Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>693469637
Hey, you asked me.
>>693469739
No need to thank me.
mah waifu
>>693470110
kagami claimed!!
>>693470229
but i will anyways! lol
Shiro claimed.
>>693469444
>Are you a pedo anon?
A what?
>>693469318
>Very gaseous
I was aiming for fluid at least T_T.
>>693469524
>has a half life via alpha decay more than a billion times the estimated age of our universe
Yes, that came to mind as well when I first saw the picture.
>>693469625
>komisches Zeugs über Beine
Das ist überraschend spezifisch. Spiegelst du Bilder, bis das linke Bein besser zu sehen ist?
>>693470027
>War dein 'Artzt' auch so überzeugt davon, dass er einfach weiß was ist? Als ob er einfach alles richtig macht?
Ach so schlimm war er gar nicht. Aber ich hab mir dann doch einen anderen geholt und mit dem einfach nicht über so einen Quark geredet.
>>693469534
>komische Proportionen
Komische Proportionen indeed! Aber in diesem speziellen Fall schien es mir als hätte ich diesen Stil schon mal gesehen und wollte herausfinden, woher der war. Nur fiel mir dann ein, dass ich ja viel zu faul bin, um tatsächlich danach zu suchen.
>>693470212
Because you make the best threads
>>693470391
I guess.
claimed, nobody can beat my husbando
>>693470376
>Spiegelst du Bilder, bis das linke Bein besser zu sehen ist?
keked too hard tbh
>>693470642
fuck off germanfag
everyone knows that the Netherlands is way better
>>693470501
kyo threads are best threads!!
>>693470376
Ich hätte mal weiterlesen sollen bevor ich poste...
Also ist das wohl immernoch die beste Lösung, einfach aussuchen welche Diagnose man will und nur passendes erzählen, hat's geholfen?
>>693470131
>Kagami
I don't have to think better of myself. I'm deeply sorry.
Goodnight /waifu/
>>693470579
Naive
To think that there is no better husbando
No one can beat Dio
>>693470757
Ask Tenten, he's operating the saltmines
>>693471026
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Makoto friend.
>>693471035
AAAAAH DIOOOOO
>>693471096
tenten should throw his pc out of the window and commit suicide
>>693471307
I actually agree but I still think you're a faggot
>>693470229
You accepted.
>>693470376
Fine I exaggerated, gaseous would be 50+ off. Solid is 5 or less off.
>>693470964
why though shiro?? having confidence in yourself is extremely important, take it from me, please...i know how it is
>>693472027
I have confidence in myself, I just don't want people worrying about me. It's just absurdly pointless.
>>693472008
Thanks based waifupad reminder.
>>693470757
Doch, doch, ich hab das mit den Schlafstörungen und dem anderen Käse auch selber in den Griff bekommen.
>>693471932
I'd rather be 0 off... were have all my trips gone!?
What did you do???
>>693472008
>0.99 mousepad
>4.99 shipping
k
>>693471026
Sleep well!
>>693471307
He's still trying to get the knot right.
>>693472008
Reported for advertising, stop shilling this shit.
>>693472457
The shipping isn't 4.99 if you do the coupon code correctly. It'd be free.
>>693470110
I wish my waifu would get groceries and cook and clean...
>>693472221
i don't think it's pointless...
>>693472609
It's probably more like 15.99 if shipped to europe...
Life is hard.
>shiro
Going to catch some sleep. Later waifu.
Yuri claim.
>claiming yume
>>693470110
maid one
>>693470376
Nein tatsächlich nicht aber wenn ich mir eins zum kuscheln/Kopf ablegen aussuchen darf dann meist das Linke.
>>693472881
Nah dude, shipping is free, worldwide. It's really quite nice for the price too. May I note the manufacturer didn't fuck up the design in the top left corner, that was me.
>>693472707
I suppose I can't prevent you.
>>693472457
>Doch, doch, ich hab das mit den Schlafstörungen und dem anderen Käse auch selber in den Griff bekommen.
Also wars doch unnötig?
Und wieso antwortest du Mai?
Für trips empfiehlt der Doktor Frequenzen posten und nach Möglichkeit die Postnummern beachten und abwarten
>>693472977
Ich glaube du bezahlst der nutte zu viel wenn du da hingehst um ne Stunde auf ihrem Bein zu schlafen
Claimed
>>693473095
$0.05 has been deposited in your account
claimed
What's done is done I guess
Good day guys
>>693473322
Wow so pretty!!
>stolen
>>693473557
Nice try nigger
>>693472977
legs one/(You)me
>>693472886
cya shizuru
>rattle
>>693473546
こんにちは
>>693473694
Which one did you claim? The one with nasty eyebrows?
>>693473694
coalburner/10
>>693473688
良い一日、友人
>>693473694
Dorito eyebrows
>>693474035
Those eyebrows are good eybrows
>>693473925
In your dreams ya blue-gummed knuckle dragger
Best type moon claimed.
>>693472707
Just let him, you can't force him to agree, and it's not like he's doing bad with it.
>>693473095
That doesn't sound that bad actually, but I don't feel like registering. Maybe some other day.
