Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!
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Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!
Hi! Would anyone be interested in a g/fur discord chat?
Just look at this big handsome boy.
>>694398177
I am unfamiliar with most bats.
>>694398176
Does discord work on mobile?
Hey everyone! :P
>>694398176
I'm surprised there already isn't one
>>694398286
Yep! https://discord.gg/W2bSM
pizza
Yeah I searched everywhere for one :/ >>694398464
>>694397808
I wouldn't count on it... I'll bite into your neck as I pin you down.
>>694398626
Feetfag?~
>>694398266
There is a hunstman in my room
spiders suck
I stitched the hole in my panties! im wearing these to bed, night everyone!
>>694398764
not that much :/
>>694398868
So get a bucket, catch the spider, take it outside, and release it.
>>694399068
Fuck that noise
The house is its
>>694399059
?~
>>694399068
I can be gentle if you'd prefer it.
>>694398594
Like I said before I go anybody interested?
>>694399336
Don't be a bitch. I caught a brown recluse a couple months ago and released it outside with no problems at all.
>>694399405
I believe you have mislinked.
>>694399504
I never really thought about a g/fur discord before.
But i think it's a great idea
>>694399504
nobody is interested
>>694399531
Old meme die
>>694399547
Maybe I have. Maybe I haven't
>>694399504
I am...
>>694399787
You have.
>>694399677
>>694399649
nice dubs but immeadiatly proven wrong ^w^
>>694399531
>>694399821
>>694399863
>>image.jpg
back off before you make a stupid decision
>>694399863
sorry wrong one
>>694399856
Ok you got me.
when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. this is going to be my response
>>694399923
4chan has great mobile service ^v^
I like hotdogs
>>694399923
Don't even take the bait. If the thread reaches bump limit we'll just make a new one.
>>694400040
iphone with image.jpg gives away your location if someone bothered to look
>>694400040
>>694399949
Sorry ^w^ I thought you ment me
>>694400058
What flavour? We've got a whole range.
>>694400220
>>694399787
>>694399717
>>694399358
>>694398764
>>694398626
More paws pls
Especially with cum on them
>>694400220
Dog flavor is my favorite kind of wiener.
Chillidawgs.
>>694400323
Yesssssss
>>694400347
ok
>>694400096
You can disable this in your settings. Which I have done
>>694400731
>>694400605
<3
>>694400347
>paws
>cum on them
Don't I know you from somewhere mister?
>>694400804
:3
>>694399752
you're just antagonizing them.
>>694400932
Maybe. Are you the guy that gets all pissy when I say "cummy paws"
Cause I love cummy paws.
>>694401050
This, antagonise us instead
>>694400804
>>694401152
>>694401132
Of course not, quite the opposite. I'm talking about a specific tripfag
>>694401152
How do you recommend I do that?
>>694401329
Well I don't know if it's me or not. And you don't have a name so I can't tell if I know you. But I think we're strangers.
Hi, you can call me Pupper. Unless you can think of something better to call me, then by all means use that instead.
>>694401132
I don't get pissy, I just think it's autistic.
>>694401462
Maybe with a hotdog?
Up to you what you do with it though..
>>694401547
So much so that you feel compelled to say so every time the term cums up.
Kinda sounds like pissy to me. If it's not pissy than it's definitely autistic.
>>694401475
Hi pupper <3
Call me rover
>>694401722
No, I just like to point out when people are retarded. If you want to be autistic then be guest, but I'm going to call you out on it every time. I'm not autistic, just an asshole.
>>694401652
I'll ingest it in some way.
anybody with experience of fur meetups? Cringe or Chill?
>>694401859
>I just like to point out when people are retarded
Well that's can't be right
You never seem to respond to yourself
>>694401969
Sounds pretty right to me.
>>694401871
I've got one fresh for you. Still warm. It's a big one though
>>694401859
Dude if you can't see/hear a simple, innocent phrase without slamming whoever said it, you might actually be legitimately diagnosably autistic. So, have fun with that.
>>694401826
Hai Rover <3
Why don't you get namesync ? I'd like to be able to recognize you next time you're in a thread with me.
>>694402042
That is what I prefer. Why would you want something small?
>>694402104
I don't think you understand. The phrase itself never bothered me. It's how you reacted to me that amuses me. You sperged the fuck out and wrote a god damn text wall because I said one sentence. I think it's hilarious, so of course I'm going to keep calling you out on it.
>>694402164
I'd love to but I don't think you can on a mobile? Just look out for the OP image in every thread. I'm usually on at this time.
>>694401903
I almost went to one on the fourth of July last year. I saw pictures of it later, the place seemed cool, the people looked like they had fun, but I'll be damned and burned if they didn't all look like stereotypical, cringy, nerdy, unpopular social outcasts.
