Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694511540
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694527661
>Shinoa
Hey, what's up?
>claimed
>>694527913
>Just needed to update the play store to get pokemon.
All my apps were backed up? Thanks google!
>Mizore
#teaminstinct
>>694528137
Team Valor!
>Mizore
>>694526869
OH no no no I totally agree
>>694527661
Nah no big deal there is still hope!
>>694528031
The usual. Laying in bed, just chilling with a nice full belly. You?
>>694528245
I joined team Valor. Hell yeah!
>>694528831
There is always hope!
Team Kyouko
Best threads
Bumperino
rolling School Days
>>694529010
Thank you anon.
>>694528831
Now if you excuse me I need to take care of something
Be back later
>>694529005
>>694528245
Streaming the Last Episode of School DAys on the anime stream/chat
starting now
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Rory-sama claimed
Just got home early for once edition
>>694529812
you always work
>>694529919
roll :o
>>694529005
Also the usual, games and watching whatever. Probably going to watch some death parade and play some ranked Overwatch and hope for the best
>>694529973
roll :o
All the fast food places I normally go to are busy tonight, what the fuck.
>>694530458
>Fuck
You rang?
>Mizore
>>694530458
Run in with a backpack and yell allahu akbar
Should solve most of your problems
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME YOU PEOPLE WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS YOUR WIVES! IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU FAIL TO APPEAL TO SOCIETY SO MUCH YOU MUST CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER? YOU DO KNOW THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION, RIGHT? IF THEY WERE SOMEHOW ALIVE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU CREATURES REPULSIVE.
>>694530628
Perv.
>>694530669
Drive through m8. Although since I've got a tinted visor on, that'd be pretty funny.
Speaking of allahu snack bar, did I see Karen for a split second before I passed out?
>>694530966
>Perv.
no u
>>694529323
Eh
>>694530257
Should play as the best. Which is reinhardt
>>694530628
>>694530966
Fucking love you two
>>694529919
Best maid.
>>694530628
Even with a new phone, you still like to act like a pervert, don't you?
>>694529548
Go ahead and call me back down the hole when the episode is done.
>>694531046
How am I a perv?!
>>694530966
>Saving all your pictures from my broken phone.
>Smugblushmizore
Dio-sama...
>>694531372
Hail Dio
>>694531046
no u rape boat
>>694531331
Why give me a pretty lewd pic while trying to defend yourself?
>nice pic
>>694531510
;-;
Hello people
>Best idol claimed
>>694531863
Hello maki dakki
>>694531275
Hehe, I think you were on point with your ship
>>694531294
I can get my message through with text, just as well as I do with pictures.
>I think so anyway.
>>694531331
>Talking about tying me up nude in a public park.
No, you're totally innocent : ^)
>Pantiesssss~
>>694531800
Its true though :v)
>>694531863
Hi maki
were watching anime in a stream prettty funn
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694531275
oh, you misspelled Mercy, I'll let it slide this time
>>694531863
What's up!
Claim
>>694529930
I like that cash money
>>694531863
Tsunato~
>>694531992
Is not
>>694532817
Just accept it already
>>694531360
Sup
>>694531974
Yes I am. Not going to say I'm always right the shipping~
>>694532079
Oi! Lol
>>694531863
Sounds worse every time I hear it. How ya doing man?
>>694532012
Heyo Shino. Ah that's cool.
>>694532079
Internet crashing just as you're about to win a ranked OW game, that's what's up.
>Please kill me.
How about you?
>>694532817
Amatsu, how are you?
>>694533080
Good. I plan on keeping it that way~
Pretty good my dude. Got me a bulbasaur today. All I need is a squirtle now
>>694531974
Of course, acting like a pervert doesn't exactly require pictures.
>But pictures make it better.
>>694533080
Lol watching Death Parade and then going to ranked Overwatch.I can't wait to lose in solo queue
>>694533080
>gift
I'm fine, started a new game of HoI4
What about you?
>>694533439
>Pictures make it better.
You just hold on one minute then!~
>>694533449
Hey where have you been? I was getting lonely, my sweet Cinnabun~
>>694531275
Hiya Smuggles.
>>694531370
W-What?
>>694531800
I-It's not a lewd pic! How is that lewd?!
>>694531863
Ayyyy bby, I got that nap in. :^)
>>694531974
Completely innocent, yes.
>>694533961
>Gift time again?
>>694533439
There you go!~
We are watching an anime about ping pong, what the fuck
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694534358
Two words
>Bunny girl.
