Waifu claiming thread.
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>>693885168
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>693896931
>Tsun
Yup, sounds like an extremely fun night :^)
>>693897904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4
Claimed.
Claimed
>>693898258
I don't even care anymore, I'm dying from that lol
>Claiming
>>693898081
Don't you need the scissor blade for that?
Dio-sama...
Onara Gorou is a lot better than what I expected from a 3 minute long episodes anime about a fart.
Mei is bae
And bae is claimed
Rory-sama claimed
I hate rep grinding
I'm kinda tired
might as well go to sleep
>>693898416
I have both scissors blades lying around
Let me go find them
>>693898414
That's what I thought, can't take yuno from me bitch
Mine
>>693898458
Anime about a fart... huh...
If trips all waifus are mine
>>693898643
Sleep well
>>693898671
Maybe another time. The stars weren't aligning to give me the proper powers
>>693898688
>checked
How's it going?
she's my only waifu, she's been around a long time.
>>693898733
Like I've claimed, it is a lot better than what it sounds like to be, when I was searching for things to watch, I saw Onara Gorou and it looked pretty fucking boring and unfunny since it was about a fart. But earlier today my friend just sent me a link and told me to "Watch this" I didn't recognise the name and the fart didn't apear before around half the episode so I just felt forced to watch it full and I was far from disapointed.
>>693899066
Uhhh huhh..
>>693898124
Ahhhhh, I'm 2 eevee candy away from evolving!
But I also now have a fearow.
>>693899184
Part of me questions your definition of "disappointment," but I'm going to go give it a try.
Yoko claimed.
>I bought two things at the convention and wanted to inform a couple of waifus on what I got.
>Shizuru and Kurumi to be exact, but the former isn't awake and >>693898643 (Kurumi) is about to sleep.
>>693899408
Tell me about your experience once you're done.
>>693899188
Do dubs count?
>>693899811
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
Nope, try again
>>693899811
Only if you call 4 of them in a row.
>>693899974
>>693899997
Well shit. I'm not gonna bother anymore
I'm off to bed. Later everyone!
>>693900242
Sleep well!
>>693899066
I'm fine
>>693898661
Would Ryuko let you have hers? and how the hell would you get Nui's?
>>693899560
Well, after watching the first episode, I definately have to agree with you. It's has its fair share of "what the fuck?" moments, and it is funny in its wierdness... surprising.
I will grant you one wish
>>693899382
I have a 280 Pidgeot
>>693898243
There was a bit of traffic. Small close call, made for a fun ride.
>Mfw my mindset has gone from "splitting lanes and swerving is dangerous and unneeded" to "fuck this shit, split no matter what" in less than 6 months
>>693901348
A cute imouto
>>693900786
Good to hear you agree.
>>693901348
Some cringey thing about 2d anime girls.
>>693901348
I wish that whatever I say is true.
>>693901759
I'd bet you want to pop her tight cherry you sick fuck.
>>693899444
>/waifu/ is ignoring (my) trips.
Is this normal?
>>693901385
>
>>693901518
An eevee came into my house while I was upgrading
>>693902434
Second part.
>>693902374
You got trips? Sorry I missed them.
>>693902374
Want loods as compensation?
>>693901759
Granted, but she dates you're rival.
>>693901799
Granted, see one of the posts above you.
>>693901991
Granted, someone asks about you're fetish.
>>693902374
People always ignore my trips I even got a few quads completely ignored, I may have once been called the "god of gets" so they're never a surprise, but I'd like to get a few (you)s that says "wew checked lad" sometimes.
>>693902434
>>693902489
I dont go walking and am more focused on work while at work. But lemme get a screencap real quick.
>>693903032
Part 2
>>693902434
>>693902489
I'm surprised that I'm not as into it as I thought I would be. I was hyped to hell when I first heard of it. And I haven't even downloaded it yet.
>>693903140
Last 3
>fuck your Scyther
>I might go for a walk after work because I think there are Dratini there
>Rory-sama
>>693902916
Shit I should've asked for jba vampirism but I felt like it would be too embarassing and edgy to ask and I didn't want the shithole called /waifu/ that is filled with a bunch of degenerate retards that are bound to live alone forever to make fun of me and think lowly of me, I've made a mistake simply to keep my ego intact
>>693902957
wew checked lad
>>693903032
I bike, my friends told me about this game after it came out.
>Accidently picked bulbasaur instead of squirtle
>>693903323
Found it tonight, natural 360 something cp
>The ball curves when you throw it at him.
>DRATINIIIIIIII
>>693903189
Download it and try it out
>That pic
>Mmmmmm~
Team Valor!
>>693903638
You make it curve.
>give it a spin
My friends are going Valor and dominating all the gyms in the local area. Also I leveled up that Pidgeot from a Pidgey. Actual work OP.
