nation. But everything changed when t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶a̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ I got a job as a barista.
>>694638823
How sweet. They're like the Hufflepuff of the game, in my opinion.
>>694638898
better than playing tardspy or spamro.
>>694638898
Yeah basically.
>>694638744
I really don't see the appeal of coffee. In my opinion, the only reason people like it is because it's a cultural thing and it's ubiquitous. It tastes like absolute shit in my opinion.
Hello again, Spiderman.
>>694638711
I've never met a faggot in a public toilet, or really a faggot at all, so I wouldn't know.
>>694638898
I played every class. I just tripfagged as Engineer.
>>694638956
I guess that makes sense.
So what are you up to?
>>694638930
>still being upset about a breakup after "years"
Yeah I've got advice for you stop being a fucking poof
>>694638956
It's bitter because it's bad. Real espresso goes down smooth.
>>694639033
No, it really isn't. Those classes, while terrible, do not have autoaim buttons.
>>694639037
I have this image in my head of you attempting to masturbate while staying ramrod straight and not jostling your spine at all and it's really funny.
>>694639061
I drink it to stay awake, or get some tasty blends for when I don't have hot chocolate.
>>694638930
There is no way. I found someone else, but still longed for my old love. I just accepted the fact that I would always love that old person, and that helped me find another partner and kind of move on.
>>694639061
I drink coffee for the smell mostly
It makes my bedroom and kitchen smell like it all day. The taste isn't bad either. Just gotta get good stuff.
I'm Henry the 8th I am, enery the 8th I um I um
>>694639279
Good fucking god you people are pathetic.
Anyway bye dinner.
>>694637460
I'm Henry the VIII I am, Henry the VIII I am I am
>>694639130
Neither have I, but I make assumptions based on negative stereotypes
It's my right as a white heterosexual male
>>694639225
Fair enough.
So what's up?
>>694639315
Personally, I don't like the smell either. I don't really like the vast majority of foods or drinks, but coffee is actually disgusting in my opinion, and I don't see the point if you have to put in a bunch of shit to make it taste good. It defeats the purpose. But that's just me.
>>694639205
That isn't the difficult bit. Whatever pill I am taking makes it hard to keep it up
I went from 5 times a day to nothing in over a week.
>>694639340
>>694639428
I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR
>>694639429
Mmhm, heterosexual. Sure.
And I'm a communist.
>>694639428
>>694637460
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married 7 times before
>>694639405
I sure as hell am. That's why I come to 4chan and mingle with losers so I feel better knowing that everyone else here is no better.
>>694639031
They're arbitrary color choices. It doesn't matter.
>>694639729
It doesn't. My view was from a community standpoint. Mystic and Valor go back and forth at each other while Instinct just does their own thing.
>>694639516
ok this sounds like you're just strongly opinionated about your shit taste.
I agree that adding a lot of crap to it makes it gross but if you just put a little bit of something to change the flavour or take some of the edge off it's no diferent than having like some kind of dressing with your salad; wihich yeah if you go overboard defears the purpose but if you only have a little it just hcanges the experience.
Also I drink my coffee black anyway .
Anyway I've been away from work for.. 40 minutes now and they just called me back. Apparently that's how much time I get to relax between shifts these days.
>>694639612
Ew. Better dead than red.
>>694639941
Psst. My point was the exact opposite, just like my political views.
This thread needs more beef.
Theres a starrrmmaaannn
>>694639516
Took jay out shooting, fox is sleeping off a hangover, we got icecream and made her jealous.
>>694640163
Sounds like a fun day.
>>694639205
No sir, it's bad because it's bitter. Which is your opinion. Real espresso comes in many different varieties depending on where it's from, what kinda of bean, how long it's roasted, etc.
And I've never had an espresso shot that wasn't a little bit bitter, from any of the dozens on dozens of unique coffee chains I've been to.
Starbucks isn't the best. But it's far from terrible and the bitterness is something that agrees with my pallet.
>>694639198
I'm over here sniffling and coughing up my lungs. It's 4:20 pm and I've just barely gotten out of bed. Gonna have some breakfast soon, and hang out around here or play games till my friends are ready to hunt Pokemon.
What about you bb? Sup wit it?
>>694640110
Your point was awful
>>694638576
Filename
>>694639205
how to be un-poof?
what do un-poof people do?
>>694639279
i've tried getting into a few relationships since then.
i can't bring myself to "deep down" care or trust a partner, and neglect the relationship.
mostly though, everything's lost its "taste"
i wonder if that some sort of developed maturity or something
>>694640213
it was fun as hell.
go spidey
http://www.strawpoll.me/10743709
>>694640217
I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you'll feel better soon.
Nothing really. Don't feel like doing anything, like always. I haven't eaten in nearly 24 hours, and don't even feel like doing that.
>>694640346
I bet it was. It sure sounds like it.
that was a lot of spiderman.
>>694640234
I am awful. I'm also sleep-deprived and under the influence. Also out of Engi images.
>>694640273
Yes.
>>694640289
>lost taste
>maturity
Nah nigga, nah. As cliché as it is, only one that's right for you can work.
>>694640440
rip in piece sweet prince
>>694637460
now put me on a plane, so i can put you in a hearse.
>>694640579
That's so sweet.
What's up with all the store-front captchas?
>>694640419
Come to my place~ I'll make you some food that's so good you won't be able to avoid having an appetite
>>694640580
Boon dock fucking saints
>>694640692
Nah, I wouldn't eat it. I don't eat anything because everything fucking sucks. I wasn't kidding when I said I really don't enjoy anything.
>>694640712
Seriously, you must watch that movies religiously.
Get it?
https://twitter.com/i/moments/753703360226693121
avery is in france right now
>>694640806
That's my point.
It will be so delicious even you would enjoy it.
>>694640967
>twotter
get out
>>694640998
Yeah no. I don't try things because they always suck. I don't like anything.
>>694640967
i though he was in reich land?
>73
holy shit thats a lot more than 30
>>694640832
i am surprised that you dont have little jimmy stuck to your crotch
>>694638708
what's does the red bird symbol symbolise?
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