>>693473107
Ansich ja, aber das ist immer zu viel Aufwand. Man sollte meinen das mit trips klappt gelegentlich auch so.
>>693473322
Stolen
>>693474989
Almost
>>693474035
お元気ですか？
>>693472707
Kagami
>steal
cheeb
R.I.P. Thread >>693470110
Also kept my waifu
>>693475654
Stow lun
>>693475250
>お元気ですか？
私は疲れを感じています
Fuckin overwatch is getting boring.
Whats eveyone up to?
this lack of karen sucks.
Little ray of sunshine he is
>>693476053
Play Lucio then. Yea, it does suck without Karen.
>>693476053
I told him that and he said
>let him know I miss him too, hopefully he's doing great
>>693476597
>I told him that and he said
You didn't say a word so far
>>693476597
wait so whats the deal?
>>693476597
So I take it he hasn't blown himself up yet.
>>693476692
telepathy....it's a great thing!!
>>693476692
I'm a sneaky person.
>>693476707
I told you yesterday, 4chan is blocked in Saudi Arabia.
>>693476786
I think he is still in the process of joining ISIS.
Claiming best girlie!
my Husbando
>>693476956
SO NO MORE KAREN EVER?
*DRINKS BLEACH*
But can your waifu spin?
>>693476956
>sneaky
And you once said you are a girl
and I still want to see your manbearwomantits
and your waifu has amazingly great legs
>>693477163
He's only there for another month or so.
>>693477573
Fuck. That so gay. Fuck saudia arabia.
Well least he can get DQ or whatever and join isis now.
>>693477573
oh and i like that chibi
>>693477163
looks like your the new discount karen now
are you gonna join isis aswell?
>>693475944
go to bed then
>>693477832
I do too. I recently got about 10 new chibi pictures, which I'm very happy about. I love getting new pictures of my love.
>>693477885
Im in ISIL duh isis is trash
Claimed
>>693478041
ISIL AND ISIS ARE THE SAME THING YOU DIRTY AMERICAN
>>693478041
ISIL= ISLAMIC STATE OF IRAQ AND THE LEVANT
ISIS = ISLAMIC STATE OF IRAQ AND SYRIA
SYRIA IS PART OF THE LEVANT
>>693478541
(guaranteed replies.png)
>>693478819
well im like part of the league of assasins
>>693477885
so wait, why did he join isis in the first place?
>>693479067
this post fucking ruined my day I'm going to bed I hope you are happy with yourself
>>693478948
Last time no one replied
>replies to himself because he is ignored otherwise
>>693479124
Goodnight
>>693479116
Rem is the best girl. Claimed
>>693479392
Hey faggot I'm just here to claim my waifu.
>>693478721
I'm fucking spooked.
>>693479500
I think you mean Emilia
>>693479895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
>Embed this link
>Change board style to "Tomorrow"
>Click and drag pic related
>>693479895
Oh god, your suffering continues.
And it's daylight even.
How are you aside from high blood pressure?
This fucking guy
>>693480784
Desperately awaiting reply.jpg
>>693480467
2spooky.
>>693480536
Spooked.
Finished the first last night, started the second a little later and within the first minute I knew I had made a mistake.
>>693480784
Incest.
>>693480871
>i think peaches
hi
>>693480784
Sunshine
>>693481050
Her baby was a mistake
>>693481050
Is best.
>>693481503
Heyo.
>>693481503
The one on the right looks dead, with that white skin, bony arms, and don't get me started on her limp right hand hanging lifelessly.
>>693482086
Her body is on the left
Her spirit is on the right
>>693481688
What are you doing?
>>693481503
I really did enjoy the ending, nearly missed that very last spook but holy shit. I already know I'm going to enjoy the ending to this one too.
>>693481688
Agreed.
Anyone care to recommend some retro games? I have NES, SNES, PS1
>>693481503
>actually is peaches
Hey beautiful
>>693482706
Super Metroid (SNES).
>>693482344
Being awake at 5am, you can't really be doing much. Laying in bed. You?
>>693482369
Glad you agree.
How are you feeling today? Been up to much?
>>693483043
Not much, i hope to slowly do productive things.
It's good you're doing good.
>>693482369
I fully expect you to finish that game one handed.
>>693482990
I actually already have that one but thank you!
>>693482706
Sell them and buy the newest call of duty game.
>>693474456
>tfw my waifu is so obscure literally no one will ever claim her
Mine, all mine.
hey guys.
You are now aware that the matrix is real.
>>693483456
Until now
>stolen
>>693483625
>>693483456
>Hots
>obscure
Not really but nice claim there anon
>>693483544
Wisest wolf detected
>>693483625
If possible, just put me in the Animetrix
>>693483754
>>693483043
I'm good, same as always. Only big thing I've been doing recently is playing F.E.A.R. which I finished up last night, started the second one last night as well.
>>693483334
I'll try to finish more than just the game.
>>693483835
>>693483456
>>693483677
Hehe don't worry anon, I'll take good care of her
>>693484077
Pls stop you're scaring me
>>693484094
You need trips for steal you fucking jew
>>693484307
The rabbit hole goes much deeper than what you are seeing now.