>my Oddish is literally Satan
>Rory-sama
>>693903621
I appreciate it.
>>693903638
Mizore i have squirtle and i caught a jigglypuff today i was stoaked>
>>693904005
stoked*
Check your fucking spelling you retarded fuck!
>>693903588
>and think lowly of me
But if you rejected you're humanity you would become something greater.
Perhaps next time you could wish to have that strange mask.
>>693904115
good thing we have a fagget shitposter in here to check spelling.
>>693904161
ye,sure,woeva
back with the love of my life
>>693904240
You more.
>>693902957
I'll be able to handle people ignoring trips, but quads?
>>693903638
>Download it
>Go up to roof
>Rayquaza/Deoxys
Would i win at life if that happened?
>>693904367
I'm 99% sure I played some flash dating sim in middle school involving her...
>>693904568
It's mostly because of the whole god of gets part.
>>693903895
No way I made it curve, I threw the ball straight and it curved right. Like waaaaaaay to much
>Still got an excellent hit on him though.
I wanted to go Insight, but friends are valor so I had to go valor.
>Hail him.
>>693904005
>Caught a jiggly puff
Nice!
Fiora from Xenoblade Chronicles boom claimed niggers
check em
>>693904568
Wasup man how are you doing?
How was your con or whatever you went to..
Claimed, Rally Vincent. My sweet chocolate waifu.
>>693904367
Can you bring more than a thumbnail next time? Even on mobile I need to go full Asian eyes.
>>693904367
From the harem Manga right?
>>693904677
I think I played the same game.
>Yes you would win, but legendary pokemon are like raids.
The cancer of WoT is artillery. So frustrating to be shot by an invisible tank across the map who has had his eye on your for the whole game...
Anything I miss?
Bumping, is this bread stale?
>>693905007
So I'm not going crazy!
>I have no idea how the game even works. Odds are, I'd just get a Sylveon, and maybe try to search for a Gardevoir after. Then it's just a matter of getting a full Eeveelution team.
>>693905141
Artillery (and the fact I sucked at the game) are the reason I quit WoT.
Claiming
>>693905755
eat shit
Claiming.
>>693905141
>>693905655
>Haven't played in forever.
>Played it when it came out
>Only played arty.
Love you guys.
>>693905655
Its gen one only. No sylveon or ralts
They might add more gens later?
>>693906084
>Mizore literally plays everything I dislike
Tsk tsk.
>No Sylveon
>No Ralts line
Whyevenplay.png
>>693906084
Eh, at least you aren't part of the problem anymore.
What got you to quit?
>Hamakaze claimed
How are you all?
>>693905987
If i was dio i would be a shitty vampire
>>693906442
Lewd
>>693906554
Good just started drinking
Wit u been doin
>>693904813
good point
What is life /waifu/?
>jenny claim
>>693906325
>Thinking anything past gen 1 is good.
Call me an elitist, but 251 is fine with me.
>I don't actually care
Of course I play everything everyone hates.
>I'm an asshole player
You know that guy that ran noob tube one man army? That was me.
>>693906415
Team matching was shit when I was playing, server issues.
Now I play war thunder.
>Love bombers.
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>693906824
Sounds like a blast. I've been playing Red Dead Redemption for the past few days.
>>693906853
Hey jenny, been a while.
>>693906860
>tfw no war thunder on xbox one yet
Why must I pick shitty consoles!
>>693904725
Even though I'm a new poster here on /waifu/, mark my words: if I get quints and they go unnoticed, I'll claim a different waifu for a month.
>>693904752
Doing great and the con was also good.
>Tbh I mostly walked laps around the vendors hall looking for merch because I was so indecisive.
>Read >>693899444.
>I also saw episodes 7 and 8 of One Punch Man while I was there.
>I'll reveal what I bought once Shizuru and Kurumi get back on.
>>693906860
Oh, you play war thunder? I love that game! I bombers are the opposite problem from artillary, I personally feel we need more bombers.
Do you play realistic battles, arcade, or sim?
What tier are you in your nations?
>>693907095
Good night kyouko!
>>693906824
Or a dino husbando
>>693907095
'night Kyouko
>>693907150
yeah i know. i don't really post everyday. I have other things to worry about. How are you? did i miss anything big?
>>693907551
No one gives Diego the respect he deserves, not even me.
Shitty horse lover.
Good evening
>>693907150
I didnt really care for red dead
I did beat the story tho
>>693907360
I want to know what you bought
>when i went to a convention i bought porn redline and a wallscroll of my waifu
>pic related
>>693907700
BLIND BLIND BLIND BLIND BLIND BLIND BLIND
is better probably
>>693906554
Decent enough I guess, how bout you?
>>693906853
Fast.
>>693906860
I absolutely adore Sylveon, and pretty much all the Eevee family.