Goddamn jack daniels isnt kicking in and I have nothing stronger...
Recommend me some strong drinks I should pick up next time I hit the liquor store..
>>694534393
>Saved.
>>694534810
Wait, you guys are watching what?
>>694535135
Bacardi 151 and everclear.
>>694534336
>>694534336
Lonely smugger
>>694535135
Rebellion Bay spiced
Schofferhoffer beers
Pick any single malt whiskey and drink ot straight
>>694535198
An anime about ping pong, I don't fucking understand it.
here
>>694534358
Sup plushie. Got any of thst sleep yesterday?
>>694535135
White lightning
>>694534358
>I-It's not a lewd pic! How is that lewd?!
Panties, feet, thighs..
>gift
>>694535135
Any tequila
Any scotch
The Monster Peat
>>694535435
im confused too.
>>694535520
The faces they make tho.
>>694535435
What is there not to understand? It's a japanese cartoon about people playing ping pong. There's not a lot of things simpler than that.
I guess since it's "xDDDDDLOLSORANDOMPINPONGHAHAAHXDDDDDDDDDLOLOOOL" then it's just funny to say "I don't understand XD"
>>694535356
>
Oh my~
>>694535416
Cause you know I got somebody. So I can't fuck with just anybody. But sometimes I get lonely~
>>694534953
NEVER HAPPENED! NOPE! NUH UH!
>>694535470
Ya, ended up getting a semi-nap in before work. About 2 hours of sleep, woke up, then kinda drifted between sleep and up for another 2 hours.
>>694535480
None of those are lewd!
>Gift
>>694535269
>>694535416
>>694535470
>>694535480
Yess... yes this is good.. I should porbably do something so I can see how I am shitfaced drunk
>>694536061
It's on my computer now
>I'll have it until you "force" me to delete it~
>>694533300
Of course you do :^)
Sounds nice man. Trying to get all the starters or something?
>>694533647
Sounds like a chill time. Good luck with the OW, don't disconnect like me.
>>694533961
Glad to hear. I'm fine, could of had a better day. Night is looking nice.
>>694534358
Ayy can you make it now?
Replies are going to be slow, trying to redeem myself.
>>694535771
The artstyle is kind fucked tho, people looked pretty fucking weird.
>>694536475
Obviously, no one would give a shit about an anime about ping pong, so they have whacky funny faces while doing it so people can find it funny.
>>694536061
Those are all lewd in the right circumstances
>>694536218
Talk to Hotaru :^)
>>694536315
Something happened?
>trying to redeem myself
What do you mean?
WE just started Anne Happy episode one in 720p on my exclusive stream come join us /waifu/
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694536642
>>694536218
I used to do that. Too old. 26 year old be cant handle alcohol like 24 year old me could.
Transfer complete!
Sup guys?
>>694536805
Hmm?
>>694536928
Never had any bourbon.. Is it any good?
>>694537003
You know stuff
>>694536061
Wew lad. The life of security for a building eh?
>>694536218
No kidding but I here some people drink mouth marsh just for the alcohol. Said they get a buzz off of ithe
>>694536315
Hehe~
Hell yeah! Not only that, im also tryimg to catch all 151. Here's the rarity chart in game. We two was spotted a few days ago 40 min drive from where I live
>>694537003
Yo icee
>shinoa
My AC is just like my relationship with yuno
Fucking broken as hell
Anyway claiming
>>694536928
It looks pretty gross.
>>694537127
>>694537257
The picture got swapped.
>>694535972
>>694537231
Kek and noticed
>>694537349
I guess you're just a pussy then.
>>694536887
Damn, still in your 20s and already unable to handle alcohol?
>>694537127
Nothing
>>694537144
Jesus christ
>>694537231
Are you STILL on that shit?
>>694537128
Good stuff?
Bad stuff?
OK stuff?
>Sexy stuff?
>>694537144
Yo-Yo smugs
>>694536225
Brb, haxxoring ur computer nao.
>>694536315
At least till the end of the shift, yes.
>>694537003
Hardly salted fries.
>>694537144
Yep! Although they're doing maintenance and some of the walkway they laid down is blocking the door lock, so one of the front doors is stuck open. I'm taking it as a sign that I shouldn't leave the door unattended. :^)
>>694537349
Disappointing
>>694537611
good stuff bad stuff and ok stuff its just a blend.
>>694537372
Noticed back
>>694537606
Shut up and come fix my AC
>>694537908
You gon gimme dat ass?
