HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!
By order of der Führer, show hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Anti Nazi organization affiliate, shot on sight.
2 - Regular German citizen, released.
3 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp.
4 - Gestapo, released.
5 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
9 - Nazi soldier on leave, released.
0 - Disabled individual, arrested & sent to German asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: you break out, if 6-9: you stay in the asylum. 0 = Sane & legally released.
88 - Kommandant, released.
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, honored & released.
x4 - Eva Braun herself. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer himself. Glory to Deutschland!
>hands over papers
Gute jagd, männer!
>>693702063
JUDEN!
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Was zum fick ist going on?
>>693702732
Heil Hitler!
Sieg Heil
>>693702919
Enjoy your break!
Glory to Deutschland!
I don't know warum but I love these fadens.
nein
>>693703375
>>693703395
HALT! You two are criminals of the 3rd Reich!
Entschuldigen Sie bitte.
Roll
Que?
>>693703702
Yes was ist your problem?
Try me, faggot.
>>693703760
Re-roll 4 freizeit
heil
>>693703760
>>693703940
Can't catch me now, krautz
Sieg heil
>>693703940
You may leave the Asylum, sorry for the mix up!
Don't mind me, coming through
>>693704020
Well sheeeeit
>Rerollololol
Hi there goy- i mean guys heh
>>693704283
No wait guys i can explain
>>693704283
GAS
>>693704230
>Yusssss
Oy vey here we go
>>693701629
ree
>>693701629
Seig heil
KRANKENWAGEN!
>>693704283
Have fun in Gasland
>>693701629
Ich bin nur ein guter deutscher Bürger auf der Durchreise in die Reichshauptstadt Germania. Heil Hitler!
>>693704466
idk what Schutzstaffel means, but i got released. this is good.
>>693704283
JUDEN!
Hi.
>>693704381
>>693704283
Damn twice exposed
>>693704499
Re-roll
He heil
kek
>>693701629
sup niggas
>>693701629
rollin
>>693701629
Hi Hitler
>>693704460
rolling for zhe freiheit in Germania
Don't mind me.
>>693704655
>>693704699
Two spies hon hon hon
>>693701629
>2016
>Death camp
rerol
>>693704699
reroll fuckers
>>693704775
Well to the asylum you go.
>>693701629
Sieg heil!
>>693704639
Have fun in prison, Amerikana!
>>693701629
Gutten tag
>>693704809
Maybe we should call it summer camp?
>>693704856
if they dont come quick im just gonna kill myself
sayonara
>>693701629
Roll
Buenos dias mein führer.
Rolling for my fatherland
Roll
Mein Fuhrer
>>693701629
Roll
Hallo.
No problems here!
>>693704993
Oh, the irony. My great grandfather was SS
Rolling
>>693705155
Your papers are inconsistent with your uniform and serial number, we'd like to ask you a few questions.
Ich bin keine Jude, Blödkopf. Bist du?
Rolllll
>>693705198
Your great grandfather may have been SS, but you seem like a homosexual
Wachen, verhaften!
>>693705007
Bond is captured
Hier bitte, meine Papiere
Roll
>>693705387
Welche Papiere? Mitkommen zum Verhör!
>>693705296
Must have been a misunderstanding, I'm no criminal.
>>693705387
Verzeihung, ich kann mir nicht erklären wie ich sie verloren habe
>>693702063
>Nice try Jew
>>693705397
Fufufu, sorry about those lost papers Nazi-san
Shaloam
Just passing through
>>693705490
Lucky bastard, 101st parajumped and saved your ass.
>>693701629
rawl
rolling for victory
>>693705360
According to my rolls, I'm a Jewish Homosexual. Too bad I wasn't at Pulse a few weeks ago.
>>693701629
rawlxxx
>>693702919
Lot happened while you were on vacation Steve. We gotta have a meeting.
allahuakbnr
>>693701629
Don't worry just passing through. Heil Hitler!
>>693705537
Really, I'm such a klutz. Sorry for all the trouble.
>>693701629
KEK
ich bin ein berlineeeeeeeeer
>>693705712
>Regular German citizen, released
Regular German citizen, released
Rawlin
>>693701629
You didn't hear? You guys lost. Your "Führer" ran to south America with his tail between his legs while his regime burned. You can go home. Shoo.
Your shoes are untied.
> no Jew here...
>>693705803
well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Deutschland Erwache
Heil dem Führer des deutschen Reichs!
>>693705770
Tfw the Nazis thinks you're a retard
Ich bin ein katze
>>693705897
Erm, you dropped your pockets?
>>693705843
>Führer ran to south America
US-American education, everyone.
>>693706053
shet
>>693701629
Heil Hitler!
i'll be going now
>>693705952
Nice try dirty Jew
4 get
SEIGHEIL DAS FUHRER
>>693705453
>>693705494
Lassen Sie mich nächstes Mal einfach durch, jetzt verpasse ich wahrscheinlich noch den Zug nach Berlin!
roll
>>693705990
You were all wrong about me /b/
I am not a retard after all
>>693705755
Fuck...reroll!
Guten tag, motherfuckers
>>693706211
oh fuck
roll
Here you are sir, no problems I presume?
>>693706203
Just a regular german citizen
But your nose seems a little too big, David Israel Shekelberg!
Here we go
no queers or kikes here.
>>693706437
Re-Rollin
Cooliroll
Sieg Heil!
:^)
Roll
>>693706243
Ihr Zug macht einen Umweg über Auschwitz, Sie dreckiger Judenabschaum!
Heil!
>>693701629
Yeah, yeah, Heil Hitler or whatever
roll
Here are my papers
>>693701629
seig heil
heil og sæl kamerat!