>I have a thing for cute mons
Lol, u cheeki cunt
>>693907095
Night Kyokokokoko.
>>693907700
Hiya Emi.
>>693907677
Im alright. If anything important happened I missed it as well since I haven't been on much either.
>>693907770
I really like the game. Five finger fillet and Duels are my favorite thing to do.
>>693907697
Diego was arguably better than DIO but neither are better than Kira
>>693907871
heya, what's up?
>>693907150
It's so good. Tanks came out like the middle of last year, ships are coming soon.
>Eventually you will be able to do all three In one big match, that's the end goal for them.
>>693907378
Arcade, I can't remember my tiers, but I have the one after American b27.
>No skill involved, your gunmen rack up kills while you bomb out enemies.
>>693907871
>Cheeki breeki
Fairy types are cancerous.
>At least for release
CLAIMED
>>693908125
Galactic Novas.
It's also a Pixar movie
>>693907871
It's never to not be fast
>>693908042
oh well, guess that's what happens when you don't worship /wafu/.
>>693908438
Nice, just got done playing Overwatch. Watching Death Parade now
>>693908249
You're telling me..
>BOTE ASS
I hope we get it on xbox one since we have the whole cross play thing now
>>693908583
Yup, I need to be more consistent
Any of you played pokemon go yet?
>>693908042
I enjoyed the story i just thought it could have had better gameplay
>>693908769
phone doesn't have an SD yet. probably can't run it anyway. the things a dinosaur
>>693907770
Fine, I bought a wallscroll and a figurine.
>I won't tell you what series they're from, though.
>It's easy to guess because of who I wanted to talk to earlier.
>The suspense I'll leave you with is whether I wanted to show the wallscroll to Kurumi and the figure to Shizuru or the other way around.
>>693908971
>jenny
>>693908125
Not much, debating on just watching a bunch of drift clips, or playing WoWs.
>>693908583
Gotta go fast, all the time.
>>693908249
I'm not a hardcore player, so I just go with the flow and get what I think is cute.
>>693908871
I like the story, I almost finished the game on my xbox 360 before the HDD corrupted.
>>693908971
Damn, that sucks man
>>693909152
Gotta go fast and try to outrun my feelings...
>notfastenough.jpeg
>>693909152
nice, my sub ran out and I'm like 600 gold away from being able to afford a token. probably going to wait till legion before i resub though
I think I'm going to go to bed now.
Goodnight /waifu/.
>>693909152
Yeah, I just like what looks cool.
>Magmar was my shit
>I spent 20 minutes sitting in the middle of a dark cemetery tonight, using a Pokemon lure
No fucking ghost types, fuck me.
>>693909001
Are you gonna hot glue it?
Is it a qt?
I wanted a figurine but i couldnt find one of my waifu or one i really wanted
>>693909422
Are they making another one?
I thought i heard they were
If they do i will probably play it
Maybe they can fix some of the game play i didnt like
>>693909919
I hope they do. I love western style free roam games.
>>693909422
well to be honest it doesn't bother me. I only want a phone that can take calls/text, browse the web and take photos. Not much of a phone gamer anyway.
>>693909152
>you can run fast
>but you never outrun memes
>>693909859
sleep tight
>>693909422
I'll soon be able to go fast enough to escape any bad feelings I get! Whether I kill myself in a wreck doing so is another matter.
>>693909528
Nonono, World of Warships! I bought a month of WoW time, and it's still active... but I just have no urge to play after trying to go back after the movie and get ready for Legion. It's just.... boring and tedious.
>>693909900
I look back at the names I used to give my pokemon.... kill me pls...
How hard?
>>693910089
>Implying I'm a nobike
>>693910089
Thats true. I like having a few games if I ever get bored though
>Hamakaze
>>693910180
I liked my Pokemon with normal names.
Tell me some.
>In the cemetery? Noone around can hear~
>>693910078
If they made another Gun or even remasted it i would be so happy
That was my favorite western style game
It sucks that moat western style games are garbage its such a good genre that has a hell of alot of potential that game companies could really blow our minds with
>>693910180
>implying bike can outrun memes
Get on my level shrub
>>693910235
yeah, fair enough. the most i've had though is just temple run.
>>693909900
>oh hello, visiting family too?
>NO! I'M CATCHING POKEMON NOW FUCK OFF
>>693910467
I named my Flareon, Cutie. Who does that?!
>The rest of them are named after family members and pets
Justendmysuffering.png
>Till a zombie pops out of ground
>Or someone else looking spook mons
>>693910694
Ill end it if you confess to being a qt3.141 tsun rider
>>693909919
I saw figurines of you (silver haired) and Dio while I was there.
>I might have also seen one of Mami IIRC, but I can't be too sure.
>Why didn't I mention this sooner?
>Read the filename.
