Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694600903
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
First post.
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed
baka baka
Claimed.
What is the sole purpose of our existence, /waifu/?
Im hungry
>>694618620
Cute filename, the pic is kinda bad and small though.
>>694618691
To shitpost
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Shiro is streaming himself playing cool math games.
>>694618691
To be big guys
>>694618739
Hi, Hungry.
>>694618530
Strangler
How goes it? Doing vidya?
>>694618691
To suffer
>>694618820
>>694618791
Y would u intentionally shit post
>>694618971
nevermind now he's watching porn
Gonna claim this qt here
>>694619065
Why wouldn't you?
>>694619108
That's good.
>>694619108
where?
>>694618464
I have never laid my eyes upon more perfect feet.
>>694619256
You really got him there Sachi
>>694618973
Renge
How goes it?
>>694619247
Yes indeed powerpuff
how are things?
>>694619256
I WAS going to start working on your ohayou but now I think I might bump it down something 10 places
poster below is a faggot.
If you are watching the stream you must post a simpons picture.
robbie claimed
>>694618962
Hopefully I will play some later, for now I'm just planning my weekend. What about you?
>>694619598
Whatever, I was already a faggot.
>>694619332
Autism.
>>694619523
>how are things?
Powerful.
The usual.
>>694618973
Ren
>>694619690
Usual crap. Nothing of interest.
What are your plans?
jkkj
>>694619383
renge
If dubs I buy udon after I get fired from work
>>694620645
Hey meme master, how's it going?
>>694619868
Yuuko
That's a cute image but too hot for summer
How are you?
>>694619863
>rattle
>>694619523
Doing pretty well today, curious about potential chimpouts in Murica tomorrow
You?
>>694619383
i know im too good at this
>>694619523
;-;
>>694619863
>rattle
>>694620741
Space
>>694620902
I'm petting a cat.
I too am curious about our future race wars
>>694621336
>Blacks are only 13% of American population
>Thinking they have any chance on their own
What is the cat's name?
>>694619757
Very stronk, this I can see
But are you equally fast?
>>694620902
>potential chimpouts
Black lives rally or something?
I'm good. Been studying all day. Now I just want to play vidya but no one seems up for it
>>694621018
NOhayou
あなたの行動に反映させます
>>694619868
Just going to the beach Saturday in the morning, sleeping at a friend's holiday house and coming back in the afternoon. I'm not that much excited about it but having fun doing normie things shouldn't be too hard.
>>694621534
yes am fast
me are flash
force of speed
zoomy ploomy
>>694621615
Normalfag
Here to claim
>>694620902
>>694621018
>Rattle rattle
>>694621966
Good one. I think I should finish watching Toradora.
>>694620902
ive just been chilling. not doing much. how about you?
>>694621469
Betty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cn_woPvjQI
>>694621615
Have fun normie <3
>>694622241
I just did that a couple months ago, it was pretty good but make sure to watch past the end credits of the last episode or you'll be very, very upset.
>>694621534
That kind of thing, yeah, seen rumors of something big going down tomorrow evening. What studying and what vidya? I'd join you if I weren't at work.
>>694621336
No cats to pet because they'd wind up as banjos in my house. Got a doge though. How have you been?
>>694622105
What are you up to Shizu?
>>694621018
A real champ
Done anything so far this year Sachi?
>>694621534
あなたは意地悪で
>>694622723
i stayed neet if that counts
>>694622723
Nothing. Just hanging out. How about you?
>>694622723
it's alright, some anons i know have gone away so i'm trying to keep myself occupied.
I hope cow is ready for tomorrow~
>>694618305
Obligatory sage
>>694622507
>>694621782
Meh, I'm going mostly to keep contacts and because I already lost enough friends by ignoring them.
I honestly don't see why normies love spending entire days at a beach, sure the water and sights are nice but it gets boring quickly and feels like a waste of a day.
>whole day playing vidya isn't a waste in my mind
/sperg
>>694623472
>i'm trying to keep myself occupied.