Nigger
You suspect Judaismis my faith? Jew must be mistaken!
>>693701629
Heil, mein friend.
Khé?
>>693701629
Looks like I'm going down
Sieg Heil mein fuhrer!
Roll
You see no Jew here.
>>693706737
reroll kamerat!
>>693706724
Schönen Tag, Heil Hitler!
>>693706441
You wanna know why Jews noses are so big?
Well, you see, air is free.
glory to the fatherland
I roll for motherland!
>>693706601
More like
>siege you in hell anti nazi.
Wtf is a gestapo?
Roll
>>693706493
YOU SMELL LIKE A JEW, AND LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!
Heil Hitler?
>>693706867
Here are my papers.
>>693706937
REROLL FOR MOTHERLAND!
>>693707017
REREROLL FOR MOTHERLAND
Heil Hitler!! HEIL my führer!
>>693701629
let's try my luck
Mein fuhrer.. Steiner..
>>693707010
x3 is the charm.
>>693704541
ss you autist
>>693707127
reroll
>inb4 filthy juden
>>693707111
SIEG HEIL!
>>693707110
Fuck
Hallo!
Was ist los mein kammaeraden!
>>693707111
Sieg Heil!
>salutes the high ranking man
>>693707207
oh not again fucks sake
>>693707110
Nice try. Enjoy the asylum, ya tard
>>693707217
Rerolling for HEIL HITLER
My papers are clean. By the furher I swear it!
>>693701629
>loyal nazi supporter
kek
Nicht schiessen Kamerad
>>693701629
hey
>>693707244
>44
Wunderbar. Dank fur deine zeit!
Mein doppels fur der Fuhrer.
Ya ya
>>693707379
Nicht nötig, weitergehen Kamerad.
i-i-i'm not an anti-nazi. i-i-i-i swear it.
>>69370162
Rolling through Germany
Roll
1. Go.
auf der Durchreise , nichts dagegen mich nicht.
Ich bin Nazi
>>693707551
The list here states that you are a soldier for the bolshevik resistance, Feuer eröffnen!
Sieg Heil
roll
>>693707551
Nice try. *pew pew*
>>693707551
LIAR! You are apart of the CMD.exe
>ConservativeMindsofDeutschland.exe
jawohl
rollin
>>693701629
Has anyone pointed out that this is a fake German roadblock in England? WWI helmets; Lee-Enfield rifle, and Vickers HMG (also UK licence plate).
Prolly a Home Guard exercise.
Don't tell him, Pike.
>>693701629
Its the current year
rollllllling
>>693707855
nothing to worry about
reroll
>>693707927
1488
Im telling you
I am der furer
Das Roll
>>693701629
Roll
ACHTUNG, DER FIEND
>>693707944
Heil Hitler, SS-Sturmbannführer!
>>693708004
You're a master of disguise, Gestapo - but you are definitely not der Fuhrer.
rolling for der furer
rollll
>>693701629
I swear I'm innocent! Here are my papers.
>>693701629
Hier meine Papiere.
Roll
>>693701629
rollo
>>693701629
88 Confirmed
>>693701629
I'm just passing by, mein Commandant.
k i got anti nazi twice in a row. surely this time ...
>>693707601
>wearing nuclear suicide vest
>explode Germany
>hitler survives and becomes mutated zombie hitler with a nazi personal zom/b/ie army
Heil, ja?
Roll for 9
OP is a faggot
>>693708270
one more time
>>693708333
HEIL JA!
>>693708333
Reroll, let me out pls
mien paper good sir hail Hittler
>>693708357
Papers? Fuck that.
Roll
>>693708363
And you are a JUDEN!
>>693708333
SIEG HEIL!
>salutes Hitler's close man
>>693708471
Danke based Hitler, heil!
>>693701629
Sieg Heil!
>>693708471
Trips = Hitler's right hand man
>>693708283
Oh fuck not zombie hitler
>>693708477
shit the god dam nazi are smarter then i thought
Roll
>>693708579
>>693708471
>>693708333
Oh shit nvm thought I was a spy kek
Rank upon Rank. Sieg heil
>>693701629
roll
>>693701629
Bitte schön. Ich hoffe, Sie werden alles in Ordnung finden.
>>693708718
You gotta be fucking kidding me
>>693701629
rolleing for the gold.. jew gold
roll
>>693705688
>88
you fucking rolled well then
Sieg Heil!
>>693709010
Reroll cuz retard
Herm .... gutentag?
Sieg Heil.
rolling
reroll
>>693709248
im a fuckin fag now. dont arrest me please just fucking burn me
CCCP > NAZI
>>693709082
DER ASYLUM IS MISSING A RETARD!
>>693701629
gg
RerOLL
I hope that I didn't take wrong papers :|
schnautzel
>>693709428
>anime pic
>faggot
Have fun in prison.
Rollen.
Ich liebe dich!
>>693709502
REGULAR NAZI CITIZEN?! I was on every meeting!
Soldier Roll
>>693701629
Problem, Oberst?
Das roll
>>693701629
Hmm
>>693701629
hehehe the jews R bad am i right, fellow Aryans?
fucking nazi scum
>>693701629
Check your german before posting things like that you massive faggot
not a checkpoint..... Kontrollpunkt!
verdammten Verräter
I got 5 fuck me
Evening gents
>>693701629
rololol
rollllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>693701629
Rolling for hitler
Le Heil
>>693701629
Roll
roll
replyy
>>693709935
Have fun in jail.
Hitler did nothing wrong
roll
fug :D
Hello nigga
Sieg Heil!
reroll
>>693701629
Roll
Roling
Roll
>>693701629
Heil
Roll
>>693701629
Ich lebe in den Bahnhof
>>693710710
Refill
Heil Hitler