Claimed
>>693910180
yeah...mmo's get pretty tedious. I'm hoping legion will be able to keep me on longer than warlords or pandaria did. not going to get my hopes up though.
How did you like the movie?
>>693910467
I found two Gastlys while walking around on an urban trail in the dead of night. Its was spoopy
>>693910180
Soon
>>693910649
Gun was really good but also really short.
>>693910681
Simple game, hours of fun
Caught this hypno in the middle of the road earlier today
>I just finished roiding it up with candy
>Hamakaze
>>693910893
To be fair the only conventions ive been to have been pretty shit
>>693911238
Ya but the side quest made up for it
Also all the random shit you could run around and explore
>>693911604
TSUYU
>
>>693911604
I see you
>>693911238
sounds neat. So it like some sort of google map thing where you just walk around and catch pokemon specific to your area?
>>693910860
Don't you have to sleep at some point?!
>>693910997
Birb 2.0
>>693911038
A lot of people hated Cata, but I enjoyed the fuck outta it. Never raided, and that's where I hear most peoples complaints came from. I assume Legion will be another Warlords, honestly.
Movie was pretty fucking good, if not for a few inconsistencies and a bit of a fast pace. If you didn't already know what was going on, I could see someone easily being completely lost.
>>693911238
I think I'll text my dad right now. Ask how it's going.
>>693911604
Froge.
>>693910681
It was midnight
>Had to do it right!
>>693910694
Cutie! That's great.
>2spooky
>Ghost Pokemon and water Pokemon are my favorite.
>>693911238
I want a haunter.
>Lick attack.
>>693911928
You know it
>>693911995
i wouldn't have the balls to do it at midnight.
>>693911876
HI <3
>>693911885
But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
>>693911928
Ribbit.
>>693911876
Thats true. Its been a while since I've played gun
>>693911885
Yeah, and it forces you to get up and be active
>>693911928
Have fun
>>693911995
Im going to keep collecting Gastlys until I can evolve one or find a haunter
>>693898124
Nonon Jakuzure is queen.
>>693912523
i will never see how kids can enjoy that sub-par
>>693912710
i suppose it's a neat idea then. Back when i got SoulSilver i used to walk alot because of the pedometer.
>>693911995
I thought Flareon was cute as fuck, eh!
>Want a haunter for Lick
We all know what you'd be having it lick. ~.~
>>693912440
What's new?
>>693912523
How goes?
>>693912710
I wish.
>>693912710
Ghost types would be fucking broken where I am. All normal and bug types, few dark and poison.
>>693912456
I did do it.
Was spooky
>I was walking back in the dark towards my bike, I saw something run away from me.
>>693911876
How so?
>>693911928
I also loved the movie, Sucks to see all the critics were against the movie from the very start. I also knew it wasn't going to follow the same exact story from warcraft 1, they never do and there's no point really, i liked seeing a different take on it anyways. It's rumored that a lich king movie is next but I guess we'll see. Loved seeing all references and easter eggs
>>693911928
5pm yo. Ill sleep later.
>>693913024
Vaporeon is life.
>Water pokemans.
>Ice too
You know it~
>Chance to paralyze and dark damage of course.
>>693913033
>shit! this guys hunting for ghosts too! RUN!
Kirara claim
>>693913117
>Lich King storyline
Emi, don't do this to me. That was some of my favorite lore outside of Ashbringer!
>>693913149
RIP
>>693913344
>Glaceon is adorable
You'd take that chance, I know you would.
>>693912523
I havent seen you or my shipmate in a while
Still getting your life together?
>>693912710
Did you ever play call of Juarez
I played one of them but i heard the series turned to shit
>>693913058
The only good thing to see was the merchant hall
Non of the panels i went to were any good
Most of the cosplayers sucked or were too fat to be their character
>>693913538
It was a cat.
>That's why no ghost pokemon.
>>693913618
Glaceon is good too.
>Being paralyzed would just make it better!
>>693913677
So, you not goin to Afest?
also
>Akon29 is starting at $50
Fucking jews
>>693913014
Oh m8, the pokewalkr was the shit. I ended up losing my original one but one of my brothers friends gave me his.
>>693913024
Licky tongue
>>693913033
There are tons of fire and ground/rock types where I live. I need me a water type
>>693913677
Never played but I have seend CoH Gunsliger on the xbox market
>>693913849
Kinky Mizore is always kinky.
>>693914087
I got a few places I can go for water types since I'm right next to salt marshes lakes and the ocean.
>Going tomorrow afternoon
>>693914197
You know it
>Actually wanted haunter for licks dark and paralyze.
You made it lewd, not me.
>Mizore
>>693912523
Sup Froppy
>>693913618
Why, I have no idea when Im working romorrow.
ERECT
![Kirino [218].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/497/1459497074586.jpg "Kirino [218]")
![mizore[3].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/977/1463977907284.jpg "mizore[3]")