You know full well what to do.
>>694618464
those FEET!
>>694622507
Nice music, have some memecore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QaJFAj3PI
>>694622723
I'll keep that in mind.
>>694623969
I should download yamato and GuP and watch neither.
I got ya.
>>694623472
Who left? Anyone I know
>>694623426
Just "working." Ready to get the hell out in an hour and a half.
>>694622962
I'm not it does but I'll roll with it. Just chilling now?
>>694623601
Thays not how sage works
Husbando claim
>>694624326
Being able to shit post at work must be nice.
Consider me jealous. Lol
>>694622723
League, Hots, Overwatch. Anything goes for me as long as it's with you guys
>>694622962
明らかに。
私はこれを否定したことがありません。
>>694624326
Nope
People who already left thread
>>694624239
Thank you
>>694624866
Even before Hand and britfag Maki and all that?
>>694624759
It is but the work is less nice. What have you been up to lately?
>>694624798
Last night I played golf with friends with 3 other people and it was the most bullshit autistic thing but so fun
>>694624326
yeah
>>694624798
うわ〜!
>>694625297
Not a thing. My birthday was last week so that was fun. Other than that though, just being lazy.
You?
wew lad, thread is slow.
Mine.
>>694625297
Those are 2 strange examples to use.
There's a decent chunk of time between them.
I'm going to go with in the middle
Work kinda sucked
but i did catch a weedle while on break
We're starting work a hour late..... It's going to be a long one. (I hope not.)
>>694626660
Did someone say wew lad?
>>694627578
This one >>694626660
>>694627578
Yes.
>>694627855
Nice dubs anon.
>>694627578
Oh boy
Saber claimed
>>694628005
Is it happening again
>>694627049
Really? I remember them happening only a few weeks apart, back when shitposters were still parodying Hand's departure note all the time. Maybe that's just an altered sense of time, though.
>>694627507
Hey there Sanae, how's it going?
>>694626645
Oh, happy belated birthday! How old are you now?
>>694628837
It's going good. Just here, seems like we're about to start. Yourself?
>Sanae
>>694628837
24
We are finally fucking streaming anime, albeit a shit one.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694628837
Ah i see what you mean now.
You could be right there
i just remembered this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AteuGCuz_34
should i finally tie the noose?
>>694626997
Oh, are the one and only?
jjg
>Sanae
>S
>>694629332
Just got an hour left and then I get to leave this hell
>>694629882
Tight
>>694630073
Who knows
It's probably irrelevant by now anyway, huh?
>>694630034
what animu?
>>694631716
yeah
>>694631716
Lucky comrade. I'm going in now. Catch ya later. Have fun after work!
Last pic.
>Sanae
>>694631877
It was mars of destruction, now we are streaming Kiniro Mosaic season 1.
Im awake! Wasup everyone?
>Hot today
>Dryer on
>32°C
Why...
im on a serious caffine crash is 3 cups too much?
also eff my boss
claimed
>>694621336
Late bug
claimed
Camomille tea is best tea for in the evening
>>694628005
wew lad
>>694633188
Did he yell at you like you predicted?
>>694621571
how do you like my wallpaper, megumin?
>>694634256
giiiimme ur wallpaper pleeeease
>>694634440
everyone has their price. mine is lewds.
>>694634114
no but im super stressed I want to quit but I need the money
>>694634256
upload plox
>>694634822
gib 1 lewd.
>>694634615
gimme ur wallpaper
>>694634256
>doesn't even look close to megumin.
0.1/10
>>694635158
>:/
gimme 1 lewd first.
>>694632629
Did you know that I would fuck it?
>>694635228
oh fucc you
>>694634872
I cant give u nudez of my waifu bruh
Tell me exactly how cute you are in comparision to your waifu, and I will give you a free lightsaber.
It's evident that my waifu is almost as cute as me, but not quite.
>>694635286
Post pics of your wrists cut length ways
>>694635423
no u.
>>694635327
then no wallpaper 4 u
>>694635229
lewd enough
>>694635263
I did indeed.