Claimed
>>694538009
Don't you have any Kraut girls? Soviet girls can only be so great.
Still watching Anne Happy on the /waifu/ stream
come on in plenty of room.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Not ever switching
>>694530855
MY NORMALFAG READINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS
>>694537660
Be careful!
>I have a ton of porn on there!
>>694537902
Sounds about right.
>No sexy? Shame.
>>694537366
>
>>694537606
That's what I'm saying! Wait. Know anyone who can get you moonshine?
>>694537611
Yeeaah boi
>>694537660
Fucking kek. You do that m8. When at work, how many people come to the building THAT late at night?
>>694537908
Yay!
>>694538379
soon you will
>>694538480
I aint going that far to get drunk, jesus christ
>>694538379
Keep up with that dedication homie
>>694538421
yeah. get paid on friday so i could get more stuff. how about you anything new?
>>694538480
>moonshine
Yes
Do i want that tho
No
>>694538069
You know im top
>
>>694538836
>thumbnail
>>694538480
>>694538421
I feel like that's all there'd be... even the OS would be porn.
>>694538480
Mostly homeless people, which is why I can't leave the door. Don't need a homeless person all up in the building.
>claimed
>>694536642
>Thought I replied to this
My minds all over right now, sorry cute bote. But nope, those are not lewd, you perv.
>>694538836
Yes
>>694538977
>89 cent
>>694538889
NOW you accept it
>top
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>694536642
Kinda caught between some turmoil with some friends, would rather say neutral and ignore it since it doesn't involve me but it's not looking like that.
>What do you mean?
Talking about OW in that aspect, dropped way too low for my liking.
>>694537144
Wew, good luck with that man. I bet one of those is in The White House.
>>694537660
Haha, that's all that matters.
>>694538496
Nope, not happening
>>694538713
Will do, smuggles
>>694538763
About to move into an apartment soon
>Hopefully
Me and my roommates might be making to much money for this housing.
>Yay, making more than minimum wage means I'm fucking rich, thanks voginya.
>>694538987
>The OS is a sexualy corrupted cortana
>She begs to search for porn
>>694538616
Kek I never said to drink the whole thing in one go. That's death. Meant that you should get it the next you feel like getting real drunk
>>694538836
Yay!
>>694538889
>off by one
How bad will it fuck you up?
>>694538981
Hehe~
>
>>694538987
>mostly
Wew lad. So the few are the janitors?
>>694539263
Team Valor took the white house :3 my team rules
>>694539725
Isnt that shit hella illegal?
>>694539433
See second reply
>>694539725
>>694539154
>you ignored me ;-;
If you say so, cute idol
>>694539162
>maid?
>>694539263
Ah shit.. One of those situations where 2 friends are fighting you they involve you in?
I see
>>694539433
>still thumbnail
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2305884
Make sure to view the full size before saving
Anne Happy Episode 2
On the /waifu/ Stream
click to join the fun. shiro is on webcam
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694539683
neat. thats good for you
>Sue Ellen from Arthur Claimed
>>694539683
The scary part is I'd believe that...
>>694539725
Them, and a few tenants that come here drunk.
>>694539968
I didn't ignore you, I really thought I replied!
memes
>>694540781
Mugi.
>>694540781
get into my guts?
>>694541067
Hey Kyouko
>>694541077
dude yeah sure
>>694540332
>
>>694540781
Moogster
>>694539835
I heard there's a few legal ones
>>694539960
>
>>694540332
Wew lad. My guess your job as tsuncurirty is to keep the homeless out and check the employees when they come in or out?
Streaming tonight is a great success more to come in the future
shiro is legit wearing a football helmet on webcam.
still watching anne happy gonna switch it up after this episode
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694540197
How's it going for you?
>>694540332
Wanna be cortana?
>I won't stop you, to much~
>>694539968
yes
>>694539165
Come fix my ac and you MIGHT get a reach around
>>694539725
Well i could get legal and illegal
Both can get you fucked up
One might get me dead
>>694539835
You van buy legal moonshine at some liqour stores
But its only like 90 proof
Might as well get ever clear tbh onii-fam
Thanks for not posting 4chan
>>694541408
Dead mans wonderland Shiro or No game no life Shiro?
>>694541544
the same really
>>694541619
deadman
>>694541306
I'm sorry!
>>694541340
>Tsuncurity
That was a bit of a low blow, Smugs.
But ya, that's pretty much the job.
>>694541544
Peeeeeeerv!