That being said, I do still want to go to one, because looks aren't everything or something like that, right?
>>694402181
Depends what you're going to do with it.
>>694402258
>>694402104
Guise just kiss and make up pls
>>694402343
I think you can actually, but I don't use mobile.
>>694402258
I took you seriously before. Now I just think you're mentally challenged and your persistence is just proving me right. Anyways, I've had enough talk about your mental and linguistic barriers, so unless you've got something better to discuss this conversation is over.
>>694402676
>forgetting to post porn
>>694402164
>>694402343
I'll buy a laptop sometime in the future and use that.
listen I'm trashed drunk and I'm embarrassed to ask how the fuck do I use namesync
It won't seem to work for me
>>694402632
He's actually not that bad of a guy. I'm a pretty chill dude for the most part, but to me he's one of those guys that's fun to fuck with.
>>694402676
>I took you seriously before.
And that's why you embarrassed yourself. I wasn't serious at all when I brought up the cummy paws thing. Why do you think I used this as a reaction pic? But yeah, as said above, you're an alright dude. Don't take anything I say seriously.
>>694402632
As a rule of thumb, I don't kiss, make up with, or generally be friends with assholes. And self-proclaimed assholes are just that much worse.
>>694402486
You make a fine point. Any others?
>>694402856
You need namesync AND 4chanX
>>694402858
You might have been embarrassed for me, but I myself wasn't embarrassed. I took the picture seriously as well. You understand, social interaction using text as a medium makes it hard to convey tone, etc etc
>>694402744
Please do. In the meantime see this link for mobile namesync.
https://namesync.net/mobile/
>>694403103
Kek, what is serious about that pic? It's meant to be ironic. That's why the face is expressionless. I don't know why you took it so seriously, but I'd be a hypocrite if I said I don't do the same. I usually take things way too seriously, but still like to have fun sometimes.
But all this aside, what's going on with you?
>>694403103
I've added 4chanX.. It just never seems to work.
>>694402947
Sarcasm? Can't think of any.
hotdogs getting cold though, you'd better eat it.
>>694403404
Idk you probably just did it wrong, stupid.
>>694403393
Sitting naked in my room drinking tea. I'm sick and lonely but surprisingly less depressed than usual, even considering my friend got me fired from my brand new, and much needed job. Maybe it's because of Pokemon GO. I've been getting out more than usual, so it's probably doing 'good' things for my health or some shit.
And what are you up to? How's life and whatnot?
>>694403512
I'm a bit sensitive to hot things so I may need to wait a little more.
>>694403747
Hey, at least you can stay optimistic about it. That's good.
Life sucks, but I'm also surprisingly less depressed than usual. I'm debating if I should sleep or not. It's like 6:30AM here, but I'm not really tired.
>>694403215
I'm trying now. The app doesn't download though.
How come you're so interested in me all of a sudden? Not saying it's a bad thing.
>>694403812
Well if you wait too long the hotdog might come to life and force you to eat it.
How do I tell my friends that I'm gay?
>>694399856
Hey fool, you lurking or did you leave?
>>694404290
by sucking their cocks
>>694403987
Well, I'm not really optimistic about it, per se. I have a horrible record and don't even know where to start with getting a new job. And I'm not exactly motivated either, even though basically my entire life depends on it right now, since there's nobody to help me out except my roommate, who I've owed money too (and paid back almost all of it) since I moved in. He's probably getting fed up and when he decides it's been enough I'll be fucked.
But, it's just not making me depressed anymore. So not really optimistic, just less pessimistic. I've moved from the negatives into the more neutrals I guess. Maybe it's the first step or something, Idk.
I'm having the same internal debate. I think the best option for both of us is to sleep, but like I said I'm lonely so I'm going to suggest you stay awake longer.
Why's life suck for you? What's going on in your world?
>>694404290
Go up to them and say "I'm on team Valor"
>>694404381
makes sense
>>694404107
Idk, you were nice to me I guess? Most of the interactions I have on /b/, and in g/fur is with assholes so it's always refreshing to find a cool guy.
Do you have Android or IOS?
>>694404715
Fair enough, you're a pretty cool guy yourself. iOS. I click the link to the app but it comes up in the store that it doesn't exist.
Really need to invest in that laptop though.
>>694404884
Forgot furs
>>694404489
Less pessimistic is definitely a start. Keep at it, and you'll get there eventually.
Nothing really in particular. My life is decent. I've got enough to survive, but nothing interests me. I've been severely depressed since I was pretty young, and everything just fucking sucks. I don't enjoy anything, and have no motivation. I've never really had a chance to do anything I enjoy or thought I would enjoy for very complicated reasons, and when I do get to do something it's very disappointing. I've pretty much just given up on everything. It's rare that I'm even like this, I'm usually so depressed that I literally don't even eat or drink anything, or do the necessary things to survive. So I guess feeling not completely terrible is a good change.