How's it goin, Renge?
>>694635379
0/10 compared to a 10/10. Lightsaber pls.
>>694635625
finally. thanks.
>>694635810
winrar
>>694635625
thx anon
>>694635725
NO U.
>>694635229
>>694635228
>>694635974
god damn it. im gonna have fun later.
Tsubomi claimed
>>694635677
OK, prepare to have Power Girl sodomize you with the light saber until you say that you're an 11/10.
>>694636292
More like Tsu-Bone-Me
>>694636433
0.5/10 at best.
>>694635974
So who is your waifu?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Kinda late claim.
>>694637102
Best CPU.
>>694637102
Noire
>>694637102
hestia rip off?
>>694637198
Here's one for the fap folder.
>>694636584
That's a nice interpretation
>>694637034
Epic meme my dude xD
>>694636667
Put on some glasses, some cat ears, some blush, and you'll be the Cutieboy that everyone wants to hug.
Come on, meow for me!
Rory-sama claimed
>>694637507
Heya, homo.
>>694637293
Sooo cute~
>>694637317
Heyo Yuuko, how are you~?
>>694637383
>
>>694637507
Hey Rory c:
>>694637683
Thats not very nice
wew lad
>>694637787
How are ya Noire?
>>694637792
Are you even Australian?
>>694637473
W-What?
>>694637787
>
>>694636292
Everything about her looks exactly wrong
>>694635677
Just making sure. Just got off work so I'm absolutely peachy. What about you?
>>694637507
Rory
>>694637787
There's some nice warm rain happening over here. So i guess things are cool.
What's the best thing that happened to you today?
>>694638131
Yes, I am. But you should be calling me a sick cunt or a mad cunt, not a homo. I reserve that for friends and coworkers.
>>694638449
Yuuko
>>694638131
OH HAI CUNT
*takes dingo cock in anus*
HOW ARE YOU DOING MATE
*scoops vegemite into mouth with filthy fingers*
I HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE THE BANTER
*posts bait on /pol/*
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
*hunts giant spider with knife*
>>694638193
You heard me. Meow for the Australian girl, unless you want your mouth fucked by her kangaroo-like girlcock, and her Vegemite cum to blast down into your throat.
>>694637985
I'm good thanks. Just came back home, went out with a pal but it started raining.
You?
>>694638193
>
>>694638449
Glad to know. Instead here, it became kinda cold.
Probably going out tonight. Or I don't know :3
>>694638637
CUNT
C
U
N
T
>>694638717
Just woke up, eating some breakfast. Late start at work today.
>>694638684
Thats so far off the truth it isnt funny.
Its wombat cock we take
Vegemite is to be eaten with buttered bread or toast ONLY
We dont even say God Save The Queen, we say Get Fucked
And we dont hunt spiders with knives. Thats too pansy.
>>694639188
You fucked up your vertical cunt.
>>694639208
Another world-famous, good old-fashioned Australian shitpost.
Every post made by an Australian, even really good posts, are shitposts.
>>694638684
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>694638304
Overheating pretty much. It gets hot enough, and then they go and turn on the dryer and it's just hell. Woke me up, so I'm not feeling too great.
>>694638717
That was pretty much the only one I had.
>>694638684
B-But I don't have cat ears!
>>694638637
CUNT
>CUNT
CUNT
>CUNT
CUNT
>CUNT
CUNT
>CUNT
CUNT
>CUNT
>>694639654
>B-But I don't have cat ears!
Then you'll have to really sell the performance! Get down on all fours.
>>694639208
So you'll manage to relax a bit. Glad to know.
>>694639654
No worries~
I just have 3 pics of Noire cosplaying her.
>
>>694639946
L-Like this?
>late Ama claim
>>694639946
.....n-nya?
>>694640048
I've got plenty of other costumes though!
>>694640149
Cute bote.
>>694640200
Cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
>>694640149
Too late~
>>694640200
A cute :3
As much as I do.
>>694640149
Cutest tsun
>>694640339