>>694541340
I guess I'll check our state..
>>694541602
>MIGHT
Unacceptable, it's a goddamn common courtesy to give a reacharound
>>694541550
Noice
>>694541862
Lies...
>>694539725
>Team Valor took the white house
They were right. This game is inspiring turf wars.
>>694539968
Yeah you join one side and now there's problems with the other or you stay neutral and it all goes crap. Both want you to be the voice of reason, bunch of bullshit.
>>694541952
If it becomes colder than dick in my house then and only then will you get your dick touched
>>694541817
Taste Code white?
>>694541862
>Plays the tough security guard
>Really just wants pats
>>694542159
Valoooooooor!
>>694542309
horrible how could anyone like it
>>694541546
saucerino pls
>>694542059
I'm not lying! What do I have to do to make you believe me?
>>694542309
That seems about right, actually...
>>694542299
>If
You disappoint me, this is why our "ship" sanked hard, mizore gave me cummies and we're not even shipped
>>694541546
>
>>694541602
But both are high in alcohol percentage
>>694541862
Trying to be creative here. Maki liked tsunato
Is the pay well?
>>694541952
Talk to some red necks. They're the ones usually making the stuff
>>694542159
Kek there's a vid with a kid getting spooked cause he wasent on a team yet and the dude at the place said "team Valor or get lost"
>>694542159
I know mang, happened to me a few months back
Told them both to go fuck themselves until they get their shit together~
>>694542470
Nothing for now..
>>694542535
I JUST WANT MY HOUSE TO BE COLDER THAN 90 FUCKING DEGREES
>
>>694542583
But illegal has alot higher percentage
>>694542535
Fucking cancer gtfo
Mizore didn't even give you actual cummies
For that you'd have to meet up and fuck
>>694542583
>>694542583
Heavens, it better give me the best goddamn drunk in my life if I have to go to louisiana to get info on this shit
>>694542743
>90 degrees is hot
You're weak
>>694542782
Stay salty anon
Guys shiro is on webcam, you can kind of see his face.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694542461
You did it! How did you do it? Little taste or the whole thing direct?
Nice, it's more of an aquired taste, but once you like it, you can't stop wanting it~
>>694542470
See you are tsun!
>I'll pat you cutie~
That ass, hnnnnnnng
>I'll pat that too!~
>>694542583
But I'm not tsun!
>>694542660
>Was fully expecting you to tell me to admit things
Dodged a bullet there I guess.
>>694542953
>Perv
>Not tsun
>
>>694541546
I thought I mentioned that this looks like cannon recoil
>Battle bote bun!
>>694542867
I'm not salty
I'm just tired of every few days you and mocha-latte over here arguing about a stupid ship that doesn't mean anything. It's getting annoying. Literally noone actually gives two shits about the "ships"
>>694543124
>Literally noone actually gives two shits about the "ships"
Clearly you do if you feel the need to fling shit, but that's none of my business.
>>694543124
This is why you can't have live audiences talk during soaps
We are now starting TWIN STAR EXORCIST on the /waifu/ stream
Join us
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694542953
no id rather not go into it
>>694542743
How high?
>>694542867
Itll get you real fucked up
>>694543077
Be a mature person like maki and say "fine then"
>>694543077
I'm not in the mood now..
>>694543596
Nope.
>>694543600
Are you gunna be okay?
>>694543920
Ok then
>shinoa
>>694543077
>Now we pat a little lower...~
>>694543517
I'd go into it~
>Please?
>Mizore
>>694543920
Never!
>Ama
>>694543596
Good
>Yuno
>>694543596
I think average is around 200 proof but im not sure
Really depends who your getting it from
>>694542867
Ok then turn your ac off
claiming the dubs guy
>>694528831
Hey fuck you.
>>694543317
It's not because of the "ships" its because you two are getter so fucking worked up over something that doesn't even matter. All I want is for you and mocha to shut up about your retarded ships. They mean nothing. So what some anonymous person on the internet wasn't giving you "cummies"? No one cares that another anonymous individual flirted with you over 4chan. It doesn't matter. These "ships" are autistic and they shouldn't exist in the first place because all they do is cause drama. All ships should be disbanded. They are the downdall of /waifu/. Now, please shut the fuck up about some gay "ship" you had with a cup of coffee?
>TL;DR: shut up shut up shut up literally noone cares about your gay "ships"
>>694543358
Literally what
>>694544073
it was only a little and i did not enjoy it
>>694544299
MADMAN