>>694405047
Definitely sounds like a good change. Lookit that, we're both experiencing a bit of an [emotional] improvement. Huzzah, I guess.
>>694404884
It's probably broken
>>694405023
Said the faggot fur.
>>694404201
Not the worst option. How would it forceme to do so?
>>694405402
Yep. Hopefully things will continue to get better for the both of us.
Anyway, I've been up for way too long, so I'm gonna try to get to sleep. Good night, dude.
>>694405047
> "I'm stupid and lazy but won't admit it so I'll convince myself and others that I have deeper problems"
>>694405580
Sleep well.
>>694405402
>It's probably broken
Yeah I thought so. I've really got to come up with a better nickname for you. How about Paws?
>Said the faggot fur.
I think you misread that
>>694405661
Oh I did misread that.
You're still a faggot fur though~
Sure, you can call me Paws if you want. Better than some of the things I've been called
P.S. I think you forgot furs again
>>694405451
With a little rough play, maybe some bindings. Then it would find its way to your mouth while you're vulnerable.
>>694405807
I'm not gay bro it's just a prank.
And I did, stupid me, getting a little tired.
>>694405657
Hold on, I gotta argue with retards for a moment. I like it when people say stupid shit like this
>>694405655
You obviously don't understand depression. And I didn't go into any real detail about my life. I said it was decent. Decent now, that is. It's still not great, but that's not the point. Alongside my severe depression lies other things like terrible anxiety, as well as possible personality disorders. My life used to fucked up. Now it's just less fucked up. So shut up, and don't say stupid shit before I really make you look stupid.
>>694405813
And once it's found it's way there?
>>694405655
Depression is a very real, and very severe condition which reduces motivation, will to live, etc, while also disrupting the natural creation and oscillation of chemicals in the brain, including serotonin, melatonin, norepinephrine, dopamine, and others relating to sleep patters, happiness, and much more.
It's also been proven to actually altar your DNA in a way that keeps you depressed.
TL;DR you're an idiot get some education.
>Not even the guy you were talking to
>>694405937
Oh, okay. Well in that case prank me harder ;D
Those furs are qt
>>694402876
Guess you like cock then. More ass for me.
>>694406216
Damn, way to get technical on his ass. Well said.
But seriously, I'm out now.
>>694406271
>>694406293
Actually, you are. We're getting pretty close to the image cap, and unless you're the complete no-life loser that we all know you are, you won't be sticking around for the next thread.
>>694406216
What a coincidence
Came to fag thread and find discussion about an heroing
Just do it
>>694406088
I think you know what happens next
The hotdog pushes itself up against your lips, begging to be eaten. A little bit of sauce on its tip.
Taste it, you might like it.
>>694406006
Boy, your non-falsifiable statements about your life really showed me. Fuck off to tumblr.
>>694406409
lol thanks. And goodnight. I look forward to seeing you around.
>>694406364
oh shit...
>>694406417
Ohhhh is this reverse baiting?
Facinating
Then let me reply with
>Why don't you go hug your parents?
>Oh right, they are disgusted by you faggot
>>694406484
Guess whos back bitches.
>>694406436
Nobody said anything about suicide so gj idiot.
>>694406288
How do you suppose I do that? Talk to you in two seperate conversations?
Give me some pointers ;)
>>694406581
More. I get off to the abuse. Abuse me like ghost would.
To help the scat fag
>>694406679
Oh I thought by prank you meant gay stuff. Like the gay stuff is a prank. So I meant like...
You know nevermind.
>>694406581
What's wrong with suicide? It's pretty good.
>>694406686
So you probably like being called a fagboy sissy slut then don't ya boy?
>>694406923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk
>>694406452
It's sweet. What kind of sauce is that?
I was gonna launch this thread into orbit but now i cant. Good day Fags
>>694406216
There's a difference between being depressed and just being a dumb, lazy asshole which is what most of the whingers in /b/ will be. Retard.
>>694406891
>>694406891
I know what you meant silly, maybe I can prank you harder in the next thread?
>>694407195
Well it's not mayonnaise, even though it's white. You get a better taste for it on the back of your tongue.
>>694398156
>tmw you're such a furry you know for a fact the bottom kangaroo is male
>>694407373
Will it go farther back?
>>694407482
Of course, I'm just looking for an excuse to enter your mouth
>>694407558
I believe it's already gone in. I have been bound. Pretty much up to you at this point. Continue in next thread?
>>694407217
Wow such a compelling argument.
>I think, uhh, duhhh, they just making it up about being sad and stuff. Retard.