>>693483334
>One off
Nice, what things are you going to be doing, if you don't mind me asking?
>>693483879
Awesome. Good to hear man. FEAR? I've heard of it, it's a horror game right? The one with the spooky little girl that follows you, or something like that.
They good?
>>693484507
Still marathoning Akame Ga kill
My nephew is watching it were at about episode 17 the feel train is about to pull in.
bumpity
>>693484595
Yeah its a horror game series, that's a very small part of it and she only appears as a little girl sometimes, other times she's her adult self, its too much to explain here but if you like horror games its definitely a good one, even if you don't like them and apparently like torturing yourself like I do its fun.
>>693484595
Simple class related things of annoyance
>>693480161
You seem to have spelled Felix wrong
Yuiko Claimed.
I've never such a boring class as this one.
>>693485734
>>693480161
I think you spelled trash-tier waifu bait incorrectly.
Saber claimed
>>693485923
I've never either.
Plastic Memories kept me awake last night, slept at 6am
Should I drink a 4th cup of coffee?
>>693485943
You know you love it
>>693486125
Why not ? I used to drink a whole jar of coffee
>>693486260
Hitagi cosplay
>>693485350
Ah. I think I remember seeing gameplay of a glitch where a little girl follows you, that's literally all I know about FEAR. It sounds kinda interesting.. but I'm not one for horror games at all. It must be good, even to people who don't like them.
>>693485651
Oh.. that sucks.
>>693486037
eclipse
>>693486038
Lies
>>693486122
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>>693486260
Strangler
>>693486469
Yume
>>693486293
>I used to drink a whole jar of coffee
Absolute madman.
It ran out so now I can only have 3 1/2 cups.
>>693486626
Yuuko.
>
>>693486469
I should move that into the cosplay folder.
>>693486176
>
>>693486260
Heyo, Homu.
You were right, solid 283 m/s.
If you guys don't mind me feeding, I could probably put up with it.
>>693486626
You're the most fake shitposter in the community, shut up.
>>693486562
Sunshine.
>>693486626
Yuuko
>>693486881
Maybe I like it
>>693486904
I'm leaving like emi now ~
>>693486904
It's fine, we're playing for fun and not to try hard. As long as you can bear the ping it doesn't matter.
I would take a feeder from the thread over a random toxic player from the LoL community any day.
Does anybody have a screencap/archive of Emi leaving?
>>693487432
This so much, kek.
And remember that Homu is an autistic jew nigger 5 year old.
Mein
>>693486834
We, Brazilians, love coffee.
>>693487870
I haven't had a cup of coffee in half a year. Drink water.
Anyone want to shitpost with me?
this thread is 2 hours and 30 minutes old
ok
>>693487432
This
>>693486904
Just join us if you feel like it
Dankocher smiles upon you friend
>>693488371
You are 2 hours and 30 minutes old.
>>693488274
I don't drink water or milk. I feel like throwing up with water and milk
>>693488643
You need to get adapted to drinking that shit man. Then again, I'm not sure on how Brazilian water is.
>>693488346
That's all i know how to do
>>693488371
Good
>>693488600
You and this entire universe were created 1 second ago along with memories of a life you never actually lived.
t. god
>>693488274
Nah m8, chocolate milk is where it's at
>>693488879
The only times I'm ever constructive in an argument is on accident while shitposting and flaming on both sides that I call myself out on my own bullshit
>>693489087
your waifu interests me i wanna read her stuff.
its just manga right? shit looks ultra cray
>>693488986
Ok
>>693488879
It's a sight to behold
>>693488932
Ok
>>693488879
>>693489087
I don't think either of you know what shitposting really is.
>>693486904
I won't use that image again.
I just realized how terrible it is.
>>693487316
>You fool. I was Emi all along~~~~
>>693487432
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
I was Plat 5 in my regular serveer, so despite feeding I may not be totally useless.
>>693487458
He never said he left, he just did.
>>693488378
I'd be glad to do that, thank you.
Alright guys time to go
Have a great day/night /waifu/
>>693485734
Someone doesn't know how to spell Elsa.
>>693489434
bye (You)me
>>693489276
ko
>>693488859
Isn't that bad. Is just 'cause I can't drink it without feeling like throwing up. But I don't drink only soda tho. I normally drink lemonade.
MINE
>>693489404
I've never seen impressive shitposting here so you'll have to forgive my ignorance.
>>693489434
bye
>>693489269
Yeah, it's called Franken Fran. It manages to switch between creepy, heartwarming, and hilarious. I definitely recommend it!
>>693489404
I don't do it here
>>693489800
That picture is kind of unsettling
>“Shitposting” is an Internet slang term describing a range of user misbehaviors and rhetoric on forums and message boards that are intended to derail a conversation off-topic, including thread jacking, circlejerking and non-commercial spamming. On 4chan, the byproduct of shitposting is referred to as cancer.
You can't truly shitpost on /waifu/ because derailing a circlejerk is actually anti-shitposting, and circlejerking would be on-topic.
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